I Really Need My Children To Be Ugly. Jordan Makin

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I really need my children to be ugly, or at least thats how Jordan Makin feels in this clip from his third Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Jordan talks about the one rule he has for his children, and why he thinks that rule is important. Whether you're someone who needs ugly children, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Jordan Makin is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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10 апр 2024

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@windsongshf Месяц назад

My mom was beautiful. My dad not so much. I look a lot like my dad. His name was Wendel. RIP dad.

@jordmakin Месяц назад

❤❤

@windsongshf Месяц назад

@@jordmakin ☺🖖

@georginaparamo4129 Месяц назад

Yeah, your right. 😲

@jasminjeopary Месяц назад

I was one of those kids that didn't fit in, but I wasn't ugly, I'm socially awkward. I never could figure out the rules of engagement. I did find my match though, so all is good. And my kids are average I'd say. They were the kids that floated through school undetected, not bullied, but not poplular. It was perfect😊

@jordmakin Месяц назад

Well done ❤

@dovie2blue Месяц назад

"Hot kids" is a phrase that shouldn't be spoken aloud.

@spencerdunn6933 Месяц назад

How else am I gonna indicate if I find them attractive? Would you prefer if I said sexy instead?

@amberotl5276 Месяц назад

@@spencerdunn6933 good looking? facially favored?

@spencerdunn6933 Месяц назад

@@amberotl5276 petite and pretty? Delightfully delectable? A quinceanera cocktail? I'll call em whatever you want me to, as long as you let me near em.

@spencerdunn6933 Месяц назад

@@amberotl5276petite and pretty? Delightfully delectable? I'll call em whatever you want me to, as long as you let me close enough they can feel my hot breath on their neck when I say it.

@spencerdunn6933 Месяц назад

@@amberotl5276petite and pretty? Delightfully delectable? I'll call em whatever you want me to, as long as you let me near em.

@user-uw8bo3fs9w Месяц назад

"Keep your chins up." Haha. Peed my pants.

@jordmakin Месяц назад

I like this guy!

@SOPH-cw7gw Месяц назад

Hmm.. you look… familiar.

@rgnestle Месяц назад

@@SOPH-cw7gw Dang it! I was going to say that! :)

@vashmatrix5769 Месяц назад

He co-hosts a podcast that isn't too bad 😉

@RMBlake007 Месяц назад

Ha, good one Jordan. I like you too! Great bit.

@jordmakin Месяц назад

@@vashmatrix5769 hey thanks!

@rosel-m8664 29 дней назад

Totally relatable and funny!

@Niki-mp8qe Месяц назад

Funny enough im ugly and had a whole childhood of bullying and thank the heavens my boy turned out to be a looker and one with a good heart too, he is right though how can a good looking person have a terrible day, they get everything they want lol

@mikejettusa Месяц назад

If that little tiny picture is any indication of what you look like now, then everyone has hope of someday being Hot 🔥🔥🔥 You are not ugly.

@jmar478 Месяц назад

I think she may be fishing for a complement 😏 @@mikejettusa

@edithdlp8045 Месяц назад

I have good looking in highschool and never was bullied or had a bad day. Kids can be mean sometimes, that is why I rsised my kids to never bully others.

@Niki-mp8qe Месяц назад

@@edithdlp8045 most definitely

@Niki-mp8qe Месяц назад

@@mikejettusa filters work wonders, I did grow into myself a bit though mid 20s

@adrianalamore Месяц назад

I don't know what hot kids need!? Lmfaoooooo

@dianesimeone8667 Месяц назад

News flash, you could be good looking and kids would still say that bc you’re old!😂

@edithdlp8045 Месяц назад

My son and daughter are gorgeous but so annoying. They always claim they had a bad day at school. I was beautiful once and know that's not true.

@pelletfunner6701 Месяц назад

Very fun!!!❤

@jacnjoe Месяц назад

The chins got me 😂

@1bestfriend2u18 Месяц назад

This is definitely original material.I've never heard anybody say anything that's crazy

@jordmakin Месяц назад

Pure craziness straight from my brain

@maryj7423 Месяц назад

True story, my mom and dad were HOT and I'm like middle school female version of what would happen if Woody Allen and Tutankhamen had a kid, AND they had NO advice for me!!!! It was horrible.

