If Civil War Reenactments Were Honest - Key & Peele 

The two of them literally used their real voices by the end

NOIICCCE!

"Suuuuuuuuuuuure didn't mean to sneak up on ya sir" 😁😂

@@davide.9576 At this point there's no way we know what their real voices are

IvanIvanov just lost in words for how right you are.!!!

Good one!

Good for them!

What a wonderful and bless-ed day for an auction!

Ouch

$5 on Lot A!

they know they'll get drawn and quartered by the media by it, best to give em their antiques instead of pay for a lawyer that won't save them

If they had fought bak and been gunned down tho

Yeah lets see you fight back against a 9mm lol

@@cmg2853 With more millimeters.

yeah in real life they get kicked or arrested

thats actually the normal dixie song that was made by confederates because there's no lyrics

​@@Barfboi15615 Dixie was written by Daniel Decatur Emmett from Ohio before the Civil War actually.

@@Master-Mirror Erm actually 🤓

@@Barfboi15615 Pretty sad that making a well-intentioned correction is considered a bad thing now. But suit yourself.

@@Master-Mirror sorry if that sounded rude, I was only making an innocent intentioned joke, as I wanted us to have a little laugh.

His name is Mark Moses.

He looks like the Lt. out of Platoon.

@@jackiemoon1556 Yeah. That was him.

@@EMANBURNS really nigga

RU-vid deleting comments again...

These guys are comedy gold!!!

I like how they can make literally everyone sound like jerks in their skits. Best way to avoid hurting one groups feelings is to make fun of both groups! (Not saying racists should have their feelings unhurt, but having "slaves" rob them at gun point is just the icing on the cake for comedy)

Collectors item how bout the guys who didn't say ni...- tell u to fuck off because they didn't do shit .

Those two are an awesome comedy act 👍🏻.

Some of their stuff is all kinds of retarded making it funny some of it is just asking to be made fun of.

Am I missing something, what does that mean?

@@ianhuangncubed "The South has a right to own slaves"

@@PurpleBandit3000 The south has a write to own their way of life*

@@Basedlocation and Jefferson Davis expressly said owning slaves was how they defined, "their way of life."

I think nowadays the South has a right to be owned lol

You know the small sliver left after William (you keep their chains, you get the flames) tucumseh Sherman came along

ElevenBravo well I’m pretty sure everyone that receives at least 667 likes will have to have 666 at some point. Maybe that was a personal sign just for you??? 👿 🤷🏾‍♂️ 😂

@@misternurse2u503 oooo burnnnn lol

Meanwhile: BLM: We are here to receive reparations for the actions of a certain race against our ancestors Soldier: Didn't Africa have slavery and sold them to the slavers? Also didn't several prominent free men also own slaves and slavery was more or less ended by England? BLM2: Yeah! I mean no! ...just...the certain race.

@@MrGrey-zc2cy you missed

Same!!!! 😂

Me too. Lol

They always brighten up my day.❤️👍🏼

Haha same

Pretty much 😊👍🏼👍🏼

The one guy's grimace when the N-word almost made an appearance...

If you're gonna rob anyone rob white supremacists

You sir need more likes...lol

😂👏👏👏👏

At the spot 🤣

More like theft but i guess "reparations" is trendy now.

@@ianian4162 And how does that justify slavery and the racism African Americans have had to face over centuries? Oh wait it doesn't. 😒

Gribbles!

yeah, he was a great actor. and he did his own stunts

I can NOT handle Jordan’s voice like that. I’m damned near in tears laughing.

@@penpad5555 same! But it also freaks me out 😂 it kinda hints at his love of horror somehow

RIP Otis Carmichael He acted in racist films so we don't have to

I think that there is profiling XD

@Tom Mackey XD

"We don't want no trouble" is a double negative, so it makes perfect sense that they robbed them. If anything they were looking for trouble to give them an excuse to rob them.

@@DarkcIoud1111 someone saying an offensive term is not an excuse to commit a crime

@@steelrain714 Sure it is; it maybe isn't a good excuse, but it is an excuse.

I'm about to look that up appreciate that

Of course he did!

Yes I and my company were there. The couple of USCT in the crowd didnt appriciate it at all.

@Bob E Dahl savage*

Nah they just cut out that part

Just a slice.

1

probably took quite a few.

Just

Taco Truck 80k people liked it and it has over 2 million views so I’m pretty sure it was funny😂

Dropped

Tickle Pink 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hey meghan

You forgot your jacket!

