I tried a full body vibration machine.. 

The best work out makes you good at something. Some prefer being able to run fast and far, others want to lift heavy things. You sir are on a path to being indestructible during an earthquake.

I have used this for almost a year now and love it. I have lost weight, gained muscle, and got rid of pain I have had from a knee injury. I will never be without one of these again.

This is my second vibration oscillating machine ru-vid.comUgkxfz4_K0hTJKkW57TijFZ22TJNCBCKBqZz and this one has a lot more variations and the quality is really good. My other one has a handle but with this one it’s not required the platform is wide enough and the length to be able to do more exercises with and without the handle I can do leg lifts. I use it not only for pain relief but also to help me with Diabetes circulation issues. This was a great present to myself!! It is heavy so be aware of that it’s roughly close to 40-50 lbs but still easy to move when needed. Revision 3/1/21 ; it does weigh exactly how their website mentions and really enjoy this machine and they way it shows on the platform areas to put your feet and what type of exercises it is. I have recommended their machine to my co-workers as well as my MT students. Love their customer Service for any questions or concerns very helpful and courteous!

Are we just going to ignore the fact that he opened the box with a spatula??

I bought one of these on advice of my doctor for Dercum's disease, a disease affecting the muscles. It arrived on the day I saw this great review. I am so happy after trying it. It's no joke for 70-year-old me.

I brought this months ago, hadn’t used it, then happened to see this guy’s hilarious video. After a hard day at work, he made me laugh and inspired me to use that machine.

My muscles had the best workout just from laughing at this! Amazing. I’m sold!!!!! 😂😂

2 minutes 5x a day and this will cure bone issues whether back, neck or whole skeletal system like osteoporosis.l.the vibration stimulates the bone and marrow and thickens the bone…I saw a study on this after 10 years of research. ..amazing.

This is the only best review of all the vibration plate machines in this whole mighty world.

Most people go home to relax after a long days work... Jason....well Jason plays with his vibrator

I actually used one of the Swiss Wing machines (at a physical therapy center) that the pro athletes use, to completely resolved my frozen shoulder. I got zero relief from injections, pain meds and manual manipulation. But the vibration machine knocked it out in about 4 sessions.

This review was so entertaining.. I was in tears😂

LMAO when he curled up into fetal position 🤣

Best darn video I've watched in a long time. You had me dying in laughter. I love it.

When I haven't exercised in a while, and then I suddenly start up again doing power walks or light running, I get this intense itchiness in my legs. I came to learn that it is from the increase in heart rate and blood flow as your heart delivers more blood and oxygen to the targeted muscles. This causes your capillaries and arteries to expand and stimulates your nerve cells, which apparently can lead to an itchy sensation. I received the vibrator plate from Amazon today and shortly after using it that familiar itchy sensation occurred, so it must be doing something! Excited to see my results in a month.

OMG..... Thank you for your video. It was was very informative but best of all was your unexpected comical yet factual presentation style which made me laugh my ass off throughout the whole video. Can't remember the last time I had so many good belly laughs. You definitely got my dopamine flowing and I really needed that emotional lift. I still chuckle just thinking about how you filmed this. You are a born comedian. Thanks again!

8:55 Man I laughed so hard, please do more vibrator reviews!

I'm an elder caring for a disabled husband. I've been using a plate for a month now and I'm blown away. I feel stronger, feel better, and now I'm learning to target specific areas that need to stay in shape to lift my husband. I highly recommend a plate to any elders out there looking for an efficient way to tone up and lose a few pounds.

Omg I don’t know who you are but I’m glad I found your channel 🤣

You are FREAKING HILARIOUS 😍 Thank you! I just received the Prolife Weaver and came across your video and although not for the Weaver, you kept my attention by your positive energy and awesome humor. For the record, I very seldom make comments to ANY RU-vid videos. Keep up with the laughs... we definitely need them during this time 😆 THANKS 😊

Thats Gotta Be The Best Video Ive Seen In A Long Time! I Nearley Choked On My Own Tongue Laughing. Thank You @Byte My Bits.

Stumbled on this vid and wow! I like the initial approach of "in order to take this device seriously, I can't take it serious". This was great to watch after work and now I'm considering buying a vibration platform. Not this one.. it costs too much but some thing like it. Thanks for the video, I'm now a subscriber.

This is the only piece of exercise equipment I used all the time and loved. They work, and all you do is the most basic "exercises".

Just ordered the 3d version. Used a professional version with Simple Sculpt procedures when we still had simple sculpt in town. It's fantastic for boosting metabolism, lymphatic system clean out, and I loved how great the vibrations felt moving upward through your bones in your legs and arms. It's incredible!

I Came to watch this from Jason bytes back ep. 43 when a Guy called you childish. THIS IS CLASSIC RU-vid. You can't get any funnier than this.

I don't watch many videos like this and I have to say, I had a blast. I actually feel so much better right now because of your fun attitude. Keep it up

This had me chuckling out loud. You should have ur own tv show! Very informative too.

