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Cannon, Sam Firstenberg, and David Bradley team up again to give us another movie about underground fighting. And wow, is it insane. Large parts of the movie seem to be edited out of order. Some of the violence was apparently edited out. And there is a weird 'love' scene out of nowhere.
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@briancoulombe4517 Год назад

Holding a katana while standing around in his underwear. Finally, a relatable hero.

@JasonBrant Год назад

A man's man.

@leeweesquee Год назад

Every weebs hero

@davidtatro7457 Год назад

This was the part where l busted out laughing, and l felt vindicated when Erin did too.

@Regaljester75 Год назад

I thought you were looking in my window for a moment when I read your comment.

@sealdoggydog Год назад

Haha we've all been there 🤣👍

@LordGrimlok Год назад

The director of the movie, Sam Firstenberg, was recently interviewed by Viking Samurai. He shared his thoughts on this movie and working with David Bradley. He talks about how the studio completely re-edited the movie after it was done without his knowledge. That's why it seems so all over the place. Well worth watching.

@JasonBrant Год назад

That explains a lot.

@Fardawg 6 месяцев назад

@@JasonBrantIt always bugged me that in the last fight you can see that each of them is actually fighting someone they previously fought, which is why it looks like they aren't in the same room. The fight was meant to be that one move (and then the thrown sword), likely an homage to the Kurosawa films Seven Samurai and Sanjuro, and the most famous fight of real 17th century swordsman Miyamoto Musashi, but the studio must have insisted they needed a bigger fight and added the silly reused shots. There is an unrated cut here on YT by the way. I don't think that cut was ever released in the US. It isn't marked as Unrated on the ones I see on youtube now, but the running time is 1:26:19 and if you check it at 1:10:13 you can see if it is the unrated by the extended ending to the fight there. I won't describe it because I think they blocked my last comment from 9 months ago because of it.

@kellyweingart3692 28 дней назад

“Who’s fighting diaper?” 😂

@smix8780 Год назад

As always... Watching beer. Drinking movies. Having pun.

@JasonBrant Год назад

Always.

@alexp974 Год назад

This cannon film was a blast…

@etincg82 Год назад

Brian’s knowledge in obscure topics is unparalleled especially in 70-80’s cars and Japanese mafia organizations

@TheKingOfRuckus Год назад

The random Connect Four reference at the end was hilarious

@JasonBrant Год назад

The man knows his cars.

@heiner71 Год назад

@@JasonBrant Sort of, the W123 Merc taxi was made from 78-84 not into the 90s

@only1dirtymouf Год назад

@@heiner71 He wasn’t saying those were made in the 90’s. He was responding to Jason’s comment as a joke.

@WeldingQueen Год назад

I needed something good to watch while getting ready for school. RU-vid has so much crap it's a rare jule when you find channels like this. Random.....but it's never too late. I'm 35 with 5 years clean, halfway through a welding degree. Life can be hard af but it's NEVER to late to make it better. Whoever is reading this I hope you have a wonderful day.

@JasonBrant Год назад

Keep kicking ass, Alexis!

@NoLiveking87 Год назад

Also 35 here and just got this video recommended. I really like when this happens since usually it leads me to a channel like this one with lots of content I haven't watched yet. So I can lean back and use the next few weeks to look through them. I'm kinda burned out since I'm in my 30s so I usually just lay here on my couch all day long and watching videos like this :b And yes, it's never too late. Friend of mine that is one year older, started studying 4 years ago and now has a good paid programing job.

@ericseitzler81 Год назад

Weird I'm 5 years old and 35 years clean!!naw good on you keep up the great work.

@TalentCaldwell Год назад

I love that you “Patreon blurred” Erin flaunting her feet. 😂

@JasonBrant Год назад

🤣

@hansgraichen8051 Год назад

They are blurred in Patreon also.

@ZaxCal Год назад

@@hansgraichen8051sorry for your loss

@hansgraichen8051 Год назад

@@ZaxCal meh, I’m not a feet person.

@FelixReulare 4 месяца назад

his sister has lovely feet. many tugs.