"Chocked"

I was waiting for Tracy Morgan to start clapping. 👏

😂

Like in Toy Story 4: " we're gonna get a kid"

Key's passion at 2:13! ☠️☠️🤣

Yeah, least funniest part of the sketch!!! :-/

that's the moment he realized his brakes needed fixin'. cause he ran over the line on that one.

Exposed their racism real quick😂😂😂👌🏾 Gimme your wallets and any collectors items😂😂😂

@@jevonsims900 they were pushing him though...they really were. Yeah that word is specifically bad but in this sketch it was probably used in the same way an angry person calls someone a bitch or asshole in the heat of the moment without thought. He was very pleasant with them up until then

@@javieremoya there is no exuse to Use that word

Lmao yep mine too moment I give what he wants that's when the gangster cames out 🙄

My slave begging for food:

oof to the yikes

Sure

Andrew M can you hear my eyes rolling?

💯💯💯💯

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MIKEY C Facts!!

A racist voice and Key and Peele can mix well

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some guys actually did it. saw it on reddit but forgot the link. they were even picking cottons

JiDion did it

Why?

@@danielwoods3896 I approve of anything that makes Dixielanders feel uncomfortable.

@@d.ag.b1135 I can guarantee anyone involved has better things to do, and you should save your money. t's all very childish

Genius

@@ricksharp5749 it's just a dumbass, reused repetitive meme comment. There's absolutely nothing genius to "duuuujhhhh hold my beer" come up with something original, sad how the humor nowadays is just stupid squeaker shit.

Well, we sure are glad that you sat us straight. Thank you for correcting the errors of our ways. Hadn’t realised that a lighthearted comment that does not mean all that much could trigger such passion. I suppose you are otherwise not very busy with things like interacting with friends, etc.

Micah Maggio How about you come up with the new original jokes instead of complaining in a youtube comment section about “ugh muh humor nowadays is unoriginal.” Definition of boomer shit. Back in my day headass boi.

Pretty sure it was "hold my hemp pipe" but the jist is still there.

​@@danieldishon688 Psst, the Constitution does not and never provided a legal means for secession. And the war didn't "tear apart your homeland." The south is part of the US, they just got butthurt about the idea of not having slaves. Check out what they said in their declarations for the causes of secession.

@@danieldishon688 I truly cannot find a single fact in that mass of revisionism you just spouted. Literally the only way any state can peacefully secede from the Union is if every other State agrees to let them go. Anything else is treated as an insurrection/treason which then enables the Federal government (Plainly, all other States) to forcibly bring secessionist States back into the Union. THAT is in the Constitution.....

@@brandontekneek9315 you are replying to someone subscribed to OANN

@@RM-xr8lq It all makes sense now. Thanks for saving me time and a headache.

@@danieldishon688 spare us the "us" bullshit, modern person.

Jeans Louissaint nobody’s gonna whip anybody 😂

*cool hwhip*

Seen this sort of thing in Tariq Nasheed's Twitter feed when people call out bootlickers 😂

Steizzy lol

Was gonna like this but it’s at a respectable 420, somebody reply to this if it goes over so I can like it

@@ZacTheLit over 420👌🏿

Candace Richardson Ah yes thank you 👌

yea me too

Yessssssss

STEEP channel photo

Lin Kuei Dragon yes

The thing in your lake, yes I stole ur netflix Does Pickett’s charge ring a bell? The rebs got slaughtered and ass raped by the Union Never stood a change

@@ethanmcfarland8240 It's said that, all else being equal or close to it, it takes at least 3:1 odds to beat a determined defense. For most major battles before the Petersburg siege the Union bought at best 2:1 odds with the results being similar each time. The only major battle in the East that was different and came closest to breaking the ANV was Antietam. As for the ANV, they were simply worn down and whittled away while confederate forces elsewhere were simply poorly served. If they wanted a win by Atlanta, a last gamble of pulling everything into the ANV and striking north was their best chance. Grant may have been a war winner but his greatest advantage was in quantity (which they say has a quality all its own) which he leveraged mercilessly... for his ranks as well as the enemy. No doubt, had the overland campaign lasted another season with that level of losses, the Union would've been ready to talk peace.

@@m.m2594 just like zapp brannigan

What do you think he was going to say? My money is on "Nincompoops".

Ninny

Nitpickers, probably.

@Intelligent Design so anyway....

@Intelligent Design Your racism is showing, inbred.

Oh Lord,lord lord.

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Well, I mean they probably took the object and not the action it after they robbed them.

