I Want To Get Off Mr Stalins Wild Ride 

Context for 3:35 is that i squaded up with Angelo the creator behind Angeli's world, lots of cute ww2 comics. He is also the person that made my War Thunder decal. So i find it fun that someone with the decal killed me and Angelo at the same time... while also having my decal on their plane. Link to get my War Thunder Decal -> goo.gl/xdB8G9 Pictures pined in my Twitter ->twitter.com/TheIronArmenian

*SORRY IRON BUT...* *THE RIDE NEVER ENDS COMRADE*

“I want to get off Mr Stalin’s wild ride” Soviet military high command, circa 1938

1:12 in chat "The famous pe-8 dive bomber"

“I want to get of Mr. Stalin’s Wild Ride” Said the innocent man on his way to the Gulag

19:37 Ah yes, that plane has a crew consisting of -pilot -rear gunner -human shield XD

Plane: *loses all control* Instructor: *"Critical Speed, Push Nose Down"* Iron: "I have no control over this~"

“I had to Stuka it in.” Ah yes, otherwise known as “divebombing”

Why whenever I'm just about enjoy a pint of laundry detergent and my 3rd line of dried thermal paste, you go and upload a video?

0:49 danm he rlly be rammin that thick thing into the C point

0:09 Crew:Oh no torpedo of the port side!!! We’re gonna DIE!!! Warship:Hold ma beer

5:12 Hans, I told you our Jagdtigers were the stealthiest tanks ever built!

0:08 - Go home Gajin, you're drunk.

3:25 At exactly the trimmed speed, whichever that happens to be, the aircraft flies level. Above trim speed, nose goes up; below trim speed, nose drops. The aircraft will generally try to maintain its trimmed speed by itself.

3:14 yeah thats like my life

5:50 most satisfying War Thunder clip ever

3:29 that timing tho

3:25 a passenger plane was once in this situation, traveled on for a few hours with throttle control and then crashlanded on an airfield.

3:00 737 Max Pilots be feeling like...

25:00 Flak tower in action fighting off Allied planes in Berlin (1944)

3:18 *Cries in JAL 123 flight disaster*

3:22 PERFECT EARRAPE TIME!

22:50 At first I thought we were winning but it seems they're making a comeback. Sums up Germany in WW2 lol

i love how cheeky he says "i found this on reddit" >=3 5:59

_German communications were hard to break_ The intro takes that a little too literally...

Me: Spawns Airplane the only airplane up yeets himself into the ground. Me: Multiple planes up, spawns a plane, gets wrecked by 3 of them at the same time. Gaijin: *Laughs in Gaijin Coins*

New idea, go full speed with the hipper, hit the bridge and squash a little boat with it

Also the "Wild Ride" actually happened except there weren't ten people on board... there were 350 and the pilots actually saved a decent number of people given the situation

Imagine how terrifying it would have been to see a giant PE-8 diving down at you only to pull up as it releases a giant fuck off bomb. Now imagine just adding a loud ass siren to it. 🤔

I like the fact that you actually used proper terminology in saying “retard” since its used in in planes and I believe that it means pull up your descending to fast. So I enjoyed that bit of actual realism.

I have never seen a battleship do a wheely

"I foun this on Reddit" well of course You did.

”WHO NEEDS A WING WHEN I AM A WING!?!!” -Iron, 2020

I was laughing like a maniac at this !! thank you for the high quality footage and editing !! love it, man.

"Do you like my strategy of aiming at where they're going" I do believe you mean "doing it properly"

"Who needs a wing when i am the wing!" - The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs.

5:58 "I found this on *WEDDIT* "

3:18 - Actually, there's a Japanese 747 that would understand EXACTLY how you feel...and no it didn't end well!

7:32 When War Thunfer forces you to taxi with plane that was meant to be towed on the runway and blast off.

Mr Stalin I would like to get off your wild ride. *> Incorrect answer*

That intro though, goddamn I needed that this week! In all seriousness though Iron, I'm pretty sure that's why Gaijob broke the bridge.

Everybody gansta till me 163 fuel starts leaking

4:43 "I think on the other side of the house is the enemy" - Jagdtiger commander making last stand at Berlin, 1945

18:10 when the kamikaze mission fails but also succeeds

One of the best vids you've ever made this was awsome

03:31 "Gunner unconscious" I think you mean: "Gunner turned into fine red paste" PS: a few days ago i got a free talisman for the glorious stalinium yeet-box of death (KV 2)

0:07 that how bismarck broke her radio xD

2:00 how to control an aircraft without tail controls 1. Dont panic! Keep your shit together 2. Engine power: up / down movement 3. A and D keys = left and right movement

3:19 That actually happened in 1989 to United Airlines Flight 232. A fan blade broke off and severed nearly all the controls. They managed to get the plane down with the only control being power throttle, exactly the same situation you were in. The plane broke up on landing, but they managed to save 175 of the 285 passengers.

