If Cereal Mascots Got Serious About Stealing Cereal 

I like how the leprechaun was the sensible one

Trix teaches kids not to share, ever. Tony the Tiger says that you'll become an athlete if you eat sugar-covered, totally-not-good for you cereal. Lucky Charms is telling kids that it's ok to try to kidnap people as long as they have something you want. Fruity Pebbles tells kids that you should never just ask politely for someone to share their stuff with you; you always have to do some convoluted scheme to trick them into giving you what you want. Cereal mascots are messed up.

I can only assume the Cocoa Puffs bird wasn't present because he's in rehab.

I love how sensible the lucky charms Irish man is

"Where does YOUR cereal come from?" "I use MAGIC! Duh! Their magically delicious?" "Yeah well...SHUT UP!" Those lines along with the animation cracked me up.

It's funny because Lucky doesn't steal cereal. The cereal gets stolen from him.

"Well that's the stupidest scheme I've ever heard, and I'd like to revisit the specifics at some point" I'd actually watch a video about that

Who knew the Lucky Charms leprechaun would be the voice of reason.

The Leprechaun actually made sense.

Tony doesn't steal cereal, he GIVES it to people.

In Rabbit's defense, he has tried to buy cereal. And acquired it through other legitimate means. Then those kids just come up and jack the cereal from him. No wonder the poor guy snapped. Also, what are the Cap'n, Lucky, and Tony even doing in this heist? They don't have to steal cereal. They're the ones who bring the cereal! Or, in Lucky's case, try to keep those lousy kids from stealing it from him.

It's it silly of me to feel bad for trix the rabbit. GIVE THE BUNNY SOME DAMM CEREAL!!!

Whoever killed them is a real serial killer...

Tragically malicious.

The leprechaun has amazing logic.

Why is Captain Crunch organizing this heist? He's never had to steal his own cereal!

Payday 2 should make a dlc on this

wait, but the kids steal the cereal from the leprechaun XD

"Get your life together, man!"

I would legit laugh incredibly hard if the Leprechaun was played by JackSepticEye. 😂

Holy shit, resevoir dogs reference at the end.

Did the Trix rabbit always try fo steal? I feel like, at first he had his own bowl and the kids are like "Nope. Fuck you, rabbit."

The trick rabbit looks likes he's high. Lol. Where's the coco puff guy? He would have been awesome but then he doesn't steal.

// For once I agree with the leprechaun. On everything.

YOU HAVE MONEY? Why not just buy cereal?! Where the hell is the coco for Cocoa Puffs bird?

Leave it to the irishman to be the reasonable one.

I guess the coco puffs guy was too coo coo for the crew

*Tony gets shot in the head* Me: TONY!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sheds a tear*

Count Chocula is a lil snitch xD

couldn't the lucky charms guy just make cereal appear right there in the office?

I could see why Lucky was the voice of reason. Children steal from him, yet he's never retaliated due to his kind personality(which makes up for his size).

1:59 "Get your life together man!" I died.

Why was Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch the ringleader, and while I'm at it, why were Tony and Lucky there too? They never tried to steal cereal. If you needed mascots that steal cereal, you should've used Sugar Bear and Dig 'em (Corn smacks frog). THEY would steal cereal.

Lucky's the voice of reason because his cereal is always getting stolen. He hides a deep and terrible rage.

Why is Tony the Tiger and Captain Crunch there? They never need to steal cereal or have their cereal taken from them, they willingly gave it out to kids!

technically the kids always tried to still luckys cereal

for some reason I can only hear lucky's voice in jacksepticeyes voice

Wait. The leprechaun is the one getting his cereal stolen. Not the other way around.

where is the cocoa for cocoa puffs bird?