@Dr_Cosmobyte Год назад

"There are towels in the bathroom over the sink!" I never had any doubt Erin is the one in charge!

@Anynom Год назад

I can never watch Marc DaCascos in anything these days without waiting for him to unveil this week's secret ingredient.

@JasonBrant Год назад

Never watched that show.

@leeroyjenkees4795 Год назад

He over emotes in that as well

@ArtVandelayOfficial Год назад

Beeeeee'eeeer 🍺

@castortroy6588 Год назад

God I love Brant Thursdays !! Enjoying every minute from Ireland 🇮🇪 🙌

@JasonBrant Год назад

Thanks, Castor!

@roosevelt_asylum Год назад

I love the Team America ‘Matt Damon’ they threw in there. Wasn’t asked for, but definitely what the world needed

@waynesmiley2207 Год назад

I just woke my neighbors as I watch this ep. at 5AM because as soon as I saw the guy with the spear tip woven into his braid of hair I got super hyped!! I have been trying to remember this movie from my childhood for the longest but only could recall that fighter and his death scene. Thank you SBIG crew for finally helping me solve this thirty year mystery 🤣🤣🤣

@rickerpenor Год назад

Editing awesomeness. Who needs a story that makes sense when you have swords and karate.

@JasonBrant Год назад

Hell yeah.

@WhooFlungPoo Год назад

So glad yall decided to watch this. I remember renting this from the local video store after watching it on TV. It seemed like there were multiple versions with different Inconsistent editing. Conan would die or the pole arm guy would die then in the next scene the main character would be delivering exposition while the dead guys were training in the background. Pure masterpiece of filmmaking! Edit: the tv version didn't have the predator vision scene that over stayed its welcome from what I remember, but it was definitely On one of the vhs I rented. Not sure how many versions there were.

@JasonBrant Год назад

This movie was really diced up, apparently.

@MrEMann Год назад

Banana hammocks, fanny packs, swords, and beer... What could possibly go wrong?! 😜

@o1r4i1o0n Год назад

@@JasonBrant He's right. When I saw this on cable years back the blood and violence were way up, then later I watched it again and I saw the same cut up junk you saw, but in all the versions I watched I never saw any scene with the African tribal diaper guy fight.

@Betoni Год назад

YES YES YES!!! I remember asking for this MONTHS ago. David Bradley imo deserved much more success. Love the film, shame what they did in editing.

@JasonBrant Год назад

The editing is so bad! And I agree - I dig David Bradley's work.

@LetsGetitBoah Год назад

@@JasonBrant OG ending was that it was supposed to be a much quicker to the point fight, as it would realistically be between two masters. But the studio for whatever got involved and wanted more added to it. The movie was also supposed to be more mystery, where you didn't realize the samurais were brothers at first. It would slowly be revealed as the movie went. Also the "love Scene" was not the two actors as it was a studio request to add it in after the filming stopped.

@fizban690 Год назад

NO EPISODE has impacted this channel more than The Barbarians. It's vintage flavors are LITERALLY in every episode since then.

@brucebrunger9326 7 месяцев назад

Billy Blanks wearing an oversized Fundoshi (Japanese loincloth) is hilarious 😂

@craigstrickland1572 Год назад

"Only the Strong" triggers me because of my college roommate. He watched it on VHS all the time and would sing the "Banan way" stuff all the time. I really thought about sweeping his legs from time to time to teach him the way.

@LeviAckerman-cb5ji Год назад

5:00 If the Yakuza does not work out, he'd fit right in with the Globo-gym purple cobras.

@JasonBrant Год назад

🤣 🤣

@trustobey1016 Год назад

🐍

@Celticgamer89 Год назад

We will rock you 🐍

@uribobo Год назад

cannon movies NEVER disappoint. please do more. cheers from slovenia

@brunotrintaedois Год назад

Just out of curiosity: the music on "Only The Strong" says "paranauê, paranauê paraná". In the Tupi language (of the Brazilian natives), paraná means “like the sea” and “auê” is a kind of greeting. The expression “paranauê” can be attributed to a person who has mastered the art of capoeira, as if he made the movements equal to the movements of the sea.

