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FAILURE MANAGEMENT SWEATER
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@maximum4ce-football137
@maximum4ce-football137 Год назад
Steven : What’s your name Me: hired Steven: you’re hired? Me: thanks
@esmondgoh3112
@esmondgoh3112 Год назад
5head
@Fistmybeer
@Fistmybeer Год назад
@warsamaosman0894
@warsamaosman0894 Год назад
😂😂😂
@subject-cyberhack5073
@subject-cyberhack5073 Год назад
See that must be how you get hired at failure management WRITE IT DOWN GUYS
@Pabloelement
@Pabloelement Год назад
You only need to say failure or that your Asian and you get automatically hired
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. Год назад
Steven seamlessly oscillates between raucous laughter and exasperation. It’s not a mood, it’s a lifestyle.
@Xelaria
@Xelaria Год назад
Damn 3 comments on 1 video. Nice
@utkarshmehra11
@utkarshmehra11 Год назад
Please bring Steven's grandfather
@phhoenixxp
@phhoenixxp Год назад
fucking majestic addition to the family
@Neeezuko
@Neeezuko Год назад
GRANDMA
@Undercover_Smile
@Undercover_Smile Год назад
Probably will call Steven's dad a failure
@Frost2GD
@Frost2GD Год назад
He is probably ded
@legendarytcrazy9015
@legendarytcrazy9015 Год назад
And he tell Steven's dad he's a failure, for raising such a failure!!! Compares him to Jimmy's dad😂🤣🤣
@uiucchemistry2664
@uiucchemistry2664 Год назад
I’d love to see a universe where failure management meets its arch-nemesis “Success Management” and to see the two battle it out trying to convince an audience why prospective employees should work for them. Lol 😂
@JoshuaC923
@JoshuaC923 Год назад
Meghan is success management😂
@KingofBlacknWhite
@KingofBlacknWhite Год назад
Imagine Steven’s grandfather just talking to Steven and then suddenly complains about Steven’s dad being a failure to him 😂😂
@galois6569
@galois6569 Год назад
Sounds like a good skit idea.
@hannahcrossett3415
@hannahcrossett3415 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JoshuaC923
@JoshuaC923 Год назад
And Steven's dad has to be well behaved otherwise he's going to mention that time they ran out of rice
@megan_l_yt
@megan_l_yt Год назад
Just know that I had nothing to do with this; I simply edited it like the mediocre employee that I am 👍
@QuestionTuesdayFTW
@QuestionTuesdayFTW Год назад
Megan we love the editing, you're so much more than mediocre
@megan_l_yt
@megan_l_yt Год назад
@@QuestionTuesdayFTW Thanks! I appreciate it!
@chakkradar6825
@chakkradar6825 Год назад
Your replies to whatever Steven is saying is better than the actual video!
@megan_l_yt
@megan_l_yt Год назад
@@chakkradar6825 Haha thanks!
@1bootliz
@1bootliz Год назад
Your editing is the sprinkles and cherry on top of the cupcake that is Steven's videos
@Pronerdentertainment913
@Pronerdentertainment913 Год назад
Steven: “Dad, I just got into every single medical school.” Steven’s dad “Timmy got into every college, every career and could walk 20 miles on 1 foot. At the same time.”
@sayrejoseph
@sayrejoseph Год назад
Steven's Grandparents roast his Dad about how he's a failure and they had to climb uphill 4 ways
@transenby42622
@transenby42622 Год назад
I love how so many people took this as an opportunity to roast Steven or just say hi. The latter is really sweet, actually. But I think that 4:58 takes the cake, not gonna lie.
@SlimThrull
@SlimThrull Год назад
Aw, I missed the boat. I'm gonna give you my resume just in case.... -Will laugh at all your jokes. -Can be paid in ham sandwiches. -Often shows up. -Very good at writing resumes.
@random22026
@random22026 Год назад
I'm in England...overheard a group of middle school-aged boys arguing...ABOUT YOU! One exasperated yoof was yelling 'STEVEN HE! STEVEN HE!' at his classmate. Had to do it: turned and called out to these dudes, 'EXCUSE ME...' Most of them blanked me...one or two were brave enough to turn and give me the ol' stink-eye...as I finished, 'THAT'S EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!' They didn't get it. Maybe, some day soon, they will! 😂😂🤣🤣
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. Год назад
So happy to follow the second channel as well! Your sketch on giving instructions to actors was very funny btw!
