The worst dating simulator on steam made me uncomfortable 

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I feel so bad for Snoop for having to be the waiter for these dates

Lmao "Başarısız" means unsuccessful in Turkish. I am not fully surprised our people had a hand in this.

Kevin+badly reviewed steam games= good content

Imagine matching with someone on tinder, setting up a date and out of pity because they reject you for being too poor they hand you $200 xD I'd just bury myself.

You know a game is bad when the t-rex armed monstrosity Kevin is playing as somehow manages to be the second most attractive character in the game, right after than Snoop Dogg the waiter.

"You better wear a condom" "You had a child"

Kevin has proved that he is a dating genius

I've seen a bunch of games like this, but this one is honestly so bad it's amazing. When you showed the restaurant staff consisted of an anime maid and Snoop, I spit out my drink LMAO

You know a game has weird character design when Kevin's custom character isn't the weirdest character.

"Why don't they pay me better to just stare at things?" Oh, Kevin, you'd have to be promoted to middle management for that! Also, I'm glad Snoop Dogg found his calling as a waiter. I bet he drops every plate like it's hot.

I thought Madeline was a zombie at first, trying to trick people to come over for her to eat

I love how Kevin doesn’t even question how he got the first women pregnant, despite the fact she said “You better wear a condom!” 😂

That pale/green girl looked like a legit undead. Also, I find it disturbing and hilarious that his blonde date not only came back to his murder shack in the woods, but also demanded he wear a condom and then somehow got pregnant and then never came back. Then he just casually matches someone else the next day. lol

Did Kevin not realize Snoop Dogg served them food at the restaurant?

I love how the love interests are like if Kevin designed them but tamer, so his character fits right in 😂

Kevin doesn't need to play dating simulators to prove that he can seduce any one of us

Well, at least your dates won't need a paternity test to prove the kids are yours!

The guy in the overalls in the club hitting ballet moves broke me for some reason 😂

Kevin playing the weirdest games will always be my favorite 😂

Kevin is creating unrealistic body expectations for the rest of us

This game does seem to capture the atmosphere of Tinder

One minute in and we have T-Rex arms. This is going to be outstanding.

I've always wanted Snoop Dogg to serve me lasagne in a sundae glass

Watching you play games like this inspires me. You seem to have a good time no matter what you’re playing because you MAKE it fun. I would never play these games simply because they’re hot garbaggio and I’m put off by the poor mechanics, but that doesn’t seem to matter to you. You have fun no matter what you’re playing and that reminds me what gaming is really about, so thank you, Kevin. Also, I choked on my food while watching this video and had to pause it to get my wife to give me the heimlich. It would have been an honor for the last video I watched on RU-vid to have been yours.

“The default is $1500, and I have $20.” That’s the most relatable thing in this video honestly 🤣

I'm dealing with food poisoning, and was already nauseous. This made me laugh so hard it only got worse. But it was worth it, Kevin. Thanks

snoop dogg being the waiter is perfect

"House like kennel" made me crack up

I love that it's like he's looking for a hook up so that he can have kids and make his own little mini cult.

We need Grognak and Jim as DLC in every single existing dating sim

Episode 2 please? I got weirdly invested in Normal Man's life, I want to see what happens next.

I don't know if this game is a passion project or it's a parody😂

“I’ve managed to drive on the roof and over the building.” Me: Good god this man is a driving genius.

Idk why but I love when u play these weird dating sims. they're always so goofy and I like that u play them the exact opposite way they're meant to be played lol

"Your house is like a kennel, you better wear a condom." Man, here i am thinking my chances with the ladies are better than previously estimated haha

Overalls man nailing perfect pirourttes had me dying, then Delilah pops up and sends me into literal tears of laughter

The worst dating game for Kevin would be a game where he gets to date soup

just came back from a HORRIBLE date. this video makes me feel much better about how my time went

Kevin's talent at finding bad games is nothing short of amazing.

A game that depresses it's player. Impressive

2:55 The way kevin emphasised "thrilled and entertained" while desperately looking at the camera made it seem like there was a marketing manager just off camera threatening him with a gun.😂

I'd like to point out how Mary is apparently a vegetarian despite the fact that she is clearly a zombie

'house like kennel' fucking broke me.

between Snoop Dogg, anime waifu and the Oblivion music- this video is a masterpiece

Having to manage food, energy, cleanliness, and libido levels just to experience the rewarding parts of life is a brutally relatable mood

I skipped ahead too far and thought the sponsorship was the dating sim and was thoroughly confused on A. How the graphics suddenly got good, B. How we got to a fantasy world from a casual setting

10/10 Kevin, what a beautiful story and game. A misunderstood monster-esque disproportionate man, trying to find love while also trying to survive in a savage economy. The character development alone brings inspiration to the heart :’) please keep playing

The happiest ending from any simulator game will forever be when Imdoomed married the gorilla in the jungle.

Only Kevin can make a game this awful legitimately an amazing time

4 hours played? Kevin is a "Proper testing of gameplay" genius!