@JasonBrant Год назад

Thanks for the info.

@JaredPresleyExperience Год назад

So glad you are covering this one!

@JasonBrant Год назад

Hope you dig it!

@davidtatro7457 Год назад

I watched this a couple days ago in anticipation of seeing y'all watch it. Sadly, it seems like you ended up with the censored version, so you didn't get to see some of the more amusing fight bits. I think Jason hit the nail on the head with this one. It was entertaining, but it was obvious they simply ran out of money toward the end. Maybe if they hadn't crashed a plane at the beginning, the final fight scene could have actually happened!

@robertlilly1751 Год назад

I started looking forward to Thursdays but when Thursday comes, I see the notification of your video and I’m always surprised. Then I have to crack some beers to catch up! No one is going to remake the ridiculousness that was bloodsport, but when they try, you guys get to keep the show going for at least one more episode. Until Sunday, guys!

@JasonBrant Год назад

Thanks! See ya Sunday!

@lukefrey491 Год назад

Your commentary is gold! Please keep watching more bad films!

@jonbeauchamp156 Год назад

Thanks for the entertainment during my work break. As always great hanging with you guys

@JasonBrant Год назад

Thanks, Jon! Hope you enjoy it!

@jonbeauchamp156 Год назад

@@JasonBrant can I come over for a beer and watch a movie

@youssefverse Год назад

Fun review as always! The issue with framing is due to the fact that your screening copy is cropped to 1.33:1, whereas this movie was filmed in 35mm and originally released in a 1.85:1 aspect ratio (as with all Firstenberg movies). So, sadly, the cropping is affecting the perceived editing and framing/composition of the fight sequences...

@chuckt9us Год назад

"... so the last half of this movie just underground fights?" Yes it is. Gloriously so! Another DaCosos flick to check is Drive with Kadeem Hardison & Britney Murphy.

@DeanS946 Год назад

That's just a legit fantastic film, though.

@jeffholstein1914 Год назад

Looking forward to seeing the awesomeness of American ninja 1 and 2 being witnessed by you guys.

@Michael_Smith-Red_No.5 Год назад

Spilled beers. A Richard Moll reference. Thermian-style clapping. Perfect.

@anoniemoose Год назад

Isn't it a shame that we never had an American Ninja vs American Samurai crossover? Missed opportunity, for sure.

@JasonBrant Год назад

David Bradley was in both, at least.

@davidtatro7457 Год назад

American Ninja 4 was kind of like that.

@DeanS946 Год назад

@@davidtatro7457 yeah, but Dudikoff was being a douche by that point.

@davidtatro7457 Год назад

@DeanSearle l didn't know that. But l think the Dudi and Bradley at least have one fight before they team up. If l remember right lol.

@DeanS946 Год назад

@@davidtatro7457 sort of. If you go back and watch the fight, its often a standin instead of Dudikoff. He had a big ego at this point. He stipulated he wouldn't come back of he wasnt shown to be the best ninja. Its why the movie feels like two parts as Bradley disappears for half of it.

@stonecoldku4161 Год назад

They weren't on set on the same day for the fight. I think they even used shots from other fights. 26:32 Look there is a flash of red fur. This shot was used from the fight with the guy with the blade in his hair.

@ZERO_O7X 8 месяцев назад

@10:32 The photo journalist turns on the lights to see our hero, standing there in the dark, wearing a red banana hammock and holding his sword. 😂

@Timelord007 Год назад

Completely agree with the final fight it was weirdly edited with close ups yet no wide shots of them fighting. Excellent reaction as always, your humour always has me in stitches, hopefully you'll watch the American Ninja 1,2 & 4 at a later date.

@JasonBrant Год назад

We definitely will!

@ArtVandelayOfficial Год назад

Hell yeah American Ninja 1&2 are must sees !

@jasonmyersOU812 9 месяцев назад

Now Jason is working Blue AF. I love that you guys go there and it causes so much reaction. Keep doing the great work. I really enjoy it.

@jrqberry Год назад

making finger puppets with a subtle "matt damon" in the background. brilliant!

