I Took a DNA Test and the Results are CONCERNING 

As if anybody was actually surpized by the DNA test results. Anyway, if you don't wanna spit into a tube, find out how Nordic you are by playing the quiz! norden.adact.me/englishTrivia

“I rummaged in the snow…which felt normal” -Joinen 2021

joinen could say "I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm a hundred percent that....Finnish"

Every youtuber in existence: does a DNA test, makes a whole video about it and links that test Joinen: does a DNA test, casually shares results and hypes up a completely seperate online quiz

That’s actually so cool, it’s SUPER RARE to have 100% in ethnicity like this, the world is huge and I’d guess that there’s a very small percentage of people with a totally pure, same-ethnicity bloodline

I was expecting at least...1% something else, but DANG

Love how this quiz goes "Now you know how Nordic you are!" and just gives you the number of correct answers you got. Doesn't even remind you how many questions you answered. I'm born and raised Canadian, but the largest percentage of my heritage is Norwegian and I grew up in a Norwegian heritage group.

Considering that most Finns have at least some relatives that are through some loop part swedish, russian, german or something or another I find it particularly impressive you're 100% Finnish xD

I could’ve told you joinen is 100% Finnish He looks like a glorious Viking

So what you were saying is this was basically a paternity test

Joinen: I mean, have you ever met a Finnish person? Me: I live in Norway, so yes, I have seen some, but I wonder what your Finnish fans are thinking now.

You should definitely read the Kalevala :) very interesting stuff although at times it's a bit hard to read because of it's verse type but I definitely see how it was inspiring for many artists such as Tolkien :)

Can't believe Joinen is more Finnish than me, a person who was born and raised in Finland

you are always finish in our hearts joinen ,

Thank you Phineas and Ferb for letting me get the kierkegaard question right.

This is like when CallmeKevin did one and knew it would be mostly Irish but figured there'd be a bit of something else somewhere in there but then it was just 100% Irish lmao

I cant imagine being 100% anything LMAO i didnt even think that was possible

My mom’s sister in law found out that her dad wasn’t her biological father after taking 23 and me… 😅😅😅 she was pissed to say the least

I did the DNA test a few years ago. Got the same dumbfounded reaction, being 100% Finnish just felt, eh lame. Would have been fun to explore another culture from 'the inside' if you will. Although that was not the reason why I did the test. Wanted to find out if the family secret everyone was suspecting but no-one knew for certain, was true. It was. Fun times.

Idk I love how joinen pronounces 'tartu' so so much 😂😂😂 I could listen all day to just that

Turns out you’re 100%... adorable !

He really IS the whole country of Finland :0

I guess you could say that Joinen thought he was Finnish from start to finish

Always Finnish, always no moi!

YES JOINEN, YES, youve got a sponser

I am mixed so I really guess that's when the fun happens. I know I'm Italian (for the most part. My dad's relatives are all from southern Italy and could date at least a few generations back to Italian origins). My mother is Ukrainian/Russian. Only her dad was Russian not her mother. So that would be interesting to check on.

Thank god it DID come back with that result, otherwise a real awkward convo with the parents would have to happen 😅

Earliest I have ever been. Hi Joinen! You're my favorite RU-vidr!☺️

Hey Joinen, are you doing okay? Remember to sleep, eat and hydrate (to everyone)

I'm half Finnish through my mother.What always got me was how damn fluent she was in Finnish, even though she spoke it only with her mother and brother. She even could read read letters from the old country. All those double a''s etc. . Very hard language!

this would be quite the stream if joinen found out he is Swedish when both his parents are Finnish

I kinda want animated Joinen merch too, with a lemon carton?

Alternative title: Joinen discovering that his whole life is a lie live on camera!

Your voice is absolutely fire dude, I love It. Its so pleasant to listen too!

Joinen your jumper looks so cozy omg. I want one

Joinen keep posting I watched your all videos 🎥

When Joinen is more Finnish than you are I just attended a family meeting and learned part of my heritage comes from France (also from Sweden, Russia and Germany but those I knew already)

This means that we must go TORILLE!! Oh and I might add, I remember the first time I saw one of your videos, my head was so confused, you look so Finnish, but then there's the Aussie accent.. I was sitting here like "?????" for a few videos, and then found one where you told about the Finnish roots and stuff, and then I was less confused.

I played second round with him. It was fun!

I think that's the first time I have seen a 100% version of this DNA test xD I'm suprised that's even possible in this day ans age!

Can you please talk about Estonia more? Hearing non estonian people speaking about Estonia makes me so so happy! 😇🙏🤩

my mom is also 100% finnish according to a dna test, but my dad's test was all over the place. imagine how wild mine would be if i took one 😂

Love how the captions say "no moy it's joining"

Yaay! These results are making me happy for some reason :D

Damn Joinen, that's an A+

Fun fact, that first question about Greenland was given to my scholar bowl team when I was in high school. Proud to say I got that one right.

When I just opened your video, I told that you're so finnish!

The same thing happened to me! I was born in Hungary but moved to UK. I did a DNA test and I'm Hungarian 😁 thanks for letting me know

At first I thought you were joking about being sponsored by the Nordic Council of Ministers, but that’s EPIC!

I wonder if for germany they would ask about helene fischer or something lmao

This video reminds me of when I did my DNA test thru National Geographic - I was always lead to believe I was mostly German and a dash of Irish but within my results, I found I was 21% Italian and like 0.4% (which I know isn't much but lol) Mediterranean...I have never let that go, I was like WHOOOA 😂😊

HAHAHAHAHAHA Joinen!! This was way too funny at the end

Oh I thought we would get the same questions on the quiz, so I played before I watched the video 😅 But I really got some tricky questions, compared with your quiz (for me as a swede). 7/10. Then I tried again with another set of questions 10/10... It's really the roll of the dice!