@AlexMcC-qm2tg Месяц назад

I'm fairly certain that Chris Hanson is trolling this comment section right now😂

@jefffredrickson9318 Месяц назад

Yep going by the name of dovey2blue above in the comments!

@williambilyeu9801 Месяц назад

I am ugly too, though I was not bullied and am well remembered and thought of by classmates. My children are beautiful and wonderful, and I am very happy with them. 😊😅😂👍

@franklopeziilmtmti603 Месяц назад

Well remembered and thought of, do you know why? Because you more than likely had/have an awesome personality and showed up on your children. AWESOME!

@williambilyeu9801 Месяц назад

@@franklopeziilmtmti603 Basically, I was a devoted reader, did well on most tests, and knew martial arts (which my older brother taught), but everyone remembers me. Some of the respect may have been for older brothers, father, and mother. At class reunions, everyone recognizes me.

@terfalicious Месяц назад

Love a ginger!

@jordmakin Месяц назад

Aww thank you!

@carolsmith5397 Месяц назад

Sad that anyone believes they are ugly. Have you not seen celebrities BEFORE make up? There are things we can all do to look more attractive.

@RavenMobile Месяц назад

I find makeup makes people look uglier.

@jordmakin Месяц назад

Buying some makeup now

@latrelle6655 Месяц назад

@@RavenMobilethat’s a lie. Bad makeup, looks bad. Good make up goes from good to gorgeous. Knock it off.

@Seetiyan Месяц назад

Some people exaggerate and don't know how good they actually look. But some people really ARE ugly, though.

@tappachaw4067 Месяц назад

Keep your chins up... ahahahahaha

@mimio008 Месяц назад

Man the hot guy's accent 😂

@Manotheginger Месяц назад

I am ginger too ☺️🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

@gladysjohnson1049 Месяц назад

Actually, whenever I see someone considered exceptionally attractive or with PHYSICAL attributes, 😢 I'm often sad for them, for instance this skit says it all, the father won't consider or acknowledge he truly had a bad day, usually because the kid DOESN'T have a mirror in front of him/her to be reminded of others' shallow assessment of his/her true character. They are automically dismissed and not taken seriously by everyone who is seeing what he DOESN'T see. That's really botched up, that platonic, esthetic, and shallow are the "daily do". Of course they have it tougher, being shut down, ignored, overlooked, silenced & censored. It's a grave injustice to be attractive. Not easy one bit. From a distance, If it's not bullying, it's sexual objectfying or worse. They are sub existant based on how they were born. That's tragic. Imagine having that compounded amongst a minority commuity.

@peacetoall1858 Месяц назад

Is it better to be ugly or fugly?

@valeriepeaesy5273 Месяц назад

A gingerbread girl is always hot!😊

@Bob-bb3ur Месяц назад

Watch, freedom to chains by Paul Harvey

@heyheyhey40 Месяц назад

It doesn’t matter what this guy needs; he doesn’t have a choice. I’m sure his kids will look like him, so he doesn’t have to worry about them not being ugly.

@PeaceJourney... Месяц назад

Better to be ugly on the outside than the inside, he already has someone that made marriage vows with him😊

@Celeste-in-Oz Месяц назад

He is making jokes for people to have fun with. You’re just being mean.

@heyheyhey40 Месяц назад

@@PeaceJourney... Well, hopefully the kids will look like her.

@jordmakin Месяц назад

@@heyheyhey40 no keep them ugly like me. please respect my wishes

@ilangilang7185 Месяц назад

@@heyheyhey40 you must be very attractive to have that attitude.

@spencerdunn6933 Месяц назад

I personally prefer attractive children but to each his own. I bet the parents miss the ugly ones less.

@marycook1644 24 дня назад

Empty nest syndrome won’t bother them ! 🪹

@DChase-ie4dd Месяц назад

This is weird, 'hot friends' referring to minors. You've got to change the terminology.

@jordmakin Месяц назад

I refuse to!

@MladenVukadinovic Месяц назад

You are too sensitive. It is very clear what author is saying

@roysnelson8613 Месяц назад

You are right. No you are not too sensitive. Hot means sexy. Period.

@jordmakin Месяц назад

@@roysnelson8613 Agreed!

@roysnelson8613 Месяц назад

Maybe he somehow doesn't realize what he is saying, but here is what he is saying. Copied and pasted from dictionary. ADJECTIVE If you describe someone as hot, you mean that they are sexually attractive or sexually desirable