@IamCree
@IamCree Год назад
Logic is essentially the theorems and axioms upon which math is based. It also allows you to essentially translate sentences into proofs and solve for their validity. It's awesome.
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. Год назад
I want to be part of Failure Management too. I’ve failed to conform to gender norms since I was a child, failed at being the musical prodigy I didn’t want to be, failed at having a cutesy teen romance, failed at having a wild University Romance, and failed to create a cultural touchstone that moves every person in the vicinity. HOWEVER, I’m also successful because Steven is aware of my existence and is chill with my jokes.
@charlesswendrowski2940
@charlesswendrowski2940 Год назад
Same, just my only success is that I actually have a girlfriend with my fried brain 😅🥰
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. Год назад
@@charlesswendrowski2940Good for you!
@mr_h831
@mr_h831 Год назад
See I've got you beat. I'm such a failure I didnt even try. Dropped out of highschool. Don't have a job as of this moment. Claim to be a writer but I'll never get anywhere with it. At this rate failure management should make me CEO. 😂
@fkagamingcrafts6756
@fkagamingcrafts6756 Год назад
Biology is simple. There are 2 genders. If you disagree, you are afraid of your own gender. Thank you. Also I identify as an apache helicopter.
@saipatil8390
@saipatil8390 Год назад
1:01 Yes Steven, we already understand. It's funny to seeing you in trouble on explaining us 🤣😂
@lb3613
@lb3613 Год назад
I saw the hiring announcement and i was like "wont apply as i dont live in the US", now i regret nott having used the chance to make a good joke
@chan_143b
@chan_143b Год назад
i woke up at 6am for this i have no regrets
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Год назад
That is a great love choice. I shall join you
@desireepaulplummer4386
@desireepaulplummer4386 Год назад
😏
@Naga444
@Naga444 Год назад
Everytime Steven gives us emotional damage but now it's Stevens turn to get emotional damage by himself
@ericsuen4364
@ericsuen4364 Год назад
Steven learns that his audience consists of mainly 9 year olds
@theyluvtwoset.13
@theyluvtwoset.13 Год назад
I'm 10 years old~ Edit: Timmy is 9 and a neurologist and I'm an actress and older than him
@voodoo8913
@voodoo8913 5 месяцев назад
@@theyluvtwoset.13 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
@LexNonARegeEstViolanda
@LexNonARegeEstViolanda Год назад
"I'm the first Asian to be a doctor, lawyer, and engineer at once." "No, that's called my cousin Timmy." I laughed too hard at this because, as someone who comes from a super traditional Chinese family, a lot of my cousins and uncles/aunties are like that! In fact, it's a common 'joke' to call each other "Doctorney" (doctor + attorney) during family reunions. I'm following in their footsteps too. I took Civil Engineering in college and recently just graduated from law school. My parents convinced me to enroll in med school this year. I'm actually enjoying it, as I always loved handling Legal Medicine and Malpractice cases!
@ImFromIowa
@ImFromIowa Год назад
Don't work yourself to exhaustion &/or overwhelming stressful life. Do this cause you enjoy it, not because your parents & relatives are pressuring you too.
@thespacedingoking
@thespacedingoking Год назад
@@ImFromIowa 'I'm actually enjoying it' (Lex, 1 day ago, literally the comment you responded to, Line 7).
@MikhaelAhava
@MikhaelAhava Год назад
I know someone in my country who was a doctor at a top hospital and also a lawyer not to mention having MBA’s/Master’s and PHD’s. He ran for office yet failed.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Год назад
@@ImFromIowa hahaaa I’m glad I’m not the only one with this experience
@DaveAdams222
@DaveAdams222 Год назад
OH MY EDITOR the astronaut photo has me CRYING
@tylerfinlayson837
@tylerfinlayson837 Год назад
I’m so happy you found it useful for your work in this subreddit I really enjoy the work and love your videos on the art side but the fact is you can get the most of your own stuff from a shop that
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. Год назад
6:19 I love your on screen quotes.
@jsutaGDplayer
@jsutaGDplayer Год назад
who ever edited this did a amazing job
@GreekShinobi223
@GreekShinobi223 Год назад
His editor is in the comments, her name is Megan L I think
@RayvenLunaNite
@RayvenLunaNite Год назад
Steven and dad go to the grandparents who (plot twist) watch Steven's videos and are proud of him for bringing joy to the world! Funny and wholesome.
