I Rode EVERY Disneyland Ride in One Day 

I'd try to explain how I ended up going here with everyone... but that's a whole other story

When I was a kid I cried on it’s a small world out of fear, happy i didn’t cry this time!! It was close though!

Hats off to Amanda for telling them they weren't gonna make it just to make them go faster, and for her withholding the fact that they actually would make it to the Indiana Jones ride in time just for the drama.

I do love how I'm sure the tour guide Amanda knew the Materhorn was closed, so she was right that it was impossible to ride all 45 rides. I have to wonder if the reason nobody accomplishes this feat is due to the breaks, closures and repairs of different rides at different times of the year.

Your tour guide sounds like she was great - and entirely in on the joke just for content. Setting goals, monitoring pacing, sowing just enough doubt to make your group push that little bit harder. You’d have never managed without her, the absolute legend.

Shout-out to Amanda who not only kept her chipper attitude all day but also fed into your insane bs the whole way.

Fun Fact: I just wanna point out that on the little mermaid, the ride didn’t breakdown. It just stopped to let people w/ wheelchairs enter. there’s a special station for this, located at unload. That’s probably what happened. (this will happen at least once when you ride a omnimover ride, that’s the type you were riding btw) edit: jesus christ im a nerd

Putting It’s a Small World in a minor key really does make it horrifying

Shout out to the tour guide Amanda who stuck with the entire group for 16 whole hours, going on every single ride, trekking through the entire park by foot, waiting through all the queues, all while helping the group and keeping a positive energy. This challenge wouldn't have been achievable without her.

The fact that you survived a 16-hour gauntlet of rides on "the happiest place on earth" and only walked out with one piece of merchandise is commendable.

"Which made sense when we found out we were paying her hourly" GO QUEEN MAKE BANK LOL

I love how whenever jaiden and jacob were in the same frame jaiden looked like she was genuinely having a good time and jacob just looked dead inside

As a person who went to Disney world/Disneyland in Florida I can confirm that they do not cap the spinning speed of the tea cups

I like how almost every scene of jaiden is her having a good time and Alpharad is just emotionally dead 😂

I love the rank of Mr toads wild ride. The whole point is he drives straight through everything due to road insanity, dies, goes to hell, and apparently runs over Satan, allowing him to go back to life for some strange reason. One of the best

Honestly, Disney should just animate this video as their next movie/attraction advertisement. That ending is probably the most Disney thing I've seen come out of Disney in a while.

Looks like Alpharad’s experience with Kingdom Hearts 3 has prepared him for this, and this video is Awesome.

I can't believe this started out as a tier list and not wanting to rank the rides out of nostalgia, rather recency bias, AND is also a speed run, is amazing

Why do I feel like the ferris wheel with the “swinging feature” was WAY more terrifying than anything else

The best part of Mr Toad’s Wild Ride is when me and my sister were young my dad told my sister that she was actually driving the car “just like Autotopia” so when we got hit by a train and went to hell she actually thought it was her fault and was sobbing. Ah, good times.

The MatterhornSkip is an impressive strat for the first speedrun ever, congrats

I really feel like I just got to go to Disneyland for free, with a hilarious narration

This man came here with an impossible dream and just the Monkey D Luffy cosplay he needed to pull it off.

The crew at Rise of Resistance is great. I went to Disney World for a band trip to perform at Disney Springs and we went to Rise of Resistance in groups of 4 and the crew was amazing. One of them went up to the second chair in my section and crap talked her about her shoes. Then the second chair was explaining the shoes and the person told her to shut up. The crew there must love their job and take it very seriously.

This video is a masterpiece. With the combination of the amazing writing, the humor that's just the right amount of self-deprecating, and the Xenoblade soundtrack throughout 80% of the video, especially The God-Slaying Sword for the last 10 minutes of the video, I have never seen another content creator that can keep me so well engaged throughout a whole 25-minute documentary of how he made a 10-person trip to Disneyland into a tax write-off.

So, fun fact: My church does monthly themes and has people to make sets for them (this is just context), so there’s always an air of quality in every single one of our sets. The set designers are literally so talented, I love all of them so much! I even got to intern with them for a summer! I always wondered why our sets looked so good, so I started asking our set builders/designers about their prior work experience. One of the set builders/designers-a sweet man named Dennis-used to work at Disney. Yep. That’s right. DISNEY. Come to find out, Dennis worked on a good hunk of the sets for Toy Story Land. I freaking love Dennis. We talk about art all the time and he’s such a good man. Thanks for listening to my Ted talk.

