I turned FRANCE into the MOST POWERFUL EMPIRE in Crusader Kings 3

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In the 867 start date, The heirs of Charlemagne rule Europe in Crusader Kings 3! But what if I told you that there is one TRUE HEIR of Charles the Great that has the power to unite ALL of the Europe and all the Karlings under one empire banner? And that he has NO HAIR? That's right, today we are playing Charles the Bald!
That's what we're going to explore in todays video! As Koifish will play as the King of France, one of the strongest and most broken Kingdom starts in all of CK3!
This is a part of the Crusader Kings 3 A-Z series, where I play as every recommended starting character in CK3! And this one is the most diplomatically masterful of them all: King Charles the Bald!
I will be using all the tips and tricks and strategies that I went over in my CK3 Lifestyle guide series, mainly focusing on Martial and Learning! I'm also playing with all the current CK3 DLC, Including Northern Lords, Royal Court and Fate of Iberia!
In this video I also use a strategy that I showcased in my Diplomacy Lifestyle Guide video! Diplomacy is the first out of five different Lifestyle focuses that you can pick for your character in Crusader Kings 3. But how GOOD is it? It's absolutely BROKEN!
The question still stands... How did I go about it when I turned FRANCE into the MOST POWERFUL EMPIRE in Crusader Kings 3
#ck3 #crusaderkings3

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@Koifish Год назад

*King Charles the BADDY* This video was honestly insane to record! HUGE EMPIRE? REFORMED RELIGION? RETURN OF HAESTEINN?! It has it all! More CK3 Coming very soon, including some action BEYOND THE WALL in Game of Thrones!

@donpollo3154 Год назад

Charles the daddy 😏

@Ykan-dh5hl Год назад

By the way Koifish, Occitan is pronounced Ok-see-tan (kinda) Great video by the way

@mattparker9726 Год назад

Koifish lowkey hates Ohio?

@jacethegreat17 Год назад

I appreciate you representing the most oppressed nation on earth 😂

@therealmrkrabs6413 Год назад

Sorry, will have to dislike this for continuing the existence of Fr*nce

@maxjohn6012 Год назад

Koifish: Blackmails his doctor Doctor: Cuts off Koifish's leg Koifish: "Why would you do that???!"

@ohuckabee Год назад

"Less talking, and more Frenching." With lines like that, it's no wonder Mrs. Koifish fell for you!

@eagleowl833 Год назад

Bro, that's savage. Don't kick a koifish while he's floating belly up💀🐠

@DUAXNinja Год назад

The greatest tragedy of this video is that Brittany survived all the way till the end. A true French ruler would never stand for such a blunder.

@JamesL42 Год назад

Tbf the French did leave Brittany alone for almost 1000 years before they annexed them. And only then it was technically by inherentence.

@thalmoragent9344 Год назад

@JamesL42 Really? What's the history between them? I'm actually curious now, I'm gonna search it up now 😅

@Joel-lx2lw 11 месяцев назад

@@thalmoragent9344History Matters has a great Video about the subject.

@noblenaveragemanointernet2582 7 месяцев назад

@@thalmoragent9344 Long story short, fierce resistance, then the long game for the heir being a woman, and a marriage that unites both realm.

@leahryan5560 4 месяца назад

@@thalmoragent9344So Anne inherited the duchy in 1488 at age 11 upon the death of her father. She was married to two kings of France: Charles VIII and Louis XII. She had no surviving children by her first husband so when he died, his cousin ascended the throne and Anne married him (her first marriage contract stipulated that she marry the next king of Charles VIII died without an heir). She and Louis had two surviving daughters: Claude and Renee. Anne wanted to keep Brittany free from France, so she betrothed Claude to the future Charles V. But later, when Louis became ill, he cancelled that engagement and betrothed Claude to his cousin and heir, the future Francis II. Anne wasn’t happy about this. She died in 1514 at age 36. Her will dictated that her younger daughter Renee get Brittany but Louis ignored this and Claude became Duchess of Brittany. Louis died in 1515 and Francis and Claude became King and Queen of France. Claude was not as active in policy making in Brittany as her mother had been and left a lot of those decisions to her husband. Claude died in 1524 and her eldest son Francis became Duke of Brittany (he did not live to become King of France). The title was later incorporated into the crown and the land became part of France.

@obscurekidney501 Год назад

it's funny how the first Norman in this playthrough is tiny when "Rollo The Walker" the actual first Norman was called the walker due to being too big to get on his horse, having to walk

@thalmoragent9344 Год назад

Wait, too big for his horse? Like fat, or just "big" and heavy?