Swear that part killed me

I was laughing my ass off like chill with that😂

Right

God, I love being a Yankee

God I love to be a Southerner... even after so many years we still have pride for things that once were and may (or may not) be again.

@@cbcastlecastillo144 You could just say "I love being a traitor" and keep it simple.

@@cbcastlecastillo144 howze about you list some of those things about the South you want to return.

Union Army = United States Army Confederate Army = traitors

Jayyy Zeee americans were traitors first. Sometimes you have to be traitors to fight for way of life good or bad

@@ericdressen The Revolution against England was a worthy cause for independence. The Confederacy was an evil cause to preserve slavery and that way of life is indefensible.

@@jayyyzeee6409 The Union did not fight the war to free the slaves.

@@killajakez You're right, but the Confederacy did fight the war to maintain slavery.

It's not random, they're targeting the actors because they're racist.

Mh hmmmmmm. Mh hmmmmm

A powerful movie. Rarely any movie touches my feelings so strongly, but everytime i see the last charge and know a second later they will all die, cut like wheat in that one moment of glory, i cant but shed a tear.

Ribbitgoesthedog Lastnamehereyeah They fought as freedmen Not black or white but Americans They died with honor

@manna banerjee it’s a pretty good music but still that Fuck the Comfederate leader say when key and Peele show up it’s just hilarious

How is that Union Dixie? It's just Dixie. There's no lyrics, so you can't differentiate the difference between Dixie, Union Dixie, or some other parody.

WalkingCane you mean I bought Disney+ for nothing?

Wasn't Uncle Remus the hero of Song of the South?

FL Kayak some say hero, other say something completely different. That in a whole is why they won’t release it.

That's okay. I still have my VHS copy from years ago.

The only dipshits who think song of the south is racist have never seen song of the south.

a. m.e 💀

whats wrong with nitwits?

God I know what they meant but I actually expected nitwit.

*Proceed to rob them to abolish the stereotype*

@MEGATRON PRREEEEAAACCCHH🙌🏿🙌🏿🔥

most would say they do it for their country,

Because they do it as living history as education. They mimic what the actual ones said while people watch to see history brought to life. It's like a live action movie about the Civil War, just because the actor says a line that mimics what was the thought process of the people at the time doesn't mean they actually believe it in their own life. Just because an actor can portray a character doesn't mean they are that character in their personal life

InanimateSum But it cuts out right after “the right ...”

At 2:00 he says, “The south has the right to own...” and then he switches it to the south has a way of life. Dude was def racist smh lol

@A_003 They are traitors because they lost. Treason under US law is exceptionally difficult to prove and adjudicate. Granted slavery is inherently morally wrong and the states should not have seceded and especially should not have attacked and ransacked federal forts before or after secession, nor as a reason for secession, is retaining slavery a valid reasoning, in my mind. However, I do not agree that a state that has entered into a contractual union under one sovereign national name should be disallowed for leaving said contract. But such an action would require way more than a few weeks to properly function: whereas to remove all aspects of the United Sovereign, funding, law enforcement etc. Even back in the 19th century it would have taken years to properly leave. Look at Britain and Northern Ireland wanting to leave the European Union and Greater Britain not wanting to leave. That example is a union within a union, but can still show how difficult it would have been; yet the steps needed to have lawfully severed ties. Now since it was decided by the supreme court at the time that secession is not allowed under the Constitution, we have to all accept that that is the precedence and thusly the States had no lawful way to secede. which is wrong, but not wrong enough to threaten violence, commit violence, nor seize property that is not your own. tldr: disallowing secession is bad contract law, imo. But more importantly Slavery is worse and states have no rights to federal supplies of forts, especially not after claiming to have left the Union.

@@druid_zephyrus buuuuut, slavery wasnt necessarily seen as "bad" by alot of people, us freeing slaves is what led the world in seeing it for what it is, morally wrong

@@josephg.1.130 lmaoo nah the US was one of the *last* countries to end slavery. Most of the rest of the world already saw slavery as either morally repugnant or just no longer economically useful given industrialization. Besides, the US didn't have the kind of global influence it has now - that only came about after 2 world wars. Before then, the US was seen as some backwater country only just beginning to develop its industrial might. It's true that many here in the US didn't see it as "bad" but getting rid of slavery didn't exactly open their eyes to the evils of slavery.

Who died ??

neither are scary.. insert random scary prison guy meme.

And I'm very proud to be working on his current movie here at Universal. Inarguably a comedic (and horror) genius.