The biggest problem of this video is that Captain Crunch is running the heist. He has no reason to steal the cereal. He has a ship full of it. He sails around and just buries it in random places. He has maps with the locations of the Crunch Berry trees, let's not forget the elephant that can smell mountains of Peanut Butter Crunch from anywhere in the world. Jean LaFoote was the one that was always trying to steal from CC. Do you notice how you don't see him anymore. I thank Captain Crunch did a Dexter on him and dropped him into Bay Harbor. As for the Honeycomb Mascot, over the years it has been a cowboy, a bear and a bee. Now it is that demon that lives inside of us that surfaces when we are really hungry. Its the same thing that happens to crack users when they go without for too long.

Love how Lucky was the only sane guy there suggesting other ways to get cereal yet he took part in the heist

Where is the Coocoo for Cocoa Puffs bird? Ud think he be the first one to try to steal his own cereal...

out of all the mascots you have assembled, of the ones I recognize, only the Trix rabbit and Barney actually steal cereal. Cap'n Crunch and Tony the Tiger wanna share it and Lucky the Leprechaun wants to keep it away from the children.

The cereal mascots as the reservoir dogs. Now THAT, is brilliant! XD

You know, after watching this, I just got the idea for a little mini-series about Cereal mascots fighting eachother in a 24-hour supermarket at like 1:00 a.m., called “Cereal Killers” one a dark and stormy night, in the 24-hour Superstore known as “Big Buy USA”, a power-outage, caused by lightning, brings 10 famous cereal mascots out of the picture of their boxes, and brings to life as they roam around the store figuring out where they are, while searching the store, the Trix rabbit comes across one of the Trix commercials playing in the back room TV via rcorded VHS tape, frustrated at how the kids torment him in the commercial, he gathers up the cereal mascots who are sick and tired of kids screwing them over for cereal and starts to attack a young worker named Jason, who was watching and laughing at the tape, however the other 5 mascots over hear there plan, and saves Jason, as Jason comes across them, and helps the other 5 mascots out, so it’s an epic 5-on-5 war between the Triple B Gang and the Triple M gang as they determine the fate of the fellow market customers of the superstore (while trying to keep themselves secret from the public of course) The Triple B Gang (Balanced Breakfast Brigade) -Tony the Tiger (frosted flakes) -Cap’n Crunch (cap’n crunch) -Buzz B (honey nut cheerios) -Tocan Sam (froot loops) -Sugar Bear (golden crisp) -Fred Flintstone* (fruity pebbles) -Snap* (rice krispies) -Crackle* (rice krispies) -Pop* (rice krispies) The Triple M Gang (Morning Munchie Mob) -Trix Rabbit (trix) -Sonny (coco puffs) -Lucky (lucky charms) -Cookie Wolf (cookie crisp) -Wendell (cinnamon toast crunch) -Barney Rubble* (cocoa pebbles) -Count Chocula* (count chocula) -Frankenberry* (frankenberry) -Boo Berry* (boo berry) *means that they come up later in the series it can be a promotion for all cereals involved, and will show weekly webisodes on youtube following the adventures of both sides and the battles they face, parodying the common kids war cartoons they normally have in the 80s and 90s, and will also have a vote on the website to determine the final outcome of the war what do you think would that be a good idea?

"Get yer life together man!" xDDD

Lucky doesn't steal the cereal! The children are the ones that steal it from him -_- poor Lucky

2:52 "You can never trust the Chocula."

I guess Toucan Sam was on vacation when this happened, The cocoa puffs bird was locked up in an institute, so yeah.

Lucky is the voice of reason and also the funniest damn mascot on this video xDDDD

Doesn't Tony the Tiger get to eat his cereal in commercials?

seems like the leprechaun is the only one with an ounce of sense

I love the Lucky the Leprechaun's reasoning lol

I love how Lucky is the only one there who's just like 'You should do this instead', he's the only one objecting to anything xD

Well that certainly was not depressing.

I like how Lucky was the only one who brought logic to the table

YES WE CAN FINALLY STEAL THE CEREAL! *poors cereal and throws it away*

Thought for sure that it was lucky who would be the one to get shot like Mr.Orange.