Armenian's videos make my day. The diverse content and high quality commentary is golden.

You always make ma day a lot better when you upload

You can never get off Stalin’s Wild Ride........ it’s like Mr. Bones Wild Ride because you will never escape it.

"i want to get off mr bones wild ride" DSNL flash backs

G.I. Haigs: could you ever imagine being in this situation in real life Me: have you ever heard of easy jet and Ryan air?

Yay, you finally added that clip.

I really hope they add the flying Russian boats to the Russian ship tech tree.

0:08 Gunners in the rear turrets be like:"Hans get ze Rettungsboot!"

The ride never ends, comrade

Mr. Stalin's wild ride never ends, only the conductor does

Next time you’re missing you’re elevator, remember to use the stairs

Who needs a wing when I'm the wing -The Iron Armenian

It's honestly amazing that you kept that bomber airborne for so long

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

Yes, you can, wrestle with throttle to level out and slowly descend, crash landing wherever but as softly as possible, or when you were high enough bail out.

Those first 30 seconds made my day

Can you imagine deliberately hitting that bridge to raise your bow over a torpedo? I think the person firing it would probably just give up at that point xD

That bounce at 5:50 tho

3:21 this is when, IRL, a sensible pilot would have been "Alright, everybody out! Rides closed!" and try to get enough altitude to bail.

That Wild Rose crash was probably survivable. Maybe. With the exception of the tail gunner.

I love when you scream in terror.

Mr Stalin's Wild Ride indeed. I remember that time in Arcade when my Mig 3's elevator was sniped and I was trapped doing loops over an airfield, got three kills while doing it before getting rammed by a biplane

"Two people that count as spaced armour"

I love your videos and content so much fun please keep it up :))

When you bhopped to the wrong ship

No thou shall not leave the ride!

When I see the p.108 sway side to side that makes me think of the the Family Guy Wizard of Oz cut of how the tin man was swaying side to side because he was supposedly gay. I dont know why that came to mind.

*Uses the bridge to sink the ship aft first to give forward guns the elevation they need to hit far off targets*

10:36: Iron smashing the desk be like: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN [...] NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN...

You know whats weird? When my B-17’s, Corsairs, Mustangs, or pretty much any American aircraft loses their elevator controls; It just dives straight down; even with your flaps down

Imagine,just imagine,combined arms battles with tanks,planes and SHIPS in the same match.That would be kinda scary!

*begins video* I SMELL JOJO!

Love ur videos lad. Hello from Turkey 🍕

Gotta love when the Pe-8 is doing aerobatics.

I saw the title and laughed for 5 minutes straight

Off the wild ride and straight into gulag comrade

It seems to me that your Pe-8 has downloaded the Boeing 737 max dance module after that little encounter with the firefly, lmfao 1:51.

Ahh yes, dissappearing elevators, with bomber ones having hp proportionally vice versa to their wingspan.

This ride stops for no one comrade...

Excellent video👍👍👍👍Love it

THE RIDE IS ONE WAY

3:29 perfect timing

To escape the condition you entered in 1:35 you have to reduce power and raise flaps as the nose rises, then use max power and drop flaps as it stalls, this stabilizes the motions you were going through (called the phugoid cycle or something) in your case, I would also keep engine 1 at wep constantly to make up for the loss of wing area on that side, if war thunder allowed different power settings for engines. it was the same problem encountered by the pilots of United 232, a real aviation accident in which pilots used this method to get vaguely lined up to land after an engine explosion. Unfortunately, landing this way is almost impossible, and the flight crashed into the runway. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Airlines_Flight_232?wprov=sfti1

heh heh I wonder if Captain Heye got a shock when he saw his ship bow pointed in the sky... ehh two KS not cool man ... Still kinda sucks the J1N1 doesn't get a 1st person view similar to the Mercel Bloch M.B.174 A-3 & Northrop P-61 Black Widow the first is to two separate weapon sets meanwhile the P-61 IDK heh heh. btw all three are fun in SB Air.

The jojo song males it very good, and that bridge looks like the bridge from the DLC "Sam's story" from Metro Exodus

Hey Iron as a trained anti air gunner I can tell you that you should shoot at a spot ahead of the enemy and let the plane fly into the volley. Of course you should work out the range first whit ranging shots. That actually is the case in ground shooting as well. First shoot ranging bursts and then destroy the target with a combat volley. Btw I`m not sure of the grammar I used was correct because I wasn`t taught these things in English

3:05 Nordern and his gang be like while flying the BV 238:

I've been reading your name "the iron American" for atleast a year and I notice I have dyslexia.

spawn was lit af at the end there

You want to get off Stalins wild ride? Gulag!

ahh anothe jjba reference,gotta love does stuff