I Put Obvious SHORTCUTS Right IN FRONT Of Everyone! 

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So basically kAN's got PTSD and fears being in another "I tricked my friends" video. He's basically got a tin foil hat on at this point.

The real answer is simple, after months of cheese tracks, the new meta is farming the other’s paranoia for content with cheeseless tracks

I got a bit too stubborn to get a time by driving more on the actual route :D Think the first corners were faster to take on road since you could save a lot of speed, but it was hard to carry that through 2nd checkpoint

After what others told to you. You should definitely create more complex objects by combining the non-collidable cubes together.

i love that he couldnt even get a full sentence out before "WHERE IS THE CHEESE DAPPER"

Everyone's mindset when they play Dapper's map : "There's always a better road" *proceeds to stray elsewhere*

Next theme: Everyone makes a "Dapper track". I think that'd be super entertaining!

"So this weeks theme is Rock Crawlers but what my friends DONT know is that i secretly melt their brains" love this dude

Basically Dapper serving bite-sized cheese instead of as whole.

The booster pick up could be something like a fire extinguisher shooting out the back to propel you forward just a little bit faster. Use it all at once, or save it for quick little bursts.

Dapper doing his best to gain Kans trust again

I love it when dapper makes these cheesy yet more calculated cheezy tracks..

Combining off-road and on-road paths in a way that makes you choose between them is kind of niche, but by far my favourite type of racing. I haven't played the game, but just watching this track I know I love it. In my opinion, the two best examples of this type of racing would the mountain biking game Descenders, and the Ba ttle Royale modes in Forza Horizons 4 and 5. This track scratch the same kind of itch those do.

If you can't see well going through the non-collidable objects, you should combine them together to place a whole track INSIDE the objects!

I wonder... is it possible to put a normal-sized real checkpoint inside a massive checkpoint? Like, if you go through the apparent checkpoint, it counts as two checkpoints at once, but if you go on the outside it still makes the noise but only counts as one checkpoint. If that makes any sense at all?

You should make a track with like a lot of ways to finish it so its really hard to know which one is the fastest

The guns in a racing game comes from Car Wars, which was partly based on a short story "Why Johnny can't Speed".

Really liked this track, was fun trying to find which route was best, and it was hard not to join in looking for cheeses from run 1 lol

Next time write on some parts of the track " Where's the cheese Dapper?". Put some signs with that phrase to mess with people's minds

I lovveee how literal he took the theme rock crawler it’s so funny

Dapper should make a track with a bunch of fake shortcuts that just lead to dead ends.

Oh, a Konami code track, where you have to hold up for the entire first two checkpoints, then down for the next to, left right left right, Not sure if there's an equivalent to B, A, or Start but even that much would be cool. It looks like a normal track unless you put in the Konami code and it puts you on an easier path. Not sure how well it'd work because it'd have to be really tight so that you couldn't just skill onto it without the code, but then multiplayer differences might ruin it... Maybe a Trackmania course though.

Racing game with guns? Sounds like Twisted Metal with checkpoints!! 😹

build a cheeseception track with cheese in cheese in cheese in cheese to feed kan's paranoia, but also make him never know if the rabbit hole goes deeper

9:35 why cant i fly, Age well lol

Yo what music do you use on the end card. It slaps.

The voice of dapper at 9:57 Btw where's the super thx?

"where is the cheeese!?" Look up on the rolling cheese on the road xD

I dislike these videos where dapper can’t complete his own track’s shortcuts. I NEED to see the podium run

Thank goodness he stopped asking where is the cheese

Anyone notice Dapper uses the "RU-vid Wants to Ask You One Question" jingle?

I would love a track where you have to find lions but to do so you must take specific lines.

Watched this video first then I went to watch Scrapman's. Now I'm back wondering where Kosmo's super chat is at. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 For context, you have to watch Scrapman's track.

Nice track, as always :) Maybe you could do a map with only fake cheeses and def. no real cheese so everybody who is expecting a cheese is fooled :D (idea might have been suggested already 🤔 )

Kosmo is the 2nd guy I've heard to use the "assume" joke. Ass-U-Me My step father was the first.

