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@wesch6354
@wesch6354 Год назад
I'm a former table games dealer and gambling addict. This is pretty accurate. Even if you play perfect basic strategy the house has a 51% edge to your 49%. And if you try counting the cards to nudge it in your favor by 1% the house will do a back off as soon as they figure it out. They HATE winners.
@MRW2276
@MRW2276 Год назад
Yep online it's even worse with backing off. These sport books have algorithms that measure your EV (expected value) . Get too much into +EV and your limited to joke levels of allowed bets (MGM is know for pennies) . This can happen even when your net losing at said book.
@Saufs0ldat
@Saufs0ldat Год назад
Professional card counter can make a tidy sum, but they go from casino to casino to avoid attracting attention, they need to actually be smart (not just think they're smart), and casinos are increasingly employing counter measures even for that.
@lProN00bl
@lProN00bl Год назад
Depends on the house rules though. Some casinos offer stuff like surrender
@HansPeter-qh7kl
@HansPeter-qh7kl Год назад
There are plenty of videos from people playing the casinos system......they got banned from the casino because the casino cant win. x,D
@TheLittleEmoji
@TheLittleEmoji Год назад
​@@jjtt248 this man has been paid by the casino industry 👆
@seameology
@seameology Год назад
I used to clean bathrooms in a casino. The amount of people sitting on the throne crying was staggering. And of course they told the toilet cleaner their sob story.
@MissTia777
@MissTia777 Год назад
DAMN! LOLLLL!😂
@trentpettit6336
@trentpettit6336 Год назад
Did you ever catch "unsavory activities" happening in the restrooms?
@lostbutfreesoul
@lostbutfreesoul Год назад
@@trentpettit6336 It is a casino bathroom, the real question is: How much did they pay you to look the other way?
@Get-Agar
@Get-Agar Год назад
Can you please tell one or two stories?
@joshportal2808
@joshportal2808 Год назад
The last 3 years the Trump Taj Mahal was open in Atlantic City, New Jersey they had slot touch screens in every bathroom stall. It sounds like a good idea until you realize how many old people and median age people forgot to flush or wipe for hours. Someone would go to take a dump and notice a giant touch screen that was a digital slot machine. They would keep playing until either they ran out of money, they remembered they were using the toilet, or eventually they would pass out and the Casino would call an ambulance. Las Vegas tried this for a year until they realized they got to get the janitors to clean the screens. The Casino in Atlantic City also forgot to clean the screens. All Trump Casinos were shut down for tax evasion, bathroom cleanliness violations, safety violations, food poisonings, a bed bug problem that went on for 10 years, illegal immigrants used off the books, over 50 different rapes from staff in a span of 3 years, and a few minor incidents. Ironically the 3 Casino’s that are left got bad ratings much smaller situations than all that. Tropicana’s bathroom are surprisingly cleaned once and hour and have neon colored signs to show you where the bathroom is. They never have or will have those touch screens in the bathrooms or in restaurants.
@Lemiwinks55
@Lemiwinks55 Год назад
This one was a little more depressing than others. I love it.
@pamelamays4186
@pamelamays4186 Год назад
Cool vest and tie Roger!🎰🃏🎲♥️♦️♣️♠️
@vietnamd0820
@vietnamd0820 Год назад
Hopefully people watch this and learn gambling isn’t a good idea
@calebmauer1751
@calebmauer1751 Год назад
The only ones I'm depressed by are the ones that apply to my life. Finally, he releases one that's not about me!
@jabber1990
@jabber1990 Год назад
yea, but this one is 100% up to you, you have the power to avoid this
@josefk7437
@josefk7437 Год назад
A lot of people say working at a casino is the most depressing job ever and the casino employees are the biggest losers at the gambling.
@KingKongBunde
@KingKongBunde Год назад
As someone who used to work in a casino gor 2 years this is 100% accurate. Its a sick, disgusting addiction
@arthas640
@arthas640 Год назад
it is depressing how addicting it is. My uncle is a hopeless gambling addict and he ended up selling his company and home, screwing my dad over for tens of thousands on a business deal, blew hundreds of thousands he inherited (an inheritance he also partially stole from my dad), screwed his mom over for tens of thousands, and ended up neglecting his kids even though he was a single dad basically leaving them with no parents or family to depend on which ruined their lives all because he was always chasing that high of winning.
@richard7645
@richard7645 11 месяцев назад
I've been addicted for years I'm on the road to recovery
@evanbarnes9984
@evanbarnes9984 11 месяцев назад
I wouldn't say it's the addiction that's so disgusting, it's that we allow institutions to exist when their whole reason for being is to create and prey upon the addiction.
@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit 10 месяцев назад
@@evanbarnes9984 Gambling has been a thing since casinos and gambling dens have been a thing. The institution never created the addiction. People did that themselves, all the institution does was commercialize the experience. You can remove every casino on the planet and you'll still end up with rooms full of people playing games of chances and going broke.
@johnrobinsoniii4028
@johnrobinsoniii4028 10 месяцев назад
“The Twilight Zone” episode,” The Fever” starring veteran actor Everett Sloan: The “one-armed bandit” keeps calling his name: “Franklin…!!Franklin…!!!”
@MarySchipke-dg7dg
@MarySchipke-dg7dg Год назад
In Vegas in 1980, I put one quarter in one slot machine one time. I lost. My entire gambling history.
@billlawrence1899
@billlawrence1899 Год назад
There's the guy that knows the mathematically correct way to play every possible blackjack hand, and Roger states that the casino still has the advantage, True! It's called basic strategy, and if played perfectly the house has roughly a 05% advantage. They are still going to get your money, It just takes longer. And casinos have time. All it takes to bankrupt you. Then he mentions card counting. That is the ONLY way a player can ever get an advantage on the house, but it requires playing perfect basic strategy, perfect counting, perfect money management, and perfect knowledge of a few deviations. It also takes hundreds of hours and thousands of hands of brain bending play for the math to work out, with painful losing streaks along the way. If you can do that, you're called an "AP" ( Advantage Player ) Casinos don't like APs, because they don't tolerate winners, and when surveillance realizes they have an AP in the house, will invite ( it's not really an "invitation" ) you to leave. As Roger says, many casinos beat APs with continuous shuffle machines, That ruins card counting immediately. Those crystal palaces are not built on winners. They are monuments to losers.
@omegahaxors9-11
@omegahaxors9-11 Год назад
Because of the optical nightmare of kicking patrons out for winning, casinos have developed a new strategy for card counting. First they have the dealers count cards as well, and if they notice advantage playing, they change the way they deal. You won't even notice them doing this because you'll be too busy counting, but needless to say your trick will stop working, and because it's impossible to tell between a losing streak and your advantage just being gone, you'll be there until you lose it all. Because advantage players have extremely high confidence, higher-than-average risk tolerance and usually buy higher-than-average amounts of chips, they'll stick around a lot longer and spent a lot more making the casino a lot of money.
@moglie431
@moglie431 Год назад
@omegahaxors3306 so what is this new invisible deal you're speaking of? As a counter and a card mechanic, you peaked my interest. I'm aware of mid shoe shuffles, extremely shallow cuts, flat bets, and back offs. But without cheating by dealing seconds or bottom dealing (hard to do in a shoe game), idk of "new deals"
@omegahaxors9-11
@omegahaxors9-11 Год назад
@@moglie431 Shut up, debate dork. Not going to read the rest of your comment if that's what you're leading it with, because in real life you'd be on the floor by then anyway.
@notmenotme614
@notmenotme614 Год назад
I suppose the problem with this mathematical casino geniuses is, if if you have figured out a system you’d need a ton of cash to lose before the profit (might) come in. You’re not going to win every hand, you could lose big for the first hour or two.
@Ziegfried82
@Ziegfried82 Год назад
@@notmenotme614 it's pay to play and you're right, you need deep pockets to even attempt this.
@woodsman105
@woodsman105 Год назад
I remember the first time I walked through a casino and saw the old folks at the video slots. They all has their player's club cards in the machine with a cord attached to their shirt pocket. It looked like something out of Ray Bradbury. As if the slot machine was powering their pacemaker. They lived as long as they kept playing.
@LVRugger
@LVRugger Год назад
Hey, a reference one of my favorite books!
@SlapShotTakes
@SlapShotTakes Год назад
@@LVRuggerever read down and out in London?
@LVRugger
@LVRugger Год назад
@@SlapShotTakes not yet. Just added to my list. Thanks!
@JohnDoeRando
@JohnDoeRando Год назад
I worked at a casino for about five years. The company treated its employees very well. Between the gambling addicts, the RIDICULOUS rituals of rubbing the machines, and all the old people blowing through their retirement I was done. This video is accurate as can be... Never again.
@mousermind
@mousermind Год назад
*its employees its = possessive it's = it + is
@JustinHuddlestonIsAwesome
@JustinHuddlestonIsAwesome Год назад
@@mousermind your comment was 100% irrelevant and unwarranted. Just because you've got a sad life doesn't mean you need to shit on others. Have a 'blessed' day.
