I played GTA as a Dating Game and this happened... 

She said she'd get you out of the hospital for free, not that you'd be alive when she did it

Reminder to go and agree to start dating the female cop in the desert if you dont want to keep losing your weapons every time you get arrested

I have to take some notes from this for my own dates, this stuff is golden

The beard looks good on you Mr. Kevin💯

Get yourself a girl who will weave in and out of traffic like Michelle does for Kevin

Day 23. Of asking Kevin to play all of the dayshift at Freddy's games

The girlfriend casually mentioning a plane crash, Kevin’s “oh nooOOOoo” as he lost control of the plane, the scream of said girlfriend followed by the sound of an explosion… A cinematic masterpiece.

Kevin isn't just military, political, business, farming, and gaming genius, he's also a romance genius. No wonder Anna fell for him.

This is your best thumbnail yet bro

in san andreas, a date with only 2 murders is a boring affair

Nearly fell off me chair when you bailed out of the plane "well its been good knowing you", I haven't laughed so hard in a while!

the necrophilia comment, the intense mood swings and the hearse? cj honestly dodged a nuke with that first girl

"Or hes into some kinky stuff because he has a baton" Judging by this statement, either Kevin is very, very kinky, or not kinky at all.

GTA but the only thing you're stealing is hearts

"This car can't fly you b*tch". 😆 One of my fav lines by a GTA NPC. SA has some of the best NPC dialogue.

Day 301 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey

“Remember where we parked by the way” Ah a true Kevin classic

"And that, my fellow cult members, is how I met your mother."

14:02 Funny how Barbara actually jumped out the plane and landed safely on the rooftop.

As a Katie who works in a hospital, i feel well represented in this episode

Kevin showing off why the ladies love him -- he takes them on dates involving long drives across town in a baggage handler, tons of fast food, aerial views of the city (followed by death-defying stunts), and getting loads of tattoos all on his lonesome. Anna must be swooning now. XD

Is that an RPG in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? 👀

Katie was just showing you what it’s like from the other side when you give npc’s mixed messages

I’m going to start forcing Kevin to pay my medical bills… I think I pulled a muscle in my belly while laughing at this video and I deserve compensation.

Kevin is a dating Genius.

1:09 - damn the graphics inside that store actually look fantastic with the lighting. If only the rest of the game looked as upgraded as that, it would actually be a decent remaster.

Not even 2 minutes in and Kevin has CJ looking like he's about to go to a coffee shop to "work on his novel"

Watching Kevin play gta is always a great time!

The “hey baby you got baggage, I got you covered” broke me 😂😂

I can't stop laughing over the chick bored from his insane plane flying

so I'm gonna go ahead and accept this video as my early boreday gift, as it is my bday tomorrow and kev doesn't post- thanks kev & cult 👋🥳

all we need is ray foley to really get the full experience of dating here 💖

Well a Kevin GTA video means I'm reminded of Grog and need to go rewatch those streams again.

Kevin making CJ wear the exact outfit that I always wore and thought was very cool during my high school years is just 🤣🤣🤣

GTA has always been a love game. I mean look at Grognak everyone loved her. She had so many romances and more.

the only thing I wanted to start my birthday: a CallMeKevin video my birthdays always suck, but your absolutely unhinged content gives me strength to make it through it lmao love u kev

CJ finding love in the warm embrace of the homies is probably the best ending.

i like how kevin calls the pants a new name everytime 😂😂

I'm dying laughing. 🤣 All the years back when I played this, I didn't have this kind of fun...that ending...🤣

Damnit I'm on holiday without WiFi and Kevin keeps uploading really interesting videos... Fuck it I'm using data for this one

Not gonna lie, when I saw the car fly off at the end, I thought CJ and his homies were going to Hogwarts. XD

Day *695* of asking Kevin to ACTUALLY revisit the Bee Movie Game

I love some red chonglers. Nothing better!

I don't think I've laughed this hard in a while 😂 Keep it up Kev!

"This car can't fly you b!tch" 😭😭🤣🤣 perfect ending lol

Thank you for the happy ending Kevin, I appreciate that :)

Everytime I watch one of your videos I always crack up 😂 never change kevin!!

GTA SA ❤️ Thank you Kevin for making my day again! I'm very sick right now and I need a distraction so much 😞

I forgot this verison of SA came out. Was wondering why everyone looked weird.

Katie really is the best girlfriend though. You're rather likely to get shot at by cops than arrested by them, so you might as well get her first to maintain all weapons upon deaths in general. That said, Helena gave you access to a pretty reliable weapon stock area. For all intents and purposes, if you got all the Pearls/Oysters, you also made dating much easier for you in general.

It you need a lawyer call Saul but if you need healthcare call Katie

Kevin playing GTA as a dating sim as if that's not Grognak the Destroyer Attorney At Law, Esquire, M.D.'s entire storyline....

