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I Trapped Criminals on a Poop Island in Cities Skylines 

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@DefaultMale_
@DefaultMale_ 2 года назад
I remember the days of old in 2020 always having fun listening to "Hello everybody, I'm Kibitz and welcome back to Satisfactory!" I don't think you will read this, but I guess it will contribute to a mass of comments to tell you that people, including me, love your content. Keep up the good work and through the first 5 minutes so far this video has been great! :D
@cat_03tv
@cat_03tv 2 года назад
I'll say he's definitely seen this comment since it's been the top one for the last hour that the vid has been released...
@DefaultMale_
@DefaultMale_ 2 года назад
@@cat_03tv Hopefully. I think it's better to leave something positive and regardless of whether they read the whole comment or not they might still skim through it and when you see several of them it can help them out.
@sowmyasoman8306
@sowmyasoman8306 2 года назад
Yea dude I am enjoying the content 😁
@ImKibitz
@ImKibitz 2 года назад
That's so nice of you to say man, thank you! Glad you've enjoyed all these years :)
@DefaultMale_
@DefaultMale_ 2 года назад
@@ImKibitz Thanks, happy if you are. :D
@skylinelibertarian3835
@skylinelibertarian3835 2 года назад
One minute in, and I'm already seeing so many parallels to the real world. It's like you rolled every political association from every country in the world into one city. Fear for the citizens, and money for the elites. As it is all across the world.
@brandonylion
@brandonylion 2 года назад
Yup, thought the same thing.. "Things have only kind of worked out so far because the poor people are so busy they can't think, the middle class people are scared of being poor, and the rich people are just paranoid" Couldn't have said it better myself.
@nerscyllam4735
@nerscyllam4735 2 года назад
I mean, that's just the underpinnings of modern capitalism right there.
@Overposting
@Overposting 2 года назад
capitalism at its best!
@skylinelibertarian3835
@skylinelibertarian3835 2 года назад
Any economic system at it's best. And since it's one person planning the entire cities production, it's actually more akin to socialism.
@Overposting
@Overposting 2 года назад
@@skylinelibertarian3835 i dont think you know what socialism is
@Vault.Hunter
@Vault.Hunter 2 года назад
Anybody else enjoying the slow, yet steady, descent into paranoid mania Kibitz is experiencing? Just the steady descent into the classic paranoid ruler. HAIL KIBITZ
@dripnoob2749
@dripnoob2749 2 года назад
Fur Dus Venturium
@GAS.M3
@GAS.M3 2 года назад
"when cops start arresting random ppl for no reason" ...lol so true 🤣
@Carikenja
@Carikenja 2 года назад
That's almost a George Carlin quote. "The upper class keeps all of the money, pay none of the taxes. The middle class pays all of the taxes, does all of the work. The poor are there... just to scare the shit out of the middle class. Keep 'em showing up at those jobs." - George Carlin
@Overposting
@Overposting 2 года назад
damn that's a good quote
@Warp9pnt9
@Warp9pnt9 Год назад
George Carlin was a legend.
@kentheknight
@kentheknight 2 года назад
I love how you are using this innocuous platform to deliver stark and realistic concepts about society and the arrangement of humanity on this planet, fundamentally. God bless you Kibz
@HelloApexr1
@HelloApexr1 2 года назад
It’s a shorter video but the quality and contents are always there, Thank you Kibitz
@musizlover2008
@musizlover2008 2 года назад
Just like Real Civil Engineer, you decided to make a poop lake at the expense of your citizens.
@dchitt94
@dchitt94 2 года назад
That sign-off at the end definitely held the tone of “I’m about to throw innocent people in prison” and it was the perfect time to deviate from his normal super upbeat sign-off
@SIGINTprivate
@SIGINTprivate 2 года назад
“Fiddling with things is my speciality.” - Kibitz 6:42 Careful with your quotes there bud!
@onlyaraku
@onlyaraku 2 года назад
LOL MENACE
@gamingmoran9597
@gamingmoran9597 2 года назад
Have two layers of fences around the prison Island the inner layer will be oil fantased and outer layer will be airport fences it is obviously Overkill but it is maximum security after all
@brody7714
@brody7714 2 года назад
Dang. Wasn’t expecting Kibitz to go full Stalin mode lmao.
@ultmateragnarok8376
@ultmateragnarok8376 2 года назад
The prison system is quite... dark, in the way you're running it. Love it. Anyways, your citizens better hope they're acting all according to what is expected and needed, since now they have a final place to go - doubtful that any reports are getting out of that complex. That said, a lower security prison area at some point would be neat - perhaps next to an area of high density and low income citizens, in that small ore area? That way the high security one can be there Just In Case while the low security one does its work on the less extreme criminals.