@michaelmarquis1824 Год назад

Thanks for this ! Watched this movie back in the day with my friend who also lives bad movies ..when Erin laughs , I can't stop laughing.

@clarkkent4734 Год назад

My memory of the fully uncut version of this was that it was just pretty mean spirited and joyless. Not the usual Canon frivolity

@dizzy1369 Год назад

21:42 "I thought you were holding it" is why "assumptions are the mother of all fuck ups." 🤣😂

@evilintent Год назад

Oh wow, this brought back a lot of memories and me and my friends watched fighting movies back in the day

@ArtVandelayOfficial Год назад

Nice to see you featuring this It's relatively unknown but I've always liked it for the cheese 👍

@eduardodiaz9942 Год назад

Again, Cannon delivers. Not in all films you can see bargain bin Conan and a dude with giant diapers.

@SengokuStudies Год назад

If you look closely, you can see that the beginning of the "fight" between Bradley and Dacascos's characters (Bradley's "vision" before he actually draws the sword) is recycled footage from their earlier fights. You can see Bradley's clothes are different, and catch glimpses of other weapons. As someone mentioned, the studio did their own edit of the movie. So, I think someone thought that the original finale was not exciting enough and they had the footage spliced in, and tried to make it look like Bradley was having a vision.

@TrevJericho Год назад

‘Eye of the tiger’ starring Gary Busey……it’s a doozie

@JasonBrant Год назад

Added it to the watchlist. Thanks!

@TrevJericho Год назад

Thanks Jason

@fslayer1290 Год назад

It was sooooo bad good!! 😆

@berzerkbankie1342 Год назад

I really enjoy your videos they make me feel better. Thank you.

@JasonBrant Год назад

Thanks!

@tomwhite6918 Год назад

Hey! I discovered your videos after searching 'Steven Seagal funny' on RU-vid a few weeks ago and have been watching at least 1 a day since. Keep up the great vids 👍

@JasonBrant Год назад

Thanks, Tom! Glad to have you aboard!

@JCole78 Год назад

At first I was just like “I know I’ve seen every Cannon martial arts film, how have I never seen this movie before?”, but then the dude with the blade in his pony tail braid started fighting, and I was partially redeemed. As soon as he showed up I remembered him, but I still couldn’t remember a single second of the movie other than him🤣.

@JasonBrant Год назад

He was worth remembering.

@LetsGetitBoah Год назад

LMFAO at the 18:54 pay for play tease. That genuinely had me busting out laughing at my desk.

@floydlooney6837 Год назад

I was confused and wasn't going to ask

@JasonBrant Год назад

🤣 🤣 Thanks.

@ezmony6950 Год назад

Glad you guys are showing Mark Dacascos some love

@JasonBrant Год назад

He's great.

@ezmony6950 Год назад

@@JasonBrant i recommend Crying Freeman with Mark Dacascos, Mako,Rae Dawn Chong and Ron Perlman dubbing Tckecy Kario

@eastern2western Год назад

Classic Canon formula American samurai: white guy gets adopted by an Asian family to fight in a secret martial art contest Blood sport: white guy adopted by an Asian family to fight in a secretnkumite American ninja; white guy adopted by an Asian family to fight ninjas

@Arivmario Год назад

Having a great day binge watching all the way from Hoi An, Vietnam. The unsung hero, Brian (in the credits). Hopefully he had a sprayer in hand to put that much oil.

@stonecoldku4161 Год назад

17:58 Ha! Somebody's costume was not ready for shooting day. "Go get a bed sheet from the hotel room."

@padredelaverde Год назад

Keep up the good work JB and SBIG crew!

@JasonBrant Год назад

Thanks!

@madisonbrown5766 Год назад

25:22 I was waiting so long for that comment!😂

@jculver1674 Год назад

27:00 I guess you could say he was...*puts on sunglasses* de-feeted.

@jackflash8218 Год назад

Repeat after me, Jason: "It's only a banana-hammock. It can't hurt me."

@JasonBrant Год назад

Made my eyes bleed.