@AlcerusOfficial
@AlcerusOfficial Год назад
Oh man the machine rubbing gets me every time haha. That and people screaming when they win on a minimum bet like they just won the Powerball
@robotnoir5299
@robotnoir5299 Год назад
​@@JustinHuddlestonIsAwesome You do realize that some people actually appreciate and learn from grammar corrections, right? Some people on the internet are using english as a 2nd language, and find this sort of thing useful. You don't have to get your knickers in a twist and shit on anyone who provides a polite grammer correction... especially when their corrections were not directed at you. Also, "Your" should be capitalized when it's at the start of a sentence.
@JustinHuddlestonIsAwesome
@JustinHuddlestonIsAwesome Год назад
@@robotnoir5299 No. Unless someone is asking for advice or correction it is generally unwarranted when communicating in an unprofessional environment aka, the internet.
@JamezMorrizProjectz
@JamezMorrizProjectz Год назад
Don't forget about those $5.00 ATM fee's...
@B.H.56
@B.H.56 Год назад
Hey, the ATM is the only machine in the casino that always gives you money!
@geigertec5921
@geigertec5921 Год назад
What's $5 when you can win the $50,000,000 JACKPOT and the Lambo! 🎰😃🍾🍻🎲♠️♥️♦️♣️
@masterbaiter9856
@masterbaiter9856 Год назад
​@geigertec5921 Institutions unclear: lost my car, house, dog and 4 of my fingers.
@tomlxyz
@tomlxyz Год назад
@@masterbaiter9856 were the 4 fingers lost after you didnt pay back the loan shark?
@danraul9759
@danraul9759 Год назад
My dad gambled at the Luxor when it first opened and he had a good win streak, so they thought he was a millionaire so they gave him free rooms and service for 2 years but he didnt really care about gambling so he took advantage of the free 2 years without pitching a single dime. They figured him out a little bit later but it was already too late and in the end, he actually robbed the casino in the end with pride and i have nothing but respect and an applause for it 😂
@NihilistAlien
@NihilistAlien Год назад
It's not theft if you robb the robbers. Hail to the guy, he's doing Batman 's work
@peepothefrog4331
@peepothefrog4331 Год назад
​@@NihilistAlienpaid by addicts
@griesl2343
@griesl2343 Год назад
@@peepothefrog4331 It‘s not paid by addicts, it‘s paid by the casino. Do you think the casino would have stopped taking addicts‘ life savings if his dad didn‘t use the room?
@bryanfongo327
@bryanfongo327 Год назад
​@@peepothefrog4331the addicts are going to give money to the casino either way
@TheBadGuy69
@TheBadGuy69 Год назад
Your dad is a closet gambler. Known lots of them. Watch out
@michaelqu
@michaelqu 10 месяцев назад
This is why in Portugal, by law, all casinos here make you sign a waiver before you enter stating in all caps: I hereby agree that financial loss is highly probable with participation in gambling activities. The casino holds no liability against financial loss resulting in gambling activities
@SapphireGladeComics
@SapphireGladeComics Год назад
Oh yeah.... that happens almost automatically at a Casino. You win some and you wind up staying put. I realized when I was in Vegas how quickly that can become addicting so I stopped myself and went back to my room or out to the Strip to act like a tourist.
@christianweibrecht6555
@christianweibrecht6555 Год назад
When I went to AC after 2 hours I was up by $20, less than 15 minutes later I was down by $20
@mattm7798
@mattm7798 Год назад
Yeah, I'm convinced they make the hotel rooms worse than normal hotel rooms to get you back down to the casino...i just haven't figured out how they're worse.
@SavageDarknessGames
@SavageDarknessGames Год назад
Steven! How many people you think are Arizonans on the strip? - umm, idk, how many? - none! only tourists live on the strip!
@SavageDarknessGames
@SavageDarknessGames Год назад
@@mattm7798 Probably drier AC air, less comfortable beds, chairs, and linen. Allowing of smoking in rooms, lack of proper cleaning so you can smell the regret and loss! Oh, and compact design so instead of feeling spoiled you feel in jail!
@iSmartMan1
@iSmartMan1 Год назад
I once heard a former professional poker player say "Being a professional poker player is one of the most miserable jobs there is. It's the only job where you can bust your ass for 8 hours a day, making all the right choices and doing everything perfectly with no mistakes, and still end the day with less money than when you started."
@mattm7798
@mattm7798 Год назад
Yeah, a professional gambler is just that, a professional. They have to boil a game to it's most basic mathematical facts. That said, good poker players know alot more than just what makes a good hand of poker and when to bet and not to. They have the ability to read people and their tells.
@iSmartMan1
@iSmartMan1 Год назад
@@mattm7798 To be fair, the context where I heard that quote was when the former professional poker player was giving advice to some friends playing online poker, so reading tells wasn't really a factor. He also mentioned that people who make a living in online poker often play several hands at the same time for efficiency, and the online poker sites are constantly vigilant for people using bots to play an inhuman number of games simultaneously, and those two things came together once in a situation where a poker website sent representatives to a guy's house to confirm that he really was able to play 20 games of poker at once. The response from the reps was basically "Yeah, this guy's got six monitors and is somehow tracking 20 games at once, he's a complete madlad."
@DerangedAussieMan
@DerangedAussieMan Год назад
Learning "tells" doesn't make you immune from variance. Extreme example, but imagine your opponent is going all-in every hand for $1000 preflop and literally showing you their cards. You see their cards and decide to only call when your hand has at least 70% equity. It's still possible for you to lose 10 all-ins in a row and be down $10k, despite literally seeing your opponent's cards and making the perfect decisions.
@goonerbear8659
@goonerbear8659 Год назад
Yep. And to stay in that life long enough to see significant gains, they have to be among the best at their stakes, or at least among the people they play (otherwise, nothing else will enable them to make a living off poker), accept losing days like that happen, consistently play bad players, plan out their bankroll to have a big enough safety net, and trust the math to work out in the long term.
@Forsepoker
@Forsepoker Год назад
Professional poker player here. It’s extremely hard to play poker for a living! It’s odd hours, constant money flowing in and out, and the game continually gets tougher every year. Not only do you have to have the technical skills but also the soft skills that go along with it(emotional control, money management, healthy lifestyle and good game section). It’s really only worth it if you truly love the game and if you make over six figures anything less it is a miserable career.
@shaneyzamora2525
@shaneyzamora2525 Год назад
I see ads were you see all these young people in fancy clothes, but I go and its all senior citizens.
@fitybux4664
@fitybux4664 Год назад
6:25 Roger: "Play Red 19, you can't lose. Also, verbal contracts are not legally binding contracts in this state, so I can verbally make any BS promise to you. 😆"
@swf2e
@swf2e Год назад
I won every time I went to the casino since I was driving the bus. Pick up a group of people, drive 3 hours, then sit back and wait. On the 5 hour layover I would take a little nap, go eat my free buffet, then another nap before loading everyone up for the return. At the end of the day turn in my time for a 12-13 hour day and collect a paycheck.
@Tomwithnonumbers
@Tomwithnonumbers Год назад
If you were able to make money gambling, you'd be on a blacklist and they wouldn't allow you to gamble.
@tankdogization
@tankdogization Час назад
Dana White can attest to this.
@KalliJ13
@KalliJ13 Год назад
I went home from Vegas once with a small fortune; of course, when I went there I had a large one.
@BobSmith1980.
@BobSmith1980. Год назад
Long ago I was a manager in a grocery store and there was an old guy that would shake a turd out of his pants until we figured out who was doing it
@Kalhenwrath1
@Kalhenwrath1 Год назад
Gambling is fun; you just need to remember to only spend what you're willing to lose, and know when to walk away. I'm happy to say that I recently took Morongo for $300. Not much in the overall, I know, but I was willing to lose $100 walking in to the place with no other goal than to kill a little bit of time, to let the traffic die down a bit. The previous two times I went into Morongo... Yeah, they took my money fast. Moral of the rambling: With gambling, you're paying for the chance to dream, but you control how much you spend chasing that dream.
@mikerowave1986
@mikerowave1986 Год назад
It is still a mystery how these places can be legal
@AarmOZ84
@AarmOZ84 Год назад
Noticed that in most states they are not at all legal?
@stuffingtonjfluffypantsiii
@stuffingtonjfluffypantsiii Год назад
Because they bring in so much tax revenue.
@tsarfox3462
@tsarfox3462 Год назад
Not really. If they're illegal the mafia or some other criminal organization runs them. Then you have to add more deaths and injuries when gambling addicts take loans from them they can't pay back. Plus then all the money goes towards criminals. I'd rather it go to taxes than people who are gonna use it to buy guns to kill their rivals. Making something illegal doesn't stop it if there's a high demand for it. It usually just makes it worse.
@Xolcm
@Xolcm Год назад
In most of the world, they're not.
@andymclanza
@andymclanza Год назад
AFAIK las Vegas was created by mobsters
@Mugatoo-uf3hs
@Mugatoo-uf3hs Год назад
I’ve seen craps dealers steal from people who just don’t know the game. Usually when someone is playing the don’t come/don’t pass line
@MikeStar200944
@MikeStar200944 Год назад
As a former blackjack dealer. Mostly accurate. Except card counting isnt negated by automatic shufflers
@ab5olut3zero95
@ab5olut3zero95 7 месяцев назад
The only way to win is not to play.
