I was hired to upgrade humanity and this happened 

Fun fact: it was recently discovered that starfish are mostly just an ambulating head, unlike the previous belief of it being just a body. So the eyes being on one of the arms makes sense. Kinda.

"And now were fighting a dinosaur" As he kills a dimetrodon. An animal that went extinct 60 million years before the first dinosaurs evolved

Dangit, DF. Upgrade your lower tier items to combine them up to a higher tier one! You know this from other games, too! No excuse!

This game actually looks addicting in a mindless yet satisfying way

1:10 “look at how much our stick is now” AYO? 🤣🤣🤣

"It's a good day to be a naked man in the woods." Of course DF would say that.😂

The "London Bridge is falling down" at the beginning fits the theme of killing quite well (if you've seen Record of Ragnarök)

I commend this mna for being able to stare at a screen so long ignoring all red dots

The name of this game is Primitive Brothers :idle game

Like DF always says, "If you came to see good decisions, you're in the wrong place", love you man😂❤

DF murdering trilobites and calling them bugs, lol. Salt on the stomp wounds

i remember playing this years ago tbh it's so wild to see this again and to see you playing it should be a joy

🎉 fancy seeing you guys here

The perfect way to make your day when you trying to sleep at 2:00 am

The “painted dog” as df called it okkoto the blind boar from princess Mononoke I think hence why all the boars before him were painted white. 😮

9:28 THERE'S OTTERS!!! Sad they die, but I'm glad DF called otters cute hehe

Hi DF. This game looks fun.

I love your videos I hope you enjoy making them as much as I enjoy watching them

I love to be trained by you, I know for sure you’ll find a way to exploit life to make me strong 😂

Why does df always find these super weird games and make them look so fun?

Lol that "BOAR" edit had me dead

Game: Primitive Brothers

Boar. " I'm a warthog!"

More of this one pls df

Do more of this game this game has a big story pls

Bro your videos are peak content keep up the bangers we love gang

Df is my daily addiction

BOAR XD Thank you, Editor, you never fail to make me laugh! =D

Cant wait for more

6:53 DF becomes the ATF

calling the Entelodont AKA _Hell Pig_ a "Angry dog" was funny, :P

Oh hey, its Gamer Mr. Rogers. The Bob Ross of playing bottom barrel games. "Its not a bug, it's a happy accident. Dont you tell anyone about that bug. Thats our secret bug. Tell anyone and I'll break your toes." You know, as I wrote that joke. I had the distinct feeling DF has already done it himself. Whatever, I'm not taking it back.

This game is called Primitive Brothers: Idle Game

I love how every level up spawns Citroen logos😂

We don't see enough of the 4 year later videos

Good video love his content

No way mans called a meerkat a monkey😂

DF does NOT consider bald people to be "real people" and i respect it (he will hit me with a stick if i disagree with him)

Idk who I like more. This guy or gsp (graystillplays) it's very close imo

T REX DRAGons have 4 claws

Ey, here within the first hour for caveman violence. Excellent.

Those are just coins...a lot of old coins had holes in the center, a lot of people would punch out holes in the center to steal small bits of certain currency, especially copper. So governments would start doing this purposefully to prevent it from happening...its the same reason Americas 25 cent piece has the outer ridges, people used to file them down to make an extra buck

On behalve of mama otter: go play with sticks in your room!

14:33 Oh, God, this game. If you know, you know...

This game is called primitive brothers idle game

I shall henceforth affectionately refer to this games currency as the "Stonuts"

Those tiny rat raccoon dogs are humans ancestors. It am not joking which in fact makes it funnier.

WHY WOULD A GAME USE "A" FOR THOUSAND AND NOT "K" LIKE NORMAL?!

hey df i searched you for 5 months and finally found you... you are my fav youtuber but forgot your name

Have you ever noticed when he plays a game the searches on play store blow up and if its on there downloads blow up

Damn that thumbnail was the clickbait of the year. There's stuff in it that wasn't in the video at all!

What's the game called

When evaluating a stick, is it more impressive to be longer or thicker?

Fun fact, the "dinosaur with a sail" at 13:30ish is not a dinosaur! It's a Dimetrodon, an early synapsid relation of mammals. It's not a mammal itself, but it's closer to mammals than reptiles! It's like our great-uncle, if you go back a few hundred million years.

This game looks like shovelware.

We now know the truth, DF is why the dinosaurs went extinct.

I Remember playing this game 😢😢😢😢😢

Now we know why thr dinosaurs went extinct

Damn he can ignore red dot.If I have red dot on my screen I can't help but touch😂😂😂

Fun fact this game have GUN

9:06 df that’s a flail… your flailing a flail. Hence the name

"oversized baby" weird sentance

Ok, i have to ask. How do you find these weird games to play? I cant even imagine how many pages on googleplay you have to go through to even find this thing naturally.

2:31 Wait - Is DF implying that bald people aren't real people? I mean I'm not saying he's wrong, I'm just curious.

THAT GAME IS SO GOOOOD PLAY MORE

They use a instead of thousand because cavemen haven't invented numbers yet

what game is this

POV: I click on DF vid (: then I se a ad ):

pachycephalosaurus is my favorite dino

Saitama doesn't mess around

3:33

Its called primitive brothers

Its crazy bc most people in chat still play today and i know them bc they still play and chat in chat if that made any sense †

i love cavemen violence its kinda like an idiot trying to kill stuff only this time its succesfull and doesnt die unlike my friend

More please

Me: stage 185

where is bro finding these black market tier games??💀💀🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

👍

hey df did you ever beat idleon?

you should play soul knights on mobile (im not a sponsor but its a dope game and think it would be fun to watch)

9:27

I know everything about this game😏

I tried this game before it really grindy

How does df play this on pc?

I’m getting graystillplays vibes and I want to play it

Before 1 hour gang

What game is this ?

what game is this?

Bro kind of did merge

What game is this call

Whats the game?

🗣️❗️🔥‼️‼️🔥🔥❗️❗️

>1hr gang

Yayyy

What is this game called 🤔

Neglible

Whats the Name of the Game?

What is this game called someone please tell me

I have tier 11 armor

So this is what happens when you eat ze bugs?