@mamluk
@mamluk Год назад
Had a class in college in Logic. We were taught logical progression, using a pseudo programming language
@Moongob-om9zi
@Moongob-om9zi Год назад
They didn't have to do him like that at the end.
@anders6326
@anders6326 Год назад
As an American for 32 plus years, I can confirm that other Americans do not, in fact, get taught Logic in school. Just turn on our news, or drive on the highway and try to merge a few times. It's wild.
@Technology_1000
@Technology_1000 Год назад
I swear Meghan’s comments will cause me to drop dead from lack of oxygen due to laughter “Mister I’ll make a man out of yoooouuuu.” Seriously had me dead.
@s0vereigN25
@s0vereigN25 Год назад
You should do a video where Steven’s grandfather treats his dad the same way his dad treats him❤❤❤ Keep growing Steven
@beb6c2a
@beb6c2a Год назад
9:14 casually Seeing a dictator in steven he video
@gracehowell.
@gracehowell. Год назад
Video: fighting the Huns reference Me: Mulan? Megan: *posts 'Mulan' lyrics* Me: *delighted*
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. Год назад
Logic is a legit subject. It’s under the domain of philosophy. It’s tougher than you think.
@therandomiser690
@therandomiser690 Год назад
Steven at the beginning of the video: What could go wrong? Title: It went horribly wrong.
@paballomolata8844
@paballomolata8844 Год назад
This is gonna be really funny, a new edition to the failure management team.
@thejudgmentalcat
@thejudgmentalcat Год назад
Ask my parents, who are dead now..."We wanted Cathy, we got Cat Lady instead"
@daiko6019
@daiko6019 Год назад
Daayyyyyyum 1:56 emotional damage
@nischalthapa2460
@nischalthapa2460 Год назад
This is the funniest thing I have watched all week. We are soooooo funny 😂
@elaexplorer
@elaexplorer Год назад
Logic would be coding or creating flow charts. I took Aeronautics science in 10th grade back in 1980 something. We also switched to Trimesters the next year.
@HyperChamp
@HyperChamp Год назад
Glad to see that Failure Management is in good hands
@Maniac_to_society
@Maniac_to_society Год назад
Thank you, Your videos always cheer me up when I'm going through painful life😄 good luck with your channel!
@justinpopelka1148
@justinpopelka1148 Год назад
I'm glad your editor gets to have such fun.
@thelevitator6985
@thelevitator6985 Год назад
the irony is that steven named his company failure management and steven is a failure.
@wd357dui
@wd357dui Год назад
7:21 that "CN" is the china emoji 🇨🇳, country/region emojis show as letters (like this "CN") on Windows but show as flags in every other operating system
@bykovenator
@bykovenator Год назад
Me when I comment on a video that was released 20 mins ago: "We take average" Me when i comment on a video released a month ago: "What the hail?! You a failure!
@tomatothegreat5253
@tomatothegreat5253 Год назад
so steven's dad is the ceo of beging corn while steven is the ceo of failure management
@riban3768
@riban3768 Год назад
My Resume (pronounced 'resume', not 'rezsumay'): Dr. Mr. Failure/Steven He, I'd like to apply for a top position at your company, Failure Management Inc. I believe that I have what it takes as a failure to work for you, but if you still aren't convinced, here are several of my accomplishments: *Accomplishments:* *Moving onto my skills:* Can cook 1-minute rice in 4.89 hours Once dodged a slipper throw Got a 99/100 on my maths test -was in the hospital for three weeks five minutes after I got home with a slipper embedded in my skull- Dumber than my unborn sister in China who has a PhD in everything, including being Asian. Overall, I'm hold myself to a professional failure standard, and I think I would fit right in at your company!
@Krumpin03
@Krumpin03 Год назад
“We must be swift as a coursing river…”
@Constable_Bob
@Constable_Bob Год назад
Boi, you weren’t the only one laughing; this video provided me with the hardest laugh I’ve had all week, thank you for this gift.
@Itz_JoshuatheYoutuber
@Itz_JoshuatheYoutuber Год назад
Emotional Damage is rule 1 a 99 or below in all grades is rule 2.
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. Год назад
“Sigma top g” - It better not be what I think it is 😂
@lewiswhite95
@lewiswhite95 Год назад
The way the lightning is hitting Stevens hair. Makes it look like he is graying. If He isn't, after reading these... I sense a possibility of commercial placement.
@Rio-ob7yw
@Rio-ob7yw Год назад
Messed up thing is i just graduated and this is reminding me of my failure of a job hunt.