@themightyfleaforonce4656
@themightyfleaforonce4656 Год назад
I played Roullette a couple of years ago with a buddy of mine and it hit our number 3 times out of 10 spins. On the 3rd hit the manager came over and angrily told the dealer to "go home". She was crying as she walked away. We sat there in shock while the manager took over the table. We immediately left to go cash out while he fumed in anger at not getting the winnings back.
@calmbbaer
@calmbbaer Год назад
"No one wears a watch any more." - The Horton must be solidly in Android territory.
@tedwojtasik8781
@tedwojtasik8781 Год назад
15 years ago I was in Vegas with my GF & Mom and we were browsing the mall in Ceasar's Palace. I was looking at watches, Tag Hauer, and when my Mom asked how much the guy said $3,000. She just about shit. The guy, without skipping a beat said, "watches are just jewelry now, a status symbol. Watches are all completely useless with the advent of cell phones as they are all synched to the atomic clock in Denver." So true brother, so true.
@JeremiahLOsborne
@JeremiahLOsborne Год назад
That's exactly what I was thinking! I mean, Apple watch?
@andrewhime7701
@andrewhime7701 Год назад
Regular watch on my left wrist (still looks good) and Pixel Watch on my right, thank you very much...
@PaperBagMan884
@PaperBagMan884 Год назад
Nah man, I got a galaxy watch 4 and it's incredible. The Galaxy watch is the best android smartwatch you can buy.
@DAV1979
@DAV1979 Год назад
My G-Shock is also synched to that same atomic clock, so that's a win.
@mistdyna
@mistdyna Год назад
I go to my local casino to watch the horse races. Amazing that only spending $2 every 15 minutes brings joy. Heck, one time I won $18! Maybe I am doing it wrong?
@geigertec5921
@geigertec5921 Год назад
You're supposed to bribe the jockeys to go slow and let the longshot win. This way you can be $10,000 on the 50 to 1 odds horse and make $500,000, pay the jockeys $10,00 each from the payout and go home with the rest.
@mistdyna
@mistdyna Год назад
@@geigertec5921 That is legal right?
@cmorris9494
@cmorris9494 Год назад
Most minimum bets at race tracks are $1. I bet $2 the last time I went and won $16. For 3 hours I was happy.
@daniellamcgee4251
@daniellamcgee4251 Год назад
All money won at Casinos, and lotteries, is from people who have lost money. Personally, I couldn't live with that on my conscience. It would be impossible for me to enjoy a massive win when I would be thinking of all the lives, and families torn apart, and children living in poverty, by gambling addicts who's destruction has funded my win. I don't think it's anything to celebrate. 😞
@patrickchubey3127
@patrickchubey3127 2 месяца назад
It's funny that gambling is considered " entertainment " when I've never considered losing money very entertaining.
@TheRosswise
@TheRosswise Год назад
I worked in the casino industry for 17 years. Everything here is true. Including people dying at the slots.
@lesliechung79
@lesliechung79 Год назад
At 4:37 love how the blackjack dealer is showing BOTH cards apparently a 9 clubs & a 6 clubs while the 3rd player from the dealer takes a card despite having a strong hand of 19 busting receiving a 8 seeing the fact the woman hit on 13 to stand on 18 & the other guy standing on 20. in Horton's Casino the blackjack dealer shows you both cards; well played Mr. Horton the GOAT
@tucuongtieu3396
@tucuongtieu3396 Год назад
Hi! Really love you guys' unique sarcasm and satire in the videos. Just wanna suggest a topic: astrology, horoscopes, tarot, and so on; basically the fortune telling business. Would love to see a vid on that!
@troubdr
@troubdr Год назад
As a native of Navada, I thank everyone who comes to my state and gambles so I don't have to pay state income taxes. 😁
@silverblade357
@silverblade357 Год назад
I had a policy back when I lived in Biloxi. I would go in with petty cash I was willing to lose. In the event I profited over that amount, I'd pocket the extra. No cards and no tabs. Period. I profitted about $4,000 in several months before work moved me elsewhere. Also, my game was Craps, where you can adjust and take back your wager at your leisure.
@borgdieg
@borgdieg 7 месяцев назад
Gambling addiction is real, and very painful for many families. I have to say I enjoy playing BlackJack and sometimes a little Roulette, always on vacations, and no more than once a year. I see it as a moderately expensive distraction. I enjoy playing and interacting with other players and dealers. The rare ocasion when I win (or get even) I feel extremely well. The other times, I get up as soon as I lose my allocated budget for the night, say, 100 dollars, with no regrets. I never come back to "turn the tables". I have been doing this for over 40 years. When I read the stories below, I feel like someone who takes huge pleasure from smoking one cigarette a year. Uncommon, but not impossible!
@goatcheese4me
@goatcheese4me Год назад
My first trip to Vegas, I went to the MGM Casino wanting to learn craps. For sure, they'd teach me, correct? It was 10am, the casino floor was pretty clear minus foot traffic going through the casino, lots of empty tables with only dealers waiting. So I walked up to a craps table with just me and the dealer, asked how do I play? She said in broken english "first, put down $10". I said "can you show me how to do it first?" "Yes, $10". So I thought lessons for beginners at an empty table was $10--reasonable. So I did. She gave me the dice and said "roll--you win if 7". I got an 8. She slid a circular thing (later discovered as the puck) on the 8. "Roll again". I rolled a 7. "You lost." She grabbed my $10 chip and said "play again? $10". Lesson learned. I walked away. Later that day I did watch a few tutorial videos on how to play it, but craps is one of those games as I was told by a veteran gambler that "you have to play a lot of money (>$1000) to win a lot of money". And anyone that stands by a table--just see how often someone lays down a stack of $100s. No thanks.
@Dizzymarvel
@Dizzymarvel 10 месяцев назад
Next time you want to learn table games in Las Vegas, I recommend this dealer school that’s teaches future table dealers and players. The price of the classes are reasonable. CEG dealer school 2605 S Decatur Blvd #112B, Las Vegas, NV 89102
@pfefferle74
@pfefferle74 Год назад
Gambler: "I've got a system!" Casino: "You think *we* don't too?"
@EdwardBrown77
@EdwardBrown77 Год назад
Anyone with a basic understanding of mathematics knows to stay away from casinos. I can see the comments now: "you just don't understand how to count cards", or "well, I won $15,000 on a slot machine!" Now think about how much money you spent to obtain that $15,000 which you most likely lost a few hours later after you went to the blackjack table thinking you somehow beat the casino.
@mattm7798
@mattm7798 Год назад
Back in the day, if you could count cards and it was single deck, you may have been actually advantaged over the casino...like the video says tho, casinos rarely if ever offer those conditions any more. The slot machine is different because someone could walk in with $100, and walk out with $10,000. Tho the more likely scenario is they came in hundreds of times with $100 and only left with $10,000 once(and also, any amount over $1200 IIRC you have to report as income)
@jusbus92
@jusbus92 4 месяца назад
This is one of the best RU-vid channels ever.
@Zizzister
@Zizzister Год назад
this should be a lesson for every gambler anonymous meeting EVER!
@JustJanitor
@JustJanitor Год назад
Always love a Roger video
@Mars0984
@Mars0984 11 месяцев назад
This is so accurate. I go to the casino about once a year and every time I get lost in there 😆
@nixielad
@nixielad 11 месяцев назад
No way I got a casino ad before watching this video 💀
@LucidDreamer54321
@LucidDreamer54321 Год назад
I was seriously into various forms of gambling for a few years. I actually made a profit because I'm a real math geek and was constantly researching and devising strategies - and because I was able to maintain my self control! But it wasn't worthwhile for the amount of time I put into it. On a per hour basis, it was about half of minimum wage.
@darkcircle899
@darkcircle899 Год назад
If you like it play poker so you play vs other players and not the house. Once you are good enough to be a stake you can win 10-15 BB’s per hour.
@LucidDreamer54321
@LucidDreamer54321 Год назад
@darkcircle899 I seriously doubt that any poker player can win ten to fifteen billion dollars per hour. Are you okay?
@userac-xpg
@userac-xpg Год назад
He is saying you can profit 10-15 big bets (or big blinds) per hour. However that is unrealistic. A real pro is trying to profit about 2-3 bets/hour
@serbanaurelian4151
@serbanaurelian4151 Год назад
​BB means Big Blinds,not billions.
@LucidDreamer54321
@LucidDreamer54321 Год назад
@serbanaurelian4151 “An abbreviation for billion is most often seen in financial documents and paperwork. Swap the word “billion” for “bil” or “bb” to avoid redundant language but to still be specific in how large numbers you’re working with.” - Capitalize My Title, 2023
@RealCadde
@RealCadde Год назад
"nobody wears a watch anymore" Eh excuse me, smart watches are a thing. You wanna ban those too?
@wq7906
@wq7906 Год назад
I hope one day in the future a magic pill is invented to cure any gambling addiction in human body
@tadroid3858
@tadroid3858 Месяц назад
OMG!! Stuck in a maze. Every casino in Vegas.
