I watched the entire *TWILIGHT SAGA* IN ONE SITTING | First Time Watching Reaction 

From what I've heard, the final book didn't even have a fight scene, so I can't imagine the disappointment I loved the final movie because of the fight scene and all the other characters, but I am happy that my favourites didn't die I agree with you on the sex scenes with Bella and Edward. The fourth one for the most part felt like it was split just to add that for the fans The first movie felt so bland, and I just felt so bad for Jacob in the second one, the others were okay I can't believe I watched 2 hours of all the Twilight movies with you and had so much fun I was in a crowded bus yesterday and had to stand for 1.5 hours and this helped me ignore the pain in my legs and smile because of your N...ON...OON...MOON...W MOON EW MOON 🤣 ... NEW MOON The best parts were when you kept saying that "Bella is the worst" and throwing popcorn at the the screen and saying "Get it off my screen" while laughing I too started laughing 😂

A lot of people shit on Bella for her nightmares in New moon, but on top of Edward dumping her and being depressed… she was attacked by a whole vampire in the first movie had her bones broken and was bitten by him… then not even a year later her boyfriends brother almost attacks her and she’s in a room full of vampires and then dumped all in the same month…I think that’s enough to give me nightmares too.

"Did they all get married?" Yes. Apparently Rosalie and Emmett especially enjoy throwing weddings frequently, according to the book.

26:00 Fun fact - these days Vampires would actually have reflections, the only reason this worked was because mirrors had silver in them. We don't use any of that in majority of modern mirrors. And obviously in context of the movie - Meyers went with more scientific, realistic approach to vampires instead of mythical. The diamond-like crystallised flesh - really cool idea, even if it did cause the ridiculous glittery shine to their skin. There is actually so much vampiric lore around the world, that her depiction of vampires isn't really that outrageous. It's probably one of the few good things that she done in this series. 32:40 Redhooded thing is just Italians having fun for a St. Mark holiday lol. Not an actual way people celebrate it around the world, but it is fitting what people could have done, if vampires were in fact real. 35:50 To be fair it's a 109 years old stuck in a mindset of a teenager, raised probably as devout Christian. In world where there is more myths and speculation about vampirism than actual science, they all would at least assume some lore is true - and the soul part is believable especially for people like Edward, who has extreme issues with being a cannibalistic bloodsucker. Carlisle is actually one of first few who acts started research into what vampirism is - to kinda make his children less anxious about not having souls. And he does find that they are just mutated humans with extra chromosomes. But yeah. For Edward it's logical reason to refuse Bella. 36:50 Tbh, it's not just Edward leaving her. Remember that she was thrown around by a serial killer, having her bones reshuffled few times. And she has full knowledge that the ginger girlfriend of the dude is out there. And Edward did leave her in a forest, with a full knowledge she would go deeper into it, lost in wilderness (due to Alice's foresight). 47:00 I mean... Romeo and Juliet has also been a thing for last few centuries. No one thankfully got inspired by this. 52:30 It's biological. Every power is either based in biology or experiences (outside factors) person had, that affected them. Edward actually thought Charlie was a simpleton, because he barely could hear his thoughts - but he also had this type of immunity, to lesser extend as Bella has. Every power and thing about you as a human is amped up to the maximum after transformation. And some of those things become superhuman abilities. Edward as human was extremely empathetic, Alice actually had visions - and barely remembers her human life, because she was closed in an asylum. Jasper was extremely charismatic. Bella here is self-insert protagonist with no personality. Alec and Jane (Dakota's character) were almost burnt at stake, before Aro saved them - and part of the trauma affected their abilities. Alec can dull all senses (clearly wanting a solice in his demise), Jane can cause pain (probably due to her need for revenge). Even people without supernatural abilities are buffed up. Like Rosalie became even more beautiful. Carlisle became even more compassionate. Emmett's buff body made him stronger after transformation than other of his kin. 53:45 Her power is being an absolute mental shield. Which then changed into her being able to fully control it and affect other people as seen in later movies. She can't defend against physical stuff - but there have been people like that - one of the Aro's bodyguards had ability like that. 55:00 Hard to ask when you change someone on a brink of their death. Which was main rule for Carlisle. Edward was changed after his biological mother asked Carlisle to save him after their whole family got influenza. Rosalie - we obviously learn that later. Esme thrown herself from cliff after she lost her child. Emmett got mauled by a bear (Rosalie actually ran a long time to find Carlisle, because she likely wouldn't be able to change him). 1:19:30 Victoria was one of the few with powers in that whole group - she had strong instincts and pretty much was always able to escape. She actually could still have escaped there - if not for the fact that Edward said all that stuff to her and Bella made herself bleed. Her broken love and need for blood (two strongest things for the vampires in this framchise) were strong enough to let her throw all of her instincts out of the window. Her boyfriend James also had ability to search for people. 1:52:30 Btw. this also fully means that Jacob was attracted to Edward. Outside the usual hatred between the clans. This could have been gay Romeo and Juliet all along. #TeamJedward 2:03:05 So the thing is - the stuff with Chromosomes? Nessie has the same amount of Chromosome pairs as the shapeshifters (one extra, where as vampires has two extra) - it does make you think that maybe, the old stories weren't really true and that third wife didn't use her blood to lure a vampire - but instead she had an affair and probably died giving birth or something and that's how the wolves became a thing - all related to some old vampire grandfather. Or maybe the source was earlier, cause they were supposed to be able to leave their bodies as spirits. Maybe earlier on they had astral-projection like ability and one kid just transformed into a wolf. And that stuck. It makes you wonder what Jacob's and Nessie's kid will have. Maybe they will be able to tranform and give the connection to the pack to other people? 2:06:30 So about Marcus - he was in love with Aro's sister and they wanted to leave (her ability was to make everyone happy, without being addictive) - Marcus has ability to see relationships, extremely important for Aro to see if someone is still loyal to them. So he just ended his own sister, then he locked up Marcus, used other supernatural abilities to keep him within the castle fully subdued and happy. But when vampires' mate dies, they lose all purpose. Dude was locked up on magical drugs for millenia now. Genuinely sad.

