I watched TAROT so you don't have to | Explained 

Don't get the green ones. I lost one of mine forever the second it fell in the grass😅

For the tarot, you should ask this Canadian girl, her name is Liz, her channel is called Charmed IntuitionTarot

Maybe you could use some of that Raycon money and your 600k followers to help some of the people your country is helping G-cide by promoting some Operation Olive Branch families.

The podcast/documenting bizarre stuff in the friend group makes me think you'd like the original Archive 81 podcast

Decidedly so.

@FabricFool haha, knew it. My aunts about to rise from the grave to object to this heresy

As one of those I can assure you that the mood was a huge shrug emoji. At this point, crap like this is just another wednesday.

You are very correct, I'm dying

It happened when I saw the trailer.

She's an air sign, she's levitating!

They're a water sign! Oh... oh no. They're drowning! 😢

He's a fire sign. He made Creme Brulee for all his friends :)

​@@genericname2747naaa was born from a Witch burned alive.

She’s a fire sign, oh my god she just spontaneous combusted!!

Honestly that’s such an amazing point and I’m mad I just ignored the cop involvement entirely

Eh probably was ruled a suicide

@@gamingwithbonnie8051 repeated blows to her back and the back of her head can easily be ruled as suicide? Are you one of the cops investigating this?

⁠@@muhammadamirullahzulkifli4765that might be the joke

​@@muhammadamirullahzulkifli4765no foul play was involved. She hit her head repeatedly on the back of the head.

I was like "How is this a real movie?"

Or maybe trying to dumb it down for audiences they expected to be stupid. Still, it doesn't make any sense. Tarot isn't a foreign concept to most people, ridiculous

I am also a reader (novice). I wish people would understand Death isn't literal death, but rebirth and transformation. Not to mention, all of them getting major arcana in the center is even more frustrating/inaccurate. I agree that The Devil is probably the closest to what a reading may entail.

@@AlishaHerbiederbie Most people are probably aware that Tarot involves a set of cards and might have heard of some of those cards, but that's about it.

Tarot reader here. It's funny that they always go after the Major Arcana and twist them when the 8s and 9s of the Minor Arcana actually have more negative readings even in their upright form. If they were going for recognizability saying the 8 of Wands, Pentagrams, Swords, or Cups is still pretty niche to tarot and not overplayed in every single piece of media. Then you can have the tarot expert try to explain off-handedly about the suits and another character joking that they must be weaker cards. That way the payout of 1) a more specific/themed death can happen and 2) you also get the comedy of the characters going "I thought these were weaker!" Or something like that. Movies assuming audiences are dumb always seems there downfall. Instead of going "ooo look at the pretty pictures with scary people" they could have had genuine certainty by the reader that all pips in the Minor Arcana read the same between decks and then have more trouble down the road when it's different. This option could signify that she isn't experienced or that, like the readings about her boyfriend, she assumes and is stubborn and through the movie has to let go of the preconceived notions she always held. Or they could have had pictured Minor Arcana and led to her trying to decipher their meaning which could contradict or darken the generally known meanings. Either way, they could then bring in the expert to help them more because of the ambiguity and they could debate about the meanings, which leads to a disagreement, and that's why this expert doesn't stick with them and reappears closer to the end. Sorry and thank you for coming to my TED talk 😅

Not a tarot reader but I read some stuff online. Yes. I said online. And depending on the websites the wordings and meanings of the cards can be different. And honestly, if I knew nothing about tarot (which.... Well I don't...) and wanted to quickly write a movie like that I would just use the first website or coolest looking one about tarot.......

Omg ikr. I was screaming “where’s the salt??!” when they were burning it. I thought it was obvious

2 types of people on the world... those that are prepared to fight the evils of the night and those that aren't.

Abso-fuckin-lutely 🔥

Y’all…I feel good knowing that there are people out there who will help these dumb arses when and if the need arises.

@@Gingermermaid90 Unofficial third: those who think they are, but...

There are tons of US-American movies that are supposed to take place somewhere in Europe and everything is in English. Hurts every time. Oddly, this usually doesn't happen with European movies about other countries.

What do earth signs mean anyways?

​@@alexv3372They're earth benders. 😉

Haha But no seriously what do they mean

@@alexv3372 Just means you're a Taurus, Capricorn or Virgo

@@alexv3372each elements in horoscopes are somewhat related to their unique characteristics so they each have differences that’s more i know

Actually it's Italian but you do you...