@@generalyellor8188 was it Nope?

He's almost as dangerous as that Black Ice.

Yessir lmao

You already know!!!

what I always say is “the states’ rights to what?”

yuh

yes

no

yea

Natanael ... okay?

I'm asleep*

Uh...goodnight?

“I’m sleep” isn’t a thing but good try 😂

@@seanmatthewking ?

I was rolling as soon as they walked up 😂

this was incredibly unfunny

oh my God it's true you can see them holding it in xD

@@dankuso9898 wow! racism😡 no funny to u ? 🙂you are very much saint. take this crown my anti-racist king/queen👑 you didn’t find the comedy sketch made to be funny, funny cause it vewy rwacism!!’1!1 you just singlehandendly gave us world peace and equality!!!!’

@@tirididjdjwieidiw1138 if this was actually racist it would have been much more funny.

@@dankuso9898 why u r negative

Funny thing is, one of the most important elements of the show was that Kevin remembered his childhood really *wasn't* that great. His father was a brute, his brother was a bully, he lost his best friend, he screwed things up with the best girl he ever knew, & he threw away some of his favorite things for no reason. Of course, he was a very young suburban white kid--only 12 in '68--so he was insulated from a lot of the bigger issues, & the perspective of a black kid instead is still fresh.

@@CaptHayfever wdym the perspective of a black kid is still fresh. also spoiler warning!

@@bias9440 You want a spoiler warning for a show that ended 30 years ago?

@@CaptHayfever yes. im watching it rn

you said it.

Guybrush Threepwood - huh?

@@Varooooooom he just wanna say that, no big deal

Damn you almost typed, I bet you vocalized it out 😂😂

AKA Wale nah lmao

lol😄

Yeah this one genuinely didn't make sense lol.

I mean those sterotypes were purposefully made to create divide by the us gov

WW2 Nazi re-enactments also exist... yeah. Grown men LARPing as military let alone the military of the most evil regimes despite not serving a day in their lives is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

@@th3litgods ehm..... I must've missed that...

Tbh reenactments are pretty common and you have to have both sides to do it. So idk. It's a way of preserving history imo

​@@CommunityFanpretty dumb excuse imo, when does the fiction actually bleed into reality? Who wants to roleplay as a nazi or confederate other than somebody at least somewhat partial to those beliefs(obviously outside of a role that is using that with some thematic relevance like an actor in a movie)? And if we can seperate the ideology from the actual action we start to belittle the real impact like the genocide by trying to authentically create only the parts that we want to, glorifying the wrong side of history in the process. History doesn't need to be preserved by having a bunch of losers larping as confederates and nazis, it's preserved perfectly fine in the devistation that they caused that you can to this day in berlin, the remnants of their ideology still thriving in the southern united states, that's actual history, not losers prancing around in uniforms pretending they're actually making decisions in life that have any gravity.

Would that even be legal in Germany?

It's the most realistic

And to think that Eric Andre actually did it in real life…

smartest?

Never understood the appeal of civil war reenactments, especially the confederate side. Do you ever see any WW2 reenactments? Guess no one wants to dress up as a Nazi.

@@meh2510 Oh but there *are* people who likes to dress up as Nazis, sadly. Mostly brain dead people who align themselves with the ideologies of confederacy or Nazis.

Please dont give us the whip

Oh shit it's the grandpa that was secretly an actor! The clip where he eats the pie!

He's like Towelie from South Park XD

they stole the collectibles

Congratulations, you got the sketch!

@@toobtude shut up and give me a cookie

When I think of robbery I think of cowboys walking on a train. I don't think of black people. lol Every race steals. It's only a stereotype if you hold a certain belief.

@@Luism2113 I dont know what shit you just smoked but I didn't ask for that social justice bullshit. I just wanted a laugh.

@@Luism2113 when I think of slavery I think of people being forced to work for free, not black people, every race has been enslaved at some point

😂

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@@andrewstacy9094 lawdy lawdy lawd~

decide wether or not they wanted slavery

@@brendonbalascan6814 If you encounter a Confederate sympathizer, they'll do absolutely anything to avoid the fact that it was specifically about slavery.

artistwithouttalent im still right

@@brendonbalascan6814 I didn't say you weren't

@Willem DaFuckedUp Exactly.

He dun messed up A-aron.

he was gonna say niagrian fallians

nitpickers That's what he was gonna say 😇

Stealing from a bunch of people having fun role playing surely would have helped with the thief stereotype...

@@TheJaguarthChannel thats the whole point idiot "smh"