@thegoatcotl-real
@thegoatcotl-real Год назад
Steven, you never fail to make me laugh 😂
@PradyumnVij
@PradyumnVij Год назад
This is the first time I feel bad for having 2 out of 3 Asian professions. Now just to get a law degree and I too can apply.
@lastnamefirstname8655
@lastnamefirstname8655 Год назад
good job steven. good luck on the hiring!
@Pilewood
@Pilewood Год назад
Steven seems like such a wholesome dude. I'd buy him a bubble tea.
@sheslittlerookie.
@sheslittlerookie. Год назад
i want to see Steven's grandfather practicing Qigong in the parks, please!!
@achourfreepalestine
@achourfreepalestine Год назад
Failure management refers to the process of identifying, analyzing, and addressing failures in a systematic and effective way. It involves understanding why failures occur, developing strategies to prevent or mitigate them, and learning from past failures to improve future performance. Effective failure management is critical for organizations to operate successfully and sustainably. Here are some key principles of failure management: Embrace failure as an opportunity for learning and improvement. Conduct thorough root cause analysis to understand the underlying reasons for failures. Develop strategies to prevent or mitigate future failures, such as implementing new processes, technologies, or training programs. Foster a culture of transparency and accountability, where individuals and teams are encouraged to report failures without fear of reprisal. Regularly review and evaluate failure management processes to ensure they remain effective and relevant. By adopting a failure management approach, organizations can reduce the impact of failures and improve their overall performance and resilience.
@HansAdiWijaya
@HansAdiWijaya Год назад
it is funny that he accepts that this is a mess
@canderia
@canderia Год назад
In Logic you learn his entire catalog of music.
@TYTSG-xv9mq
@TYTSG-xv9mq Год назад
Great content as always! I would love to see an off brand holidays video because you are so good at those! -Do you have Easter? -No, we have WESTer! -Saint Patrick’s Day? -Saint SPONGEBOB’S Day! 😂
@amemooress6291
@amemooress6291 Год назад
Okay but I appreciate the ones who are obviously jokes 😂😂😂
@PeacefulTSB
@PeacefulTSB Год назад
0:05 HIRE ME STEVEN!!!
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. Год назад
6:38 You really were that theatre kid, weren’t you? I masked it very well so hardly anyone knew about it lol
@willbrashear
@willbrashear 3 месяца назад
When you an American and never heard of trimesters in school.
@reznovvazileski3193
@reznovvazileski3193 Год назад
Strawhatman is fcking hillarious though if he sends in an actual application he could actually work out for the channel xD
@redhunter8731
@redhunter8731 Год назад
The editing in this video is top notch.
@kimlindseyOH
@kimlindseyOH Год назад
This was already over the top, but ending with rick rolling - genius! Megan, you have outdone yourself! 🙌🙌🙌
@ItsVasl
@ItsVasl Год назад
loved this video, so funny!
@DVingaming
@DVingaming Год назад
CEO Hiring people and it went horribly wrong LOVE YOUR CHANNEL.
@ed81ny
@ed81ny Год назад
This is solid gold. 😂
@seaweedbrain2933
@seaweedbrain2933 Год назад
We need some more competition with the neighbors Shanghai Corn business battle Awesome video
@balmoral56923
@balmoral56923 Год назад
Hey Steven, love your content! Just one question: when will you get more "Failure Management" sweatshirts in stock?
@shinyhero306
@shinyhero306 Год назад
“I haven been in seventh grade since I was in seventh grade” Yes Megan that is how grades work HHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
@shinyhero306
@shinyhero306 Год назад
Also @Steven He What about nanjing corn? Cant forget about the south capitol….
@fossilrobotgb165
@fossilrobotgb165 Год назад
I did not expect the rickroll brooo
@KingofBlacknWhite
@KingofBlacknWhite Год назад
Bro legit rick rolled up at the end as well 😂😂😂
@sirjmo
@sirjmo Год назад
Logic... Is that telling teens to take a shower?
@kailoquinn4215
@kailoquinn4215 Год назад
Steven I laugh my head off watching your videos 😂😂😂😂
@spyr3644
@spyr3644 Год назад
The report card @ 5:50 is from a 7th grader (middle school tends to break their years into thirds, as opposed to elementary, high schools and colleges which tend to operate on quarters and semesters). Confusing, true. One teacher explained it as trying to teach kids a small amount of change in life so they'd be used to unexpected changes later on and be able to cope better. Also, Steven I obviously am a failure... As I hadn't known you were hiring 😅(wouldn't have done me much good anyway though as you're looking for someone in LA and I'm up near Canada). Keep up the videos and we'll keep watching!