@obscurekidney501 Год назад

@@thalmoragent9344 I think he was just big and heavy idk about fat

@Xo-3130 8 месяцев назад

@@thalmoragent9344Powerlifter build so fat on top of muscle.

@Folcock 7 месяцев назад

@@thalmoragent9344their "horses" were basically ponies he was just too tall see the statues of him in France and scriptures

@-._A2._- 5 месяцев назад

@@Xo-3130I hate that people compare a soldier to a powerlifter. He would look more like a strong man in the military than strong powerlifter. Both are strong but have different characteristics based on what their strength is for.

@bernard832 Год назад

The French Pope you were thinking of was the Avignon Papacy. Clement V, a Frenchman, was elected pope in 1309 and moved the papal residence to Avignon, which was then part of Burgundy under the HRE. Rome lost a lot of income and went into decline and unrest. Pressure from Italian political factions led to the election of Urban VI in 1378, but he alienated the cardinals by forbidding them from taking indulgences and the king of France by staying in Rome instead of Avignon. The French cardinals elected Clement VII as pope in Avignon, and there were two competing popes until the Western Schism was mended in 1417.

@Entropy__ Год назад

Nice info!

@Kasaaz Год назад

Sometimes I don’t know if Koifish is making a joke by saying things weird on purpose or if it’s just the way his brain works. I’m entertained regardless, like when he called the dwarf his King of the Hand.

@crazyhercules9442 Год назад

I was not expecting the son of Haestein to return, honestly. Boy what a surprise😂

@Rockstar-bq5fm Год назад

Haha you actually gave Normandy to that little Viking Dwarf. We’re on the right timeline lol

@Rockstar-bq5fm Год назад

IT HAPPENED!!!

@deusvult6920 Год назад

There is no such thing as more than one timeline

@stayfrxstyy 8 месяцев назад

Saddest lines before knowing about the tragedy: "Why did i get Normandy?"

@MegaEarAche Год назад

I love it. Even when he isn't doing a Haesting run. They still make it into the video.

@walnzell9328 Год назад

15:45 Koifish doing a historically accurate move here.

@kaidenhall2718 Год назад

Who can resist a viking dwarf

@bowserhunter1 Год назад

"There is one man to further unite all of Europe" ngl I thought the followup to that was going to be "Jarl Haesteinn"

@andreanecchi5930 Год назад

thanks for the video, it's always fun to hear you say the words of other languages in your own way😂 , If there is some empire that you don't normally see on the map, could you make a video trying to form one? , I mean one of the kind of that kingdom that you can form in India with the Jewish religion. , 27:24 is the count of the city where I live

@Freedmoon44 Год назад

There wasnt a time where France claimed the Papacy in itself (nor West Francia but heh thats just France but older) BUT there was a time in the middle ages where the French kidnapped the pope from Rome to send him to Avignon making him closer to France than Italy, at first he was the Legitimate Pope, but the thing is, the French didnt stay in Rome so shortly after leaving another pope appeared and it ended up in a sorta French sponsored pope vs normal Catholic pope war of influence won by Normal catholic pope at one point. It was a really fun time lol

@herrnachbar81 Год назад

if i remember correctly, charles' name "the bald" meant something like "the landless", because after the parlament in worms, he didn't get as much land as his brothers after francia was divided between them

@m00zesss Год назад

Your renown didn't change after handing out the kingdom titles because they are not independent rulers. Apart from that great content as usual :)

@markfreenick Год назад

They kqy have renown from court lvl even if they are youre vassals.

@factualdegree5450 Год назад

When you said “French culture” I thought you said French creatures lol

@Larbek24 Год назад

So I know two theories why Charles was called the bald. The first is the one you explained in the video as with bald as crown- or landless. The other one is that he was called the bald because of his healthy and full hair and the nickname was just ironic.

@jkepic9068 Год назад

6:50 YAY WARBAND MUSIC THE NOSTALGIA

@sizanogreen9900 Год назад

How the heck did Brittany survive this...

@Jobama95 Год назад

Your battle for rehab drove me to hit the like button. To help you help yourself would mean the world to me. Hoping to not see you relapse. Sincerely, a Hastein addict.

@victorhino26 Год назад

Brittany just chugging along in the corner unscathed by Koifish's predation amaze me more than Ragnarr's return or the spawning of a dwarfen viking named Halfdan,granted the former brings out a chuckle out of me ngl

@a7i_. Год назад

"Thank you wife, your knowledge is impressive" 😂😂

@dragonking4756 6 месяцев назад

23:05 my home town got mentioned rahhhr🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

@ObliviAce Год назад

SINCE WHEN DID KOIFISH HAVE A BABY 😭 I STARTED WATCHING THIS DUDE SINCE I WAS 13 BRO SO MUCH TIME HAS PASSED

@SuperAzoz99 Год назад

Literally the best CK campaign I ever seen

@Apollo1989V Год назад

I would like to see a video of 1066 France restoring the Carolingian borders.