@Zuxica-yp1zu
@Zuxica-yp1zu Год назад
I love how the commercial that I had to watch before this video was literally for casino. 🤣
@stillechoinginspace
@stillechoinginspace Год назад
If making money is your goal when visiting a casino then the only game worth playing is poker since you are not playing against the house but against other players. For all other games the casino offers this vid is spot on.
@Haildarklordvader
@Haildarklordvader Год назад
Even with poker you gotta fight the rake AND other players, but it can b done with enough determination
@dIWId1
@dIWId1 Год назад
A message of love: If someone confused a bank with a casino, it's a pure coincidence with a high probability that the vast majority of people still believe in the promise that a piece of paper with some number on it, which represents the value of your faith in it
@fugetaboutit2050
@fugetaboutit2050 Год назад
The hardest thing about playing in the casino is leaving when you’re up
@reversekapel3582
@reversekapel3582 Год назад
Nah that's the easiest
@redngold3005
@redngold3005 Год назад
The 'blackjack strategy' guys always kill me. I've seen casinos where they sell those books in their gift shop, which is the ultimate racket. Pay $20 for a book to teach you how to lose your money slightly slower in the same place.
@cmorris9494
@cmorris9494 Год назад
I got a gambling book for Christmas one year but I was really just wondering how to play the different games.
@tomlxyz
@tomlxyz Год назад
I remember seeing those online ads about how you can win at roulette by just doubling every time you lose and then linking to a specific online casino. One might think that if that strategy actually worked they'd do something against that ad. And who would have even sponsored it if it did work?
@omegahaxors9-11
@omegahaxors9-11 Год назад
The casino strategy that nobody wants to hear is "Don't gamble." I've given it to so many people asking me how to win and they never listen.
@craigfelter
@craigfelter Год назад
@@omegahaxors9-11 It's entertainment. You can spend $300 watching the moronic Blue Man Group, or you can spend $300 at the blackjack table. With the latter, you might walk away with some of your money, or more than what you came in with or with none of it, which is exactly what you'd leave watching the Blue Man Group with. But no one ever complains about shows. Control your gambling. If you can't control it, find another hobby. It's entertainment, not a money making scheme.
@Haildarklordvader
@Haildarklordvader Год назад
Blackjack strategy is an L
@cindymichel4870
@cindymichel4870 Год назад
Took my son on a vacation to Las Vegas when he was about 10. This was back when Vegas was adding family friendly rides, etc. My son walked through the casino and said, "Mom, no one looks happy like they do in the commercials.". That really stuck with me.
@npc5983
@npc5983 Год назад
your child is very special, he kept the ability to think by himself despite the deceiving ads. Try to make him not lose this
@TheDXJC56
@TheDXJC56 Год назад
@@npc5983 True and well said
@freshrockpapa-e7799
@freshrockpapa-e7799 Год назад
​@@npc5983it's not special, children are curious, just that
@TheJstewart2010
@TheJstewart2010 Год назад
I was at a conference at Reno and went to the casino to see what it was like. I had exactly the same reaction was your son. Not a single person looked like they were having fun. It was completely depressing. I had no desire to stay or ever come back. I also think about how much work it took me to earn my money - I can't stomach the idea of losing it for no good reason .
@traceycolbert3635
@traceycolbert3635 Год назад
Dang
@MikeBNumba6
@MikeBNumba6 Год назад
"she didn't win cause she gambled, she won because she stopped" I need to send this to my aunt right now who has a horrible gambling addiction
@timothyskidmore1554
@timothyskidmore1554 Год назад
As they say "in the end the house always wins"
@chrisantoniou4366
@chrisantoniou4366 Год назад
My favourite quote is from a book about casinos... "Remember, casinos are NOT in the business of gambling, they're in the business of making money."
@majorian6201
@majorian6201 Год назад
Can you not? Your aunt owes my dad and he promised me a PS5. Could please wait until he breaks her knees?
@daviddavidsonn3578
@daviddavidsonn3578 Год назад
maybe you should give her the russian roulette gamble...she will win very fast 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@factorfitness3713
@factorfitness3713 Год назад
If reasoning with an addict worked, there wouldn't be any addicts.
@thefisherking78
@thefisherking78 Год назад
The only way I've ever reliably won at a casino was by playing so slowly that "free " drinks cost slightly less than in a bar 😂
@eljefemaximo5420
@eljefemaximo5420 Год назад
Paigow is the game for drinkers. It's a slow game you push on almost every hand.
@pingu6028
@pingu6028 Год назад
Going to casino and playing with the minimum is usually a winning move compared to other going-out options. Club is more expensive and concerts are for sure more expensive. After all we work to get money to spend it on things - nothing wrong with casinos, just with some of the customers there
@raves8451
@raves8451 Год назад
@@eljefemaximo5420 I was doing it with Texas Hold-Em. You can just sit around and never actually get in hands just getting blinded out collecting comp time and free drinks. Granted I was playing Hold-em to win, so sometimes I busted early, but most of the time when I lived in Reno, I would buy in for $120, sit there for a few hours, getting free drinks, using some of the money from the table on a massage, eat my comp meal, then head out sometimes up, sometimes bust. Overall I would say I got my money's worth from the experience.
@k53847
@k53847 Год назад
@@raves8451 Actual card poker is different, because you are not playing against the house, you are playing against the other players. The house makes it's money from the rake. So if you are good you can, in theory, make money.
@qty1315
@qty1315 Год назад
Oh boy, you sure screwed them.
@daves2520
@daves2520 Год назад
I once saw a great movie on casinos - in the movie the casino manager was asked by a repoerter, "What is the house edge?" The manager answered, "The casino's edge is that the gambler thinks he is going to beat the odds." This really sums up gambling in a nutshell.
@jenji6658
@jenji6658 9 месяцев назад
The difference is that in a plane the maths are in your favor@@Neuroburger
@Prez-B
@Prez-B Месяц назад
It's house hedge, and it's 49% to 51% I the casinos favour.
@maxcardun
@maxcardun Год назад
This isn't comedy, this is education.
@bowlinglefty
@bowlinglefty Год назад
This is telling people they can blame all their bad decisions on somebody else.
@tomlxyz
@tomlxyz Год назад
@@bowlinglefty at what point in the video does it say that people losing money there have no responsibility for their loss? It just points at exploitation based on creating addiction
@maxcardun
@maxcardun Год назад
@@bowlinglefty Not anymore, because if you saw this whole thing and went gambling anyways the responsibility is back on you.
@bowlinglefty
@bowlinglefty Год назад
@@tomlxyz The video is full of it. No clocks so you don't know what time it is. (nobody owns a watch or a smart phone). The type of music, flashing lights, free drinks, you name it. The addiction is created by the weakness in the mind of the addicted. It's all blamed on the casino even by your admission. Everyone is free to quit at anytime. No one is tied down and forced to play against their will.
@AvatarBowler
@AvatarBowler Год назад
@@bowlingleftyThere’s no _explicit_ force, yes. Obviously no one at a casino is holding a gun to your head or threatening your family or yelling at you or whatever else can be considered explicit. What casinos use are _implicit_ forces to encourage more spending and more playtime. Many of the tricks pointed out by the video are exactly that. Places like those are notorious for their utilization of psychological phenomena. Hell, you can even find parallels in video games that have RNG-based loot as their main reward source. Destiny, Division, World of Warcraft, Borderlands, etc. are good examples.
@playdiscgolf1546
@playdiscgolf1546 Год назад
As a gambling addict that finally saw it like it is, you’re not chasing the money, you’re chasing the high of winning.
@ltmundy1164
@ltmundy1164 Год назад
Endorphin rush.
@playdiscgolf1546
@playdiscgolf1546 Год назад
@@ltmundy1164 if I could bottle that feeling up, I would lol
@ltmundy1164
@ltmundy1164 Год назад
@@playdiscgolf1546: Chasing that first rush wave. And this is how the addiction begins...
@40597
@40597 Год назад
​@@ltmundy1164feed the machines
@ClickClack_Bam
@ClickClack_Bam Год назад
I can't believe anybody even feels that way about gambling. You DON'T win. The odds are FUCKED. It's the dumbest bet you can make. They don't even make the odds kind of ok to throw money at.
@cutubeish
@cutubeish Год назад
My aunt won 5K on a scratch ticket. It was the worst thing that could have ever happened to her. After that she would gamble away her entire paycheck as soon as she got it, bills be dammed. It was so sad watching my uncle living and dealing with this. He loved her till the end but she distroyed them financially.
@CreditR01
@CreditR01 Год назад
It only takes one time. I'm sorry for what happened. I was just glad I won $127 in a Daily 3 drawing once, but I never part with more than $30.
@MaskOfCinder
@MaskOfCinder 11 месяцев назад
That wouldnt work on me. I’m completely against gambling. If I ever won 5k I’d take that money and run with it. The lottery and casinos would never see me again. But for me to win I’d have to gamble in the first place, which I don’t do. It’s an ingenious system that seeks out the exact type of person susceptible to being hooked.
@raynarks
@raynarks 11 месяцев назад
@@MaskOfCinder if you’re completely against gambling, how can you win 5k. Well if you’re a vicar, then you’re full of crap anyway.
@MaskOfCinder
@MaskOfCinder 11 месяцев назад
@@raynarks If you actually read the whole comment you’d know I said that already. And my name is a reference to Bloodborne.
