i rant about the new skywars maps for 17 minutes 

Technoblade:"If I'm using something it's grounds to remove it fron the game" TNT gets nerfed in bedwars Technoblade:"Noooooooooo!!! TNT was innocent"

Comboed kid: "Why hack? Technoblade: "Hacking is fun"

I would kill just to hear him rant abt the maps again, we miss you already Techno, keep farm potatoes wherever you are - Technoblade never dies

2017: "we are a nation of laws, you gotta respect them" 2020: "government is the cause of all our problems"

How people deal with problems Normal people: ignore them or stand up if it is too bad Technoblade : use energix

"I hate this map. It's litterally made of two blocks: the tears of orphan children and half slabs" -Technoblade 2017😂😂😂

I’m rewatching everything. The content is still S tier.

my favorite part about this vid is how 3 of the final four are having a standoff then technoblade comes in and just slaughters all of them in 20 secs 9:08

I watched someone rant about new skywars maps for 17 minutes

You have a beautiful chiseled chin in that thumbnail

all im saying is the main tower design is literally just dark souls since its literally the firelink shrine from dark souls 1

"y hack" "hack is fun" he just doesnt care lol

8:52 Wow, the animated texture of the diamond ore was perfectly timed!!

"Hack is fun" made me laugh so much

Builders: make what's likely their most detailed map yet, with impressively rugged and realistic terrain for minecraft. Techno: H A L F S L A B

when techno was complaining about submerged he literally couldn't speak fast enough, and i find that so funny

The only thing I hate about Skywars updates is the fact that whenever it updates all the tryhards go online and I can't trap >_>

Firelink Shrine: Someone always camps at the very top of the mid with knockback Desserted Islands: I get camped by the neighboring player until the last refill Clearing: Someone chases me around the entire map the whole game so I can never regen Submerged: I always get egged off the map trying to build to mid Sanctuary: Every time I'm on this map, there's a hacker

8:53 the timing of the little shines on the diamond ores is perfect

It has been 5 long years, at this time all he had to worry about was skywards maps, this man was my everything. I have “TechnoBlade never dies” on my arm. He made my sense of humor what it is today ❤️ forever in my heart, Rest In Peace techoblade the potato king

I tried cannoning myself on Submerged what happens? HALF SLABS ..

Technoblade's Map Idea: Literally a Survival Games map for Skywars instead

who else is like this *sees techno doing skywars like it's a piece of cake* *tries to play skywars because it seems so ez* *rages because idfk everyone is 3good5me* *goes back to techno and watches him all day*

secret title: i rant about how good tribute is for 17 minutes

Clearing is Tribute reskinned as Haunted.

From bird's eye view, sanctuary looks like 4 fidget spinners

"Nobody could do it like you" We miss you Techno, rest easy

I would like to hear you rant about just one more thing... rest in peace.

Honestly, they need to make a new map where the middle is only chests.

Hypixel: new map Techno: *it's just tribute with extra steps*

Three years later: I watch technoblade rant about the old Skywars map

Nobody: Subtitles: Welcome guys to help stir the sky-

Me: Wanting to know who made the thumbnail "This account doesn't exist" Also me: Wow-

Most. Beautiful. Thumbnail. Ever.

13:02 English.exe has stopped working

I like how he ignores the other players and shows us the problems of each map

12:24 its not half slabs Techno, its just called a slab. A half slab would be half of a normal slab NERD!

Tribute + Weird Railroad Map = *Clearing*

I like how Techno goes all “old man yells at cloud” on the new maps

i cant belive its already been 5 years, RIP to the greatest legend of the minecraft community

If I'm using something that'd be consider it as to be nerfed . . .. . . Is this foreshadowing?

Techno's plot armor makes it even more powerful when he keeps talking infront of his viewer

It doesn't feel real yet.

it's oddly reassuring knowing whenever I'm down, I'll always have these videos to watch

I love how his thumbnails are showing what in the video is, that he has the humor I love and he doesnt klickbait the heck out of thingd

8:54 perfect timing for the diamonds to sparkle

I belive he is playing skywars and sky blocks with fans while strategically planning to all go for god right now. I miss him but I know he misses us equally as much. Thanks for everything techno. I truely thank you for everything you saved my life literally. Rest easy bud. You deserve it. 💔🕊

My fav thing about technoblade are his thumbnails, they are pure masterpieces :D

Wow techno loves the half steps on Submerged. nice.