@2dogsandaDJ Год назад

8:04 "Im being called to war, I'll accept but Im not gonna help" Suuuuuch a fuckin mood in this game

@corentinboxho Год назад

1:09 If you really want to succeed at pretending to speak French, don't just say "the Bald" with a French accent, but actually translate it into "le Chauve"! 😜

@alexnunn2161 Год назад

From what little i know, the nickname ‘The Bald’ is meant to be ironic since Charles was supposedly super fucking hairy

@joespears360 Год назад

Being someone who lives in rural Ohio, it is quite possible for a liberal relative and a conservative relative to eventually stab the other when discussing politics, especially if alcohol is involved

@MasterCriminal0 Год назад

the frankish were germanic people! not french! yes it true, the mix of gaul, latin and frankish created the "french" culture but I can assure you that the disqusting french language that you hear today didnt exist yet. it was more like the nobility spoke frankish, and the people spoke some kind if mix of latin.

@dojihajime Год назад

Koifish, you are a Emperor, there are no good guy emperors.

@YoshiaLubbe Месяц назад

Hey Koifish, here is a suggestion: why don't you next time make the Pope your vassal?

@ohNojames Год назад

Strong alliance...1100 fighting men in his army. Such an optimist Koifish. Why were you losing 10 gold a month at the end?

@sheogorath6804 Год назад

If you didn't know he was named Charles The Bald due to being extremely hairy. Classical French Humour.

@WilliamFarge Год назад

Above all, it was because he had no kingdom before one of his brothers died without proper heir.

@caniblmolstr4503 Год назад

Naah.. It was because he was the only brother without a crown when the kingdoms were split by Louis

@andresmadrid9260 Год назад

Love your videos, i think it would been way harder if you pick up the last Karling in 1066 and try to restore the Empire, since you only start with one county.

@CatchTheMarmosets Год назад

That’d take forever coz hed have no claims

@factualdegree5450 Год назад

@@CatchTheMarmosets there are many ways you can conquer without claims, or other ways to obtain claims.

@CatchTheMarmosets Год назад

@@factualdegree5450 yeah, but itd take forever to do that if you dont have claims. I have played this game before lol

@walterusalbus Год назад

@@factualdegree5450 i did it by using the learning tree to get claims and also having my bishop make claims.

@factualdegree5450 Год назад

@@CatchTheMarmosets I haven’t really tried, but if I did, I would try and stock up on men at arms and change my faith to commit war crimes lol

@Т1000-м1и Год назад

I read the thumbnail as blind a f

@johnbgoode1605 Год назад

12:20 Koi Child!

@pjoterem141 Год назад

the Warband music hit hard

@factualdegree5450 Год назад

I love when he uses Warband music, brings me back to my all nighters of conquering the world

@m1sz3lpl24 Год назад

CK3 Koifish video without Haestein? Hell yeah!

@justinmalangoni9467 10 месяцев назад

keep these going... would like to see Robert the Fox

@jamiekamihachi3135 6 месяцев назад

A fruit basket would probably be a pretty impressive gift in the 9th century. Imagine getting a banana imported from god knows where.

@selen18126 2 месяца назад

the...knight Templars were french mainly though XD

@cityofmagic4370 5 месяцев назад

Bald is a mindset 😂

@LordAgamiS Год назад

Please oh great koifish. Restore the ancient kingdom of celtica and unificate all the pictish people (same as the slawes). I beg of You, mighty Warrior of ck3, return the paganish celtic to all europe before evil romans destroyed it.

@ProbablyNot18 Год назад

this was great

@pyurjenius6676 Год назад

"Bite his ankles!"

@eliomarmion5485 Год назад

La Guerre (the war)

@Wooper160atThePond Год назад

there's something very entertaining about a Swedish man joking about "dropping Politics at the Thanksgiving party" Have you ever even been to a Thanksgiving dinner in the US?

@germancardenas3068 Год назад

it seems weird when koifish is not Haesteinn in a video

@Mole_Hole Год назад

Do a video completely in swedish without explaining

@therealmrkrabs6413 Год назад

3:45 As an Ohioan, this is inaccurate. We do not stab each other, we shoot each other.