@danielyuan9862
@danielyuan9862 10 месяцев назад
​@@MaskOfCinderSmart choice. If you won 5k, you won 5k. Don go chasing for more because we all know playing in casinos don't make you win.
@Cardb33
@Cardb33 Год назад
I remember going to a Casino for the first time with my cousin, his girlfriend and two of his friends. I went and played slots with $20, I was still learning the machine when I accidentally pressed Max Bet and it bet $20 (I was at like $22 or something). I ended up hitting I believe it was $240. I didn't change stakes or anything just kept playing. I was happy I won and I paid for dinner for all of us, I made everyone give me $20 so we could tip the server really well and we spent my ticket that was around $250 or so. We go outside after dinner and my cousin who's complaining about being down like $50 says to this guy standing in the heated smoking area (that's how much money they have, heated smoking areas lol) "Hey man you winning tonight?" and the guy said "Down a bit" while staring aimlessly at the floor. My cousin said "How much? I'm down $50 I'm pissed". He shouldn't have asked that but he was drinking so his filter wasn't exactly there and the guy didn't even look up and said quietly "12 or 13 thousand". You could hear a pin drop. He looked like he was a defeated man who was gonna go home and tell his wife he lost the house. You could tell it was a lot to him. My cousin never mentioned that $50 he lost again.
@wtfsamusidk7574
@wtfsamusidk7574 Год назад
My word
@mateusz11123
@mateusz11123 Год назад
Nice story
@ConnerHall
@ConnerHall Год назад
As a former club host, even 13k is NOTHING. Nothing. I regularly saw 6 digit losses, and a large cluster of 7 figures each night. It was insane. The stories I could tell
@Topnotch692
@Topnotch692 Год назад
@@ConnerHallthose people gamble for fun dude, not for high
@playdiscgolf1546
@playdiscgolf1546 Год назад
That’s what it’s about. Treat it like a night out at the bar, with a chance to pay for the night.
@thisguy5833
@thisguy5833 Год назад
I worked overnight maintenance at a casino. And this is so accurate except the fact no one OFFICIALLY dies at the casino. They die in ambulance just off property
@LucidDreamer54321
@LucidDreamer54321 Год назад
I get your point. But I have done ambulance work. Nobody dies in an ambulance, they die at the hospital. Even if the patient is unresponsive with no heartbeat and has totally bled out, we will continue doing some kind of care so the patient will officially die at the hospital.
@OddZodd
@OddZodd Год назад
​@@LucidDreamer54321semantics and wordplay.
@LucidDreamer54321
@LucidDreamer54321 Год назад
@OddZodd Hello Troll. How is the trolling going?
@glatt1817
@glatt1817 Год назад
@@LucidDreamer54321 How is that trolling? They seem to just be agreeing with what both of you wrote.
@LucidDreamer54321
@LucidDreamer54321 Год назад
@glatt1817 Crawl back under your bridge and try to think of something useful to do with your life.
@ravenpoe585
@ravenpoe585 Год назад
I was born and raised in Nevada, spending much of my childhood surrounded by flashy slot machines, free buffets, & cocktail waitresses, and let me tell you: this video is 100% true.
@firewarrior9999
@firewarrior9999 Год назад
Same. In my rural city, there was no question about if gambling should be legal and if it was morally sound. It paid for our programs and reduced taxes, and it was all on the backs of the slot zombies.
@firewarrior9999
@firewarrior9999 10 месяцев назад
@@Neuroburger At least when I grew up around there, Boomtown was still around. Although Nevada has been getting to be a lot more kid friendly, with kid friendly places to leave your kids while you gamble. Boomtown had a massive arcade, and it was a popular place to go to birthday parties. The casinos really knew how to hook us at a young age.
@TheLordOfNothing
@TheLordOfNothing 8 месяцев назад
Its Honest Ads, after all.
@walterwhite1
@walterwhite1 7 месяцев назад
And the sad part is nothing is free in Vegas anymore. It’s even worse.
@russellconn
@russellconn Год назад
When I was 21 I went to Vegas, I remember losing quite a lot in one casino in particular, over the space of hours but the moment I actually won something they wanted to see ID.
@mattm7798
@mattm7798 Год назад
every single thing in a casino is designed to extract as much money from you as possible
@NEPAAlchey
@NEPAAlchey Год назад
They were probably preparing to ban you. They are legally required to ID you to give you chips. Past that they ask for ID so they can add you to a list. Never give the casino your ID at that stage. Call the police.
@trenvert123
@trenvert123 Год назад
I'm reminded of the person who won on a slot machine, and was told by the casino that the machine malfunctioned and they then refused to pay anything.
@jorgeblasini123
@jorgeblasini123 Год назад
Yeah for tax purposes dude....
@russlehman2070
@russlehman2070 Год назад
One thing he didn't menton: If you do manage to consistently win (not easy, but it can be done), we'll kick you out.
@TomMcMorrow
@TomMcMorrow Год назад
I always liked my dad's system. He viewed gambling like paying for entertainment, like a theme park or a movie. His money to spend went in his right pocket. His winnings went in his left pocket. When his right pocket was empty, he cashed out. I personally don't gamble unless I'm gifted a scratch off. Any winnings I keep. That's *my* system. Never went bust yet!
@unrefusableoffer4412
@unrefusableoffer4412 Год назад
not taking risk ? what's the point of gambling than mate
@sergiowinter5383
@sergiowinter5383 Год назад
​@@unrefusableoffer4412 taking profits duh!
@dragonxev1144
@dragonxev1144 Год назад
​@@unrefusableoffer4412no one I know wants to play cards with me :(
@csmith6237
@csmith6237 Год назад
Scratching a gifted scratch off is not gambling at all. You have no risk invested
@frocoshake2107
@frocoshake2107 Год назад
Tbh being gifted a scratch off ticket is like the worst gift you can give someone. Like seriously, buy me a box of Mac and cheese if you're going to be that way.
@2000Cowboys
@2000Cowboys Год назад
Roger for President.
@josecampos7157
@josecampos7157 Год назад
He can be Vermin Supreme's running mate.
@mcziggydelamcmuffin5016
@mcziggydelamcmuffin5016 Год назад
If presidents were honest
@flamenskall2016
@flamenskall2016 Год назад
at least he'd bring back the respect of the elderly
@kronos0316
@kronos0316 Год назад
He probably is already.
@jamestabang3300
@jamestabang3300 Год назад
He's like Trump and Biden combined.
@lz9394
@lz9394 Год назад
I went gambling in a casino once with friends when i turned 21. The moment i was up 400 ie double what i started with, i cashed out and warched my friends continue playing for hours like a lame'o. At least i made money and i never gambled again.
@queeffairy
@queeffairy Год назад
I have rarely gambled but my mom was an addict and would spend 1000 to win 400 and consider it a win. I've personally have over 1600 in actual winnings do to the fact I never gamble and got lucky the few times I did biggest payout 500 bucks most scratch tickets were in bday cards but the fast play with my last dollar did get me my 500. Glad I don't enjoy the habit.
@mattm7798
@mattm7798 Год назад
One of the most intoxicating feelings when gambling is the just one more hand syndrome, or it's cousing "ok i'm just going to play until I break even"
@stevecooper7883
@stevecooper7883 Год назад
​@@mattm7798Pernicious. If you lose 50 percent of your money, you need to make 100% return just to break even.
@bugsbunny8691
@bugsbunny8691 Год назад
The worst thing that can happen to someone is for them to walk into a casino for the first time and win a jackpot. Boom they are ruined for life. I don't gamble because I'm not stupid, but anybody can become addicted if they play enough times.
@johnchambers8528
@johnchambers8528 Год назад
I gamble in casinos and also play the horses. This ad is really true. Unlike most gamblers I keep records on every event or day I gamble. Like Roger says you will win sometimes, after all we have to make you feel like it’s possible. But every year when I add up my win and losses I usually have a loss for the year. While I gamble regularly I don’t over do it and if I win a reasonable amount I quit and go home. Same thing if I have a loosing day, I set loss limits and if I hit that number I quit and go home. So if you enjoy the Roger Casino experience just budget a certain amount of money you are willing to lose and enjoy the experience and maybe on some days you will win enough to fell good about it! See you next time sucker.
@GoogleUser-wf7bn
@GoogleUser-wf7bn Год назад
I was with a friend at an event at Atlantic City - he wasn't gambling. When someone asked him why he wasn't he responded "because I know how math works". He is a smart man.
@Trephining
@Trephining Год назад
You play for the variance, not the expected value.
@aroace7913
@aroace7913 10 месяцев назад
@@Trephining So playing to lose ?
@NTJedi
@NTJedi 10 месяцев назад
I miss when the casinos had all their waitresses in tight sexy outfits... so no reason to visit the casinos today.
@jovetj
@jovetj 9 месяцев назад
He should have responded, "because I like my money."
@DefaultFlame
@DefaultFlame 5 месяцев назад
The times I gamble I set a budget and expect to lose all of it. Makes it feel real nice when I actually leave with more money than I came in and I don't lose more than I'm willing to. Of course, I don't have the personality where I want "just one more hand, one more spin, one more pull of the lever." I see it the same as getting ripped off buying cheap tourist crap when on vacation, it's a part of the experience.
