What would you put in your survival bucket? In this video, we see what different churches would have in their's. #cwac #denominations #survival #survivalfood #churchcomedy #churchhumor #christiancomedy #christianhumor #calvinism
His church was actually in the SBC until recently even though they didn’t follow the baptist faith and message… I remember when it came out all the SBC churches had Bible study with it. (I attended an SBC church at the time)
The Bishop of Rome understands that Catholics have been through this sort of thing before, so our bucket includes a Rosary, three days of freeze-dried fish and bread, a halberd, and a Sig P220, because faith without works is dead - but not as dead as the goons who think they can persecute God's faithful and get away with it.
The Lutheran bucket would have a copy of the Book of Concord (for correct theology), a beer flight of best German beers, a signed edition of Martin Luther's Scatalogical Humor and Papist Insults, and twelve different kinds of sausages and schnitzels (saurkraut not included, can be added as a buy on)
Don't forget the euchre deck and a couple of "salads" (potato, jello, tuna, broccoli, etc.) inside the tupperware bowls w/ your name written on the bottom of them for the eventual potluck once you get the all clear. Hier stehe, ich hann nicht anders.
@@HunterXWorld95for one Mennonites use electronics and indoor plumbing etc. Amish don’t have electricity. Their theology is a bit different too. There are different “orders” of Amish as well.
@LFDNC I'll have you know that the Presbyterian church I grew up in was definitively No Smoking and alcohol was only permitted outside the church building! The sweaters were mandatory, though 😂 And of course, our Superior Theology!
Wait, he’s not making fun of Presbyterians or Reformed Baptists, these are just facts! Cigars, scotch, and beer are a must as we wait for dinner to come off the smoker!
You forgot the California Baptists bucket, it's just a plane ticket to another state where you can actually get the stuff you need to survive, like real meat, gas, and literally anything pertaining to self defense.
The Anglican Survival Bucket: Plenty of coffee and tea(Earl Grey), Gin ,Cheese, Crackers, Dry meats(salami, pepperoni, etc), 1662 Book of Common Prayer and, King James Bible Basically, post church coffee hour
I was a member of the FPCNA for 16 years and they are definitely not like the depiction Bro. Foskey does. They are non-drinkers, non-cigar smokers, pretty much non-everything lol Ultra conservative denomination.
@@LFDNC Okay, "PCA" vs "PC-USA"? I was raised Presbyterian Church - USA, and we were definitely no smoking, alcohol outside only, and didn't discuss guns or gun control (ie, I'm sure many members were pro, and others less so, but it never came up). The sweaters and Superior Theology were mandatory, however! So I guess what I'm asking is...what is "PCA"?
@@meganofsherwood3665 back in the 1970’s, the Presbyterian Church in America broke off from the PC-USA over increasing liberalism. There were definitely orthodox congregations in the PC-USA and I imagine there still are, same as the Methodists. I believe the Associate reformed Presbyterians left fifty years before (someone correct me if I’m wrong). The PCA takes a significantly conservative stance on scripture and cultural matters. I submit that it’s not an issue of rule following (unless you’re into federal vision heresy), but rather a view of God’s word in light of cultural. I think in general I would say that the biggest difference between the PC-USA and orthodox Presbyterians is that they view scripture through the lens of culture. Traditional orthodox Presbyterians view culture through the lens of scripture.
As a Presbyterian (#superiortheology) I'm pretty sure our bucket would just be books. Like the dispies I would also include the Left Behind series in case it gets cold at night and we need a fire to keep warm.
Former UMC here...we actually made flood buckets with the idea that WE should be the one coming to YOU if something goes wrong in your area. They had flood cleanup supplies that were were sent to disaster areas with UMCOR relief teams to go out and help others. (Left because of how over the insane edge church leadership went but the practical outreach stuff like that was great and I think some of the other Wesleyan denominations may actually still coordinate with the UMC for that.)