I miss the “My name is Kevin” intro. I constantly forget I’m watching Kevin and need a reminder at the beginning of the video :/

This videos proves Kevin is a romance genius.

I guess I can get rid of my insurance thanks to Katie. 🙏 Prayers

moral of the history homies > girls

you DONT use it as a dating app already? lame.

One of the funniest videos from you in a while :D

Hey Kevin!! Happy to see you!! Would you ever sing a cover of a modest mouse song for me 🥺

Kevin picks GTA San as a dating sim, Kevin wins by making CJ stylish for his dates.

I have not laughed so hard latley until the plane crased🤣🤣🤣🤣, amazing video Kevin love the content🙏

No date with Millie?>:( I mean knowing Kevin, he probably killed her during the main story, but still... Personally I always found her to be the best girlfriend for CJ, since during their wine and dine dates he actually acts kinda sweet towards her and his responses feel more sincere, indicating he actually cares enough to listen to her. Also if you can't be bothered to take her out, just going to a date dressed as a gimp is enough to convince her into enjoying some indoor activities instead.

I have a game suggestion: spiderheck, it’s a game that just came out, and it’s super fun, you play as a spider and you can even get lightsabers and swing around and there’s really fun solo levels to do and also PVP and co op, so it would be really cool to see you play it Kevin, because love all your videos, your so cool and fun to watch 😁

I can't believe this video ended the same way that Grease (1978) ended! Kevin has written a true love story for the ages

Im suprised Barabra survived, she in fact did not go down with the plane shes probably stuck on the skyscraper if you pay attention enough to see her feet.

I love and understand your video

🤣🤣 Kevin's cute little Irish voice; "I am a gangster! Don't throw bottles at me!"

"I'm divorced with two kids, still intrested?" Damn R* is really good at poking fun at everyone lmao.

I lost it when the guy ran into the chainsaw

And you are still so sassy 🥺🔥

Ngl the gang green caught me by surprise and I laughed way too hard

I genuinely haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Which is a shame because I have had two kids and the old pee canal ain't what she used to be.

Can't wait for the prequel of this video titled "Better Call Katie" where she's in medical school

Ganggreen …… the single best joke you’ve ever said Kevin !! 🤣🤣

‘I drove her half way across the state for fast food’ 😂😂😂

"I just solved the American healthcare system. Call Katie" #KevinforUSPrezident!!!!

Hey kevin, i am proud to say that i am coming close to infecting my highschool to the cult. I played the ring of fire in gym class and now everyone is singing it. I will update.

Day 140 of asking Kevin to play the ratchelor It’s a fun online game that is basically the batchelor with rats

7:27 "No officer! I'm serious! This guy really just ran into my chainsaw!"

i have never genuinely laughed out loud as watching a video as much as i have with kevin's videos

This was hilarious, I did like the girlfriend mechanic in this game, even if most people ignored it.

"id shoot you and no one would say a thing" me trying to pick up men

The characters look so bad. I don't get how they messed up the definite edition so bad and still haven't done much about it. Usually your childhood games look worse when you see them as an adult, but this is DEFINITELY worse than the original.

4:11 Well, she does drive a hearse so maybe she's letting you know she's a totally normal non-creepy hearse driver. Though now that I'm thinking about it, that did sound like an oddly specific denial.

kevin should of called Katie when he got hit by that car

did this one time, got shot before i could even pull out my very good pick-up line

This went better than when Kevin actually tries to play the game like you're supposed to

Better call katie!

Funny is that having several girlfriends is actually dangerous. I once played a date with the necrophilia girl and we got chased by a girl with the monstertruck, she damaged my car until it exploded and then both girls broke up with me. I know it can happen with any girl, i was so expecting this. 😂😂

This new gta dating game is interesting

I wonder if Kevin could play the Minecraft Comes Alive Reborn. It has all what Kevin needs: -giving gifts to people -making friends and enemies -getting a wife and kids -putting his kids into hard work for free -and more He can also be a leader of any village. I wonder how he'll cause chaos in that minecraft mod.

I happened upon this channel while I'm going through a hard-core manic sims playing episode and honestly I'd watch this man play anything and I'd be happy to be here 😂

14:03 - if slow don't the playback speed, you can see that Barbara exited the plan as well, but now she's stranded on the ledge of a skyscraper. I actually think that's funnier.

Ah yes , nothing more romantic then a man standing outside waiting with a chainsaw. I mean, I would go outside! What a lady killer!

Barbara actually committed suicide so that's not on you, she jumped out of a plane without a parachute for no reason!

Wondered if I should buy this since they've had a year to fix the bugs. Looks like they didn't do shit.

Wow, I can honestly say I never could have predicted that ending. You should help with the next alien movie, Ridley Scott has nothing on you.

I can relate to that garage explosion! 😆

I laughed so hard, thank you 😊

Something about Kevin repeatedly saying "homies" that just sounds right in the worst way.