@SSJfraz
@SSJfraz Год назад
There is one trick to win in a casino that no gambler will ever tell you about. That's to own the casino.
@tothefront1
@tothefront1 Год назад
Well, you can work as a dealer in a casino and make money in tokes and hourly pay. My profession is table games dealer. If you don't have the money to own a casino, some casinos have stock that can be bought. I sold stock with the " LVS " ticker and made a profit.
@TomO-jv7jb
@TomO-jv7jb 10 месяцев назад
You could easily do this. Caesar's Entertainment and MGM Resorts trade on the Nasdaq and NYSE respectively. There are others as well, but those are the two biggest. They've been on a bit of a roller coaster the last five years, but still safer than going into one of their casinos.
@jenji6658
@jenji6658 9 месяцев назад
Unless your name is Trump 😀
@falconeshield
@falconeshield 8 месяцев назад
​@@jenji66583 times, just like his marriages. First, second, America.
@wxwidow
@wxwidow 3 месяца назад
My dad invested in a casino in Iowa, and left it to me when he died. I wanted out, but the way the ownership was set up, everyone in the partnership had to sell or no one did. Thankfully the business sold to a Las Vegas company and we all made a lot of money, but it still feels a little, um, weird. (Not enough to not keep the money, but enough to feel like I hurt someone in the process.)
@mrdoctorprofessorpatrick803
I'm a slot supervisor in a casino and I can definitely say: This is accurate AS HELL 😆😆
@jediknight38
@jediknight38 Год назад
And there you are thinking, "Hey! It's a living!" Not that I'm blaming you since you only work there.
@marvingreen583
@marvingreen583 Год назад
I worked at a casino for 17 years. As a casino dealer and I can say. YES everything stated in this video, is true and accurate.
@mikemann1960
@mikemann1960 Год назад
To think this came out as Powerball and Mega-Millions is at a yearly high.
@marvingreen583
@marvingreen583 Год назад
@@mikemann1960 Funny thing, fun fact: you stand a better chance at winning the Powerball or MEGA million. Then winning big at a casino.
@mikemann1960
@mikemann1960 Год назад
​@marvingreen583 I bet.😂
@Bigmummy13
@Bigmummy13 Год назад
My grandma was addicted to gambling. Lost all of her savings, home and health. Once she was on social security she’d pay her rent and gamble the rest. The shuttles from old folks homes to the casinos should be illegal.
@JeremyBryce-h6w
@JeremyBryce-h6w Год назад
Absolutely ! Where I live (Adelaide, South Australia) it is slot machines. Everywhere ! Where the pubs & clubs had bands & dances, there are now machines. (AC/DC started playing gigs at our local pub) If you want to get out of the house for a break, the only thing to do is go play the slots. There's nothing else ! And think about it, if you or I started a website, that contained an electronic game or not, and stated: "deposit $0.50 to $5.00 (is the range here); you *might* win $50 - $5,000; you might not," we would be charged with running a scam.
@stephen3164
@stephen3164 Год назад
My grandparents looked forward to their bus trips to Atlantic City. They saw people, entertainment, good food, and felt more alive than sitting around reading the newspaper or watching tv. They did nickel slots, and were happy when they won $10, and weren’t upset if they lost $50. Worth it for the day out having fun. It’s only when people spend past their “comfortable loss amount” that things go south. For me, my limit was $20. I didn’t mind losing $20 at a casino, but not a cent more. Lost it in 20 seconds at a roulette table on a single spin - then went on with the rest of my weekend, not gambling. (The hotel stay, meals, and shows however… well, that was over $1,000 “lost”. But vacations with good food and entertainment aren’t free!)
@JeremyBryce-h6w
@JeremyBryce-h6w Год назад
@@stephen3164 We had the same system here for a while, it was all quite wholesome & a bit of (relatively) harmless fun. But the system turned up the heat, slowly and steadily. Our pensioners used to go to those towns on the border of a state. But then slots (pokies or cardies we call them) were legalized, and over a period of about 25 years, the machines got hungrier & hungrier, more crafty & addictive, people threw all their budgets at these horrible machines that just took, & took, and took. And everything that Roger says: no windows, no clocks, somnambulistic muzak, not even the nibbles & drinks anymore (after covid).
@sovereign6445
@sovereign6445 Год назад
It’s good she didn’t give up on hitting the jackpot…100% of people quit before there next big win
@daviddavidsonn3578
@daviddavidsonn3578 Год назад
there are some old people who invested in casinos, do you think about them??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tristanzarin6642
@tristanzarin6642 Год назад
I remember when I went to Vegas, I went to play a game of BlackJack, paid 25 dollars for a game, and wound up winning triple my money back. As soon as I got the chips, the Dealer looked at me and said “you should leave the table right now and cash that in”. And I wound up doing exactly that.
@lolski3656
@lolski3656 Год назад
W dealer
@TheAlps36
@TheAlps36 Год назад
I really hope they didn't fire him because of that
@NoHomerS
@NoHomerS 11 месяцев назад
So you did win. It is possible.
@lucyzaw8968
@lucyzaw8968 11 месяцев назад
@@NoHomerS yes go out and try with ur life savings
@lucyzaw8968
@lucyzaw8968 11 месяцев назад
@@NoHomerS almost impossible to lose
@Davidsladky135
@Davidsladky135 Год назад
Casino Security for 25 years, had a gambler trying to borrow money off of me, I said lady if I had the money I wouldn't be here
@mattm7798
@mattm7798 Год назад
I'll bet you could tell some stories
@thecommunistdoggo1008
@thecommunistdoggo1008 Год назад
​@@mattm7798I'm security as well and in the past 2 weeks I had to deal with a murderer hiding from the cops there, a s**ual assualt, regular assualt, drug use, an OD, someone with mental illness screaming about how we stole her baby, and an attempted robbery. The people trying to borrow money from us is super common (once a month or more). I had a relatively good looking 19 year old girl offer me uhh adult favours if I told her how to win on a slot machine. People always ask "Where are the lucky machines" I say every time "Well the ATMs pay out the most". What really makes me cry is seeing the grandmothers dragging in their 18 year old grandchild and telling them how to "win" a slot machine or when 18 year olds "win" an easy $750 and leave thinking "Damn I could do this all the time" knowing full well I'll be signing them up for the SE program in about a month
@chrisantoniou4366
@chrisantoniou4366 Год назад
@@thecommunistdoggo1008 So, a quiet week then...
@thecommunistdoggo1008
@thecommunistdoggo1008 Год назад
@@chrisantoniou4366 Nah I'm Canadian and work at a relatively good casino (the average age of our clients has got to be 50) this was a very busy week for us.
@AlcerusOfficial
@AlcerusOfficial Год назад
​@@thecommunistdoggo1008 Your casino sounds like fun. I'm also security and I think the most exciting things that happened this week were: I had a medical for mild anaphylaxis and a restriction violation from a very cooperative and polite meth head.
@doctoroctos
@doctoroctos Год назад
For every 1 person that tells you they won money at a casino, there are 9 more that are too ashamed to admit they are bad at math.
@ironman2885
@ironman2885 Год назад
They remember the wins more than the losses. My Dad wasted a ton on scratch off tickets. He can rattle off a list of times he won a few hundred dollars and he even got 15 grand once. But he was spending around $200 a week on tickets at the peak and if he wins he spends some of the winnings again immediately. Probably spent 4 to 5 times as much as his lifetime winnings, conservatively.
@AxenfonKlatismrek
@AxenfonKlatismrek 2 дня назад
Thats too low, hundred per winner. To be honest, i sometimes wish i had luck to win in every casino, being so successful that they'll kick me out
@4dojo
@4dojo Год назад
Every time my friends or coworkers invite me to the casino I just say "Sure, I'll go. If you give me some money to gamble with then I will go. Obviously I care enough about my own money not to gamble it away." Surprisingly it actually works sometimes. I had a friend give me 50 bucks to come with her. Naturally I lost all of it, but at least it wasn't my money. 😅
@user-go5hv6dg3d
@user-go5hv6dg3d Год назад
@@heavyhead2k139 next time by some weed, and cocaine and gamble... its a cool rush haha
@alexn5743
@alexn5743 11 месяцев назад
This is the best idea I've heard
@monicaspector2388
@monicaspector2388 11 месяцев назад
The only times I have "gambled" is with other folks' money. Said the same thing... if you give me some cash to play with, I will join you...😂 it's not my thing, though. I am glad for that.
@4dojo
@4dojo 11 месяцев назад
@@monicaspector2388 That's the best way to be. Gambling is such a foolish past time.