@dougdougir
@dougdougir 2 года назад
Agreed, small prison next to the homeless encampment under the bridge
@DefaultMale_
@DefaultMale_ 2 года назад
I think this is how prisons should be designed in real life. Reusing our waste!
@dakiesalamander5221
@dakiesalamander5221 2 года назад
"Poor people are so busy they can't think, the middle-class people are too scared to be poor and rich people are just paranoid." ... I... This is tidbit of pure gold.
@markvogel5872
@markvogel5872 2 года назад
Yes! Strategic poop allocation!
@luftwolf7405
@luftwolf7405 2 года назад
"... and which prison did you serve time in?" "In lake poop high sec" "Oh sh!t!" ;-)
@stephenrowan8128
@stephenrowan8128 2 года назад
If you are desperate for more "criminals" to put in your new prisons, you can apply a few policies. One increases the crime rate (and happiness), another increases punitive sentencing.
@Stolipotamus
@Stolipotamus 2 года назад
the way all your systems are always so NEAT, it's like looking at really nice circuitry.
@JSXSProductions
@JSXSProductions Год назад
"wow! 100,000 people and only 240 criminals? We have so much capacity!" **5 seconds later ** We need more capacity for ...eventually! **Doubles capacity from 1,500 to 3,000**
@TheThreatenedSwan
@TheThreatenedSwan 2 года назад
Putting people in the university in prison gets my vote. No more fashionable nonsense, practical government only
@derussianboi
@derussianboi 2 года назад
there is a prison expansion mod with prison fences
@sorakatsu1797
@sorakatsu1797 2 года назад
Man. I love your Cities Skylines videos! I just wish you upload them more often, because I can't get enough of them!
@Baleur
@Baleur 2 года назад
Less than 1% of total population are incarcerated prisoners. "WHAT? THAT MAKES NO SENSE!" Ah, spoken like a true american :P For fun homework, google the prisoners per capita ratio of worldwide countries, and be amazed.
@luisbrunkow9503
@luisbrunkow9503 2 года назад
Next episode of building North Korea in city skylines 👍🏻
@freeportkid
@freeportkid 2 года назад
That one way road is looking an awful lot like a satisfactory belt 😅
@InservioLetum
@InservioLetum Год назад
"Winner winner secret detention center" I am deeeeeefinitely yoinking that, this is too good not to adopt in daily parlance.
@proskar3146
@proskar3146 2 года назад
Love this series!
@grahamturner2640
@grahamturner2640 2 года назад
You probably need to convert the roads going into the large toll booth in the prison area to highways going in and out.
@_Cat_Content_and_Minecraft
@_Cat_Content_and_Minecraft 2 месяца назад
I loved this! You inspire me! Someday you'll have your own cities skylines game!
@Benhutchie22386
@Benhutchie22386 2 года назад
Please make more episodes!! and longer ones if possible :)
@rhsc38
@rhsc38 Год назад
WTH kinda dystopian hellscape are you creating? I love where it's going.
@romanpackham8471
@romanpackham8471 2 года назад
this guy is a friggin dictator
@paulembleton1733
@paulembleton1733 2 года назад
Noticing that a river inlet flooded with sewage was taking ages to clear after moving the outlet, how to make it go faster? Village Poo. Put a water pump in there and connect it to just a sewage treatment elsewhere. Zone a residential area that uses only this pump. They get sick and die but it clears the sewage quicker. Feeling sad for the simcitizens requires a clinic and crematorium in the area, but then they live a bit longer and don’t clog the rest of the city with their sick and dead.
@Herobrinegrn1
@Herobrinegrn1 Год назад
I'm SO glad that this channel has no bots in the comments.
@nathonnovak
@nathonnovak Год назад
Lol. I used to do something similar on zoo tycoon. Any guests that would become unhappy would get placed on an island with loose velociraptors, after a few minutes no more problems.
@wolfman4562
@wolfman4562 2 года назад
Lovin the series!
@dripnoob2749
@dripnoob2749 2 года назад
"Something overlooking the prison would be pretty neat." Me: *elementary school*
@SCOR3S3TT3R
@SCOR3S3TT3R 2 года назад
A cable car and a drawbridge could add some much needed security!
@Liam-fx3ir
@Liam-fx3ir 2 года назад
I love all these videos so much. It’s satisfying but for my not lizard part of my brain.
