i watched the heathers riverdale episode so you don’t have to 

I was gonna dislike but then I read this and I was like oh you accepte that people have there own opinions so ya

@@IsabellaCorrigal Seems a bit negative as a pre-requisite to me that you would assume he wouldn't accept that based on him simply expressing his own opinion.

Were u mad or sum when u made this vid? Or do u just put hate on the internet for fun?

@@kaliahhill7113 You've rather restricted his options there. If I had to guess I'd say he was mad (or, as you suggest, something to that effect) at the episode for how cringe and awful his experience watching this was. Otherwise the purpose of the video was comedy and criticism and had nothing to do with the gentleman's personal emotions or hatred in any form.

Max Jones cool

Didn’t they make him sing in that high school musical rip off on suite life?

Rosanne Walcott he doesn’t even like musicals

When he started singing i was like why did do this mans like this...

he sounded better in five feet apart and it wasn't supposed to sound good in that movie

Excuse me, he sung in the Tipton commercial.

Casualtofu ikrrrrrr??? It’s so stupid

For the bad parts my mom makes me not look :/

There ain't no cursing in riverdale

@@lydiahillard6946 Which is way more confusing.

For real😂

Same

And Newsies. Please don't ruin Newsies.

They should do Phantom

@@JD-gj8zx I agree with that statement

DEH is the only one I see them doing out of these. They only really do high school centric musicals

No one would

BAHAHAHHAHAHA

I would :)

V.V LMAOOO😂😂 ikr

Hahaha poor thing

V.V 🤣🤣🤣

Who was he on Disney?I dont recodnise his Face.....

@@LivesInHerBooks Cody from Suite Life of Zack and Cody

LMAO 😂

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD OMG THANK YOU😂

Yeah, they're both absolute shit

they are both high when they do their jobs

Seren Murphy yep lol

are you a fan of Translator fails If so, ATLANTA WILL BE INTERESTING FOR THE STHUTHGART (all caps)

Damn, and I google translated the real lyrics and they sounded better than this: Are you in trouble? Do you have a choice At this point Why do you want my penis now? Eyes split And everyone can see it here But i was happy Here are some suggestions Listen, Bioch. favorite! Looks warm Buy something you can never buy favorite! Drink a lot Maxine's father credit card favorite! Skippin Health Fear him Quay favorite! Toxic clothing Nose nose. If you forgive the ball You can play Let your mom narrow down your favorites come Or you can smoke Add charcoal beer Porsche in 15 minutes Sound sound sound What do you think Welcome to my candy store It's time to abandon her and move on They also lost Then go to my candy store Boy is falling At your feet Pay attention to money Help me deceive myself together go Gauma This is a trick Not your friend I see the end If: Do you have a chance This will cause them to fail. -Of course, if you don't mind. good! Dry your hair Boy Sesame Street come Or forget to crawl He was sitting in my car In the grass Sound sound sound What do you think Welcome to my candy store You have to show it Not a few of you Then go to my candy store You can join the group Or you can cry and cry You can live your dreams Or you may die alone You can fly with an eagle Or if you like Continue testing This has the same purpose. Veronica, Lee. Lamb invited her to his party. The show showed that he was concerned about me. Model of my product. I am very happy! come Dear I miss you Come on, Heather. Please visit my candy store. It's time to abandon her and move on My mother didn't Oխխ Oյ օ O: Then go to my candy store.

@@hazyhope._. man, i love Google translate.

@@sunshanshrav1 HAWAII HE HE HE

Don't forget *d o o r k n o b*

Riverdale fans be like:omg that color makes you look like a doorknob Other Riverdale fan:why you so mean I just wanted to have my mom get me ice cream:( (Sorry of this is not that funny but at least it's better than the Riverdale Candy store)

I HATED how they sang an octave lower at Candy store…. I can’t…😨😨

ICECREAM-???

@@tehe5652 I read that the ice cream instead of snack was for rhyming purposes but who knows

alx xox i haven’t watched the show since the first season did that stop?? they just abandoned that?

