I have a confession...I am a REDDITOR. I incidentally got transformed into one through an agonizing process called redditization. The whole thing is as disturbing as it sounds. Because of redditization, I now look like this wild Mii and have a dying need to meet with the organism one calls "grass". The Moderators erased my memory of "grass", but I still was able to recollect that tennis was an entertaining sport in doubles because of Mario Tennis, and that Wii Sports' main court had an interesting surface (Respect 100 to r/Nintendo), so I went to visit and see.
"What the Surprise 100 is that?!" I said, tipping my khaki-colored fedora of extensive proportions.
I had no idea what I was looking at. However, when I stepped my right foot on the extraterrestrial fuzz, I knew exactly what I needed to do and regained my memories of the cow feed that I loved so much during my pre-Redditor era. I'm here to win. The problem? Well, there's a bit of a paradox. I happened to be in the same universal signature (number of the universal instance in terms of chronological creation) of ~1.496E23 as three other versions of me from signatures which have figured out how to traverse through the collective existence. Don't ask me how, I wish I knew, but I kind of don't at the same time...Anyways, this match should be interesting. Hope you enjoy, now *plays bagpipe for way too long*.
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5 окт 2024