@DuckyBoy523
@DuckyBoy523 2 года назад
Love the series! Keep up the exploitation! :P
@totallyarfrizkys
@totallyarfrizkys 2 года назад
Prisoners : Aaah the tunnel is ready, time to get ins*poop water entered the tunnel*
@luminaeli
@luminaeli 2 года назад
I was waiting for that episode all week xD
@Dovieandi_Se_Tovya_Sagain
@Dovieandi_Se_Tovya_Sagain 2 года назад
Standard prisons have 3 fences surrounding the perimeter. Two outer fences and the middle fence is electric. Then there is a fence around each building or yard.
@germanball6671
@germanball6671 2 года назад
How about building private hospitals and charge a lot for the heathcare? That would be beautiful!
@deanb6899
@deanb6899 2 года назад
I havent watched you in forever!
@kovachgaming2945
@kovachgaming2945 2 года назад
Wow I love your videos so much I litteraly wait anxiously for your next video keep up the series!
@renegaderader7573
@renegaderader7573 Год назад
Omfg this vid had me rolling .. and yes everyone's happy well everyone that's left is .... right???
@danyael777
@danyael777 2 года назад
Maybe get some military objects from the workshop? That plateau overlooking the prisons would be perfect for that.
@TheReaverOfDarkness
@TheReaverOfDarkness 2 года назад
You are so terrifyingly devious! I am SO glad you aren't in charge of designing our cities!
@RoyalFoxTrucking
@RoyalFoxTrucking 2 года назад
Now do a white collar prison in the elite section, which turns out to be a long stay hotel xD
@ame5445
@ame5445 Год назад
13:35 oh my gosh I busted a gut laughing 😂
@SvendleBerries
@SvendleBerries 2 года назад
One of the things I love about Cities Skylines is the ability to drown/surround our populations with their own poop. Sure, thats probably not what the game developers had in mind when they were designing the game, but its too late for regrets :D
@brisadaooo
@brisadaooo 2 года назад
everybody's smiling, good, otherwise goes to jail
@andrewkosmowski3985
@andrewkosmowski3985 2 года назад
Do remember that you can put those floating trash collectors at the mouth of Brig Brook.
@amburger4963
@amburger4963 10 месяцев назад
And Andy crawled through 2 miles of sewage to escape Shawshank prison. 🤣
@HarrowKrodarius
@HarrowKrodarius 2 года назад
Kinda Sad that the Interactive prison mod that was made by an employee of colossus, is basically dead and could actually be an pretty interesting DLC addition or something like that with like how parks work
@TheTechCguy
@TheTechCguy 2 года назад
I always build my prisons near the industrial complex. Make all the convicts in my cities breath on polluted air! Yeah! Plus, prisons are industrial areas anyway. So Yeah! 😆
@tam504
@tam504 2 года назад
Best cities skylines content so far.
@purenrg4life
@purenrg4life 2 года назад
I’m on a work trip away from home and have spent basically every spare minute of the last day and a bit, listening and watching you! I’ve been binging this whole playlist.. I’m fascinated how you put these videos together so I’m gonna try to work out how to twitch! (44 yr old algorithm dude from yesterday!!!) thanks again for putting all this together ! Great work!
@EelkoA
@EelkoA Год назад
There are some awesome prison assets on the Workshop. With automatic fences , Automatic bars special fences etc
@scottyscott9965
@scottyscott9965 2 года назад
I used to play sim city 2000, they one after that and SNES version. I have had hard time getting into skylines or the mechanics of it. Glad to see there are things to do.
@kevinkorenke3569
@kevinkorenke3569 2 года назад
0:28 You just summed up American society in one sentence.
@justinjpagan
@justinjpagan Год назад
Went from CS to tropico real quick. Speaking of which, you should do tropico not sure if you have already
@BennyLlama39
@BennyLlama39 2 года назад
You know why the garage is next to the crematorium? So the corpse pick-up vehicles can be rolled out as needed. And if the bodies start piling up, just stack 'em like cord wood in one of the vehicle bays. 😀
@paulwilliams5208
@paulwilliams5208 2 года назад
thinks building a low security prison later, Builds three max' prisons on a island, closes two, drops the police budget, then drops an asteroid for a even BIGGER prison (build it and they will not come)
@protoborg
@protoborg 2 года назад
Kibitz, dude, you are freakin' nutz!
@steveulley5574
@steveulley5574 2 года назад
WOOOOOOO Finally found one of these early for the first time.