@@lonelyghost1851 yeah he likes boxing now for some reason

Procrastinate what the fuck lmao

i was laughing during the first musical episode cause one of the only characters pursuing a music career sounded terrible lmaoo

isabel the rat Wait? THERES MORE? WHY

also doing that in a secret illegal casino

Literally singing doorknob while basically twerking

Tea And Betty who is like 16/17 Stripping in front of grown ass people

Who did BDSM and when?!

@@_leni toni n cheryl bruh

bruh this is so obviously copied like ur right above the og comment

Lmfao this comment is underrated as fuck

🤣🤣🤣

Same

same

LMAO YUP

*coughs* you mean series?

omg is he ok ??!!

Can we get like 420 likes on this lmao

I mean the actor does have broadway training but for some reason he’s on riverdale??? 😐

@@lilymaid3139 idk if he does but his brother is a broadway actor

The ice cream confused me too. When tf was “snack” considered too controversial to be mentioned?

And the lyrics dont even make sense😂😂😂

Season 6: Alright I’m done someone get me the tequila and the shot glass.

remember when riverdale was actually good and not satanic and serial killers

Simone Lozano 😂 yes ahh season one days

Simone Lozano no.. i don’t remember, because it was never good 🙃

good days

Dada Lapa first it was pretty little liars now it’s glee

I was honestly thinking the same thing

That's bad that's very very very bad

YES

And that is very concerning...

True so freakin true. And then the people who love Riverdale and think that this crap deserves to be on broadway get SUPER pissed off when we who appreciate the OG talk about how shitty this is.

Like Kurt and ram

You make the jocks so blue... You hurt them badly

They did them dirty, dude... they're dying sadly

sarah OMG this comment deserves way more likes 😂😂😂

HAHAHHA

bahahahahaha

😂😂

Lol! 😂😂😂

HamPrince underrated comment

If he were to blow this one up, nobody would care.

If he blew this one up he would be a saint

Semi Automatic exactly XD

yes make it go boom

For real?

@@cwp4eva look at their interviews she always looks done af lmaoo

Oh my god it annoys me so much just use loser thrice as if they haven’t had creepy bdsm sex scenes

Ella Sarah It’s not because they just censored the song to fit the show. Which I don’t understand they had to censor it this much because they show make out scenes. Soo..

And why didn’t they say snack instead of ICE CREAM which doesn’t rhyme🙄

Clare Brennan they said both or at least they did on the Apple Music version

Clare Brennan I think it’s because it was the second time and in the original song it says p•ssy so that’s why they say door knob instead

Alexandria _10 so illegal Heathers?

Jenna Sylvain the poor girl who played heather chandler didn’t deserve it

Sally Hutcherson her apologizing to the audience during one song was everything

@@jesylv Not be that person but Illegal Heathers was produced by a high school I almost auditioned for Heather McNamara

/Sofie/ I know it was done by a high school. I also know they had little to no time to rehearse and everyone was worse off being apart of it and it’s not their fault it didn’t go great

With my ear, I'm not even sure who's Kevin cuz I am terrible with tones I'm used to listening to voice banks singing, so autotune stopped existing for my ear And also I'm just terrible with tunes so even bad stuff can sound decent to me

Satisfied?

SunnyScreen25 nah kidz bop is better than this shit

Gimme Da Playdoh don’t do kidz bop dirty

@@rainbowgrden Sad thing is you're right...

@@rainbowgrden actually, this is better than kidz bop

Kidz bop would be sooo much worse

666th like

That’s why we Stan.

Stan Hermione

Don’t ever disrespect Troy Bolton like that again.

Troy bolton can actually sing

Kapten Vågskum love yours too!! And yes, Game of Thrones and Marvel are like, my entire life 😂

Jessica Francis shit, you’re right!!

Kapten Vågskum it’s true love

haahahaha literally

I want to like it, but 666 likes...! Edit: ant -> want

Scribble Note They really did my gay jock bois dirty like that :/

Kurt and Ram's dads will get the revenge.

neither did heather c

Serena Koehler I don’t get it

@@ayazmohmand1780 They are just saying that Kevin is the only one that can sing.

You see how buff he is??? He knew what he had to do

Am I the only one who thinks Casey did mediocre? I mean the line "I feel like Bono at LiveAid" was too low/off key, and we KNOW Casey Cott has the range to hit those notes correctly

@@simly5189 He's a good singer but he wasn't the one directing the vocals or the one choosing which takes of the lines they used.