This game was indeed full of bug. And that other guy saying that getting money was hard hasn't played a whole lot. You get paid for looking at things

The dialogue and charcter design is fantastic, how could Kevin not spot Snoop 😂

Getting served a meal by snoop dog was so unexpected, although this whole game is a trip to be fair.

Something was clearly lost in translation when making this game

Well if Kevin's Sims playthroughs prove, more kids = more workers, which then makes for more money. So, basically, Kevin is a dating genius.

you're incredible Kevin :) !! I hope everyone who reads this has a lovely evening.

I legit started scolding Kevin when he bought that tiny chair for his character. _”Kevin!”_

I absolutely love any game that lets Kevin create abominations - I mean, characters. 😂

Everything about this game makes me feel uncomfortable, especially the wording "you HAD a child".. sinister

Wait.. i just thought of something.. how can Normal Man even eat with those tiny little arms? There's no chance in hell he can reach his mouth to feed himself

The best part was putting the Oblivion dialogue music during every awkward date conversation.

This game looks haunting😭

Kevin gets paid to fail at dating? I feel like my 20's could have been a lot more profitable.

Kevin always finds games in the strangest corners of steam that I'm afraid to go to

I audibly cackled like a duck when I saw Kevin's character, how the fuck do you mess up a character creator that bad

These games make me so happy when Kevin plays them they are just too broken

We really shouldn't allow stupid people to make games... that being said, they're still useful for CallMeKevin content.

I've gotta say, this video has my favorite sponsor segway so far, Kevin!! Also I'm really enjoying the longer videos, the vibes are immaculate with a hint of that good ol' CallMeKevin chaos. 10/10 keep it up bro

This was..... something. Thanks kevin for the random games you play i actually enjoy seeing these awful games but man kudos to your patience for even opening these things up

Everybody is asking Kevin "when is gonna be next video" or "Will you play Idle Breakout again" or "Please let me out I did nothing to you please I have family" but nobody is asking how is Kevin

Kevin and bad games is a combination that I never become tired of!

Whoever decided to put Oblivion music behind the dialog deserves multiple awards

Watching Kevin while ur high just feels so right

This must’ve been the funniest video I’ve seen in years, Kevin you really outdid yourself this time! I haven’t stopped laughing for the past half hour, thanks kevin my family thinks I’m a psychopath now

Such a small part of the video, but the editor who put in the short clip of the Kingdom Hearts 1 Clock Tower music around 18:50ish literally made me double take and re-listen just to make sure I wasn't hearing things. So unexpected, but wonderful.

The waiter at 11:53 is Snoop Dogg haha

This needs to be a series

I just noticed the progress bar on top when Kevin was doing the ad read and I absolutely love it

at least it’s not orc massage… that haunts me to this day

Oh lord, that image of Kevin on the girl was not something I needed to see today. Or ever.

Ah yes, watching kevin play games at 3 AM is a better choice than sleeping

ive pretty much been a daily viewer for a few years now, your content has always been a great way to begin or end the day. and if i miss a day, i always look forward to having 2 vids to watch next time, definitely my fav youtuber, thanks kev

10:18 kevin trying to pronounce "baṣarısız" made me giggle btw it means unsuccessful in turkish

How did they not do a deep dive into the OnlyFarts Content Creator story line? Missed opportunity.

It’s been awhile since I’ve watched Kevin and its like a breathe of fresh air

6:05 How in the holy hell did the developer remember that ambulances have "AMBULANCE" written on the hood, but NOT that it's reversed?

I have probably watched way too many of of your videos the last few days. Like I’m talking many hours. You make me laugh a lot but this one really got me.

Ah thank you for posting this Kevin I needed dating advice and this will be perfect

It's true: dating can include "a lot of bug'' 😂

6:17 “you’ve got a strange mix of staff here.”💀💀💀

I love how the editing during the blackjack segment makes it seem like Kevin somehow lost a round of blackjack even though he got a blackjack. (Please tell me he didn't lose a round of blackjack when he got a blackjack)

Maybe it's because I'm watching this at 2 a.m. and I'm sleep depreived but I am literally crying laughing every time Normal Man is on screen for any length of time And on top of that, I absolutely lost it at "You've got a strange mix of staff here" accompanied by the screen panning from an anime neko girl to a totally different animation style dude with dreads Update: it's Snoop Dogg I'm sobbing

its always a good day when kevin plays the best games on steam

8:26 Kevin is a hotel bathroom designing genius

One minute in and I know I have to share this one with my whole family. The character generator alone is comedy gold.

I thought the title said it made you so uncomfortable that you steamed on yourself and well here I am confused and ashamed myself lmao

Literally made himself a G-D sexual tyrannosaurus. Jesse Ventura would be proud.

Kevin I dont comment often but I have to say that I was watching one of your Comedy Night videos from like 5 years ago, and I knew you could sing but hoooly shit was that a treat. You have a phenomenal voice.

Kevin back in the day I watched the vanoss crew, then I grew up and found you a few years later (2015) since then you’re the only Tuber I watch and rewatch your videos to sleep at night❤