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ORIGINAL SONG: • NIGHTWISH - I Want My ...
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I've gotten a ton of requests to parody Nightwish so here we are (finally!) Many many thanks go to Kavo for hopping on this song for me. :)
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The whispers, gold sellers, I swore they couldn't fool me
From Blazzard or Brizzerd, no problem in ignoring
A download, wrong passwords, so much for addon updates
Get locked out, no warning, too late to authenticate
Where is my alt toon, where's my main?
Where's the gear that I farmed so long to obtain?
Why am I here in Silvermoon
With a guild vault gone and a toon that's nude!
Where is my alt toon, where's my main?
Were all those sleepless raid nights all in vain?
My guild won't take me back
Cut me some slack
Cause I got hacked!
I want my gear back
I want my gear back now
A rogue alt with mining, or two or three or seven
A nightmare, a memory, the voice of Chris Metzen
Where is my alt toon, where's my main?
Who gave China my email and free reign?
Why am I in a starter dress?
And who the fuck is Susanne Express?
Where is my alt toon, where's my main?
Why is my hunter's pet suddenly a crane?
My bank was completely sacked.
The simple fact
Is I got hacked!
Where is my alt toon, where's my main?
Were all those sleepless raid nights all in vain?
My guild won't take me back
Cut me some slack
Cause I got hacked!
I want my gear back
I want my gear back now
Where is my alt toon, where's my main?
Is this how my professions will remain?
I don't know how to react
My account's intact
But I got hacked!
Where is my alt toon, where's my main?
They treated my account like a passenger train
My guild won't take me back
Cut me some slack
Cause I got hacked!
I want my gear back
I want my gear back now
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23 янв 2014