Laiya Medina “Lest make it high school musical 2.0”

Sobble In Comments they changed words on this musical BECAUSE it’s illegal :/

katox how is it illegal?

@@katox3578 You mean copyright?

Meryl-Moon which is illegal

THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES RN

Except is still says bitch but got forbid they say snack..

emmipt or quaterback, cant have any sinful language in riverdale

It really is.

😂💀

Brooke Vidds to stay different, edgy and unlike other boys.

Brooke Vidds a weirdo i was led to believe

nah cole just hated the fact that he went throught disney without singing but had to deal with this bull crap instead

Kai Lee yeah

In case you didn’t notice: he’s weird, he’s a weirdo, he doesn’t fit in

Yes Same

Same

The musical episodes were bad but the show I love it

You can tell jughead is like kill me now 🤣 His character would definitely never do the musical episode but whatever

Ik they say cuss words, have VERY dirty dancing, but saying the word looser is bad ?🤔

@@MKitch04 The word they censored is "pussy." It just would've been smart to say "loser" again, rather than substitute "doorknob."

Pussy ≠ doorknob 🧐

what does that even mean

@@bethpeacock17 they could've said coward :,)

And when they dropped the octave in Candy Store🤢

@Millennial falcon but how the boys did on big fun and Cole... its another level

@Sarah Mc Nulty Lmao their not actually serious about crying. Relax.

dxrling it really didn’t, how dare they disrespect a legend like that

Lol when did it die? She is in stranger things

Elizabeth Gonzalez she got caught shoplifting at Marc Jacobs in the early 2000s, and that hurt her acting career a bit. Then Stranger Things revived her career.

Period

dxrling whoah i didn't know that

Even autotune cant save them fam

Editor : should we autotune the worse singers? Director: nah make them louder than anybody else

u guys can make fun of the show,, but not the actors..their real people come one

I need eye and ear bleach

It’s the autotune that makes it bad!

well, if they could afford hiring voice actors to sing over them it might work, but it’s a tv show not a movie, so probably nooooooot in the budget

The sad thing is they can actually sing but they autotune them for no reason.

They can sing but they auto tuned it idk why

Which is funny because he did sing briefly in the suite life. Also, he is singing way too low.

Red Red ya I was very surprised he sang in this cuz he spent the last year saying that

@@allysonkathryn5014 some people say it's not Cole's voice?? idk

Sizzlely it is though, you can tell it’s his voice

@@AyoRoblox it is, except the belting part, they switched it to the orignal singer, Ryan McCartan's voice

Cloud Edits lmao that part always gets me as well

Lol I'm slow

@@connorphilipp Don't worry, I am too lmao. I had to actually pay attention to realize that xD

@@nathanhendradi2062 C and D are notes in music. M doesn't exist

@@nathanhendradi2062 The Heathers last names are Chandler, Duke, and McNamara. And they were singing their parts so Autotune C D and M 😂

Right

This

Evelyn showed up and I was like "Huh she's crazy but at least she's single!" Then I watched like the last five episodes of season three 🤦🏼‍♀️

Xx Hope xX same

Reggie can...

I love this

My vocal chords didn't die trying to hit Heather C's high notes in Candy Store for this.

PREACH

Tea

Romeo Russo oh hush

Yes, hello I like pink jd deserved what he got😭

When he was singing 'seventeen', he could really let loose on the high notes, and he's actually really good. But I completely agree, the weird singing-talking bits and doing it way too low for his range was bad.

The autotune messes it up

Sapphiire Toni can sing tho

Kevin can sing cause his brother is on Broadway so they sing a lot together and had lessons togethee

hamilquartz I’m pretty sure they edited in Ryan McCartan’s (the original JD off-broadway) voice because it sounds exactly like him and so different from Cole’s voice in the beginning. I’ve listened to seventeen easily a hundred times and I cannot tell the difference between Ryan’s voice in the chorus and ‘Cole’s’

*yeah, still think he payed dylan to act like his brother for this episode cause cole absolutely refused to sing*

@@mishapenmoonmoth I mean his voice sounded different in five feet apart when he sang so this might be true

Vanilla or Chocolate ? *yeah but they could’ve payed DYLAN to sing and cole to act bc they pre-recorded the singing*

Brooklyn Mitchell *yeah, even if he really did do the singing in both he was willing in 5 feet apart and very uncomfortable doing so for riverdale*

beebo is our king probably from too much autotune

Alice Emburey it’s not a joke episode?

