I Sit Down to Pee, I Stand Up to Poop - Loo Jackson 

Dive into the uniquely charming world of Loo Jackson with his latest country blues hit, "I Sit Down to Pee, I Stand Up to Poop." A tune that's sure to bring a smile to your face.
🎵 Lyrics:
Sometimes I ponder
While sittin' on the throne
It's where thoughts wander
When you're all alone
I sit down to pee,
I stand up to poop,
Public bathrooms always
Throw me for a loop.
I leave 'em a gift
In the urinal stall,
Looking at you instead of
Facing the wall.
But I sit down to pee,
Or it sprays all over,
But when I drop a deuce,
I don't even bend over.
The porcelain calls, in a honky-tonk tune
I'm writing my memoirs, mid-afternoon
In this private chamber, my secrets unfold
The tales of my triumphs, in porcelain gold
But I sit down to pee, keeps things in line
Then I stand for a number two, smooth every time
The echoing flush, a sound that's divine
On this porcelain throne, I'm lost in rhyme
With every flush, reflections appear
The highs and the lows, memories clear
But I sit down to pee, keeps things in line
Then I stand for a number two, smooth every time
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