@fachrihakimaziz6143 Год назад

Do you want to Play guardians of azeroth 2 it a ck3 mod

@RealConstantinusMagnus Год назад

You should have renamed him to Charlesnapoleon

@sounakchatterjer4158 Год назад

You can try to run from the Vikings but the vikings will always come for you with the Hasteinings

@DiaberlyDiablo Год назад

Please make more ck3 content.

@Iceican Год назад

I played an englishman in africa took me a bit to realize i just made an english colony

@holdencrowley3890 Год назад

You should of named him noplian and made him short

@fuzzer4729 Год назад

Wait why is your google in Turkish ?!

@t1ger1 Год назад

i saw that too

@TheColombianSpartan Год назад

Koifish you know very well rehab won't cure your Haesteinn addiction Nothing will and thats because its a glorious thing

@connorbarton4308 Год назад

The papacy has a lot of imagery depicting Satan and lucifer and they actively worship the antichrist you did the right thing koifish 25:48

@RKGrizz Год назад

Koifish, the French get access to the Gendarmes heavy cavalry so the Armored Horseman is not the strongest Men-at-Arms unit for the French.

@thebackup291 Год назад

I honestly am lost for words on this on I am highly entertained and never got bored during his video haven’t felt like this in a while keep up the good work man!

@adumbassroomba Год назад

Ahh yes, the Pope Wars, even in a game those happen, glorious

@naynen8738 Год назад

As a German I dislike this Video

@mrdark619 Год назад

To be honest I kind of expected you to play haestein and take over all of europe with him instead :P

@JerichoJulius0 Год назад

Algo time

@LordMrPhantom Год назад

Tells a stammerer not to dwell on it too much. Koifish, that was an unintentional jab lol

@tristansky2031 Год назад

As someone who lives in rural Ohio it is true that we stab people at thanksgiving 🇺🇸🦅

@shadowofhawk55 Год назад

This timeline is basically just European Muhammed and I love it

@paulschumacher4308 Год назад

FOR THE ALGORITHM!

@sahilhossian8212 Год назад

Lore of I turned FRANCE into the MOST POWERFUL EMPIRE in Crusader Kings 3 momentum 100

@WoahBigLady Год назад

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER

@FiauraTheTankGirlGamer Месяц назад

I really sad you only did 10 episodes of this.

@sahilhossian8212 Год назад

Hmm yes the rise of the early francosphere 🇫🇷🇩🇪🇱🇺🇳🇱🇧🇪 👌😎

@ragnarx88 Год назад

French People who won Wars & founded an Empire ? What happend then ? They turned off the Console / Pc

@Thanadeez Год назад

11:31 this was in fact, not dutch at all

@danieljones5754 Год назад

That’s not France that’s Francia

@ItsCactu5 Год назад

First

@karito2887 Год назад

king cant wear helmet but you cant install mods to fix it

@bakaky0 10 месяцев назад

"letter C in the A to C challenge". It's finally over

@uthorumber157 Год назад

We pronounce it Oxitan lol I know, weird language

@Sylus_Domanni Год назад

Haestinn death time stamp 9:34.

@arno_grnfld455 8 месяцев назад

Lmao haesteinn just wouldn't go away it seems

@warthoggoulags1679 Год назад

war is guerre in french

@TakitowSpice Год назад

This guy’s fucking adorable

@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation Год назад

I'm sorry Koifish. But you need to flush the French out of you before the infection takes hold.

@angrypastabrewing 5 месяцев назад

King Charles now looks like Walter White

@JaeSM97 Год назад

HOLY SHIT THE PLOT TWIST AT THE END! I'm actually laughing my ass off. This is literally too funny. I think in one Koifish's future playthroughs, he needs to pin Haesteinn and just sort of, observe what happens every few years.

@hanru164 Год назад

Why do you sound so much like Zizek😂

@demonkingbadger6689 Год назад

Rehab doesnt solve Haesteinn addiction .

@bravebenson9262 Год назад

I havent played the base game since the Elder Kings mod. Now with the AGOT who wants to play France when you have Targaryans?

@zaoda1357 Год назад

le big

@svenkuba2820 Год назад

Less talking, more honhonhon-ing!

@paladin2k308 Год назад

Hatelia enjoyers when pet Italy 😂

@Asenpopov Год назад

I've stammered ever since i could talk. Lold at the stammer joke. That's exactly how i got bullied at school 😆

@AtlasAirways Год назад

The frankish empire was not french

@OompaL0ompa Год назад

I was stammering as a child because my evil father threw me on a chair when i was small so hard that the chair broke. Got rid of it during my childhood. I am not offended buddy, because stammering is never your fault, it's the parents fault.