In case anyone wonders Little mermaid and any ride like it with an omni mover system (a ride that is always in motion with you loading while it moves) will always stop but rarely break in full, mainly to get disabled guests on and off. It breaks down just as much as other attractions really, but if you go at a bad time you might get stopped like 5 times (Had this happen to me, not fun when you miss a fast pass/lightning lane because of it lol).

Jaiden and Alpha are like the childhood best friends who just never had time to hang out until they became adults

Fun fact: Not only do they allow you on if you’re in line prior to close, but if you have some awesome people running them and you’re kids, they might let you go on two or three times in a row. I got to go on Space Mountain 3 times in a row from 11:55-12:10 with some friends when we were all around 10 years old lol. We just ran all the way through the empty queue. An absolute blast.

If they hadn't started 40mins late they could have had a little extra time, but I'm so glad they did cause that tension n drama at the end was super fun to watch.

This Disneyland speedrun is quite the emotional roller coaster

As someone with a Disney Mom I can attest that Alpha is, in fact, absolutely goddamn insane for doing this.

As a Floridian who has gone on our version of Tea Cups many times in my life, I can confirm that those things get to terminal speed if you spin the shit out of the middle.

Adriana: screams Alpharad: laughs like a super villain

One thing I learned at a young age. If you are in the line as the park closes they have to let you on. The moment it hits “close” they can no longer let people in the line.

I think “30 minute adventures to go through everything about a specific thing” is my new favorite form of content.

Depending on how much endurance she has, this was either the best or worst day of Amanda's jobs

4:52 Is THAT why I remember REALLY liking those rides when I rode them with my dad as a kid?

This was an emotional . . . Rollercoaster . . . I don't think that one Disney-landed

"I'm just going to rank this one a bit below average due to the slight fear for my life" Alpharad's friends describing 90% of their activities with him

Got to admit, the lack of speed limiters on the Florida teacups makes the ride simultaneously the best and worst part of the park. Either you make everyone else incapacitated or you become incapacitated. There is never any in-between.

When you said there was no speed limit for the teacup ride in Florida, I had terrible flashbacks. And that, my friends, is why I have a fear of teacup rides.

The part where alpharad talks about his friends genuinely warms my heart 😊

This year has probably been the most entertaining year of content that alpharad has done

Amanda is awesome for waiting until the very last moment to reveal that you would get to go on the last ride. That emotional rollercoaster was probably bigger than any of the other ones in the park.

fun fact about the line policy: this is true at universal studios in orlando too. during halloween horror nights, the park does not close until 2 AM, making it possible to ride rip ride rocket (rollercoaster open during HHN) at 2:30-3:30 in the morning if you get in line at 2 as the wait is usually not shorter than 30 min. there is no feeling comparable to the way that coaster hits after you've been falling asleep in line for 45 minutes

6:05 yeah I used to work foods in Fantasyland and I will never forget the time a guy came up to order and I asked him how his day was going and he gave me just the most stricken look of all time and goes “I just took the four-year-old on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride” 😂

Alpha is such a good storyteller. I was on the edge of my seat and totally invested to something I never put much thought into.

When I worked at WDW, I was able to enter the park for free as a perk. I had never been on a coaster due to crippling fear of them, so my friend made it his MISSION to get me on at least ONE. And he did. My VERY first coaster was Expedition Everest at WDW. My friend convinced me to go on it, FAILING TO TELL ME that IT. WENT. BACKWARDS. As well as a drop. He also convinced me to go to the back of the car cause I was afraid of going in the front. He ALSO FAILED TO MENTION that sitting in the BACK OF THE CAR feels like you're going on a loop when there is no loop. Needless to say ever since then whenever I go to a park I make it a point to go on as many coaster as possible. It just AWAKENED something in me.

My parents have told me Autopia was a lot more fun before they put the cars on a track, it used to be way more like just driving on a tiny highway full of children. I wish the cars had horns so you could really get that LA traffic feeling! My family also spent a good chunk of one of our afternoons at California Adventure sitting in the shade waiting for it to be our Fastpass time to go on the river rapids and get cooled off again. SoCal Octobers are still pretty hot for somebody from Seattle!