again embarrassed that i know this but Jacob wont start aging again until he stops "phasing" (becoming a wolf) so theoretically he could live forever.

The ending of Twilight was so unsatisfying. The evil vampires are still evil and killing people. The Cullen's morals didn't extend far enough to try and make a difference in that at all? The Volturi all but said outright that they'll just bide their time until they can make their next move. I always felt like those two weido Romanian vampires were right when they left in disgust and said, "You're all fools!"

Theres an extended version of Breaking Dawn Part 1 with a deleted scene before the big fight. Edward comes out of the room after Jacob imprints and throws him across the room breaking his arm. The reason why he took so long to step between fight is because he was setting his arm back in place before running out to help.

To answer your question from the book, yes the vampires can eat and drink but it's unpleasant and they have to choke it back up later

That’s nothing. We sat in a theater when the Breaking Dawn pt.2 came out and watched the entire saga, 634 minutes. We sat in the theater so long that they let us have an intermission and we got food from Harris Teeter.

A lot of the soul and afterlife stuff makes sense when you realize the writer, Stephanie Meyers, is Mormon. It's also why they get married so quickly and don't really have any forms of PDA minus a couple kisses and maybe some hand holding/hugs

Ima save this video for when I get some food to eat 😋

I'm so glad you made this all-in-one. Great job, hahaha!

Gosh, I love you're way of sliding away to kitchen) And I really enjoy your reaction!

In New Moon Jasper had a Mood altering power that he used on Bella.👀 Decided to give him a power. Oops, also decided that Bella is immune to powers. Glossing over, moving on.