@rokasrerroca7399 Год назад

@13:40 I have to believe (from the shoes, white socks and high-waters) that this is Steve Urkel kicking ass! 🤣

@JasonBrant Год назад

🤣

@mattwuk Год назад

The beer drop misunderstanding made me laugh.

@tigrecito48 Год назад

27:33 from what i remember samurai always used a smaller sword to kill themselves not the full size katana

@owensjl65 Год назад

Love it when the three of you are riffing……. Superb fun.

@Regnum_Dei Год назад

I watched this movie when I was 12 and had forgotten about all parts of this movie until they got to the hair braid blade. It looked so inefficient, yet so cool to me at the time!

@rsuriyop Год назад

I suppose you can say that poor Mark Dacascos had been... de-feeted 🤣

@tigrecito48 Год назад

if you can wear any armour you want i'd come out in a panzer tank lol

@toupac3195 Год назад

Oh dear, it's time for torture Thursday. Let's go! 🤘😯

@JasonBrant Год назад

😆

@markcharles2819 Год назад

Not the Cannon we deserve, but the Cannon we needed, lol

@stonecoldku4161 Год назад

14:09 So much for the "sixth sense". You can also make out the outline of the pad used to block the taser prong, under his shirt.

@captainmurphy96 Год назад

An 80's movie featuring an underground fighting ring, a hero that swings a samurai sword in his underwear as a flirting technique and a villain that hisses at his enemies.....perfect.

@jasonscarborough94 Год назад

10:34 "Gah... Movie stop it! What'd we ever do to you?"

@brucebrunger9326 7 месяцев назад

The final harakiri seppuku scene …he hands him the wrong sized sword (should be a short one), and you remain facing the one committing suicide to witness and pay respect, not turn your back and walk away….

@nightlordAL Год назад

Another excellent review 👍

@JasonBrant Год назад

Thanks!

@SKOTxFREE Год назад

That Shirt is awesome! And I mean Jason’s shirt btw 😂

@michaelsouslin891 Год назад

You guys remind me of me and my friends TJ and Clifton, whenever we watch movies, even good ones, we talk so much crap and talk just as much about the movie as we talk trash about it 😄

@mattwuk Год назад

🎵 ...and like a, rubber sword I'll come bouncing back to you 🎵

@eastern2western Год назад

Another secret fighting tournament that everyone knows about.

@jtcattanio Год назад

... " the extendables" 🤣

@arnaudsprenger7505 Год назад

You can't help but notice that there was a certain era in action movies, where a fighter would deal a fatal blow and then not look at his opponent collapse, but rather keep his arm/melee weapon stretched, screaming and staring the other way. Nothing is more late 80s/early 90s than that, not even George Bush sr. dancing to MC Hammer.

@theMyouknow 4 месяца назад

I remember the cover of this movie so well, I looked at the backside and it was some kind of "The Quest" with swords, dont remember much from the movie itself but the movie front i remember well.

@MrFeatheredSerpent Год назад

Cannon Films 🎥🔥 nostalgia at its finest.

@JasonBrant Год назад

Doesn't get better.

@JoshuaKirtley Год назад

I thought that guy looked like Bull from Night Court the whole time too! Lol

@brittringel4586 Год назад

I don't know how this is the main topic of discussion. As an inactive attorney, the spilled beer falls under "IDA." Intent, Delivery, Acceptance. Jason clearly intended to give the beer to Brian. The delivery was clear, it was on Brian's chair. Brian placed not only his free hand on the beer but also used his secondary hand to start to open it. This was clearly a gift whose possession was accepted by Brian. The wet pants are his own fault.

@crazyfvck Год назад

NOOOOO!! Diaper guy didn't get his chance to fight :(

@scaberouswretch3673 Год назад

In anticipation of you guys watching this, I watched it for the first time in years this afternoon. I think it’s great. The story is ridiculous, the acting is questionable, but it’s still more believable than Bloodsport. 😂 The fight choreography is way better too. Frank Dux did the choreography on Bloodsport and it looks like it was done by someone who’s never even seen a real fight, never mind been in one. 😂 This film also has great gore. I’m quite shocked and amazed that my mum let me rent this multiple times when I was like 10 years old. But I had already seen the terminator, predator, the running man, and robocop by that point too. 😂

@JasonBrant Год назад

The movie is a mess, mostly because of the editing and story, but that doesn't stop it from being a lot of fun.

