The worst dating simulator on steam made me uncomfortable 

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I feel so bad for Snoop for having to be the waiter for these dates

Lmao "Başarısız" means unsuccessful in Turkish. I am not fully surprised our people had a hand in this.

Imagine matching with someone on tinder, setting up a date and out of pity because they reject you for being too poor they hand you $200 xD I'd just bury myself.

You know a game is bad when the t-rex armed monstrosity Kevin is playing as somehow manages to be the second most attractive character in the game, right after than Snoop Dogg the waiter.

Kevin+badly reviewed steam games= good content

"You better wear a condom" "You had a child"

Kevin has proved that he is a dating genius

You know a game has weird character design when Kevin's custom character isn't the weirdest character.

Kevin doesn't need to play dating simulators to prove that he can seduce any one of us

I've seen a bunch of games like this, but this one is honestly so bad it's amazing. When you showed the restaurant staff consisted of an anime maid and Snoop, I spit out my drink LMAO

Well, at least your dates won't need a paternity test to prove the kids are yours!

That pale/green girl looked like a legit undead. Also, I find it disturbing and hilarious that his blonde date not only came back to his murder shack in the woods, but also demanded he wear a condom and then somehow got pregnant and then never came back. Then he just casually matches someone else the next day. lol

I love how the love interests are like if Kevin designed them but tamer, so his character fits right in 😂

I love how Kevin doesn’t even question how he got the first women pregnant, despite the fact she said “You better wear a condom!” 😂

I thought Madeline was a zombie at first, trying to trick people to come over for her to eat

"Why don't they pay me better to just stare at things?" Oh, Kevin, you'd have to be promoted to middle management for that! Also, I'm glad Snoop Dogg found his calling as a waiter. I bet he drops every plate like it's hot.

Did Kevin not realize Snoop Dogg served them food at the restaurant?

Kevin playing the weirdest games will always be my favorite 😂

The guy in the overalls in the club hitting ballet moves broke me for some reason 😂

Kevin is creating unrealistic body expectations for the rest of us

One minute in and we have T-Rex arms. This is going to be outstanding.

This game does seem to capture the atmosphere of Tinder

Watching you play games like this inspires me. You seem to have a good time no matter what you’re playing because you MAKE it fun. I would never play these games simply because they’re hot garbaggio and I’m put off by the poor mechanics, but that doesn’t seem to matter to you. You have fun no matter what you’re playing and that reminds me what gaming is really about, so thank you, Kevin. Also, I choked on my food while watching this video and had to pause it to get my wife to give me the heimlich. It would have been an honor for the last video I watched on RU-vid to have been yours.

I've always wanted Snoop Dogg to serve me lasagne in a sundae glass

“The default is $1500, and I have $20.” That’s the most relatable thing in this video honestly 🤣

I'm dealing with food poisoning, and was already nauseous. This made me laugh so hard it only got worse. But it was worth it, Kevin. Thanks

We need Grognak and Jim as DLC in every single existing dating sim

snoop dogg being the waiter is perfect

“I’ve managed to drive on the roof and over the building.” Me: Good god this man is a driving genius.

I love that it's like he's looking for a hook up so that he can have kids and make his own little mini cult.

"House like kennel" made me crack up

Idk why but I love when u play these weird dating sims. they're always so goofy and I like that u play them the exact opposite way they're meant to be played lol

The worst dating game for Kevin would be a game where he gets to date soup

A game that depresses it's player. Impressive

Episode 2 please? I got weirdly invested in Normal Man's life, I want to see what happens next.

"Your house is like a kennel, you better wear a condom." Man, here i am thinking my chances with the ladies are better than previously estimated haha

Kevin's talent at finding bad games is nothing short of amazing.

Overalls man nailing perfect pirourttes had me dying, then Delilah pops up and sends me into literal tears of laughter

'house like kennel' fucking broke me.

2:55 The way kevin emphasised "thrilled and entertained" while desperately looking at the camera made it seem like there was a marketing manager just off camera threatening him with a gun.😂

I don't know if this game is a passion project or it's a parody😂

just came back from a HORRIBLE date. this video makes me feel much better about how my time went

I'd like to point out how Mary is apparently a vegetarian despite the fact that she is clearly a zombie

Having to manage food, energy, cleanliness, and libido levels just to experience the rewarding parts of life is a brutally relatable mood

The happiest ending from any simulator game will forever be when Imdoomed married the gorilla in the jungle.

between Snoop Dogg, anime waifu and the Oblivion music- this video is a masterpiece

10/10 Kevin, what a beautiful story and game. A misunderstood monster-esque disproportionate man, trying to find love while also trying to survive in a savage economy. The character development alone brings inspiration to the heart :’) please keep playing

I legit started scolding Kevin when he bought that tiny chair for his character. _”Kevin!”_

Well if Kevin's Sims playthroughs prove, more kids = more workers, which then makes for more money. So, basically, Kevin is a dating genius.

I skipped ahead too far and thought the sponsorship was the dating sim and was thoroughly confused on A. How the graphics suddenly got good, B. How we got to a fantasy world from a casual setting

This game was indeed full of bug. And that other guy saying that getting money was hard hasn't played a whole lot. You get paid for looking at things

Only Kevin can make a game this awful legitimately an amazing time

4 hours played? Kevin is a "Proper testing of gameplay" genius!

