I SERVICE MY CAR FOR THE FIRST TIME : AUDI Q5 

Yeah I’ve recently heard the same thing with a friend of mine. The part he got was wrong for his car. So frustrating. Especially when you drive there to pick it up! It doesn’t make sense to me as it says on the site this is the car this is the part so makes you think it should be right!

Thanks for the long message. Wait you wanted to me to get oily and messy lol luckily enough I got away with it and didn’t get too dirty. Ah sorry if I didn’t read the situation on bingo. Hope to catch you on there on Monday, thanks again for leaving a comment 🤗

@@CarChatTV I did, Ollie, I did! I confess, but only because it was the first time you'd done it yourself. My Paulie, the guy that taught me a huge amount of the mechanics that I know, had a good 'ol time watching me get a few shades past filthy! Yes, we were dating for the first of the 15 years we'd known each other, so he strategically positioned me under the car for maximum splash! Yeah, I'd say I really had no complaints, but when I let out a little shriek, the nasty oil got into my mouth.......And there's my exception to "A lady never spits" lol! I'm sure wherever he is now, he's Racing In Peace....and still laughing his ass off! Oh, before I completely forget, you really would fare better in that heat with mini ice packs hidden here and there. I don't say things like that because I feel like butting in on chat. Aside from Cosmo (not the stars, a Beautician), photography & ad design, I went to nursing school when I lived down in Florida. One of the first things we were taught was how to cool down a patient that presents with signs of heat stroke. Tourists are constantly dropping down and ending up in the E.R.. It's rarely an option to submerge someone in cool water, so ice packs are the go-to. Look it up, fact check me.....I would. Really, hearing people tell you to put a bowl of ice behind a fan? That's very sweet, but come ooooooon! Last summer, I didn't have an air conditioner at all. Yep, I paid professional movers to lose, break and leave behind a bunch of my things. I kept a case of 8oz bottled water in my freezer at all times. Bottles are definitely a bit bulky for being in front of the camera, but things like those little baby food pouches with the cap you can screw back on can go just about anywhere, unnoticed..... especially if you pop your sparkly on. Or, when you step aside for a break, holding them near your largest arteries helps pretty quickly (underarms & groin). Remember me telling you to hold a cold bottle of something between your legs? I wasn't being weird I'd actually learned that from an old friend of mine in the deep south, Alabama. Dying from the heat, grab 2 cans of ice cold anything from the cooler and hold them tightly in your armpits., and another between your legs. Seriously. Do you really think I'd tell Price Charming himself anything with the word armpit in it if I didn't really A. Know that it works B. Have done it myself numerous times and C. Actually give a flying fu*k about your comfort and wellness??? And don't worry, I'm not delusional, I know that I can't have you. It's Murphy's Law. "Those that seem perfect for me are either married, gay or a million miles away." Murphy's an asshole. You WOULD be a fantastic WORD WARS opponent. (Scrabble without the ®) It's so much easier to play online. It keeps score for you, no dictionary needed and the tiles don't slide all around. There's also a lot of extra rules that are fun to add in...... albeit the one's that the twisted Russian and I use, well, some of them? It even took a little coaxing from me. ME!!! 😲 There are a few other things buuuut, I'm sure you've already asked yourself, Did she not see the part about "Thanks for the looooing message"? Well, yes Mr. Ollikins. If I could actually have a bit of a back and forth with you, I wouldn't drop these monologues in your lap. Anyhooo, Have a splendid evening, I'll see ya in the morning......beeeercaaauuuuuseee... "Nobody puts the O!!!!! in Bingo like Ollie"! 😘😎😜😁