I tried to be bo burnham for the talent show and got 2nd place 

edit 2/28/21: oh jeez this is getting picked up by the algorithim dude yes thats so cool maybe this is like the universes consolation prize for dicking me out of 300 bucks
im glad that people are enjoying my preformance, cause like i dont get to preform in front of an audience very often so please stick around because i would KILL to make more content like this 4 yall
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“oh my god amgie, you didn’t have to win the talent show, we could’ve just taken you to pechanga” - my mom
Lyrics:
Three hundred dollars could by me lots of stuff
It may not seem like a lot but it’s just enough
So let me run it down because there’s lots to say
Hopefully I’ll win your hearts and therefore win my pay
So here it goes guys sorry if I’m lame
But I’d probably buy a bunch of new switch games
like Mario party
yeah that’s it
even if it’s just me playing
I’d still be pretty lit
I could buy seven pairs of crocs one for each day of the week
so I can flex seven shades of ICE/DRIP on my feet
cause 300$ is a lot of money
and my only worthwhile talent is being semi funny
so vote for me I’ve got parents to please
A long wish list of stuff and college fees
and my dad said if I win I could go to pechanga
idk dude that doesn’t sound like a very long wish list you said like two things
You’re right
speed round
I’d buy fifty minecraft swords
but then what else could you afford
I could buy a some new clothes
but you wouldn’t use any of those!
how bouta another ukulele?
no.
A ticket to a broadway show!
Yeah how would you get there though
A body pillow?
no
kazoos
no
A fortnite battlr pass
absolutely not
A pillow pet
No
A peppa pi--
stop
how bout you use that money to payback your friends for all the times you've mooched food, rides, and gifts off of?
naw
cause 300$ is a lot of money
and my only worthwhile talent is being semi funny
so vote for me I’ve got parents to please
A long wish list of stuff and college fees
and my dad said if I win I could go to -
DANCE BREAK
…..
spotlight
but maybe it’s not about the money or the glory
it’s about writing this song and singing my story
about a girl who craves the stage
who’s dreams grow ripe with age
who’s about to graduate
and really really really…
wants to go to PECHANGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
to eat their crabs!!!!!
and don’t you see
the price for me
and my family
to go to pechangas dinner “all you can eat” is
roughly
around threee hundred dollaaaaars