I Spent 1 MILLION Years In Minecraft Hardcore 

Happy 1,000,021st birthday!

im in awe of your dedication, lesser youtubers wouldnt be able to spend 1 million years in minecraft hardcore

7:22 "we left 200,000 years ago. That inferred that the pillagers have been updating the sign...

The oak boat deploying as a cherry boat was such a beautifully subtle gag

Honestly I don't think this challenge would've been possible without the every mob farm, it's so op and kinda makes hardcore in general a joke

I like the implication that he spent 15,000 years stalking the pillagers before deciding to do something.

The implication of the dragon egg being a ender dragon farm made me laugh

This was the best livestream I've ever watched! It was worth the eon! Thank you for compressing it to a 9 minute video so the mortals can also enjoy it.

Everyone talks about how subtle the jokes are, but I think what makes your videos so good is the perfect blend of subtle inconsistencies, and oversights so glaring that you couldn't miss them if you tried. These are so funny, your editing is just on point.

This is great, when are you uploading the full 8,760,000,000 hour version?

I was wondering where he went for so long, turns out he just spent the last million years to cook up this banger for us! Thanks, Trapperdapper ❤

"it makes 200 iron every hour" "This farm is much more efficient, it makes 400 iron every TWO hours" I love how casual and subtle your jokes are

2:21 Ah yes, my favorite mob, the very rare BlackYoshiX

Finally someone who doesn’t fake these vids!

3:08 "so I made this iron farm that makes 200 iron every hour" 3:42 "this one is far more efficient. it makes 400 iron every 2 hours" Hahahahaah, this guy is so good, it's so subtle too!

I like the subtle display of how good your taste in videogames is based on the OSTs you pull the background music from

5:35 I like the insinuation that Trapperdapper spent 10,000 years with the exact same inventory

My man casually did nothing except getting two dripstone and digging a bit while Humanity entered the Dark Age of Technology and went through the Age of Strive afterwards.

the village turning into an ancient city was genius

This one's great, the jokes feel a lot more thought out than just regular cut-away gags

I just realized you made this without acacia wood, what a legend

Make it to a billion, nerd.

the mooshroom cameo warms my heart ❤️

I was wondering where you've been the last million years! this was definitely worth the wait

Wow, you achieved so much in so little time! Honestly it took me 13.8 billion of years to make crafting table, what tips can you give me for increasing my skills?

1,000,000 years later and he still doesn't wear armor. That's pure skill

1:22 That one misplaced spruce wood is bugging me

This whole video is great but the Sweet Dreams achievement just SENT me

this was worth every century to watch alongside on the lovestream

Props to you for going 999,999 years into a hard core world without making a backup world, truly one of the greatest minecrafters of our time 🙏🙏

this is how I imagine an immortal gods life through humanity

These videos feel like a literal fever dream

If I ever become a teacher, I'm using this video as a drug safety commercial

3:45 i like how it actually is a more efficient iron farm considering how much smaller it is for the same rate

Yay! You survived 365,242,374 days! Congrats!

7:05 - "this works because of bszsbzssz" lmao

I love how he just casually walks on air at 5:15 🤣

This man worked on a Minecraft vid for 999,999 years and still only has 11k subscribers??

This video feels like having a stroke. Good job! If I had to explain everything wrong in this 9-minute video, I'd need a 40-minute video.

BlackYoshiX and THE THING IN THE ICE are my favorite farm animals.

Dude I love the choices of music you use in your videos 😭

guys, this is fake. he faked all of it. at 0:55 he passes through some melons, in a savanna village. which, melons aren't in savanna villages, they are in windswept gravelly hill villages

Man slept for 2 years. Relatable!

Finally one of these which is actually realistic

the embodiment of "i did a little mining off camera"

It’s the little details that make this guy great like getting sweet dreams in “month 3”

The “we left 200,000 years ago” kills me 😂

blackyoshix's presence in the end implies that he crashed jon fortnite's minecraft, that mischievous trickster will always find a way to screw up a good run.

