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"The creeper almost walked off by itself, and you walked off by yourself." By those standards, that creeper was smarter than that player. Skywars players.
Farewell Technoblade. It was old skywars videos like this that kept me the most entertained and happy. May you Rest In Peace, thank you for everything.
Techno’s School: “He poisoned our water supply, burnt our crops and delivered a plague onto our houses!” Techno’s Parents: “He did!?” Techno’s School: “No but are we just gonna wait around until he does?”
This reminds me, 7th grade me always read books during our 15(?) Minute break... eventually I got in trouble for reading and not socializing (I do socialize.....)
@@realmfire7878 I always finished my work early in middle school so I read and got in trouble for it with some teachers ironically some of them were English teachers WHERE YOU NEED TO READ BOOKS FOR AR TESTS
We all love you bro... you were an incredible content creator, and even though I've never met you, you seemed like a darn good person as well. You will always live on in all of our hearts.. "Technoblade never dies"
“They’re 1 foot tall” “I’m 12 times taller then them” So techno is 12 feet tall “I’m like 4 feet taller then them” Confirmed 8year old girls are 8 feet tall
@@keithkosten9623 at a school for kids with special needs? probably a lower survival rate then that edit; also the survival rate is 96.4%, so if 100 get infected thats still 3-4 people dead. 10% get lasting symptoms too.
"Your son kidnapped 12 children and is holding them hostage on the school’s roof and his demand in 1 Million dollars” “What did he actually do?” "A noodle from his spaghetti at lunch fell off the fork and on the ground"
on top of spagheeeeti, all covered in cheese, there lied my poor meatball, hm hm hm hm hmmmmm. i forgot THIS line, da nana na naaaaa na na na na naaaa naaaaa na na na na naaaa
I couldn't remember the title of this video, but the only thing I remembered was Techno's rant about how evil 8-year-old girls are. So I put in the search bar "Technoblade being scared of 8 year olds" and this video actually came up!
8 year old boys: are 1' tall Technoblade: is 12x taller Technoblade: is 12' tall Technoblade: is 4' taller than 8 year old girls 8 year old girls: are 8' tall i should be a math teacher
We miss you so much tecno.... Also i just realized he said fortress of solitude at minute 2:23, like... Absolute legend not that i didn't know he was before that... Every time i watch his videos i feel like he's still between us.. Guiding us and making the world laugh... He truly was the greatest, so genuine and aware of the world he lived in... Smart, ironic, critical, amusing, inspiring... I miss him so much
Never watched Technoblade's videos until I found out from a friend that he had passed on. I am now binge watching his videos and feel a growing sense of loss. I may have never followed him when he was alive, but he truly was a hero. Rest in peace King, you will not be forgotten.
Techno blade: “Can’t run away from all your problems... Notices that he is about to lock himself in his room to hide against the most feared people on earth... ... not when they have ender pearls”
The school : " Your child set a nearby orphanage on fire during the school trip " His parents : " No what did he actually do " The school : " Like I said Your child set a nearby orphanage on fire during the school trip "
School: Your son commited arson and burned down the entire school. Many lives were lost and we're on the verge of several lawsuits here Parents: What did he really do? School: Pretended to have fire powers while playing with his friends
lol the beginging tho, when he was like "I'm just gonna baracade myself in my room and hope they spare me" and the stuff like that just had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
Legend has it that technoblade is still barricaded in his room in fear of the 8 year olds. edit: why is everyone liking this, I regret this comment it's so badly worded
In second grade i once fell at school and when the teacher came in instead of helping me he punished me for CRAWLING even though the whole class was denying it he just shouted and said:"NO, There is no way that happened". He didnt teach us anymore in third grade
Well of course he didn't teach you anymore in third grade, because when you're in third grade the second grade teacher usually continues to teach second grade.
I always loved watching these old Skywars/Bedwars commentary videos where techno talks about his life, and beats up children and nerds with funny strategies, like how he made elaborate plans to kill two campers in bedwars, and when he made a house in skywars to destroy nerds. RIP
I got suspended in high school because I laughed at a kid when he threatened me. The kid proceeded to hit me me in the face (i never hit back) and the school said i instigated the "fight".
Well, my school’s playground doesn’t have any fences and it’s on top of a hill which leads to a street. Some random people come and I don’t know what they do, they could be smoking weed at the playground and I wouldn’t know.
Sekrit, at my elementary school there was cigarette on the ground and it caused the fire alarm to go off. (We think) because it wasn’t a fire drill. I don’t know how it got there, but- oh also, my school didn’t have a playground, but, it was where the kids had recess.
America is so messed up, I used to doodle on all my tests after I completed them and in like 2nd or 3rd grade one of my teachers used to send me to the principal’s office cause there was a tree on the side of my paper
jaci_stop Same, we were given an item to draw, one I vividly remember was being told to draw a Volcano. I don’t remember why I remember it so well though.