@scaberouswretch3673 Год назад

@@JasonBrant Influenced by this film. As a child I used to take big A1 size pieces of paper and use them as an arena on which my action figures would do battle and I would draw blood and chopped off limbs on the paper. God knows what my mother thought. 🤷🏻‍♂️😂😂

@jaypeve Год назад

He whips his hair back and forth

@DeanS946 Год назад

The beer moment was great. It may be cheap, but Cannon knew what they were doing: bring back second-act underground fighting rings! Also, the red cloth/tassles at the end of the knife-whip is a Chinese kung fu thing. Same reason you see it on the ends of swords and spears. The flash of red is used to blind or disorient the opponent. With chain whip, it also makes a sick-ass sound when you are flailing and twirling it, as well as provided some air resistance to allow greater control.

@lalilulelo2990 Год назад

Mark Dacascos Drive (1997) is a descent movie, with some cool fighting. You can even watch it on YT.

@JasonBrant Год назад

We'll definitely watch it.

@Eisenwulf666 Год назад

I thought the huge blonde guy was Matthias Hues, but according to Imdb he was played by Ron Vreeken. The guy is mainly known for being a stuntman and a fight coreographer. He worked on Street Fighter, Mission Impossible 2, Ghost Ship and many more. Also the notorious Island of Dr. Moreau, with Brando and Kilmer (and Dacascos) but i wouldn't exactly be proud of that. Last credit is from 2010 so i think he retired now

@GraveReaperCushions Год назад

Plot twist: The *real* big money is in winning that Connect 4 game...

@manticorephoenix Год назад

Well, at least they used the title “Yakuza” as the nebulous evil organization the brother joins, they appear to have written the story inspired by how the Triad is portrayed in other films (Bloodsport), but at least the title got changed midway through production

@bal5884 Год назад

So much oil was used in the making of this film people were slipping all over the place 😅 Loved this film back in the day, the uncut version is the best, another great watch 👍

@JasonBrant Год назад

Thanks!

@lindseyormsbee Год назад

OMG you should definitely do Only the Strong! I remember LOVING that movie around 11-12 years old, but when I tried to watch it as an adult it was terrible.

@Martin951XX Год назад

You guys kill me 😂😂 Love it 👍🏼👍🏼 Keep it up

@tigrecito48 Год назад

23:33 thats what they call a headshot! lol

@lovelessk999 Год назад

Wow. I kept thinking that guy looked like the gene splicing of Bull and Robert Z’Dar (Maniac Cop).

@stonecoldku4161 Год назад

It's been so long since I've seen this movie. I completely forgot about Conan reappearing in shots after he'd already been killed. 🤣🤣

@kevinoswald4136 Год назад

why do I always imagine every cannon pitch meeting had just mountains of cocaine ,and rivers of booze.

@ericseitzler81 Год назад

Diaper guy didn't fight because his mother had to put him down for a nap,he also had real bad diaper rash so he was disqualified.

@Nightroadtube Год назад

It wasn't in case he shits his own pants; it was in case everyone else shits his pants.

@krazykane Год назад

Mark Dacascos is Japanese, Chinese,Filipino,Spanish and Irish.

@robertoprestigiacomo253 Год назад

21:36 - It's "grazie mille". "Mille grazie" is not necessarily incorrect, but sounds weird. Also nobody says "molto bene" to say very good, it also sounds pretty weird 23:22 - That was a Seagal style chop 23:23 - He probably was a stuntman or somebody who knew how to fall because in the slow motion you can see how he breaks the fall with his left hand.

@JasonBrant Год назад

He did... but he still bounced. That hurt.

@mattscott2664 Год назад

I remember this being gory as hell. Limbs chopped off and lots of spurting blood. Had an old VHS copy back in the day. Maybe this was an edited version