@Ricky19821
@Ricky19821 Год назад
Mr Burns said after he built his casino “I created the perfect business, people swarm in, empty their pockets, and scuttle off”
@Mark-lj1dj
@Mark-lj1dj Год назад
😂😂😂
@Dizzymarvel
@Dizzymarvel 11 месяцев назад
Mr. Bruns: Excellent 😬
@Britt4770
@Britt4770 3 месяца назад
A great "Simpsons" reference ❤
@denverbrown8904
@denverbrown8904 Год назад
I used to deal cards professionally at a California Casino. Gambling rots peoples personalities even more intensely than hardcore drug use. People lose all their integrity, honesty, kindness and become pathetic opportunists with no self-control...it was soul-crushing to see
@arthas640
@arthas640 Год назад
As someone who's becoming chemically dependent on a few drugs I'll tell you _psychological_ addiction is worse than any drug. You can quit a drug and the worst of the withdraws will be gone in days, maybe weeks, but that psychological addiction never really leaves. Even many AA, NA, or similar groups will tell you its not so much the addiction thats hard to fix so much as its the reason that person became addicted since typically people abuse drugs due to something wrong in their lives. If you're drinking due to stress and become an alcoholic you can kick the booze and have it out of your system after awhile but if you cant figure out how to solve the psychological addicition and figure out how to cope with stress effectively without booze then every time you get stressed you're going to feel that need to drink. With gambling though there is no drug they're addicted to though, it's pure psychological addiction.
@loganmedia1142
@loganmedia1142 Год назад
@@arthas640That's conflating different things. The psychological aspect is much more varied and complex than that. I also wouldn't pay much attention to groups like AA. They're designed to turn their meetings into a new crutch and they lie to people about addiction.
@-AxisA-
@-AxisA- Год назад
​@@arthas640Yep, as an addict (not using) I always say addiction is like a weed (not cannabis, but regular weed) because if you just quit your addiction and don't figure out the underlying reasons you started using, that's like cutting a weed from the stem and not the roots, so it will grow back even throught concrete. The weed is the addicition in itself and the roots are the underlying issues, that caused you to use/gamble/whatever your addiction is.
@firewarrior9999
@firewarrior9999 Год назад
I lived in Nevada and saw first hand the consequences of addictions. There was no escape from it in that state, there were billboards, commercials, the most prominent buildings were casinos, many formal events were hosted in the resorts. If you're going to live by a casino make sure you enjoy the tax cuts by never gambling.
@gabrielkawa3477
@gabrielkawa3477 Год назад
And you were part of the problem
@PouresMaggie
@PouresMaggie Год назад
I work in a casino. There's no better way to stir you away from the urge to gamble, than to work in such an establishment. The same people, the amount of money they lose, their sob stories afterwards, the way they can't sleep at night cause they think of all the money they lost, but you see them again the next day. Lately, the amount of young people that come is particularly worrying. Remember, you'll never win in the long run. And also, casinos get particularly busy when the economy is bad, and now casinos are especially busy.
@smiddywesson2703
@smiddywesson2703 Год назад
My brother worked for a big liquor company. He said when times are bad, their most expensive brands do very well. People will splurge for a luxury when they are down, so they will buy a $200 bottle of tequila rather than face their grim reality.
@PouresMaggie
@PouresMaggie Год назад
@@smiddywesson2703 It's exactly like that and it boggles my mind how both gambling and alcohol are legal when they're the leading factor to so many people ruining their lives...
@Ziegfried82
@Ziegfried82 Год назад
@@smiddywesson2703 nothing wrong with that. I have a box of Cuban Cohibas for when things are either 1)amazingly good or 2)horribly bad. I'm the same way with my high end scotch...the stuff is either for tremendous victories or a stage 4 cancer diagnosis. No different than when someone gets the death penalty and gets one last meal, or in front of the shooting squad with their final cigarette.
@sambromley7394
@sambromley7394 Год назад
I work at a famous casino and this is so so true lol. Vegas wasn’t built by winners folks. 😂
@mattm7798
@mattm7798 Год назад
What surprised me tho is building a casino isn't a money printing factory. There are plenty of casinos that do lose money, not necessary from people winning tho lol
@jimmym3352
@jimmym3352 Год назад
@@mattm7798 Depends on the a area (Atlantic City is a loser). Las Vegas casinos generally make money. Occasionally they run into problems with extravagant projects (non casino related) that cause them to lose money, but generally if the management knows what they are doing, they can make money. Speaking of extravagant projects, time will tell if this Sphere set to open in a few months will generate any money. It may be the casino has to subsidize it.
@harryharry9602
@harryharry9602 Год назад
Do Casinos cheat in BlackJack or Poker?
@kryptonianguest1903
@kryptonianguest1903 Год назад
@@harryharry9602 Depends how you define the word cheat. Casinos will, for example, kick you out if you play blackjack too well (aka counting cards).
@draneym2003
@draneym2003 Год назад
​@@mattm7798Losing money running a casino actually makes you a business genius and qualifed to run for president. Apparently.
@bazan0448
@bazan0448 Год назад
Reason why I truly admire General Lazaro Cardenas. "No gambling. Casinos shall be illegal. We need to take people out of their poverties, not keep them trapped in them."
@Ziegfried82
@Ziegfried82 Год назад
People have no idea how brutal gambling addiction is. I think it's far worse than alcoholism, more like heroin addiction.
@frocoshake2107
@frocoshake2107 Год назад
Didn't Zedillo legalize casinos again?
@Dizzymarvel
@Dizzymarvel 11 месяцев назад
Well at the end of the day it’s still an individuals choice, boycott casinos by simply not going to them.
@thomasgrable1746
@thomasgrable1746 Год назад
In this digital age, the slot machines operate off a card rather than coins. That card lets the casino track your gambling habits, so when you've lost enough that you would normally quit, they get an alert and send a complimentary drink or a ticket to a show to get you to stay, and lose more.
@stevecooper7883
@stevecooper7883 Год назад
And the roulette tables are rigged magnetically and/or electronically (if it is machine operated).
@setcheck67
@setcheck67 Год назад
@@stevecooper7883 That's highly unlikely, they do actually have legal rules for gambling... Especially for anything fully automated. It's also just not worth it in general for a casino, they'll always win in the end anyway. I think everyone forgets that for every "I won $10,000" there is an equal "Oh my god I've lost my entire life savings!".
@alexisalexander9037
@alexisalexander9037 Год назад
Actually, code has been written for the machines telling it how much to pay out and how often. If you don't believe ask a coder!
@jorgeblasini123
@jorgeblasini123 Год назад
Nope the RNG is just set to a return % example if the machine is set to 90% return it'll win 10 cents put of every dollar in the long run or entire lifespan of the machine there's no set amount or how frequent that would be unnecessary
@beepbop6697
@beepbop6697 Год назад
​@@stevecooper7883no. Casinos don't cheat, because they don't have to. They have the odds on every bet.
@wisconsineaglesfan7925
@wisconsineaglesfan7925 Год назад
Worked surveillance for a casino in northern WI, I've seen someone go from up 5K on the blackjack table to losing it all and going to check-cashing to get three 1K cash advances from his credit card... and lost that all too. The way they kept sending free drinks his way when he was winning was almost criminal. Apparently drunk players are not as good at playing as sober ones.
@JeremiahLOsborne
@JeremiahLOsborne Год назад
And alcohol lowers people's inhibition, so they are more likely to make impulsive decisions to continue gambling.
@MyRegardsToTheDodo
@MyRegardsToTheDodo Год назад
@@JeremiahLOsborne Here in Germany it's illegal to consume alcohol in a gambling arcade, casinos are however allowed to serve alcohol, but when you're drunk you're actually not allowed to even enter either a gambling arcade or a casino and the staff has to make sure that drunk people don't gamble there. Gambling is more heavily regulated here than it's in the US, considering that even claw machines and ticket games are considered gambling.
@needsmetal
@needsmetal Год назад
​@@MyRegardsToTheDodoTell that to Chief Runs with Aces, they would lose most of their advantage if alcohol was banned
@ellerellerek52
@ellerellerek52 Год назад
They sent him alcohol to make him feel more comfortable while giving away his money
@randytrashcan
@randytrashcan Год назад
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo I am so glad I don’t live in Germany.
@coryrabbit
@coryrabbit Год назад
I'm a Casino Security Supervisor. This is DEAD ASS ACCURATE. The amount of people who sit at the machines so long they soil themselves is staggering.
@LittleHatori
@LittleHatori 5 месяцев назад
AYO WTF 😂😂😂
@luca-pk5ff
@luca-pk5ff 5 месяцев назад
I saw one last week. Yes it is real
@dd41283
@dd41283 5 месяцев назад
😢
@Thenogomogo-zo3un
@Thenogomogo-zo3un 4 месяца назад
OMG! 😧
@Alot2late
@Alot2late Год назад
I worked at a casino installing new entertainment systems. While there i saw people relieving themself at the machines and not miss a beat, people being stretchered out and one man even jumped off the top story of the parking garage. This video is very accurate.
@Pan_cak
@Pan_cak Год назад
If you stuck around longer u might win Sponsored by Las Vegas casino
@AlcerusOfficial
@AlcerusOfficial Год назад
You know that jackpot is like two spins away, you can't stop now or somebody else will get it. Then all the money you spent will have been for nothing. You've been here 6 hours, the machine HAS to pay out eventually and you're probably so close!
@analyticalhabitrails9857
@analyticalhabitrails9857 Год назад
Sponsored by SIN City! Ahem ahem, I mean, las vegas!