A few points about the series canon from some questions you asked: So the way bodily functions and fluids work for the vampires is kinda not well described in the movies. Essentially when they turn all their bodily fluids are replaced by venom. Except apparently sperm which they didn’t know until Bella was pregnant. So they can fain the bodily functions but don’t have them. I think if I remember correctly in Midnight Sun (Twilight from Edwards perspective released recently) that when they eat they have to make themselves throw it up because it won’t digest. As you mentioned vampires who feed on humans (and new borns) have red eyes. And they have golden/ yellow eyes if they feed in animal blood. Both feeding types have black eyes when they have not fed for awhile. Not every vampire has powers. It’s relatively rare actually! Carlisle just has cool friends in cool places as a trusted and well liked leader (especially since he decided to leave the Volturi) in the vampire world. Carlisle only turns people who are on deaths door with no other option of survival. Edward was dying from Spanish influenza, Esme had attempted suicide and was on her death bed in the hospital after the attempt severely disabled her but did not take her life, Rosalie was left for dead after being gang raped by her fiancé and his goons, and Emmett was found by Rosalie on deaths door after being attacked by a bear and begged him to turn Emmett. Alice was already turned by an unknown vampire (some speculate it was Carlisle) who was saving her from being tracked by ironically James (tracker vampire in Twilight) and Jasper was also already turned during the civil war by Maria, a power hungry vampire war lord. Edward is in fact a virgin! While he is worried about “her soul” and says he is old fashioned the no sex is very practical. The worry about Bella and Edward having sex is the restraint needed so he doesn’t crush her accidentally. Or loose control and bite her without realizing it. Especially in a situation where emotions, senses, and everything are on a high for vampires it’s even more amplified. Carlisle’s fuck you money isn’t just from his job as a doctor! It’s also from cheating the stock market (Alice’s visions). Leah did not imprint! She was dating Sam before he turned into a wolf. No imprinting just normal dating relationship. After he became a wolf and he saw Emily and imprinted his relationship with Leah did not matter anymore. Same feels awful for it but it’s not his choice. Another point not covered well in the movies but is in the books is Jacob aging. Wolves can choose to stop their aging to let their imprinted mates catch up the them in age. Yea we. And also I think to remain strong to protect the pack and tribe as their on not many spirit warriors.

The amount of work and dedication!😅 im gonna sub!😊

What would you be willing to give up to be Immortal, young, and heal? Most people couldn’t give up simple things or even conceive of living forever. Like telling a Gambler they’d have to give up gambling to get it. Hard to do.

Twi hard here!!! I watched the whole thing and loved it. I watch twilight ironically. If you watch it as a comedy, it’s HILARIOUS

so no actually the werewolves don’t age so long as they’re still werewolves. When there are vampires around, their werewolf side is like “activated” to protect their people and so long as its active, they no longer age. So Jacob is going to stay 17ish as long as he continues to spend time around the vampires.

A paper cut? How many out of the hundreds of girls in that school would be bleeding everyday? The biggest plot holes of holes.

Wow! I can’t believe you sat through all that horrible dialogue.😂

“Give your dad a hug” x250😂

omg I'm new here, but can't wait to watch this!

"They have to say knock knock first, dude" 😂😂😂

If you're interested in reading, PLEASE read the Twilight books; they're really good and explain scenes from the movies better. But I still DEFINITELY really like the movies too😅❤

I was CACKLING through this whole video. I never knew I needed this as much as I did - thank you for suffering though all of this. I actually loved the books, including the one from Edward’s perspective, Midnight Sun, but the movies were like an SNL skit; I was waiting for Will Ferrell to show up in one of them. I knew it from the first movie when Edward “ran” up the mountain to show Bella how hideous of a glittery vampire he was. 😂

Why doesnt this have more like lol i love this dude!

They’re going after cougars. 😂 Brilliant 👍🏾

How is the bite mark explained? Exactly. Permanent scarring and the Doctors never mentioned it to the minors parents when listing the injuries. Gloss by, moving on.

I liked the different approach they took with Vampires in this series. You don’t have to stick to the same copied story for a made up monster because everyone else did. They don’t always turn into bats either.

Trust me, you are not the only one dreaming about becoming a vampire 🤣 I’ve been wishing this for 10 years now :)

"Yes, I'm here for the psychological torture"

Sticking to this chair narrative huh? Bathroom breaks must’ve been awkward and a mess. 😂

I still haven’t forgiven her for cheating on him.

