I tried Britain’s WORST Rated Chicken Shops 

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I think we should all clap like we did for the nhs in lockdown because your spending so much time outside now

The fact you never got to try the mozzarella sticks makes me rate this only 5 Santa clauses and 7 stars

Well done facing your fears. Must be tough being outside

something about your content that is a hybrid of old 2000s BBC documentaries and traditional RU-vidr format that just makes me so happy.

“Why would you want bones in your food. If a cake had a spine would you eat it?” - Ciarán asking the real questions here

My workplace is on the same line of buildings as a chippy and it’s taken all of my strength to not just say fuck it and buy the absolutely incredible fried chicken and chips combo every day for lunch. Thank you Ciarán for risking food poisoning for the content 🫡

Not going to lie, I could happily watch Ciarán chat shit and rant for at least an hour. And I'm a semi respectable 32 yo man 💪.

Ciaran I’m not vaguely interested in these videos. I live in Australia and I don’t give a fuck about your local chicken shops but you’re a delight to watch and genuinely so funny. So naturally I’m binge watching all your food/pub rating videos. Been watching you since the start. Please don’t ever stop what you’re doing because you’re funnier than 99% of people on RU-vid. Keep doing what you’re doing and your fan base will grow in time. P.S. your dance to the Wii sports music lives rent free in my head, thank you for blessing the internet with that.

A brief shot of me looking like I've just been fired on the apprentice 😂

I've noticed there are quite a few ghost kitchens on the food apps. There's no shop front.when you Google maps them. Normally Chin-ese. One way to dodge the food safety officer's stealth drop in inspection.

I got chills at that ending. The evil Michael lives on

oh look at me i'm ciaran i go outside in my videos now warra cool respectful gentleman

Shoutout to TPD TV

I don't eat take away often. In fact I don't think I have ever been in a KFC. So I have no idea why this came up on the algorithm, I have no interest in this content. But! I was so entertained by your presentation style and humour ( Almost like a pre watershed The Day Today or Brass Eye with a hint of Mark Heap! ) I ended up not only watching to the end, but you easily earned a Like and a Sub for your efforts Sir. I thoroughly enjoyed that! Five Stars, 10 Thumbs up, and 50 Santa Claus Emojis!

If you enjoyed this video, I recommend TPDTV's A-Z of UK chicken shops, going down the list of AFC, BFC and so on.

Makes me wonder if the greasey places are just keeping their fry oil temp too low because they're too cheap to pay the extra energy costs? Oh, and eating food with bones is great. Using your face to scrape flesh from the bone of a dead creature is a sublime act that makes the food taste even better. Bring on the bone cake!

I never comment but this guy deserves it. I'm seen you in other people videos here and there but the first video of yours I've watched and you're fucking brilliant, quality vid!

This is absolutely fantastic from start to finish

I cannot get over how much this guy sounds and acts like Richard Ayoade

I'm honestly surprised you don't have more viewers or sub than you do. You're more funny and likable than most successful channels. The world doesn't make sense sometimes but I appreciate ya 👍

Genuinely great video, loved it in it's entirety even the ad

So I've been on RU-vid a while seen a whole bunch of mishandling food reviewers but by far I've found my favorite on the menu 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅 👍👍👍 Superb

CHICKEN SHOPS??? MONEY LAUNDERING SHOPS DONT YOU MEAN 😂😂

I knew someone who went to one of these chicken places in Shepherd’s Bush and got food poisoning 😂🤢

Mate you are deffo one of my favourite RU-vidr now, we match humours so when you walked off after being manly after the bubbles I lost it 😂. Keep this up mate you are comedy GOLD!

Moved to Tennessee from West London 4 years ago. This just made me miss chicken shops so fucking much

This has to be one of the best videos you have created. I was laughing out loud at the "dutty wings rude boi" LOL

Superb video as always 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

"It's manlier to not like bubbles" *Walks away looking like he's made of legos* xD

For a man who has possibly the worst food opinions of all time - you sure do make a lot of food content, Mr Carlin. Lucky you're a fun guy. 5/5.

6:36 I couldn't agree more! As I love eating this during the day. Hahaha

"and oversized drug dealers" Now Ciaran thats uncalled for. You KNOW Big T has a thyroid issue.

Somebody show Michael this video so then Ciaran can make a video with him to see what else he thinks is 5 stars

The first video I’ve watched of yours in agesssss, missed you bud

"I'm stuck.....Mum!" You just unlocked a childhood memory for me.

