i read the (er0t1c) Shrek fan fiction so you don't have to 

You really think AI is advanced enough to come up with the mentally insane ideas that I have?! 😂 Nah man this is all me.

@@g.m.fairywriter LMFAO YES QUEEN TELL EM

​@@g.m.fairywriterI thought the comment was talking about this vlog at first 💀

Naur, this has to be from a wattpad fever dream.

Yes. Lol. It's really has though.

THATS WHAT I WAS FREAKIN OUT ABOUT

And the authors name… is literally a .. it’s fucking anonymous 😂

They had to get somebody to proof read it aswell 😭

It's self published.

Yeah it could stay to themselves 😂

Yes that was so adorable like 😭😭

😂😂😭😭😭

I was looking for this comment

😂

Donkey Donnie SMH

Wait I didn’t realize that until now

She couldn't find anything that matched her taste so she said "Fine I'll do it myself"

@@aikotitilai3820 “if there is no path, I’ll carve it myself-” -some guy from Gurren Lagann

I mean... there's AO3 You could find even crazier things there xD

oh she conceived it alright🥴

It's like giving birth to a really ugly child. No one wants it but you gotta push it out of the world anyway 🫢

These sunken ashes of the flesh, forced to embody humanity’s deepest depths of depravity and utter insolence; a fate fit for those destined a throne in hell.

@@klavierjustice4911 that's very poetic of you.

@@user-ky1xd8cn1e very happy that you liked my word salad

right in front of _my_ word salad?

​@@klavierjustice4911Unironicly this goes hard, and its written about shrek smut fanfic. I envy your use of words.

somebody actually wrote a book about this exact thing it's called "a series of unfortunate events" it's teeeaaa☕🐸

​@@shawnmccombI love those books so much. The show is so good too it's a great binge watch

me

I just watched a video about the butterfly effect and I’m having the same thoughts 😭

I am grateful for the RU-vid algorithm leading me straight to this video

☕️🐸

Couldn't even say it was a musclegut...😢

We hate misrepresentation:(

Fr I saw her reels and I instantly thought of the dadbod shrek

noah! my claim to fame!! you are my favourite mitchell on god

lets not forget the slow smooth christmas jazz

​@@sharpbackbonesand goodest boy Leo!!!

YES

yup

Sums it up quiet well

It’s called balance bb😁😁

transformation??? ogre???

Succumb to Mccomb

you didn't know? Have you seen the video "Shrek is love, Shrek is life"?😦

@@coca._ We don’t talk about that😭☠

@@coca._ that shit was disgusting

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

​@@Lylah-bo9vpit was beautiful

What about “Shrek is not erotic?”

​@@chemii. K but why would u say that?

@@Borborgmartir why not?

Fr

@@chemii. How would you get into a conversation about that...

OMG💀

AGAAHAAA

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

and “when spring springs” which is equally another level.

Frrrr, I want that so bad

no for real, it’s looked so peaceful there

everything looked so green and beautiful like holy hay it was so cool

yess it was so pretty, I wonder where it is

it’s a physical relic that will be worth millions in a hundred years

LOL FUK

gotta support the author 💪

@@weirdbanananess Especially the batshit crazy ones.

the downloaded version could’ve been copyrighted 😭

ive read too much. too fucking much

Glad I'm not the only one. This has hit so many of the classic fanfic tropes that I legit wasn't surprised by the chaos of this book.

Thank you for this 😭

NOO 😭😭

LITERALLY 💀💀

Fr💀

Needed it

Obviously a business expense 😌

WOW.

LMAOOO. Targeted attacks😭

BLOW?!

Naw fr. There's a lot of things I fw, but certain kinks must be shamed

@@OReily08080literally

@@OReily08080ong

@@OReily08080 oh boy, don't go on the f-list then-- lol

Jokes on you, my kink is being kink-shamed.

OMG I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

The way I cackled i-

“oh brother… this guy stinks!!”

And every time you pick out a layer, it stinks even more

When i was 12 i tried to write a shrek x yandere!donald trump fanfic but i kept remaking it and when i finally started posting chapters online i discontinued it after 2 chapters because people weren't reading it 💀💀💀 It was called "ogrewhelmed"

@@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan a few years ago i discovered a donald trump x gordo (from lizzie mcguire) fic

Mine was fnaf and tmnt fanfic with lemons in mind but I never got to the spicy parts. I still have my journals from middle school. I’m 22 now and looking back it was cringy sad and lonesome.

When I was 12/13, I wrote a really cringey story based off of a story I made up on the spot when my brother and I had a sleepover in my room. It was called “The Interesting Tale”, which had depictions of Bill Nye and Morgan Freeman dancing around in tutus and fan-girling over the movie “Titanic”, Audrey Hepburn dating Barney The Dinosaur, Bindi Irwin (Steve Irwin’s daughter) being a part of a secret society where everybody who has an honorary “The” in the title (ex: Bindi the Jungle Girl, Bob the Builder), and everybody singing “Africa” by Toto at the end (AND THIS STORY WAS WRITTEN 5-ISH YEARS BEFORE IT BECAME A MEME SONG)

@@dorothyallspice1862I need you to finish that story, it sounds absolutely legendary. I think it would be your Magnum Opus

Damn what fanfiction you've read😂

@@Lylah-bo9vp all sorts of cursed stuff. Not something I would describe in public but believe me, sex with Shreck is barely grazing the weird realm😂 I'd say the worst thing about this book is how toxic their relationship is

​@@Lylah-bo9vp If you think _this_ is bad, you don't want to know about the Professor Snape X Teletubbies fanfic💀

@@idk-ill-figure-smn-outWHATTTT??????

​@@idk-ill-figure-smn-outSNAPE AND WHAT?!

I read Shrek fanfiction as a joke (also there's this Shrek x Dora fic that is great for calming my stress down), and I can confirm there are some people who are so outrageously h0rny for this man it's absurd.

there’s Bible fanfiction lmao

@@razrv3lci read a judas x jesus fic one time

Obama x Trump was a wild one

mafia elmo x reader goes hard

You WANTED shrek smut?? 😭

…..

​@@shawnmccomb oooooooooo busted

ahh so happy you saw this !!💚😌

NO WAY

NO SHOT SHE ACTUALLY SAW THIS VIDEO

@@kaitlyneveryone1486 yep

No fucking way NO SHOTTT

Why did I read it as “Florida, cheeks out”

Based

You couldn't water board that first bit of info outta me

@@namisdoormat6536 My curiosity is giving me trauma on the daily

Why are you even---😭

sadly a human beings has sat down and wrote this...

​@@namisdoormat6536"You couldn't water board that first bit of info outta me" is a sentence that i'm definitly gonna steal

“Taken by the TRex” 😆

SAME. The picture of Leona immediately came to mind when I heard that name. It made the video interesting, that's for sure

My former teacher’s name is Leona😭😭😭

I also thought of twisted wonderlands Leona 😭

NO BECAUSE SAME

💚💚💚

gagged??😭

:)

I love how dramatic this is

@@blending_in it’s the realest and most truest thing to ever be uttered by me