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I've No More F***s To Give (ALMOST Family Friendly Version!) 

Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq
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This performance was filmed at Bedfringe in July 2021 where the 36 F words were replaced with 36 comedy noises. I very nearly got through the whole thing without slipping up, but, alas, very nearly is not quite good enough in these situations and I did fluff the words then let one slip out! The audience (which did include some small children and parents) were very forgiving!
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Комментарии : 88   
@GilesArt
@GilesArt 2 года назад
I don't care what anyone says -- given how many times you've probably sung this song, skipping every F word must of been hard for you to do!!
@rebel4466
@rebel4466 2 года назад
it probably was insanely hard to do. I also don't understand the need to censor things. It's not like it's a word you won't ever hear...
@Tyrope
@Tyrope 2 года назад
This song is on my spotify playlist that I have in my earbuds at work. I have a bad habit of singing along to songs subconsciously. My supervisor didn't approve of this song, despite me very hard trying to skip all the Fs.
@JohnThomWebb
@JohnThomWebb Год назад
must've*
@GilesArt
@GilesArt Год назад
@@JohnThomWebb Writing casually, mine was perfectly acceptable.
@JohnThomWebb
@JohnThomWebb Год назад
@@GilesArt Whatever helps you sleep at night . . .
@Reziac
@Reziac 2 года назад
It's not the efff-ort that makes this song so fun... it's the anticipation and the clever lyrics. Cheers!
@zooblestyx
@zooblestyx 2 года назад
What was it that Napoleon is said to have said, again? "The line between the sublime and the absurd is wearing a straw hat and a smile, playing that most cheerful of instruments; the banjolele."
@miss_archivist3690
@miss_archivist3690 2 года назад
Brilliant! This song is the anthem at the library I work at when we have a rough day. We all appreciate your talent and humor so much!
@SchazmenRassir
@SchazmenRassir 2 года назад
Fun thing with live performances of comedy songs is that even the flubs can only enhance the experience. With the right attitude, anyway. Never take comedy songs too seriously.
@doctorstrangelove8815
@doctorstrangelove8815 2 года назад
I think this song makes it possible to work in the NHS.
@da_aussie_duck6989
@da_aussie_duck6989 2 года назад
Why is this funnier then the original
@missnaomi613
@missnaomi613 2 года назад
This is fantastic! And I want to acknowledge how challenging it must have been to perform this, exchanging each f* with the sound effects! Bravo!
@Lashly273
@Lashly273 2 года назад
I love this. The sound effects make it even funnier. You had a tough crowd when it came to the sounds.
@annemiech4243
@annemiech4243 Год назад
I agree the sounds do make it better. 😂😂😂. The original is great though!
@joseph_bunnyman318
@joseph_bunnyman318 2 года назад
This song will play at the end of 2021
@cornwallcrafter8410
@cornwallcrafter8410 10 месяцев назад
2023 my friend!
@ianbarkham5080
@ianbarkham5080 2 года назад
You're allowed one in a PG film, this'll do fine
@fredadunne5382
@fredadunne5382 2 года назад
This has become my anthem, especially since the start of the fall semester is one week away. Thank you, Tom!
@atraxuswraithe6031
@atraxuswraithe6031 2 года назад
Benjamin, top notch stuff. Your music has gotten me through the many lockdowns here in Melbourne.
@larvagandor
@larvagandor 2 года назад
Same here for me in Germany. I absolutely love your music.
@suzannerust8658
@suzannerust8658 2 года назад
I tip my virtual hat to you, good sir! I never knew until today that there was a clean version of this song
@Robb403
@Robb403 2 года назад
It's so empowering. You should listen to the original for the full experience.
@Hannahxx1971
@Hannahxx1971 2 года назад
I've adored this song since I heard it a few years ago and so have my bratlings. I think it's a shame that you had do drop the significant word as that's the whole point of the song and kids are exposed to worse at school and on the telly, said in a far less jolly way! Having said that, you did the modified version brilliantly 👍
@Serpentrose
@Serpentrose 2 года назад
Yeah, my kid "Learned those words in kindergarten" I feel that it's best to teach kids when and how to use "those words" appropriately.
@mattcoffin29
@mattcoffin29 2 года назад
I don't know if I laughed harder at the original or watching this. This was terrific LOL
@tuberklz
@tuberklz 2 года назад
trying not to say the word indead was hilarious too
@christianfreedom-seeker934
@christianfreedom-seeker934 2 года назад
We had a hard season at CO one year, a bad combo of COVID, angry managers and drunk employees. It was a royal shit show. I sensed this and played this song a few times.
@bethneild108
@bethneild108 2 года назад
This is amazing! I needed a lift today thank you Thomas
@Hattrick00
@Hattrick00 2 года назад
Loved seeing this live!
@chiefwiggi7637
@chiefwiggi7637 2 года назад
Well this was just excellent. Good job, well done
@danforbes3573
@danforbes3573 2 года назад
Bloody wonderful stuff,Tom. You one of Britains national RU-vid treasures,so one minds you making the odd F-bomb mistake!
@criffermaclennan
@criffermaclennan 2 года назад
35 out of 36 is a pass lol
@no_handle_required
@no_handle_required 6 месяцев назад
This is brilliant in any version.
@phoenixmotorsport647
@phoenixmotorsport647 Год назад
I think that could actually be funnier than the original. And hiding all them F words is an amazing feat
@hermitcrabinavan7244
@hermitcrabinavan7244 2 года назад
This song never fails to cheer me up 😄
@gabzilla8820
@gabzilla8820 2 года назад
Sooo good
@troykulele
@troykulele 2 года назад
Awesome use of a backing track. Flawlessly integrated, despite the unforgivable timing
@lisaboban
@lisaboban 2 года назад
This is maybe better than the original. You are an international treasure!