I think it'd be good to make a track similar to this style but have a major cheese in it that is off the main route during a part that is skipped from one of the obvious short cuts

The cheese god is back at it

Proposition hide a checkpoint

It's always "Where's the cheese, Dapper", not "How's the cheese, Dapper."

I'm sure it's just propper group filming etiquette, but I found it super funny that as soon as Dapper starts talking everyone gets super quiet like they're waiting for him to give a hint. Also, autocorrect is telling me "proper" is the correct spelling, but I just won't accept that.

I think you should put zero checkpoints on a map, but then put absolutely no way to shortcut or cheese.

9:40 I believe you're talking about Drift City. Drift City randomly added an "underworld", where guns were attached to the sides of the car, and only in that world you could do crazy spins, and no cars on the streets to dodge. Too bad the meta there is just not newbie friendly nowadays. I mean, "normal" ranked races consists of the start boost, and drift boost from start to end, copying only the drift boost strat, you will get pushed into the wall, by the other participants, killing your speed. OG talking now: I was the first to take both of these, sacrificing speed for drift boost, but sparingly used it for corners, until I saw someone else always try drift boosting from start to end, while it was still slower than normal driving. Going off for long 2 years, and I come back to that mess. Trackmania: "No one can take us seriously as a racing game if the fastest way is driving backwards." Yeah, can you take Drift City seriously when drift boosting is the fastest?

exit-stensial christ-is

You need to make a track with absolutely zero cheese.

Videos over I’m here like don’t buy it there’s still a cheese lol

Expedition crysis

unique should make non collideable rocks

DID HE JUST DISRESPECT THE GOUDA?!

"Rock crawling" I don't think that's what they meant but fine

Great Video!!

A racing game that they randomly added guns to? Sounds like Payday. The game that started as a racing game, and turned into a bank robbing game. And the missions where you have a car to drive show how bad the car mechanics were. :)

Ok how was this uploaded at 4 am

I don't see a SUPER THANKS @Kosmo

Reason singing "Jesus Take the Wheel" didn't work is because he said it was Taylor Swift's song.

We need kANs winning run

dapper mind games are real lol

A track where there's multiple paths all equally fast?

How dare you Dapper not putting a twenty-second cheese 😒😒😠😠

ok ok ok so hear me out here what do you think about a track that has shortcuts in it but you have to take them in a specific order to get a better time. (for instance having the first checkpoint regular then the first shortcut take you super fast to the originals courses checkpoint 3 then having to drive to checkpoint 4 then take another shortcut through the 2nd checkpoint then the end) or having a track that plays frontwards regularly but backwards with shortcuts. Thoughts?

Make a track where breaking somehow gives you a better time or a secret finish you can get only by breaking.

Oh 😢

Make a track that has no cheese and turn off photo mode to confuse everyone

By obvious you mean players taking 10 hours to find it with no help

sense so many people like to say the theme is pain all the time, you should actually do it as a theme

If you see this an idea I have for a track theme is simply "YEET".

EGG

🤣 ahahahah

You’re slow when u got a 5secs green

Mac and cheese

Can you build maze? Hehe you know so pls but i got one more skate park and they have to go to reils all the time

make a track with photomode disabled, making everyone think there is a cheese, but actually don't add a cheese

Jesus take the wheel is a Carrie Underwood song not Tyler swift.

So umm, I don't see any super chat / super thanks here yet...

Yeah should have photo disable on all your tracks and have some tracks without cheese

Cheese

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Broken wheels track. Either 5he beginning has a gimik to break off wheels or a ramp that requires dime execution to keep x wheels

What?? Why is the overused RU-vidr music playing ever so quiet in the background of this video? I’m not crazy right?

1 hour.. early or late?

You should make a completly normal map with no cheese andon half time you jump in a nonsense direction just to see everybody following you

No shortcuts or doesn't show them off. Keeps resetting so no clue of what he's done was faster or not. Not that great a format for a video...

Can I get pinned or be in a marble vid

I keep getting angry seeing this guys videos. First of all he can't even do his own boards half the time. Second, everyone keeps cheating to figure out his secrets. This is sad.

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i see more and more people in this LAN Cable zeepkist,does anyone know how to unlock it?