4:50 So when I went to Disneyworld in Florida and went on the teacups, me and my friend made it our personal mission to spin them as fast as possible. Turns out, when the ride begins slowing down, they lock the cups from spinning. So my friend was ejected to the side, slamming into the door of the ride and brusing his shoulder. Great time 10/10

Fun Fact: Omni-mover rides like Little Mermaid and Haunted Mansion stop so frequently because the whole track is one big belt of cars that never stops, meaning if someone needs assistance getting on or off like a guest with disability, the entire ride will have to stop to help them get on

Fun fact: my mother was once stuck on "It's a Small World" for about an hour meaning the singing has never left her head. Out of respect, we choose to skip it every time we go to Disneyland.

Epcot also has 3 sponsored rides -Test Track, Mission Space, the golf ball ride

What a journey! I was genuinely enthralled, I felt the adrenaline, the despair, the, joy, the motion sickness. Amanda is the true hero of this story. ❤😂

Now do Disney World next 😳

Respect to that tour guide for not only doing a bang up job as a guide but also waiting only until after giving you despair to say y'all can still go on the last ride. She knows theatrical timing. _(Or Alpharad is lying to us for quality content, but hey that's also theatrical)_

This is why I love living in the LA . Easy access to this place to the point I get tired of going. I've been going since I was a little boy but it honestly doesn't get old

as someone who is going to disneyland for the first time next month this was a great insight on what to expect, but I’m definitely not doing all rides for both parks in one day 😭 props to everyone and amanda

When I went to Disney World I got stuck on “It’s a Small World” for a good half hour because it shut down. It was the worst experience I’ve ever witnessed. Just imagine hearing the Spanish version of the song on repeat for a half hour and that was basically my experience.

4:54 as a floridian i can confirm, almost fell out of the ride because me and my friends decided to try spinning it as fast as we could and uh *_it went pretty fast_*

8:50 God this makes me laugh every time

Absolutely great!! But I hate to break it to you, you need to come back when more attractions are open from refurb (which is hard to do). You missed all of Toontown (opening spring 2023)(Gadget's Go Coaster, Rodger Rabbit's Cartoon Spin), Main Street Vehicles, Mark Twain Riverboat, Sailing Ship Columbia, Matterhorn, Tiki Room, Davey Crockett's Explorer Canoes, Monorail, Disneyland Railroad, Great Moments With Mr. Lincoln, Disney Jr. Dance Party, Redcar Trolley, Redwood Creek Challenge Trail, Mickey's PhilharMagic, Animation Academy, and the Hyperion Theatre. Even though most people wouldn't consider some of these rides, they are posted as attractions on the Disneyland website.

I LOVE DISNEYLAND!! WOOHOOOOO!! ❤️

"The safety equipment was like a good apology video: nonexistent."

It wouldn't be a true Disneyland experience without getting stuck on at least one ride. I've gotten stuck on Pirates on multiple different visits to the park and every time I go on it, I just expect it to happen.

Let me tell you, the Florida teacups in Disney feel like a rocket blastoff simulator (with the right people).

This was a fantastic experience that I'm so happy I got to share with you guys! Would 100% do it again even if it took 20+ hours

Content this year has been unlike anything you’ve ever done and I love it. Keep up the great and entertaining content!

The Guardians of Galaxy tower of terror absolutely traumatized me because I happened to be unbuckled when the ride began

I love how Jacob's wearing a straw hat and Jaiden just doesn't care and decided to wear a heart pirates shirt.

Fun fact: the railings that hold up the tomorrowland sign and stretch throughout the entire tomorrowland area used to be a ride called the People Mover, but it closed in 1995 to be a faster version that closed quickly due to maintenance failures (the People Mover still exists in Florida). I'm not sure why the tracks are still there (you can actually see the intact tracks on Astro Orbiters), but there's a real People Mover being built at the Los Angeles airport, which seems like the perfect opportunity to reopen the Disneyland People Mover.

In an attempt to rank the rides at Disneyland in a tier list...you got together with your friends (including Sonic the freaking Hedgehog) and did a speedrun of an amusement park. Now that's content.