I prefer his actual accent

I Like his accent..

Oi I know, I like his Kiwi accent better 😂😂

I am shook to discover that he is not American but thinking about it I shouldn't be

I love his real accent, it’s so... so!

Sounds like a normal day on riverdale

I’d join in tbh

Aqua Peachette if they touch Hamilton DEA or BMC I’ll riot

At least there's no way to fit Bettlejuice in the plot (I hope)

Taeunaosei I hope they don’t try and do Beetlejuice

@@Danidiva21 Half of me wants to know what they would make with it (like, really, who would sing Creepy Old Guy? And The whole being dead thing?) And the other half just don't

Musical Nerds, ASEMBLE!⚔🛡

its so terrible tho, you gotta admit it

@@Anastasiaaugh I think they just destroyed at least 50% of my hearing. Thank you, Riverdale.

I'm not even a theatre kid but this just really sparked my suicidal tendencies

I'm not a theater kid yet And just knowing about the existence of these covers makes me feel disappointed with life

@@lacerda6804 I’m a theater kids with the same tendiences and I confirm

ikr like what was wrong with "well who made her captain"

I wonder if they change lyrics to avoid copyright shit or something? That's the only reasonable excuse I can find to forgive this abomination

@@ShamaD274 they are a tv show they will prob get permission esp when they do bunch of other musicals too

@@arkivetan I figured but why else would they kidzbop-ify the lyrics like some bootleg black market version?

from what I remember (it was a few years ago when I watched this episode) I think she was singing as veronica in riverdale and not heather mcnamara in their highschool musical and I think it was daddy issues or something and not being in control of her life (thus, the minor lyric change). I mean, compared to the other ones like doorknob and ice cream, let's let this one slide 😂

They had to make it ice cream so that it could go with football team. The original line was, let your mommy fix you a snack, or you could come with me to smoke, pound some rum and coke, with the quarterbacks

Jesus Arredondo they could've just go "dirty dancing with the quarterback"

chippy well you know how “kid friendly” Riverdale is so they decided to get rid of “if you lack the *balls* you can go play dolls, let your mommy fix you a snack.”

@@sikisiki7458 lmao ikr

@@ja7440 what I meant by that is not auto tune the hell out of her voice. It sounded robotic which is appalling considering the videos I've watched of her singing is beautiful. She doesn't need the auto tune

The only one out of the girls who really shouldn't sing is cheryl.

Seungmin is BAE they gotta make her sound as bad as the rest - gotta make them equal

She sing it it no autotune

Middle school choir concerts are better than this.

@@starrycactusx5978 agreed

@@starrycactusx5978 I agree

@@starrycactusx5978 as a middle schooler in chorus i can confirm

My middle school play was better because they actually like and are passionate about it

margareth michelina Yes I do

No not really

Gabe and those 4ish people sing maybe 5 lines in the whole episode🙄

Actually only Kevin can sing

Kevin, betty, Cheryl, and who? josie?

nvm. i say cheryl, betty, kevin, josie and

They are Casey, Lilli, Cole, and Camila. Josie and Vanessa would be on there too if they weren’t auto tuned so much.

Marit maybe her real dad knows that she’s acting like a 17 year old girl and wants her to stop😂

Marit ahahhaha

@@antoniamuhle9606 or Edgar is really her dad incest wouldn't a first in this show

Loris Col-Chambon if she’s 26 he must be almost 50, but he looks like something with 30. I wonder what happened to them🤔

Loris Col-Chambon but it was weird, that she called him dad in the last episode

*hahahahahhahaha....* *hahahahhahahaha....hah...* *OHMYGOD*

One of my favorite parts of the whole thing 😂😂😂

That was the best part of the video

BEST PART OF THE SHOW

Owen Vaccaro EXACTLY

Me: Goes hysterical and then dies on the floor

excuse me even a duck could make a better musical *_ahem_*

a duck 💀💀💀