Finally some professional review of vibration boards :)

This review was so funny that I’m totally buying one now 😆

Is just the BEST EXERCISE video I have ever seen. Not fake and definitely not boring 🤣🤣🤣 man u deserve an Oscar.

I laughed so hard I could hardly breathe! I have this ordered and it's coming next week. This video was priceless!

TOO FUNNY, HILARIOUS, "THE FETAL POSITION WORKOUT" LAUGHING SO HARD, I WAS IN TEARS. I REALLY ENJOYED THIS!!

Bro I literally have tears in my eyes 😂😂😂😂

Your review was hilarious and informative at the same time. Actually, the best review I've seen so far.

This was so much fun to watch. Very laid back and truthful!

I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. And I mean...just genuinely laugh in enjoying the content. Also...kinda want one now!

I started using it , been over a year now, and I still use it, 1 hour a day, 4 days a week. My body is the best it's ever been, and I'm 44. Anyone thinking of trying this, go ahead. Its the lazy person's workout with great results. 👍 I watch my TV series while on the machine, and the machine does the work for me.

This review is hilarious. I have a similar vibration plate and YES it does work! I could not stop laughing! Good work of entertainment Sir!

"ma'am ma'am!" "huum?" grab me that device," " but ma'am its for exercise " "oh, don't worry ima exercise 😉"

😂 I should pay you. This video lowered my blood pressure from laughter and entertainment.

Thanks for this delightful and humorous video. My son needs more activity (sheltering in place is not conducive to optimal health). Watching your video got him on board to try out a vibration plate and I appreciated you demonstrating how it increased heart rate.

"I cAn FeEl It BuRnInG iN mY lEgS"

I think I’m getting a Concussion!!!!😂😂😂. This was HILARIOUS!

OMG. I love the use of the spatula to cut the box open...🤣

I have a cheaper model but I LOVE mine! it has totally helped me in so many ways. Circulation, muscle strength and tighten up over all tone ... I'm 50+ & trying to age well and feel good & I DO! I feel better now than I ever have. Also I looked these up and there are Dr.s on You Tube that can't say enough about how Heathy these are if you use them regularly. They were invented in late 1880's( I think by Kellogg Corn Flake Guy) and used to only be used as medical equipment like physical therapy type recovery from illness stuff....FYI 💃🕺

You got an actual full blown belly laugh out of me on this one. I am entertained.

I honestly think that people sitting on vibrator while trying to say something is gonna be the next big thing on youtube almost as ASMR is now.

I was shopping around for a platform, and I thought, "Do I wanna click this guy's video". I'm so glad I did. Dude had me giggling at 3:00am. So funny. 😅😅😅

Omg then slo mo shots were hilarious lol #FetalPositionWorkOut

🤣 U r so silly! I love this video!

OMG! Thank you so much for the great and hilarious review of this cool machine. I was trying to figure out the difference between the Waver Vibration Plate and this model, I think I'll bite the bullet and get this model.

Outstanding! I have never laughed this hard in my entire life. You are quite funny indeed, my good sir. Will be re-watching it until it's not funny anymore.

This was so funny! I got mine 2 weeks ago and sadly have only used it standing straight and sat once I sat on it. I have some YOLOing to do.

Study the science behind it, it's probably one of the best ways to work the 3 major muscle types and for moving the lymph fluid. And, there's a whole science behind the positive effects that vibration has on your cells. Add this to you routine and you will definitely be kicking more ass! Good video and I think you delivered on funny and pro tip; do your stretching on the machine.

Dude I don’t even know how I came across your video but THANK YOU! I needed that laugh today - you are hilarious and I might go out and get that thingy.

I really enjoyed this great and silly video, haven’t bought one yet still researching which one for my bad knees! At least you have encouraged me!

I had so much fun watching you having fun!! 1) never met a techi willing to throw caution, spare parts & user manual to the wind-really helpful for non-techies to see a pro do that. 2) I was a little worried you'd have a heart attack...I don't think you are supposed to start out at that high of a setting: 170 beats/min seems pretty fast/high. I'm so glad you didn't throw up!! 3) I found out about that ProLife vibration plate via an MD, Terry Wahls, who has pretty well self-recovered from Multiple Sclerosis, & has been helping others recover from similar chronic illnesses. The vibration plate really helps people with MS & other muscle/neuro illnesses regain muscle strength, balance, etc--even just @ the pulsation setting. 4) I am going to link her to your video b/c laughter is also great medicine for muscles and nerves. Her site in case any of your viewers want info re: MS, etc: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-K84VKIoEMQU.html&feature=emb_rel_end. I am not affiliated with anyone--just looking for more info on the ProLife vibration plates for chronic illness--& was pleasantly bellylaugh-surprised with this video of your expedition. Gracias!