@@DrGregoryHouseIT it's insane that you said this as if it's not literally the same word in both languages lmaooo idk what your logic was here. and also she clearly spoke spanish? like italian and spanish, similar as they are, sound pretty different when spoken and that was clearly spanish

not even use latin. Das lazyyy

I would've known that shit as a 10y/o

Did the movie imply it was a good college 😂

I think they tried to reason it out with how her zodiac factored in and that it only meant death because it was inverted but, yeah, they really just wanted her fighting *literal* death at the end because she was trying to fight her moms death when she was younger

I was thinking Three of Swords would also be a good option! Take that heartbreak meaning to the extreme

You’re correct. They’re using Hollywood Movie Tarot tho, so obvs death card is literally death. As in “the death of originality…”.

@@teddy-1965 The old lady got that one actually lol

This is exactly how I felt about the hanged man slander since it's my personal favorite card meaning

I mean I'm not surprised it's very rare movie/TV show people do actual research into the occult when they use it in their TV shows/movies

Many times they don't even research the non occul​t stuff,

I bet these people also wrote the bye bye mam

​@@NeloBladeOfRanni I mean until American Horror Story most studios didn't fully commit to understand Vodun or Wiccans (Not saying it never happened there's a few good examples of movies and shows that vaguely did them justice without spookism or racism)

Is this a Muffin Time reference? I play that game every Sunday at my grandmas house

Wait that's so funny, thanks for that😂

Heart of the cards

"The witch deck has no pathetic cards, Kaiba!!!!!!"

​@mattbaltimore7195 but it does contain the unstoppable tarotxodia

That would have made a better movie lol 😂

But the virgin isn't the only survivor (so I guess one of the other sacrifices - maybe Japan - succeeded).

Headcanon accepted!

It honestly makes sense that it was like a prequel to cabin in the woods about a previous sacrifice group but it didn't work out so they just made it a stand alone film

Right? Absolutely no nuance.

Well from what I know The death card is usually a tower

@@alexv3372 that and the three of swords are the somewhat "bad" cards.

Why 3 swords?

@alexv3372 the three of swords card represents heartbreak. In most decks the three swords are piercing a heart or a person.

It's like this was written in the mid 2000s and the Studio was like "Hey not many tarot movies, let's greenlight this "

💀

I think that is the worst thing you could have written good job 👍

Did he by any chance pulled it twice?

Na, it's still a good showcase. Not his fault the writers are terrible.

Wait fr ?!

Right!?

I really wanna know where they got that trait from since we're stereotyped as boring workaholics damn Did they accidentally read Saggittarius' when scrolling through their teen horoscope website last updated in 2003?

I was looking for this comment! I would understand Aquarius or Sagittarius, but Capricorn? The success obsessed ruled by the literal rules planet? Between that and the silly "death card means death" I know they didn't even google the meaning of anything 🙃😊

For real, I swear my eyes almost got stuck cause of how far back I rolled them.

It's a considerable stepup from ouija boards and dolls

Neat year it'll be haunted dowsing rods, leading people to their deaths.

@@AugustRxat least Ouija: Origin of Evil was decent and there was like.. a couple decent Annabelle movies

I could make a better horror movie and I've never even been to film school. I could make it about something stupid like NFTs.

true...problem is, that the creators choose to lean onto the card aspect. The sourcematerial was a book called Horror-scope. But why butcher horoscopes, if you could massacre several esoteric/occult practises? **shrugs**

Ouch Someone get some ice

@@alexv3372 for the burn or as snack for the show?

I would never forget she's my favorite

Same, I love trash movies

I think if it committed a bit harder to goofy and gave us a better lead this would be near perfect for this level of horror for me

Yeah, the costume design of each monsters was genuinely cool and interesting. But it’s really ruined by the acting and story. The design team was too good for them

The monster design was sooo good. The priestess was legitimately scary (could have watched a whole movie about her).

​@@QuestionsIAskMyself fully agree great mix of cgi and prosthetics

nope, this is the summer house of that one family that played hide and seek to death with their new DIL as a welcome game on the night they got married.

because of the ritual side of things I don't know if they could have been cleansed but I thought the same thing, like she knew enough that it was bad vibes but didn't bother trying to freshen them up

I also read tarot, I would like a copy of this deck to have in my own collection to use, I love the art. But I collect geek/nerdy/fandom based tarot and oracle cards to use in my readings.

​@@JdeeGeekyGaoLove the art of the cards, as well! Always wanted the Tarot cards from the HBO show Carnivale.

@@RealBradMiller So many years later and I'm STILL bitter Carnivale never got a proper ending.