Sponsored vid POGGERS!!! Get that bag joi boi

Welcome to the Nordic! Estonia awaits your visit.

Oh my gosh! I can't belive you and dhar man are realated! 😱

Never thought the word estonian would appear on this channel Quite happy about it

As a Finn, I'd like to agree with Joinen's answer of I don't even know what an epos is?? And I know what the Kalevala is, it's the national EPIC of Finland, never heard it be called something else...

You are the most extrovert Finn I have ever seen.

Even though I speak Finnish I didn’t realise that he says Well Hello at the start of videos until he pointed it out

I JUST TOOK A DNA TEST TURNS OUT IM A 100% FINNISH

ok but did you get the neanderthal traits report? that shit is wild

Oh my days this is gold 😂😂😂

I'm Norwegian, but I was born in Denmark (where my father lives) and my great grandparents were from Finland (my grandfather speaks Finnish). ... So I'm sitting here screaming the answers at the screen! 💀

Even though my sister did do a dna test earlier this year, I lowkey want to do one too but from a different company to see how similar the information

I couldn't understand how you didn't get Kierkegaard until I remembered that I only know him because I went to a college based on a Norwegian identity and the library was called the Kierkegaard.

oh, so that's what the "no moi" is about. I had been thinking it was the French word for "me", and wondering what the heck you meant by it.

Nordic battles can pretty much be summed up as: Sweden vs everyone/(Denmark*)

So you ended up being Finnish as a youtuber? Also I´m amazed at how many questions that go towards Denmark to begin with. Søren kirkegård was a theologist “by trade” btw. :)

I've seen a few other European RU-vidrs do tests like these and they always comes back with greater than 90% of their country of origin. I think these tests are more designed for Americans because of how mixed blooded they are. Just my opinion haha 😄

YES I FINALLY KNOW WHAT HIS INTRO MEANS (I tried looking it up at one point but google kept thinking I was misspelling No More so I eventually gave up)

I have NEVER seen someone get 100% ANYTHING..... EEVVEEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!

I got 7 right which is fine considering I live in Minnesota and that’s basically Norway.

Hyvä Suomi!

😂😂😂❤ My mom took some these test also and came out also 100% Finn 😂 she was disappointed 😂

I got the same amount of points in single player! 5 points is where its at lol

Jees, I thought you were a Finnish person talking in great English this entire time. Ofcourse you are 100% man. Just look at yourself =D

hyvä video

I used to work as a programmer for one of these companies and when they started doing dna tests they contacted me "hey... 20 bucks and you're in" at the time I did it for fun, because I used to believe the bs my parents told me "we are purebred whites! No one is whiter and more pure than our family!" yeah my childhood was fun. Anyway when I've got my results, I was shook. I'm a supreme bastard y'all! All of România and Europe came together to make me! I even come with Irish frosting and Finnish sprinkles! But the Romanian part explained a lot. It's still sad that I can only make theories about my family and I'm not sure if I want to know why they kept our true heritage such a secret. But the coolest part to me were the 1% Nigeria. Everyone outside of Africa has them, they're a leftover from the great migrations 70-50000 years ago. I was raised to believe that I'm a nobody and a pointless person. But having that bit of huge history in me made me so happy. I was suddenly part of something great and amazing.

Got 5 points on the quiz which is actually accurate, mom's Finnish dad's not :P

I love your pronounciation on swedish words haahahahah

This video made me feel good about myself. I either chose the right answer, or chose the most chosen wrong answer🤣

Joinen is looking tired lately. Hope you're doing good buddy

I can already hear the majority of Europeans cry over Joinen's answers to some of these questions 😂🙈

You look like a true finn too. :D

FINNISHHHHHHH

I didnt even know it was possible to get 100%...

I've actually never seen someone with 100% xy That's pretty cool

Estonia shout out!!! 🤩🎉🏅

Whoa guys I’m in this video playing with Joinen! Isnt that so cool? That’s because I went over to Twitch.tv/JoinenButOnTwitch. If _you_ ever want the chance to be in a video make sure to head over and follow with notifications to be there when Joinen Films!.

I’m sure most Finnish citizens aren’t even 100% Finnish

Which DNA test did you use? I want yo try this too

The thing about dna tests for genealogy... They ONLY have data that they have. If you belong to a small group, or a group that hasn't submitted dna, you will have "unknown", or even outright errors in your "dna genealogy". I have a Choctaw ancestor from a VERY small subset of the Seven Nations. None of the males have spit in a tube, so my dna does have a few "unknown". If I hadn't spent 30 years working on my own genealogy, I would be very confused.

Wow I have never seen someone get HUNDRED PERCENT on one country back from one of these tests xD

My friend bought me a dna test only to find out I’m like 45% portugese, like 25% German and the rest is polish. Which... I... already knew.... she was so disappointed lmao

o no not the dna!?

I am kind of jealous of those results, I am 97% Finnish but I also have 3% Central Asian dna. I am from Finland btw

I thought my dna test was boring because I was just European but damn, I didn’t realise you could actually be 100% of one ethnicity.

My DNA is also super boring. Literally just Wales, Ireland and Scotland. Nothing else.

I'm from South Africa and always believed I was 100% Indian but turns out I'm 25% Turkish and 75% Indian when I did my DNA test😇