I Watched a -322 MMR Smite Player... I Did Not Expect This... 

i am absolutely TERRIFIED to play ranked games, but this dudes straight up AUDACITY has given me some confidence 😂

An honest Nu Wa that refuses to kill her loyal minions 😌

In this 36 minute and 29 second game this Nu Wa used their 3 a total of 17 times (I counted), and to put this into perspective if they ulted 4 more times they would have ulted more times than they used their 3. Final score: 3: 17 times Ult: 14 times

This was honestly more entertaining than watching a good player

Idk what’s more impressive the fact he got a negative mmr or the fact there’s 9 other people close to his.

I'm not sure they knew the 3 exploded the clay minions until 10 minutes in

Can you interview him? Like I need to know the psychology of this lad. How does someone play that much and learn absolutely nothing.

the sound that played everytime he ulted killed me

I love that he played the kill soundbite when Nu Wa used their 3 lmao, epic moment! 7:17

This hurt me. I've que'd with people like this before though. They won't surrender either.

DoubleJ forgot the word for purgatory because he was trapped there

4:50 "is this a person?" LOL

Did you know that if you listen hard enough at the moments just before the Nu Wa ults then you can almost hear the sound of the player attempting to rub the two pieces of the last remaining brain cell in their head together? Or is it just the sound of my brain cells trying to kill themselves? 😢

I can't possibly explain it, but this is the video that made me feel like playing Smite. Something about watching this particular gameplay. I have no idea why. I am in awe.

That loki ult juke at12:00 is one the most disgusting ankle breaking maneuvers i have ever seen 😂

I looked up his player info.. I suggest everyone do it as well.. just in case your head didn't explode during the video.. it will once you see the match history, God performance, and how many stars he has on Nu Wa..

Okay now lets see you try this guys nu wa build 😂

This was more wild than I could have ever imagined or expected.

damn double j this is a banger i died laughing at that first anubis ult.

Looks like my normal everyday teammates while I go against the Valks midlaner in a casual Slash

bro when i tell you … i replayed 7:38 so many times 😭😂😂 i cant stop laughing bro what was he aiming at

This is the type of person I can only imagine playing like Gucci. Laying down, or leaning back, high as shit, listening to loud music.

I need more of these spectating videos, observing absolute specimens in the wild

They playing in the Aluminum foil ranks

just wait for the sequel when he appears on the elo hell series saying he belongs in masters

7:38 This is absolutely hilarious, the Anubis Ult of doom

the epitome of nu wa players. he’s the leader of them.

After watching this I honestly want to know what this person is like outside of smite. Like is he/she okay?

My man's mmr is so bad that he starts a game with a death

11:47 really got me lmfao this was too funny

purgatory woks but i was thinking limbo

The 1 death at 40 seconds KILLED ME.

They've got over 200 hours on nu wa. Its their second most used god.

It looks like Anubis takes his hand off the mouse for couple seconds after he ults 😂

7:56 bruh that Anubis ult 😂 12:00 not the Loki too😂

Anubis actually never got a second relic, that was painful

1 minute in and I can tell this is gonna be painful

20:26 Ult when no one is alive on enemy team

Did nuwa die to the buffs before the game started? cause they had 1 death before they got to lane and got there really late sooo

The worst part is, I have a friend who is almost as bad. He's level 170 and doesn't even read item descriptions.

Wait, MMR can go negative? Oh no! 😂

Not pandora 😂 This was painful to see, damn ...

I've played a ranked game where I was at 3k+ mmr and I ranked with someone at -mmr... I can officially say these are my teammates even at that high of mmr.

I laughed a lot, but i screamed in Joy when "The Hand" was playing. "Oi Josuke, i erased every of Nu Wa's auto attacks! Aint that wacky?!?

Can we get video of you and Weaken carrying him in a conq or a Joust??

today i learned there is a such thing as a mmr so low smite decides it's negative. I am thoroughly surprised he continued playing after that.

This is definitely one of those game that saying someone a bot is actually a huge compliment.

The 4 ring build is called the Clay Thomson special. Clay cause of nu wa ofc

No amount of coaching would help whatever that was

i don't know if i should feel better or worse after watching that, i need to wash my eyes

Watching this game hurt my brain but holy shit was it good content. That Loki jump after the ult had me dying bro I’ve never seen anything like that 30:54 we need to find the nu wa player and talk to them for the sake of the ranked players getting them on their team it is inhumane the let them roam the ranked queue like this.