HES A WIERD AL FAN!!! Yes!!! As a member in good standing of Superior Theology Presbyterian (with some Reformed Baptist tendencies) a penchant for plaid AND sweater vests (I own four, two with similar Argyle patterns), single malt scotch (The Balvenie 17 for me, thanks) and good cigars… this is uncanny. I had no idea I was such a stereotype!!! Seriously minus the beard you nailed me (I am military so not allowed to grow them, YET!)
You said the bullets range from 5.56 down to 9mm, but I use 7.62x39 and 10mm. Is there like a number I can call to make sure my Reformed Baptist bucket really serves me?
The Lutheran bucket will have belts of 7.92mm ammo, as well as boxes of 9mm bullets and a MP40 along with an MG42 with spare barrels. There won't be any food--you can take someone else's!
You left out the Unicorn Poop candy for the kids. Oh, and the Church of Jesus Christ of latter-day saints does have 72hour survival boxes, but buckets have cleaning supplies.
Lutheran bucket: Folger's Coffee and campfire percolator, non-perishable sausages, donuts, hymnal and small catechism, hammer and nails (for nailing your written demands to any door), camouflage rain poncho (for hiding from Papist tax collectors/IRS).
Think of how hard it is for members. My brother's children (8 to 13) found out about the controversy in the Methodist church they are being raised in. Their opinion was if the leaders would allow this "stuff" in their church, they wanted nothing to do with it. My mother who used to take a very dim view of Christianity, for whom my wife has prayed for the last 30 years, began to attend this same Methodist Church for the last five or ten years. I knew there were problems and I now wonder about how my mother's faith will be discouraged. Not having attended the church myself, I can only comment that the worship service appeared to be largely ceremonial in nature and I've not heard my mother or my brother's family talk about their faith in Christ. So it doesn't surprise me that the church could fall victim to unbiblical ideology. My family's eyes should be on Christ alone, but the distractions of denominations and non-denominations are big influences.
The reference to the 1689 Baptist Confession and reformed Baptists is just spot on funny. Now, get me a Jehovah Java with a little "superior theology" bourbon, please.☕
Nice video as usual. I have a little A/V experience. Nothing super fancy, BUT if your software gives you an EQ or an option to add a de-esser, try setting it around 7000 because you have a lot of sibilance. Sibilance is the sound that gives the overly strong "S" sound. Tweaking the EQ or adding a de-esser should fix it. Sibilance was especially strong on the Methodist example if you'd like an example of what I mean.
You are the funniest guy on RU-vid. Your videos are important for good health and I chuckle continuously. Thank you for spreading joy and after grueling work day blessings!
Hilarious. I wish there was a Roman Catholic bucket. It would be filled with red wine, a rosary and a copy of the Silmarillion. Because we know you’ll have your own Lord of the Rings on hand.
@@DdD-pi8jw Well the reason the Catholic bucket has Lord of the Rings is because Tolkien was VERY Catholic, and he even claimed that LOTR was Catholic fiction... Although I have to admit that even as a Catholic, I could see how it could be "Generic Christian" fiction but "Catholic" fiction seems like a stretch.
While I am NOT a Baptist, I will tell you their bucket sounded about right. Little Deep South small town Baptist churches do the MOST AMAZING POTLUCKS YOU WILL EVER SEE. One of my best (though unfortunately last) good memories with my granddaddy was when he took my parents and I to his church's potluck. He said the look I got when I saw all that HOME COOKED SOUTHERN FOOD in one place was so funny because I wanted just about ALL of it.
Loved these. I don't need a name tag but I'll take the vegan burgers and some of the Big Eva coffee and bars! My fam would orefer the Baptist casseroles though! I have to stay as healthy as I can. The left behind one had me cackling 😂 Thanks for outting these out. 😊
Catholic bucket: a bottle of holy water, rosaries, blessed candles, holy cards, Mexican tacos wrapped into Italian pizzas, and a bottle of the finest Portugieser red wine.