The Vatican🤣🤣🤣 lol

I will not call myself a "twi-hard" as I'm older than the fanbase that it was made for; however, I did really like the books and the movies are ok. I like Robert Pattinson but not Kristen Stewart. I enjoyed watching your reactions and didn't care about the comments or you only somewhat enjoying it. They focused so much on the love story rather than the lore that it wasn't as good as the books. Not all vampires have "powers" but becoming a vampire enhances some of your natural abilities. Carlisle's was compassion. This is why the Volturi were looking for any reason to get rid of him. He was able to get a faithful following because of his compassion rather than the fear the Volturi used. The Volturi were looking for vampires with certain powers. Aro wanted Alice and Edward because he'd have the power of the past, present and future at his figure tips. The fight scene at the end was mostly for those that read the book. The book doesn't have a fight scene. Alice says let me show you and it says something about Aro sees what she means and there's no fight and ends. So when this movie came out and those of us in the theater that read the book, when it pans down to Carlisle's head in Aro's hand .... the theater irrupted in madness. The werewolves don't age as long as they are werewolves. The story where the tribe chief's wife killed herself to distract the vampire, he was 300 years old. It was his 3rd wife and they finally did not have any vampires around so there was no werewolves. He was finally aging and enjoying his life. His son had never turned until that vampire came and then killed him right away. So as long as there are vampires around, they will live and not age and change to protect their families. Once there are no more vampires around, they are not needed and stop changing. Anyways, enjoyed watching this. Got yourself a subscriber and I'm going to check out what else you have posted. I'll have to see if you've done Hunger Games or Divergent or not sure if you do tv series, but Galavant is pretty good if you like fantasy like Lord of the Rings. Clerks trilogy is a real good one if you like Kevin Smith films.

It's not healthy to not leave a chair for 10+ hours (no bathroom breaks?!) I'm here for it though. Thanks for the dedication. Edit: Okay explain bathroom break in a chair.

as REDICULOUS as these movies and books are I did enjoy them when I was young lol but its important to note her screaming bad dreams in new moon are not her breakup its reliving James's attack.... still kind of ridiculous that they don't start till after he leaves tho

Do Harry Potter

HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE VIEWS AND LIKES?!?!?!?! My husband and I LOLed so freaking hard during this. Thank you!

4:42 DUUUUDEEE

Random and unnecessary rant below for Eclipse. Why would the Volturi drain children? They're too small, not enough blood. Sure the Big Bads are evil but are they stupid as well? Just advertise a 16+ tour group for the largest blood vessels while not discriminating against too many family vacationers. If the vampire world generally knows what a shield is (even though they can vary, the point is that they block things, hence shield) how come no one makes the quite obvious deduction that Bella is one? Why is the existence of wolves hidden from the natives that live and work/go to school on the reserve? It's a bit cruel to let their adolescents just randomly turn and have to be informed on their new state AFTER they're forever changed. Also how did they hide the raging wolves from the community that weren't let in on the "secret"? Why would Alice never look at the other Volturi members' futures when Aro's was "blank" and the vamp baby violence was mounting? It's very write-myself-into-a-corner. Lastly, why in the world would throwing your human girlfriend into a wall be the best way to protect her?

LOL! Unreasonable hatred of fictional beings. LOL!

Not all vampires have special powers, Victoria did tho, its just not as obvious she had the ability to evade, if she didn't want to get caught she wont. Sounds so stupid and I am ashamed that I know this

That weird Stephanie Meyer, the "author" she does know no shit about tofu. Ibeen a vegetarian 20 yrs because I LOVE ANIMALS AND NATURE and also I want to avoid the diseases flesh eating causes. Tofu is versatile nutrient infact it is more versatile than flesh is, and there fore tofu is more satisfying than is flesh. Carnivores call it as a meat, a beef, a pork, a chicken, a lamb etc to make that sound sweet but infact it is flesh. carnivores eat. Bt the way. I am a chef with three years high schooling.

Robert Pattinson also cheated on her but it’s funny how no one ever brings that up. They are both over it anyway

Audiobook books Bella 💖😎🤍🖤😎☕️are better more characters details 😏Movies good 🎧 Life super complicated 🥰Have a good day and night positive vibes 😁