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

I love how you looked the wrong way as you walked out onto the road hahaa

I have just found your channel and it’s 11pm and I have to be up very early for work but it looks like I have tonsillitis tomorrow Great videos ❤

we used to go to a place we called unlucky fried kitten, in Highbur/Islington, it was £1 for a chicken burger, i'm telling you i ate it every time i passed the place, it was amazing drunk, never tried it sober

"If cake had a spine would you eat it?" Ciaran asking the real questions here.

Thoroughly enjoyed last two videos, love the editing

You definitely need to do regular food review content Mr Carlin ❤

How many Santa Clauses do you rate all the chicken shops?

Your content never fails to make me laugh! Keep up the good work!

This dude is actually well funny, well played sir

Hes got a Turboman figurine and edits like a spasticated channel 4 producer. Ciaran I think youre my new fav content producer :)

Didn’t expect much from this video… but you’ve got yourself a new subscriber 😂😂

An array of the best and (or just) worst fish and chips seems like the only logical progression of the series to me

Your sense of humour is amazing.

Chicken naggets and wadges...had me fucking cackling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

He did it all for dear Blighty! Bless him so much!

You’re not awkward you’re polite bless you

Unreal video, had me laughing throughout!

Bubbles are in beer. Beer = manly Bubbles = manly

I phased out for a moment and got confused as to why I was listening to Richard Ayoade review chicken wings

Worst chicken shops!! Yes love it and commiserations to your porcelain 😂

Loving the bake off music 😂

1:38 hang on 2 of those are on the SAME DAY 🤣

the plastic bag is the culprit for it tasting worse than it should... haven't eaten from a chicken shop for about 8 years - but when i used to the secret was gettin bossman to use a paper bag - and if he didn't have any i'd rather just take the boxes with no bag to save all the extra sweating... dno why nobody realises this

I kept thinking this guy was Andy Serkis

7:08 Sounds like your doing an advert 😂😂😂😂

Ciaran your underrated mate from euro football daily to this class video 👏🏻👏🏻

You keep me entertained with your hunor unlike a lot of the other basic food review channels lmao

You missed the "Taste the Flavors" box being in English (US) text format.

"Just get Chicken Goujons you pervert" Lmao

Would you eat a cake if it had a spine 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Attached to a hub I didn't recognize 😂😂😂 legend

You look like the love child of Roman Reigns and Finn Balor 😂

Great watch lad, underrated RU-vidr

Love these 😂

“Tradational” has upset me more than it ever should!

Ordering Southern fried chicken, from a place that's named like a Chinese takeaway online which comes in a pizza box. Top class.

The first bad sign is when you walk in and your shoes stick to the floor.

7:10 doesn’t beer have bubbles in it?

i think tpd tv deserve some credit

So it's an Italian takeaway calling itself a Chinese takeaway selling American-style fried chicken in London. Got it

He says it's not manly to drink fizzy bubbly drinks. Yet @ 11:03 He says why would anyone want bones in your food? Ummm only someone who is queer wouldn't understand.

I clicked on this video, thinking that it was on of PPPeter's reviews. Well, I came her for silver and I found gold. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Superb quality.

Great video!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅

I’ve just came across ur channel fu k me I’ve not laughed that hard in a long time good on ya mate. Absolutely jokes man keep it up

So the Pizzaria place is a Ghost Kitchen yeah. I work for an aggregator in sales and it’s pretty standard practice

Always an absolute pleasure.

Golden Dragon with that 071 area code! I remember theose 071 and 081 days!

I feel like the ending needed a victory dance.

Cool we have these also in the hoods of New York, there is Kennedy Fried Chicken and Crown Fried Chicken

£3 for 3 wings and chips?? Fuck me i remember 20 years ago £3 could get you 2 piece chicken 3 wings and chips with a drink.

I do enjoy watching the working man's Richard Ayoade

"It's a sweaty box".. jesus christ lmfao

Who doesn’t like Bubbles, that’s the devils work right there.

thats my local pharmacy next to hot pizza 4 you NO WAY. may have to pop in when i next pick up my medication

nah that PFC in camberwell slaps hard

You funny guy, earned yourself a subscriber 👍

Chicken Inn existed until a year or so back. It had an even lower rating before it rebranded/was taken over. It looked like food poisoning, much nicer now.

Spent many days in chickpizz, they actually had decent fries 😂

You would never see Chick King from Tottenham on this list!

If a cake had a spine, would you eat it..😂😂😂😂

I love how this feels like a documenty off discovery channel

Great vid man

Never forget seeing a massive rat run out from behind the counter at a fried chicken shop in Mile End. Owner looked at the rat, looked at me, looked back at the rat and handed me my order. Straight in the bin 😂