@homerman76
@homerman76 Год назад
Yeah, I feel like middle school is just a weird testing ground for the most idiotic educational practices people can think about, so many of them have such arbitrary rules, organization and standards that won't prepare students for life the way the schools seem to think they will 😂
@multiversalrevan
@multiversalrevan Год назад
That's is a lot for a seventh grader
@spyr3644
@spyr3644 Год назад
@@multiversalrevan actually what this youth has isn't too different from what we had nearly 20 years ago, they just changed shop class to "engineering."
@clockside
@clockside Год назад
My high school operated on trimesters. All the surrounding high schools used quarters or semesters (mostly semesters). My district was just consistent about trimesters from K-12. The logic was in part that they liked the schedule better for how it fit around holidays/breaks. There was also something about number of classes taken in a year vs how long we got to spend in each class per day too (longer class periods = shorter terms; was more helpful for teachers and allowed them more time to address topics instead of having to split it two days at some awkward "middle" point). There was likely more, but those are the two I can still remember. (It's been awhile since I graduated.)
@bluedestiny2710
@bluedestiny2710 Год назад
Can we see the next step of this? Since you're hiring, can we see what job responsibilities or classes can we expect from Failure Management?
@Nerd367C
@Nerd367C Год назад
I would have sent my IQ test lol
@levzip
@levzip Год назад
why is this so funny? I can't stop laughing.
@majahbear3346
@majahbear3346 Год назад
I got an A- on an essay in my master's degree program and went to the professor and freaked out about the "failing A." She never gave me an A- again. Not sure if I improved or just scared her about my failure syndrome. P.S. I am not Asian, but my daughters think I'm a traditional tiger mom. LOL
@WizardSoon
@WizardSoon Год назад
This is gold 😂
@robnlarie
@robnlarie Год назад
I didn't know people actually did this, but now I want in!
@andrewdavis9013
@andrewdavis9013 Год назад
"I aint doing that shiz, im lazy as hell" Ima be honest I didn't think he would read mine let alone put it in a video!
@andrewdavis9013
@andrewdavis9013 Год назад
I also thought that I was funny until I realized it was Steven He who was laughing.
@skylarwarren2496
@skylarwarren2496 Год назад
They got you boy!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mellohi_2669
@mellohi_2669 Год назад
Steven and the E-mail : Emotional Damage. Captions : Emotion no damage. This is near 7:55.
@mellohi_2669
@mellohi_2669 Год назад
Emotion No Damage No Jutsu.
@mikijovanovic8234
@mikijovanovic8234 Год назад
so I'm guessing everyone failed to get into failure management
@user-xv7xk9fe9e
@user-xv7xk9fe9e 7 месяцев назад
"Why do I look like a blob?"🤣🤣🤣
@tatjana7008
@tatjana7008 Год назад
Logic is branch of math which uses set of rules to define whether some condition truth or false, it is used in AI as well, I.e. propositional calculus
@pneumantic6297
@pneumantic6297 Год назад
I need to see Timmy's story arc and the divine battle of the Timmy in his life.
@DoktorTaiko
@DoktorTaiko Год назад
I actually know a guy who's a doctor, lawyer and engineer at the same time. Like for real, those people to exist
@Zer0Night
@Zer0Night Год назад
I would love to apply to Failure Management. I have sent multiple applications!
@teddy2708
@teddy2708 Год назад
steven thanks for your videos you are always so funny and successfully made me spit water over my pc once again
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Год назад
That will be my only measure of success from now on
@giulf3der957
@giulf3der957 Год назад
This is really amazing😂
@amemooress6291
@amemooress6291 Год назад
@StevenHe, found this on the interwebs: "Logic is the study of formal and informal reasoning. Originally a branch of philosophy, logic has also become a mathematical discipline, a tool of modern linguistics, the core of computer science and an object of study for psychologists and cognitive scientists of every description."
@sierrad.7654
@sierrad.7654 Год назад
I saw this and took it seriously now I wish I’d cracked a joke of some kind
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Год назад
Nooo! I still appreciate the actual applicants
@ModernDayKnight03
@ModernDayKnight03 Год назад
To be completely honest, if I had the skills I would probably apply
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