Alpharad: THE SWINGS ARE HORRIFIC Also Alpharad: YEAH THE INCREDICOASTER IS EPICCCCCC

“A storybook on rails that take you through a rough synopsis of the film” is called a dark ride :D

I know people say “It’s a small world” is terrifying, but the minor key version really brings that together.

At first I assumed this would be more of a speed run thing where you don't really care about the experience and just want to get it over with, but I could tell that you really valued the magic of the park and wanted to give you and your friends a memorable night which I think is super cool and really enhanced a video; definitely a certified banger in my book

Just me watching this as time got closer to 12 and had a lot of rides left gave me anxiety. Amanda is the savior of this whole chaos, THANK YOU AMANDA

I think every single friend sticking at it for all 16 hours is just the magic of Disney

This year of content has frankly been the most entertaining one! The variation is astounding and the creativity is frankly overflowing from this channel. From movie rants to greater undertakings like this, it all keeps me glued to my screen. Keep on going strong, my favorite internet funny man!

I grew up going to Disneyland, had a pass for about 12 years, and hit my 10 year anniversary as a cast member this year. There are so many trivia tidbits I’d love to share, but I’ll spare the rant. I really enjoyed watching this video, and I’m glad you had an overall great time!

Literally had the exact same experience on the Ariel ride. I think it broke down at least 2 times while we were on it

When I was a kid I LOVED it's a small world. Everytime my family went to Disneyland I would have to ride it at least once. But then tragedy struck, I was happily enjoying it's a small world (to the pain of my family who hated that I loved that ride so much) when the ride broke down. We were stuck on it's a small work for 3 (yes, THREE) hours at first it was dark and silent for I don't even know how long. And when the lights came on, IT WAS STILL SILENT!!! That's when the animatronics started to creep me out, but not completely at first. No. That honor goes to when the music started back up. It wasn't the normal pace. It was slowed down. The animatronics moved normally, but the music sounded like they had it on slow motion with hell spawn singing instead of children. I was terrified when we got off that ride. I've never been on it's a small world again, but I can't listen to it without having trauma flashes. Anyway, the reason I brought up this story was actually because you bought "I survived it's a small world" t-shirt, and the only thing that came to mind was WHERE THE F*** WAS THAT AFTER MY CHILDHOOD TRAUMA?!?!?!?!??

Another unpredictable masterpiece, the internet funny man knows his stuff.

20:11 Did he really find a group of friends that are just as insane as he is? Or did he condition them enough to go along all the way without question? Either way, that's true friendship. :)

Kingdom Hearts sound effects and music, great touch!

“Since this park closes two hours earlier, at 10pm.” Most parks in my country close at 6. The rest close earlier than that!

This video was so exciting it didn't even feel like 22 minutes had passed by the end! Sitting on the edge of my seat the whole time. 10/10 story telling

As someone who learned they have a phobia of marionettes by going into a fear induced paralysis on It's a Small World, I am glad someone finally spoke out about how truly terrifying it is...

this makes me want to attempt going on as many rides as I can in a day

You should go to valley fair. It has a swing ride that goes 350 feet in the air.

Adriana wearing Minnie ears the entire time seems so absurdly natural and I can’t fully explain why

amanda is actually such a great tour guide. she matched energy so well

8:03 We went on this ride twice because the line was short due to people going to take pics and look around, after the 2 rides there was a long line from the entrance

I like how in the beginning just peaceful and explaining the rides But then when they get more further through out the day the more he just *SPEED RUNS*

okay but can we talk about how epically evil the rendition of "It's a Small World!" was, cause I kinda love it!

Real question is: Are you and everyone else still willing to go to Disney land or world after this seemingly torturous experience? Amanda seemed like the GOAT

My family and another family we know very well actually got the chance to go on a Disneyland VIP tour. We tried this same challenge and got very close but we had to skip some of the dark rides in Fantasy Land like Mr. Toad and Pinocchio due to time constraints.

5:21 There’s one in the mall in my area that: -has a teacup -the tea cup has no spin cap -it will automatically deploy breaks when the ride is over and can potentially fling the riders out at high speeds

15:58 Alpharad going through Mental Turmoil, and still finding a way to bully children at Disneyland Rides is why I love watching this channel.