Wait.. i just thought of something.. how can Normal Man even eat with those tiny little arms? There's no chance in hell he can reach his mouth to feed himself

Getting served a meal by snoop dog was so unexpected, although this whole game is a trip to be fair.

Everything about this game makes me feel uncomfortable, especially the wording "you HAD a child".. sinister

The dialogue and charcter design is fantastic, how could Kevin not spot Snoop 😂

I absolutely love any game that lets Kevin create abominations - I mean, characters. 😂

The best part was putting the Oblivion dialogue music during every awkward date conversation.

you're incredible Kevin :) !! I hope everyone who reads this has a lovely evening.

Kevin always finds games in the strangest corners of steam that I'm afraid to go to

I've gotta say, this video has my favorite sponsor segway so far, Kevin!! Also I'm really enjoying the longer videos, the vibes are immaculate with a hint of that good ol' CallMeKevin chaos. 10/10 keep it up bro

Something was clearly lost in translation when making this game

I audibly cackled like a duck when I saw Kevin's character, how the fuck do you mess up a character creator that bad

This was..... something. Thanks kevin for the random games you play i actually enjoy seeing these awful games but man kudos to your patience for even opening these things up

These games make me so happy when Kevin plays them they are just too broken

Such a small part of the video, but the editor who put in the short clip of the Kingdom Hearts 1 Clock Tower music around 18:50ish literally made me double take and re-listen just to make sure I wasn't hearing things. So unexpected, but wonderful.

Kevin gets paid to fail at dating? I feel like my 20's could have been a lot more profitable.

Ah yes, watching kevin play games at 3 AM is a better choice than sleeping

Kevin and bad games is a combination that I never become tired of!

This game looks haunting😭

ive pretty much been a daily viewer for a few years now, your content has always been a great way to begin or end the day. and if i miss a day, i always look forward to having 2 vids to watch next time, definitely my fav youtuber, thanks kev

The waiter at 11:53 is Snoop Dogg haha

Whoever decided to put Oblivion music behind the dialog deserves multiple awards

This must’ve been the funniest video I’ve seen in years, Kevin you really outdid yourself this time! I haven’t stopped laughing for the past half hour, thanks kevin my family thinks I’m a psychopath now

Watching Kevin while ur high just feels so right

We really shouldn't allow stupid people to make games... that being said, they're still useful for CallMeKevin content.

I just noticed the progress bar on top when Kevin was doing the ad read and I absolutely love it

I have probably watched way too many of of your videos the last few days. Like I’m talking many hours. You make me laugh a lot but this one really got me.

Ah thank you for posting this Kevin I needed dating advice and this will be perfect

It’s been awhile since I’ve watched Kevin and its like a breathe of fresh air

Kevin back in the day I watched the vanoss crew, then I grew up and found you a few years later (2015) since then you’re the only Tuber I watch and rewatch your videos to sleep at night❤

Kevin I dont comment often but I have to say that I was watching one of your Comedy Night videos from like 5 years ago, and I knew you could sing but hoooly shit was that a treat. You have a phenomenal voice.

Oh lord, that image of Kevin on the girl was not something I needed to see today. Or ever.

Everybody is asking Kevin "when is gonna be next video" or "Will you play Idle Breakout again" or "Please let me out I did nothing to you please I have family" but nobody is asking how is Kevin

I love how the editing during the blackjack segment makes it seem like Kevin somehow lost a round of blackjack even though he got a blackjack. (Please tell me he didn't lose a round of blackjack when he got a blackjack)

I cant believe this is possible, but this game may have the worst character creation screen ever. Theres nothing wrong with the options. No, those are perfect, but the camera moving around the room, to follow the characters head is damn nauseating. I feel more like im having a panic attack, than about to enter a dating sim Edit: actually the driving is horrible too. The weird sunray lines make me it feel like we're driving to meet God

This needs to be a series

at least it’s not orc massage… that haunts me to this day

6:05 How in the holy hell did the developer remember that ambulances have "AMBULANCE" written on the hood, but NOT that it's reversed?

I’ve seen this game played by an Italian RU-vidr and thought it would have been amazing yo seeing Kevin playing it… I’m not disappointed

How did they not do a deep dive into the OnlyFarts Content Creator story line? Missed opportunity.

Maybe it's because I'm watching this at 2 a.m. and I'm sleep depreived but I am literally crying laughing every time Normal Man is on screen for any length of time And on top of that, I absolutely lost it at "You've got a strange mix of staff here" accompanied by the screen panning from an anime neko girl to a totally different animation style dude with dreads Update: it's Snoop Dogg I'm sobbing

10:18 kevin trying to pronounce "baṣarısız" made me giggle btw it means unsuccessful in turkish

We need to see more Normal Man the best character Kevin has ever created in a game.

It's true: dating can include "a lot of bug'' 😂

its always a good day when kevin plays the best games on steam

Why do ads in videos make brain happy knowing it supports Kevin, but when RU-vid tries to give me ads I am like "ADS?! THE "AD"ACITY!" and immediately spam the skip ad button.

6:17 “you’ve got a strange mix of staff here.”💀💀💀