@XD-od6ji
@XD-od6ji 2 года назад
I knew jail was shitty but this? Outrageous
@blankblank9904
@blankblank9904 2 года назад
thats kinda funny. just saw the "ddr garage" and as a matter of fact i live in a part of berlin that got lots of those still in use. i know, super irrelevant, but just felt like sharing useless informations :P
@carolynrandall7229
@carolynrandall7229 2 года назад
You should delete the bridge and make it only accessible by boat
@GoblinKnightLeo
@GoblinKnightLeo 2 года назад
Hoping to see Kibitz give *Captain of Industry* a try once its out of beta.
@shadoeklaw0768
@shadoeklaw0768 2 года назад
The Title 😂 Love this humor
@charli216
@charli216 2 года назад
Oh wow we’re getting way too real way too quick here lmfao!
@dracovenit9549
@dracovenit9549 2 года назад
The oil fence should be put around the lake/mote, not around the helipad etc. You are thinking from a car perspecive. They could easily run over those hills on any side rather than go through the tunnel lol.
@googoogaga8961
@googoogaga8961 2 года назад
Poor people are so busy, Middle class are scared of being poor, and rich class are just paranoid
@SeroxPlayZ
@SeroxPlayZ 2 года назад
what a nice idea with the prisoners :D
@ritchie5794
@ritchie5794 2 года назад
The real civil engineer did the same thing 😂
@andreiciul0472
@andreiciul0472 Год назад
The prison mod you used had its own fences in paths section
@psiplaysgames4178
@psiplaysgames4178 2 года назад
I love how the highest incarceration rate in the world ever is in the USA floating at around 1% while the world average isn't even half of that and my man here needs 3k cells to account for 100k population XDXDXD
@thedevilyt8823
@thedevilyt8823 2 года назад
Bro u better be uploading cities skylines regularly I love these videos keep up the good work
@graysonmiguel
@graysonmiguel Год назад
Looks like they're not looking out for fires today
@amazingallosaur6196
@amazingallosaur6196 2 года назад
Two Kibitz videos in one week!? What is this? Christmas?
@trolly4233
@trolly4233 2 года назад
This is just the real world lol
@ongschannel9335
@ongschannel9335 2 года назад
get the realistic population 2 Mod in cities skylines and you can get so Much more Citizens.
@AshRaf-to5gu
@AshRaf-to5gu 2 года назад
A certain engineer would be proud.
@DaxSudo
@DaxSudo 2 года назад
Lol kibitz really do be channeling his inner American for this video. This is exactly how the American incarceration industry started. Lol
Год назад
0:23 woah, if that a California simulator? :D
@professorclapshot1106
@professorclapshot1106 2 года назад
Now I'm not saying it would be impossible to hire staff to work in that prison. But they'd be the kind of people who really, really ENJOY working in a prison 😫
@cutecitty6114
@cutecitty6114 2 года назад
This went from MONEY MONEY MONEY to I AM THE ALL POWERFUL DICTATOR MONEY MONEY MONEY
@SonicHawker
@SonicHawker 2 года назад
Drawer bridge to the island!!
@CG-bu3uk
@CG-bu3uk 2 года назад
If “Atlas Shrugged” was a city.
@60sebastian77
@60sebastian77 2 года назад
GIMME MORE THEY ARE BILLIONS also i saw your comment in RCE video glad to see u supporting him
@NightshadeDt
@NightshadeDt 2 года назад
I kind of expect our best bet for that is hoping that Age of Darkness gets the polish and updates it needs to be a successor for TAB. I love the game, and I think it's the reason I found this channel in the first place- but Kibz kind of ran the gauntlet on what he could really do with the game. Don't get me wrong, I'd be thrilled to see another mini-series show up, but barring something huge in the modding community revitalizing that game I don't really see it happening.
@LennyChilling
@LennyChilling Год назад
1:54 ayooooo broooooo
@gregorwhite5266
@gregorwhite5266 2 года назад
Would you ever consider a little revisit of they are billions? Might be cool
@dragongaming479
@dragongaming479 Год назад
all you need is morgen freman to describe someones escape and you got a prison
@0o0ification
@0o0ification 2 года назад
I think this month makes three years subscribed for me? Regardless, thanks for all of your content. Your style and flair are a source of boundless enjoyment 😎👌😄
@ryangardiner5415
@ryangardiner5415 2 года назад
Shawstank Prison 🤣🤣
@Herobrinegrn1
@Herobrinegrn1 Год назад
This also reminds me of RCEs Architect Hill
@ryanpratt868
@ryanpratt868 2 года назад
These videos make my week 😂
@notabotaccountforsubs-1468
@notabotaccountforsubs-1468 2 года назад
BEST SERIES EVER
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