The Lucky Charms guy is my spirit animal

This needs a follow up with Dig'em Smacks, Tucan Sam, Sugar Bear, Sonny the Cocopuffs bird, Honey Bee, the Count Chocula crew (Frankenberry and Booberry) and Snap Crackle and Pop. Maybe a group of intertwined stories like Pulp Fiction or Sin City.

ROFL the lucky charms guy is my favorite

That driver would be "Cereal Killer"" for sure

Get yer life together, Trix Rabbit! Creepy rabbit, stealin's for kids!

I like how lucky notes out of there like he's the only one of the group besides Captain crunch to be left alive smart leprechaun!😅

I loved Lucky in this

Captain Crunch, Tony the Tiger, and the Leprechaun don't go around stealing cereal, the Leprechaun is constantly trying to protect it from thieving children, and Tony and the Captain just give theirs away...

Toucan Sam and the orange bird that wants chocolate stuff were missing, also tony and cap'n don't steal cereal, they give it to kids

I like Lucky's voice. I hope he survived the crash, he is magic so he could have....

They couldn't even get the cereal if they really tried!

I like how the rabbit was the only one shot.The agilest one in the whole crew was shot...

0:26 Who the fuck is Cookie Crook .-.

Lucky escaped right before the accident had happened. He was not found guilty and served no jail time but signed a legal document that no mascot or kid are allowed to steal cereal from each other unless as a commercial

Totally thought Lucky was going to get screwed over and left behind... I guess I just think in a different direction

And after that incident, Lucky the Leprechaun retired to hanging out with "kool kidz" that oddly resemble his cereal.

I dont know why but this made me want a bowl of cereal.

I like how lucky is the sane one

Anyone else more bothered about the fact that bowl has like... an INFINITE supply of milk? Coz that flow didn't stop......

In hindsight, at 1:30, having such a complicated process to get to the cereal - a hand-delivered combination to a vault that contains a set of keys leading to another safe that has a map indicating where the cereal is stored - is necessary because normally these guys wouldn't have an inside man. Of course, I'm thinking the inside man was a police informant.

Where's the Cinnamon Toast Crunch guy? Was he in the kitchen making sandwiches or something?

THAT escalated quickly.

lucky charms guy is never trying to steal cereal

"I'll meet you in international waters" they have to go to the midwest

wow! shit got serious

Out of all the mascots I felt bad for the Trix rabbit. In the earlier commercials he was the one who GAVE the kids the Trix cereal to brighten up their world! Then, when he tried to have a bowl, the kids would snatch it away even though he was kind to give them some.

Watch out for the cereal killers.

Note it’s General Mills mascots who seem theft obsessed

so they got backstab by a coco vampire

count chocula is the man on the inside? should have known not to trust a vampire.

YES!!! JUST BUY YOUR OWN CEREAL RABBIT!!! ALSO LUCKY TELL THOSE KIDS TO BUY THEIR OWN GOD DARN LUCKY CHARMS!!

I should mention: Go to TV Tropes and look up "Cereal Vice Reward." Cereal commercials are well known to be the only thing on kid-aimed television that actively rewards even criminal behavior.

Where's Toucan Sam?

Barney: "Unless we intend to this job in Reno, we're in me." *crew looks at him bewildered* Barney: "Barney...Barney Rubble...TROUBLE"!

Was that Reservoir Dogs in the car scene?

There should've been one of those things at the end, where it reveals the fate of everyone involved in the heist.

wait doesn't tony give his cereal away

Yessss, a Cracked satire in which the Leggo my freaking Eggo commercial goes all Tony Montana, and the family goes old school on each other for the last Eggo.

Lucky sounds a lot like Daniel O'Brian.

well, Lucky doesnt steal cereal, the kids steal from him....

Since when does captain crunch even have commercials

"They're not objecting to you eating cereal! They're objecting to you STEALING IT FROM CHILDREN! You guys, this is so fixable!"