The most painful part is that he’s level 160

36 min game and Anubis never picked up a second Relic. He didn’t have a shard either… way to flex! 💪

on his xbox account he currently has 691 days worth of playtime, i am baffled

Man, i miss the days when smite had enough players in oce for me to run a smurf account. Never to go try hard but to just fuck around with them it was so fun

I don't think I've ever had more anxious while watching smite content....I found myself wanting him to press 3 SOOOO MANY TIMES. I just want him to press his 3....PLEASE😢😢😢I have a headache now...😂

I didn't know I needed to see something so much in my life. I almost got into a car accident watching this and Im not even near a vehicle

What gets me is the stopping of all movement to chug a multi pot or a health pot.

The reason why nu wa was so late to lane was that one death double J missed, the nu wa died to jungle camps lmao.

You need to do another one of these bro

My friends started SMITE and have been playing bots to learn. They tried hard bots, but those things hit every ability and 1 shot you, perfectly chain cc AND attacks off each other, and always know where you are (they have essentially 80% cooldown as well). They deal more damage to you and take less damage from everything. In comes this guy who is playing nemesis jungle, he makes perfect rotation, builds (meta) correctly, calls out objectives using the voice menu and ganks consistently. He went 50-60 kills and 0 deaths and his mechanics were perfect. He picked up pyro bombs, bought 3k pots, and coordinated everyone to the fire giant. like wtf I was spectating (In discord) while working and I told them to ask him why he only plays hard bot conquest. He said he was just waiting for SMITE 2 haha. It was unreal, like a diamond player just murking bots. I thought of this after watching this Nu Wa and how bots are better than bronze maybe?

I can see that you met the teammates I usually get when I solo queue,since no one wants to party/discord with them

22:04 - DoubleJ's advice about builds, personal timestamp

considering how clueless this person was to core mechanics of the game i was shocked how many time i seen him/her juke abilities xD

The dedication to playing smite with NEGATIVE MMR alone is insane. Keep doing what you love i guess.

How does a person play a game every day for years and still play like it’s their first day on earth

Best one of the series so far

How does he know how to spam laugh but not do literally anything else lmao. Also pretty sure this is basically every player below diamond

I looked him up on smite guru and his mmr is now even lower - 380

Imagine if Wesken seen this game, omg 🤣😅🤣🤣🤣

purgatory my man and pandora as a place would be borderlands lol

When Anubis ulted the cloud…. I was rooting for the sick juke almost did it

This is the first time i haven't taken my eyes off a video for a second. I couldn't believe what i was watching.

I'm a complete noob to smite, I havent even played for 2 weeks yet. Watching you comment on what low MMR people do wrong is more helpful to me than you watching high MMR games.

All that this video has proven is that 30 gods with mastery 2 is no where enough time to start ranked

most productive and helpful smite teammate:

I'd pay for the face at 17:56 to be a twitch emote lol.

I’m impressed that someone could play like that, have 12000 worshipers on a god and also be rank 254.

The fuckin synthwave chord on every ult is peak comedy

I didn’t know people could be so bad at video games

Hey, that's my average teammate!

Someone needs to teach this guy about the health chalice. Bought over 300 gold worth of pots on multiple occasions

I imagine that someone who has played that long and is also that low MMR most likely would have a disability of some sort.

nu wa ult carried him so much that he did more player dmg than hou yui somehow

Bro did NOT have to blast em LMAO

Seeing the diamond border at the end was the biggest twist in this whole video.

Damn Double J, you didn't have to put Rexsi's Nu Wa gameplay on blast like this lol.

This is a great example of why gold player's feel like their in elo hell. This Nuwa is clearly deeply experienced in his own rank, He is playing at the very best of his knowledge and abilty, yet the things that are good in this rank, Mean nothing outside of it. The biggest issue with player's like this, Is their lack of awareness and adaptability. (anyone under gold ^ also has deep skill/aim issues)

The thing between hell and heaven is called middle place.. and it's Mindy's home.

we need a interview with this guy

Every time she Ulted 😂that shit is funny 😅 by the way this was entertaining and cringe at the same time 😂 the music make it even more funny 😂

I think he uses the ult as a universal ward that’s my only guess since not a soul knows what wards are at this level

11:46 this was already good, then the loki whiffed and my dopamine did the thing, watch from here 10:40, just watch from the beginning you can’t shortcut this

Purgatory. You were thinking of Purgatory

that was pretty wild, very entertaining though haha

This is a typical Karthus player from league... Instanly pressing his ult when it's up.

This made me feel so much better about my Nu Wa game earlier. Man I've seen some things but this was something else entirely. It has to be a little kid or something. I can't imagine anyone over the age of 10 playing like this

The fact that this "person" has over 5k hours (almost 650 in ranked) is absolutely insane to me

what in the fuck did i just watch 🤣🤣

how tf are people like this level 160 and above. like bro you can't be having fun playing like this.