@FredrickTesla
@FredrickTesla Год назад
Worked surveillance at a little casino in the middle of nowhere. Had this guy come in to the blackjack tables and stick around for nearly 2 hours. Manager on Duty told us to go back and verify how many times he'd hit the ATM. 6 times. After a few more minutes he went to the ATM again, and the MOD asked him to go to the office. They talked for a while, and we listened in. MOD identified the guy had a gambling problem: He was down $18,000. Worried the guy might not even be gambling with his own money at this point, the MOD requested he would leave. Guy tried to beg for a line of credit before they told him if he didn't leave, they would trespass him. I still think of that guy to this day and hope he got help.
@charlesdavis1080
@charlesdavis1080 Год назад
There are 2 ways to make money gambling; own a casino or write a book telling others how to win at casino games.
@ltmundy1164
@ltmundy1164 Год назад
Owning gaming stocks doesn't necessarily guarantee profits. Ask any shareholders in Trump Entertainment.
@frankpinmtl
@frankpinmtl Год назад
@@ltmundy1164 I was about to say. But then everyone else thinks he has a great, business mind. Stable genius...
@michaelsmith2157
@michaelsmith2157 Год назад
Or poker. GTO poker makes money long term.
@ltmundy1164
@ltmundy1164 Год назад
@@frankpinmtl: NJ gaming commission intern during college years. Well ahead of his 'Art of the Deal' years; long before he overbid for Taj Mahal against Merv Griffin.
@userac-xpg
@userac-xpg Год назад
Not if everyone else is playing gto then you are all losing to the rake
@SFox63
@SFox63 Год назад
I used to work as a bartender for a casino. This is highly accurate, and why I stopped working there.
@NihilistAlien
@NihilistAlien Год назад
This job is not for empath peoples
@bv2745
@bv2745 Год назад
The last thing the casino tells you before they take your money. “Good Luck!” 😂😂
@tsarfox3462
@tsarfox3462 Год назад
The most simple and effective argument is "If any gamblers actually made money here, how is this casino not only in business but can afford lavish decorations, free food, comping you alcohol, and free rooms for high rollers?" Past that it's statistically impossible for you to win if you play a lot. Every game has greater than 50% for the house and the law of large numbers kicks in as you play more games. You're literally more and more likely to lose money the more you play.
@masoquistaeo
@masoquistaeo Год назад
But my mommy says I’m special, so I know I can beat the odds.
@steverogers8163
@steverogers8163 Год назад
this gets amplified by the fact that people will eventually start doubling down regardless on if they are winning or losing. On a winning streak, double your bet and quadruple that money. Losing, double your bet and make it back. Either way it just accelerates how fast/much money you will lose.
@marvingreen583
@marvingreen583 Год назад
Like the movie casino, stated. You will never beat the house, cause. Your money and your pockets aren't deep and long enough. Not deeper or longer than the casinos.
@christianweibrecht6555
@christianweibrecht6555 Год назад
Polymatter showed that profit margins for casino games are tiny % of money passing through So they rely on sheer volume, 3% of $1M is nice
@vukkulvar9769
@vukkulvar9769 Год назад
Even if someone is lucky, only the house benefit from the big numbers.
@OhtheSuffering
@OhtheSuffering Год назад
My uncle used to help promote a shuttle service that would take seniors down to a casino out near San Diego. Basically his job was to fill seats on the bus, and he made decent money on that gig. But one day, a man approached him and told him what had happened to his family. His retired father, who was a regular passenger on the shuttle, had become a gambling addict and ruined his finances, as well as the credit of his adult children. The guilt ate at my uncle and he ended up quitting.
@ConnerHall
@ConnerHall Год назад
I worked as a Club Host for one of (if not that very casino) and let me tell you, they got off easy. I heard a story that ended in a double suicide. Two generations lost between a grandfather and son. And that was just one of many over 6 months. It's a terrible business when it goes unnoticed
@PatrickRatman
@PatrickRatman Год назад
its fine the boomers monopolized and pissed away our future why should i feel bad about them gambling theirs away? we need more gambling aimed specifically at that generation lmao.
@Juncboks
@Juncboks Год назад
How did he ruin his adult kids credit? Sounds like they were enabling him into debt.
@Johnny_Jackpott
@Johnny_Jackpott 10 месяцев назад
Probably Barona.
@freethinker3083
@freethinker3083 10 месяцев назад
@@Juncboks They could have used their credit as a minor.
@somewinner8229
@somewinner8229 Год назад
Good one. Now do the sequel: If investing in the stock market was honest
@joeblow9657
@joeblow9657 Год назад
The video we need
@rocksfire4390
@rocksfire4390 Год назад
insert "stock market" where "casino" is, ditch the food parts and oh add the allure of being able to lose your money from the comfort of your home.
@Lonovavir
@Lonovavir Год назад
You'll be competing with major banks and men like Warren Buffet who've got advanced algorithms and teams of analysts at their disposal, but you've got an even chance of winning.
@peterlang777
@peterlang777 Год назад
The stock market is totally different they don't have any bright distracting lights ( electronic stock ticker) or pavlovian anticipation manipulation tools (like a starting 🔔) oh... wait they do. Never mind!
@peterlang777
@peterlang777 Год назад
@@rocksfire4390 and the goofy mascots like the ftx guy and shkreli
@andrewpinkham9904
@andrewpinkham9904 Год назад
i was playing blackjack next to a guy wearing a hat that had a fake dog turd on the top. It read sh#@head. He made a pass at the dealer. She said "no thanks ive had all the sh#@heads i want for a life time"
@billmozart7288
@billmozart7288 Год назад
"She won because she stopped" truer words were never spoken
@DontSleepOnTheNap
@DontSleepOnTheNap Год назад
What’s worse is their not legally required to pay you if you hit the jackpot on the slots 🤦🏾‍♂️ the couple cases I’ve seen of this were deemed a “machine malfunction” by the casino staff and they won in court
@youssefbenkraiem2685
@youssefbenkraiem2685 Год назад
Please never stop making these video, they are awesome!!!
@mommat794
@mommat794 Год назад
I've always hated casinos. Been called a lot of not nice things because of that. TY for the validation. Next time I'm told I'm weird because I don't want to go to the boat I'm going to show that person this video.
@drkclshr
@drkclshr Год назад
W opinion
@jimmym3352
@jimmym3352 Год назад
I work in a casino and I hate them. I never would set foot in one outside of my working hours. Although they would be better if they didn't allow smoking (I live in Las Vegas). Luckily I don't have to be on the floor the whole time. Smokers are obnoxious who think it's socially acceptable to throw lit cigarettes on the floor or let their smoke go in your direction.
@OgdenM
@OgdenM Год назад
I've always hated them also.. never been called not nice things for it though. Probably because I only hang with people that get it. Maybe change your social circle?
@thecrafter1547
@thecrafter1547 Год назад
w opinion
@thecrafter1547
@thecrafter1547 Год назад
everyone claims to be a freethinker until you actually freely think and go against every freethinkers preconceived thoughts
@tomernest2004
@tomernest2004 Год назад
I remember when the largest casino on the East Coast opened. I went in one day bought $40 worth of $1 tokens and sat down at one of the slot machines. After a couple of hours I had three and a half cups full of token but I remember it really didn't seem like real money because they were only tokens. I kept playing until I was down to one and a half cups and decided to leave. When I cashed them in I had over a hundred and thirty dollars then realized that if I had left with the three and a half cups I'd had over $800. Never went back after that.
@josephmurphy6127
@josephmurphy6127 Год назад
Swallowing your pride and leaving when you're ahead is the only way to really beat a casino. But they are masters at making you stay as long as possible.
@typicalgamergirl
@typicalgamergirl 8 месяцев назад
Literally what happened to me.i went in with 5 bucks. I kept winning roulette, beginners luck or something, because I was just randomly picking spots and boom, winning every time! I got up to about $120 and moved on to a different game, the slots! Immediately lost $20....but figured I'm up a hundred, let me play all of it....I won $1000....but for some reason, it didn't seem like real money, it seemed like game points because it was digital.i kept playing,lowering my wage to a dollar, lost a bit but won more til I was up to 1500....so genius me, decided to play max wager....I was playing for about a half hour and still around 1500.... When all of a sudden I started losing. Over and over. Lowered the wage, and still lost!!! I lost every roll for the next 50 slots!!!! So I cashed out at 450 and left! It felt so rigged, I will never do slots again but I'll def do roulette occasionally with 5 bucks!
@anthonymellemasr.2661
@anthonymellemasr.2661 Год назад
Ben Franklin said " the safest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it into your pocket"
@107thFruit
@107thFruit Год назад
Can confirm, I used to work at a casino and we had old folks just die at the slot machines. Many of them wore adult diapers and theyd shit and piss themselves too. Crazy 'good luck' rituals like bringing their chips in the bathroom and splashing piss on them (im not joking). People of ages between 30-85 (they dont last much longer than that) just blowing all of their retirement and life savings chasing the 1 big win after 20 straight losses. Leaving their kids in hot cars in the parking lot for hours only to be arrested for child abuse and then back at the casino a few months later. Stay away.
@MorganTiller
@MorganTiller Год назад
I worked at a slot joint for a while and the crackheads were always the ones with the greatest systems
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