Just found your channel, absolutely love the amount of effort you put into all the stupid jokes! Genuinely hilarious stuff every time

This is seriously impressive. I've lived for 102 years and only managed to marry a gypsy wanderer and father 11 ingrate children. I tried building a lot of automated farms to leave behind as my legacy but ultimately toiled away in the coal mines for 80 years instead.

I love the subtly of the jokes amd editing. But i believe you can go so much further with some very simple additons with mods or data packs. Ie: changing crafting recipes but swapping the trxtures of the original and swapped item. Could make the cherry wood boat gag work flawlessly wothout any editing cuts

Making an entire village and having it turn into an ancient city genuinely sounds like a really cool mechanic (though it's probably too convoluted of a setup for minecraft, maybe terraria??)

1 million years!? That's crazy! My personal record so far is only 450,000 years. Keep up the good work man!

How long did it take to edit this video?

at 2:17 you can see mooshroom the skeleton from the manhunt video in the mooshroom cage, the detail is insane

More real than actual 100 days videos

Great video. Hopefully I can take this as inspiration for my 2 billion year hardcore world. Thanks for sharing. Hopefully I beat the ender dragon before the sun consumes the earth.

If luke was notable

6:10 ah yes, 100,000+300,000=300,000

26,280,000,000 minecraft days, incredible journey

Yoo I didn't know Frieren started playing Minecraft!

Finally, a RU-vidr who doesn’t lie.

Making the crafting table with the crafting table and placing it right on top of the first crafting table is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

Kinda missed the opportunity to make a gag "after looking for a village for 100 days I decided to build my own"

I left a like because of your explanation of the block dupe.

I love the continuity of always using the skin of your previous video.

Congratulations to the edditors that eddited 1,000,000 years of brute video, keep the hard work!

OH MY GISH YOUR SUBSCRIBER COUNT HAS WENT UP SOOOOO MUCH- like, 4,000 to 11,000 CONGRATS!!!

off-brand skeppy

I always appreciate the Mario & Luigi soundtrack on the background (especially Partners in Time!)

the bastion entrance is always the same 3:55

your humor is immaculate, would love to see a snapshot review parody, please learn how to mod just to make it happen

why does this gem of a video only have 16K views??

This reminds me of that time when a RU-vidr spent 1 million years in Minecraft

your vids are the definition of the phrase "wait a minute..."

There are so many subtle but hilarious jokes lol

we need an unedited version now

The dripstone is growing till this day

2:46 isnt it magsnifficent

You really put some good music with this humor bud, really good job

1:10 shot was fire

I absolutely knew you were gonna pull the Terraria music in Minecraft video joke and yet I was still surprised by it.

Becoming my favorite Minecraft RU-vidr of this era. This video is up there with some of your best!

The xbox 360 dupe joke felt so weird. Loved that piston dupe that just worked for... some reason. Oh, yeah, I just like... look away and pull this lever, and then all the items are duped! Done!

I noticed all the goofy little details like you made another crafting table with a crafting table at 1:47

TERRARIA OST LETS GO BEST MINECRAFT VIDEO ALREADY

You NEED to have a discord pretty please! I’m obsessed with your humor

Love the Luigi’s Mansion training theme song at the start lol

4:10 I love the incredibly obvious repeating command block

Let's all appreciate the amount of effort trapper puts into his videos.

now do it until the heat death of the universe

haters will say its faked, but the trap gang believes you!!!

Goodness trapper don't you know you could have just made a time machine to get rid of the pillagers🙄🙄 (seriously tho thus video is pure gold)

The tragedy of JonFortnite, the man who lived a million years. He was immortal, the best at PvP, but that did not make him a god.

I've been waiting for this video for ages! Thankfully it was worth the wait

So impressive! Maybe one day I can complete a challenge this daunting too

The pharaoh will be pleased with your progress.

I always feel like I've just had a lobotomy & then started to watch a Minecraft village.

I always love all the subtle gags on your channel

Your videos are the perfect solution to all of these boring Minecraft challenge videos