Haven't used my cards in a WHILE but the using other things comment made me think she probably could've used playing cards instead for a limited reading lol

Not to mention Mayfair Watchers Society, the mostly unknown, kind of mid podcast that officially uses his creations with his consent. Which, listened to it, some of it I liked, but it's got a lot of weird writing and voice acting.

@@TomSketchit How does a podcast use his creations? As thumbnails or something?

@@naplockblubba5369 Like, each episode is inspired by a different drawing or creature of his, and the world building is basically "this is a small town that's just sort of used to there being mysterious entities and anomalies that they try to ignore." He's involved in the making of the podcast, it is official for his works, but he's not involved in the writing, and they specifically avoid using any of his more popular creations.

@@TomSketchit Ah

It’s okay! Abigail was terrible!

@@Chitownbabe417 never speak to me again

​​@@Chitownbabe417 literally one of the best horror movies of the year that did goofy horror well

To each their own preference, I rather watch Tarot for the first time, than rewatch Abigail. Both are nonsense and stupid, but I laughed more at Tarot. The Abigail movie has the characters making nonsense decisions one after the other, that it got a bit annoying… imo. I did like the characters from Abigail more than the Tarot ones, that I’ll admit. Now, if you ask which one I would rewatch, I dunno. I rather just take a 2 hour nap, lol.

I'm so glad you got to "oh brother, this guy stinks!" this movie

Hasnt even been that long since Amazon but ok

Damn, that's amazing

​@@jennyhaslayer1396 It literally has. Amazon was founded in 1994 and became popular in the late naughts.

Omg I didn’t know that. I love him and now I’m so disappointed

They did my favorite card so dirty!!

reversals...no thanks

@@Not_Always Yeah Reverses of any of the cards can be a HUGE negative. If you love the POSITIVE upside versions! Wait till you see the reversed descriptions of each!

@paulman34340 I know all about reversals which is why I don't believe in reading with them lol. All facets are represented and its all about how the card interacts with the others in a spread.

I promise to use money ir(responsible)y to try and find a globe bar

my personal favorite was the perfectly sincere delivery of 'Capricorn's are rule breakers, he was in the restricted area!'

⁠@@AmandaTheJedijeeze I’m gonna have to watch this just to see how bad the zodiac stereotypes are because traditional stick in the mud pain in the ass Capricorn (it’s my rising so it’s ok I’m just describing myself lmao) is not a rule breaker. That would be literally the next sign over, Aquarius 😂

I have a deck that doesn't vibe with me and only gives me accurate readings if I'm reading for certain people. If it doesn't connect with who I'm reading for (including myself) the readings aren't just inaccurate, they're straight up nonsense. That being said, when I've read for people that the deck does like, the readings have been very accurate.

​@teddy-1965 How can you tell when your deck likes someone? Is it for specific personalities or just an awkward feeling that comes out of nowhere?

@hope-cat4894 for this particular deck it's trial and error. If I try to do a reading for someone and it's giving me nonsense answers and is contradicting itself I know it's not clicking with the person. I've tried to push through a few times with readings for myself in an attempt to bond with the deck and just ended up with a headache. I mostly just leave it at home because I have two decks that have never given me trouble no matter who I'm reading for. It is a shame though because the art is beautiful, it's an Alice in Wonderland deck with artwork based on the original illustrations.

I saw it at Sundance actually - too slow for me overall because I hate the lumbering killer (my favorite F13 is when it's the mom and the first Halloween causes me a lot of stress when following him around) but cool concept and easily has the most creative slasher kill in history!

@@AmandaTheJediright there with you. I was like man someone wanted to make a movie like behind the mask but bad. 😅

Also for a sequel; judgement would have kickass zombie uprising shit I do guess 21 deaths would have been too much (the world has strong final girl energy)

Excuse you??? As a libra, I take offence

Oh come off it, horoscopes are literally written to be so vague that anyone could be anything

@samlewis6487 I'm referring to zodiac trait aspects, which is different than horoscopes.

​@@realbadger what is the difference?

@megashima Horoscopes is divination. Zodiac character traits is how peoples' zodiac sign is part of their character. Taurean are patient, logical, somewhat hedonistic (tactile and sensual), while say, Sagittarians can be li'l flighty, particularly in relationships. Libra are generally loyal to regular friends but tend to become controlling and domineering in significant other mode. Horoscopes are "you'll meet a tall, handsome stranger" kind of thing.

funnier still that tarot isn't used for horoscopes like that.

Good job buddy!!

probably in the ascending order of the cost of building a set

It's definitely a fun group activity

@@AmandaTheJedi the second movie she recommended was Creep which seems quite the opposite!