Watching all his videos again and I gotta say skywars is my favorite of his videos

15:21 that guy spawn 4 chicken 2 times

9:19 "Would you like to die? There's discounts right now, you can die for 50% off on your car insurance." 13:12 "It seems like something should be down here, but this is just a random spot on the map where you can fall through the fences, which is the only part of the map that isn't HALF SLAB. *prehistoric technoblade noise*" 15:05 "Are you...*long pause*...nice. No one could ever have dodged that lava. And, away you go.... OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO...THAT WAS SO...*obnoxious keyboard clicking*...(quietly) nice." 15:30 "That was so cool. Just had to take a moment to appreciate how cool that was."

Techno vs Huawhi in build uhc.

I wish he was ranting now.... rest in peace man

The only youtuber that doesnt clickbait his videos and actually puts what hes doing in the video

"i've fallen into this hole like roughly 70% of the game .. *jumps* I just did it again. I tried to jump and tripped over a half slab" LOL

17:39 "The other RU-vidrs were French-" OH GOD THE FORESHADOWING-

just needed tu listen this

his name is just AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH and I love it this was a very fun chill video tbh his personality/humor really shines

Any Technoblade youtube title: Me: *YES*

Y’know i always thought technos’ personality was just him, and it is, but he always just wanted us to be happy. R.I.P LEGEND!

Techno complaining about skywars not being blitz enough is just satisfying to listen to

When you think your almost done with the video but he continues to rant for 10 more minutes.

9:32 Technoblade in 2017: "We are a nation of laws, people. You gotta respect them" Technoblade in 2020: "ANARCHY! DEATH! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"

rest in peace man

On a techno binge! Miss this guy, God rest him! Hope his fans keep supporting his content

watching this again just makes me think how nice of a tribute it would be to see on skywars maps the middle chests all connected. loved watching his Minecraft vids, always making great vids

"I got this chicken on my side, whadda you got? Armour? Lame." just another iconic techno quote for the ages

its 18 minutes you deserve more subs for this clickbait, like 3 more

I thought it said 17 minutes ago, and my heart skipped a beat and thought he was back... then I saw the full title

15:12 it going in the montage

Miss you Technoblade never dies

I watch technoblade rant about the new maps for 17 minutes

Sanctuary = fidget spinner

i've watched all of technos videos for like 3-4 years now and i literally get a new old video from him in reccomended every single day

God i miss technoblade. TECHNOBALDE NEVER DIES

I miss him

I’m sad to say i just started watching techno after his death but im glad i am now. Thank you techno. RIP

Just rewatching his videos because the adhd vibes radiating from this man’s content can keep me watching for actual hours. He’s the only RU-vidr I can just sit and watch without clicking away. He was the best, and his passing felt so sudden. I was physically shaking for hours after he posted his video. I thought it was a video saying he was taking a break from RU-vid because of his cancer and how he needed time for family and things like that. My heart hurt and still hurts. Rip techno. You’re still my favorite after death and will always be that wag

Techno: "We hadn't gotten a Sky Wars update in 6 months" Clash Royale: 2 years of no major updates Boom Beach: I don't even know how long its been

When You see someone on sky wars with No pants or No chestplate you might find technoblade

On the stream where Techno discovered the new maps I thought clearing was tribute until he mentioned it.

Techno: (*Looks at Clearing*) also Techno: "Isn't that just Tribute with extra steps?"

half slabs... so? a quarter of a block?

9:17 teleports behind you nothing personnel kid

anyone remember "My 5th grade teacher called me table" - Tayber

Every video is perfect. You will never die for as long as we all keep you in our memories

I always love your thumbnails

3:04 talks about light flickering then the energix text starts flickering

watch this video with no sound, you see techno jumping up and down and spinning like a lunatic.

12:12 That gut called it and said Techno even tho he was nicked

Rest In Peace techno

I just realized how he takes so little damage, that's super cool

0:38 did anyone else see techno scroll to his sword? EXPOSED

“This map is made out of orphan tears and half slabs” -Technoblade 2017

It's just unreal to watch his videos while knowing that he is no longer with us. Ive been crying and sitting on my bed for the past 3 days thinking about it. Please don't forget this man. I want everyone who sees this comment to try to spread his legacy. Tell your friends about him and when you grow up tell your kids about him. He's done way too much for this community to be forgotten. We all love you Techno, many people including me wouldn't be here without you, your timeless content and your amazing personality that entertained us and made us laugh so many times. You were an inspiration to all of us and had a huge influence on so many lives. You will continue to live on in our hearts and memories. Fly high legend. LONG LIVE TECHNO Technoblade never dies.

1:47 "just kidding it's skyward noons cares." Continues to rant.

Techno: *sees half slab* Also Techno: *Triggered Techno noises*

6:29 this dude really had a technoblade skin and then fell off the map by himself lmao

I swear everytime he said Firelink Shrine my Dark Souls loving heart skipped a beat