Omg 😂thanks for this honest review and the many 🤣😂🤣 just stumbled on your channel if not yet omg then you must review all sports equipment ! Brilliant

This is one of the best underrated reviews ever🤣

This video made me laugh, alot more than I have in months lol. Thank you for the review.

This cracked me up big time! Hilarious 🤣🤣

This video is such a great source for raw meme(s) material ....

I have not laughed this hard at anything in a long while….i almost peed myself LOL thanks for the humor. Just ordered one after watching

LOLOLOL! They should PAY you to use this as an infomercial! I LOVE IT!!!!! Thank you soo much. I've not laughed this hard in FOREVER!!!!!!!! Shared to my community!

Sold! 😂 My Rumblex is coming in tomorrow can’t wait! 😂

Great entertaining review. Thank you for the laughs even while giving a great show of what this machine does.

Got one of these a few weeks ago and love it. I showed this video to my hubby, saw it a while back and laughed my head off. He's funny! Laughter is good medicine! Thanks for the great video.

Thank you for your honest, inspiring and hilarious review. These comments are priceless! You sir, should be hired to do all sports equipment reviews.

This had me howling 😂😂😭

Freaking awesome 👏🏼 Thank you!

You're hilarious none the less. Love it. Funny. Thanks for trying it out at home for us!

🤣😅🤣😂 Loved this video!!! I got a Ab workout Laughing!😊😂🤣!!! Thanks 👍👍👍!

Best laugh of 2020. Thank you 🙏🏼 HILARIOUS 😂

This is an absolutely hysterical and excellent review. Thank you for making me laugh and for the great info on this machine!

This is the funniest workout video I've seen in my life! You were like a kid with a new toy.

you made me really LOL. I can see my son being like you when he's an adult.

OMG! This was too funny! I ordered this exact model yesterday, so I really can’t wait for it to arrive. Won’t be using it in the fetal position, though. Will leave that for you!

Here’s to the review that made me buy one of these.🍻 Cheers mate.

He sounds like an opera singer when he's talking! LOL. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

This was hilarious. Laughed so hard. I needed that.

Just got to say brother u made my day lmfao 🤣 😂 💀 😆 🤪

Omg I just bought one of these and your video was so funny and entertaining I cannot wait to try mine 😭😭😭 thank you for the motivation!!!

Thanks Jason that was awesome!

I choked when he said "all the way up" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thank you. Funniest thing I've seen in ages.

I was laughing so hard, Damn funny

OMG, you had me rolling.

I laughed until I cried watching this video!!! Hahahaha!!!!! Looks like a great workout machine! I'm sold.!!!!

Omg I forgot what I came here for. 🤣🤣🤣 It’s 2 in the morning and I’m in tears laughing. 🤣🤣

OMG I just finished watching your video and I had such a laugh after you did the 5 minute 'serious' workout. I have one of these machines and did the exact same thing this past week, I just got it as an early x-mas present. I did 5 minutes with a little squatting thrown in for good measure and my quads were burning up after 1 minute! I thought it was only me but then I watched your video and I could not stop laughing when your workout was over and I heard you moan a bit. LOL. I grabbed my thighs and just slowly walked off the machine like I went thru a blender. I like this machine, it helps with my recovery and I really believe that it will help to strengthen my legs. Oh, yes, I was hurting the next day, LOL.

We just bought the version one step 🤦🏻‍♀️ below this one before we saw your video! I have been in severe back pain and unable to walk easily for years. I'm just wanting to get some core strength! Pro tip: this does cause some people dizziness, like me! But the literature seems to say it can be outgrown. Hopefully!🤞🏻

Lmfaoooo!!!!! I chuckled so hard I spit my coffee! 😂 .. I love this machine.i would love to get back on it again without the brain shaking 😑

I couldn't stop laughing 😂. I have 2 of these and love them! I didn't do half the stuff he did but he gave me a great idea for Pilates! Will have to try them now! Thanks for the inspiration and laughter!

Best review ever! Glad I watched it. I just got one of these myself and I love it.

I picked up a cheaply version of this and only just started using it. I don't think mine is as powerful as this. So far what I do is 20mins on the tread at 3.5mph, occasionally upping it to 4, 5, or 6 for 1-3mins. I have wrist weights on at 3lbs each the entire time. Then I'm in this machine for 10mins at medium to max setting and raising my arms 4x at 10sec reps. It's only been 4 days so can't say how effective this is.

Hello from neighboring Winfield! I dragged out my vibration plate again. Thanks for the laughs and encouragement.

I love it, you had me cracking up! I'm really considering ordering one myself! Thanks for the review!

Byte My Bits: 😯 HA.. U SILLY !!! Sooooooo FUNNY !!! HOW MUCH WAS THAT THANG... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is the best laugh in a while!! I’m sure we all need more fun and possibly get healthier while we are at it 😊

Oh my😂😂😂 you have my whole fam here cracking up😂😂😂 great video 👌📹😁😭