@VauxhallViva1975
@VauxhallViva1975 2 года назад
I wouldn't go that far! ;) It is a radio-friendly version, but the original is so much better without the censorship. I understand why he needs to have a censored version though.
@joanhoffman3702
@joanhoffman3702 2 года назад
I just watched the original version. It was f***ing hilarious! Subscribed!
@KristiChan1
@KristiChan1 2 года назад
I will never tire of this song.
@pastordoogie8438
@pastordoogie8438 Год назад
Love this!!
@madhatmaddie9579
@madhatmaddie9579 2 года назад
This made my day 100% better!
@qwertyTRiG
@qwertyTRiG 2 года назад
Amazing! I love it.
@martinjohn8312
@martinjohn8312 2 года назад
Absolutely brilliant 😂👍
@vulturesgamingcave2138
@vulturesgamingcave2138 2 года назад
this man is amazing
@timfitzmaurice537
@timfitzmaurice537 2 года назад
That must have been incredibly hard to do.
@Stellarheim
@Stellarheim 3 месяца назад
Beautiful playing technique.
@glennc1961
@glennc1961 2 года назад
And It was great watching it live too!
@annemiech4243
@annemiech4243 Год назад
This song has become my anthem lately. The comedic noises are awesome!!! 😂😂😂
@2RanDumb
@2RanDumb 2 года назад
still the best song on youtube love from across the pond!!!!
@ithydoodles
@ithydoodles 2 года назад
I just replace it with the word freaks or freak bucket when I sang it near my six year old niece.
@gargo6772
@gargo6772 2 года назад
This is almost more awesome than the original xDDD
@NB79032
@NB79032 7 месяцев назад
He did so good considering every 5 words is that word. Lol.
@jim4859
@jim4859 2 года назад
Good stuff. Made even better by the single slip up. You're not fooling any kids with those noises or at least not for very long.
@zahkrosis5133
@zahkrosis5133 2 года назад
Change fuck to phoque. Same pronunciation, except it means seal in French
@_meechpeach
@_meechpeach 2 года назад
🤣 Amazing!
@bobafett7591
@bobafett7591 2 года назад
You should create a discord server. Your songs are always cool anyways !
@harryeccles9968
@harryeccles9968 2 года назад
very entertaining sir
@Saladzingers
@Saladzingers 2 года назад
Lovely Spike Jones feel to this, thanks! Where do you get those trousers btw?! I need some just like that! Old style baggy high-waisters!
@deathandroses3861
@deathandroses3861 2 года назад
I love your fashion
@baronvonplsekagemonsteret1651
@baronvonplsekagemonsteret1651 2 года назад
Greetings from Denmark I've love to see a uke collection
@americanmama1
@americanmama1 2 года назад
💞
@TheDr_Crow
@TheDr_Crow 2 года назад
Almosttttt
@elizabethscott7660
@elizabethscott7660 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂 even funnier than the blue version
@Igami_No_Io
@Igami_No_Io 2 года назад
Almost Family Friendly huh?...hmm...when's the super ultimate Family Friendly one i wonder 🤔
@ranosian1135
@ranosian1135 2 года назад
I want this guy to play the non censored version outside Westminster
@joshschneider9766
@joshschneider9766 2 года назад
People have been arrested for way less on that particular avenue.
@christianfreedom-seeker934
@christianfreedom-seeker934 2 года назад
Governments hate being told that they “are doing it wrong” 😂😂😂😂
@thescholarsjourney661
@thescholarsjourney661 7 месяцев назад
I'll be honest, I didn't even hear where he said it.
@motheroforphans
@motheroforphans 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏾👏🏻👏🏿👏🏽 #bravo
@monkeytennis7477
@monkeytennis7477 2 года назад
Ya missed one! Hahaha.
@markhartshorn3476
@markhartshorn3476 Год назад
Given how screwed everything is this song is apt
@micke20
@micke20 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@margaretaldridge635
@margaretaldridge635 2 года назад
Lol this version i just as funny as the original 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@carissakirksey6606
@carissakirksey6606 2 года назад
Ok, brilliance and hilarity (and respect for managing to not sing a majority of the song) aside, is the tune Bell Bottom Trousers? It certainly sounds like it!
@lennykoss8777
@lennykoss8777 2 года назад
💗🌈💗🌈💗🌈💗🌈💗
@joycoughlan1262
@joycoughlan1262 23 дня назад
I know there's a got to be some reason you don't play at bars, maybe bars don't offer enough $? Or your audience would start getting too rambunctious? Possibly Violent? (not towards you!) I'm literally seeing a MOSH PIT open up in front of you with everyone feeling this song!
@joycoughlan1262
@joycoughlan1262 23 дня назад
You literally need to go to like Scream Metal venues, with no explanation. Like be 3rd and look JUST like that with your goofy banjo! You would probably create the biggest mosh pit ever!!
@MatNefer
@MatNefer 2 года назад
Without the swearing it isn't fun...
@velonicatgmaildotcom
@velonicatgmaildotcom 2 года назад
So you wrote one song... have you written anything else... #notimpressed.
@timfitzmaurice537
@timfitzmaurice537 2 года назад
Well there could possibly be some on the two albums…
@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544
@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544 2 года назад
Have you even looked at their channel?
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