One day i doodled on a benchmark magazine my teachers use for tests and the tattletale told on me and my teacher sent me to the principal who egzagerated it and told my parents “your child drew inappropriate images that could potentially offend some people, please talk to him” and my parents wouldn’t believe it when I told them I just drew a mustache and a fictional character.
"Your son was having a terrible tantrum on the floor and proceded to stab everyone in sight with a sharp object" "What did he actually do?" "He picked up a pencil from the floor"
I discovered technoblade in January 2024. (I was late to the Minecraft game… and I’m an old millennial). Since then, I’ve been catching his videos whenever they pop up on my feed. This kid was a legend. How do you miss a guy that you hadn’t even heard of until after he was gone?
Same and I also feel really bad because I was going to comment his video that "bro why aren't you making videos" but when I heard i really sad news and he just died on my birthday so I was like 😢 ahh why did you just died at happiest day of my life but I am going to tribute him at my birthday 😅
"You can't run away from your problems, not when they have ender pearls" Damn, I guess depression can speed bridge, cuz it got to mid way faster than me.
When I was in fourth grade my friend made a "proxy server", that let us play games in school. You see, the school put an addon to are browsers that we couldn't take off, so there was no way of us getting to our favorite .io games and stuff. So this fourth-grade child literally programmed a kind of hub, where we could all go and play our games. So we played these games all through fourth grade, and it was all fine... Until we went to fifth grade. So literally in the first week of school, we were called to the principle's office. He rambled about some stuff like "You could have let a virus on to the school computers blah blah blah." I think kids should actually be praised, or at least not screamed at for PROGRAMMING A PROXY SERVER AT 9 YEARS OLD. It's like the schools were just mad that kid was smarter than the district. Anyway, we were all almost suspended for 3 days and got the computers taken away for the rest of the year.
Rest In Peace Technoblade this is one of the first videos I ever watched on your channel even if you can’t read comments I will remember his channel as long as I can
True story: When I was in 5th grade, I read ahead of everyone else in the book we were supposed to read in class and then the teacher saw me and said that i had to fill out a sheet that says what i did wrong and when i BREATHED OUT she said THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SIGH and sent me to the principals office.
"Your son brought a gun to school and then pulled it on his teacher!" "What did he really do?" "He did finger guns at the teacher cause he made a joke"
I once had this teacher who would be like: “if anyone’s being mean to you, I’m here to help” but when someone said: “___ called me dumb” (or something like that) she would just say: “don’t be a telltale”
Ikr, I would try to break up fights in my elementary school and then on my report card it said “____ seems to enjoy being a tattletale” Thanks so much (generic principal name)
"Your son embezzled US government funds inside of a Swiss bank account" "Ok but what did he really do" "...he used the vending machine we publicly put in the hallways but only allow teachers to use"
Teacher: HE SHOT FOUR KIDS AND IS HOLDING 12 HOSTAGE IN A BANK THAT HE WAS ROBBING WHILE IN A SHOT OFF WITH THE COPS Parents: What did he really do Teacher: He dribbled the ball after recess ended
School: He manipulated the world's bigger countries to inisiate WW3 wich brought extinction to most speceis, ruined the world to be a radioactive mess, and ended all civilisation. Parents: what did he really do? School: he said "i found u" to a kid while playing hide n seek
I have to say this is hands down the funniest and best video you've made in my eyes. I've watched it like 4 times and still laugh every time. Keep up the great work!
Techno's School: He is stabbing orphans as we speak! Techno's Parents: What did he really do? Techno's School: He... He's playing Minecraft Techno's Parents: OH NO!
Why are schools so dumb I was jumped by 4 kids and apparently I jumped the kids? That is what the kids said. And now i have to get the police involved. Hey I just want to thank everyone who has been supportive and sharing there stories. I can't thank you all enough.
One time we were having a presentation from a guest speaker about a thing and our teacher told us that we were only allowed to ask questions and no storytelling (yknow when you mention your own experiences) and we were like "okay." So my bff ended up mentioning that "oh yeah I've been there" and i was like ooo shes gonna get detention and then i realized the presenter wasn't mentioning an important detail so i tried bein sneaky about it by forming it as a question like "oh hey, doesnt [thing] happen whenever [blah blah]?" And the presenter is like "yeah that's right!" And hella elaborates. Later its time for recess and our teacher pulls me and my bff aside and is like "You two told stories during the presentation. Timeout of recess." And i am completely shook. I was the angel kid who never got in trouble and when the class was punished, i usually wasnt bc they knew i was such a well behaved all A's student, y'know? So we get to recess and its our literature teacher supervising. Im pretty close with this teacher and so we sit at the bench with her and shes like "???? How did *you two* end up here??" And we explained it to her and she gets this aghast look on her face and says "That's ridiculous, you guys go play." So boom. Happy ending.
