Key & Peele - Das Negros 

Comedy Central its cool that comedy Central is helping and promoting their youtube channel

well I guess ill be that guy.... that shorter black man has big ole lips. i guess I didn't notice untill he was in white face. the tall guy legit looks white. let the liberal screeching begin.

Comedy Central lol the first guy to talk sounds like the dog from some movie I think it was Peabody and Sherman I think

Remember when people had a shit storm when someone did black face as a joke? Some even lost their jobs for even talking about it. What a double standard. Hilarious skit though. 😂

*demonatization*

Oscar winner

It's actually "Heinrich Leeroyheimer"

Cancel culture needs to get thus man smh

I FUCKING DIED AT THAT PART

The When he said “hell no” like a typical black dude 😂

I died 😂💀💯

I think it’s the funniest part 😂 so random

They also measured human heads, naziscience.

I can confirm that beans do explode against people like me.

I came here for this! I was like….wait did I hear that correctly? Beans? Lol

Baron Helmut* baron is a title.

He's kin to the Dusseldorf Schnitzlenazi's after all. Fearless people.

like someone who really loves climbing mountains.

Not really he ain't no Hans Landa, he should've just put a bucket of KFC. That would be spot on.

@@racerozzy Not really no, in fact his name was prononced wrong in the first sentence. "mewler" lol.

​​@@racerozzybrother, this is a tv skit, not the Oscar nominee and winner Inglourious Basterds Calm tf down man

According to the one drop rule, Ty Burrell is black. His grandmother escaped slavery.

Wait a minute

Hahahahahahah! Wait... Whattt???

Yo sus

Lol

hol up...

69 likes nice

169 likes nice

@@derp8184 nice

thats Phil my realtor

jeez someone is gonna get wooshed by someone who thinks reddit is cool

I was thinking watching this; only way it could be better is with Christoph waltz! He’s small but does such a great job with the joking/scare tactic

Literally thought the same thing as soon as I saw Ty in uniform 😂

12 now

@@MosinMan1213 now

i couldn"t beleive it neither

Dude what are you stupid? It's clear they are both black. They played with the cat toy.

Andusz r/wooosh

@Blahrose r/Woooosh I said the fisrt woooosh why do i have less likes 🙂💔

@@tristanhvh6488 r/woosh

@@playaab4826 you are right, I should have made a joke about that...

yh it really ruined the joke for me

@Gucci Fish r/whoosh

@@TheCanuck-ye4xm no duh it’s called a joke

Ffs

@@TheCanuck-ye4xm , you have to double woosh them

Never seen any of his earlier roles huh?

How are first generation when they exited for a lot of generations in Germany

W PFP

You're not a german. Just a jew

"To see if zey explode."

Well that part is true.

wait what it is?

@Caleb Cohan Exactly! You say zee comment, but leave out zee reazons!

@Caleb Cohan the exploding beans is so outrageous it’s funny to pretend it’s true.

I was thinking of Inglorious Basterds when I watched this lol

Not enough feet

@@morris2408 facts

You would

I think Tarantino would correctly name it "Die Negros" . "Das Negros" triggers my inner grammar Nazi.

Love how he confused their love for music with the food 😂

Haha great 🤣

if this type of comedy is permitted, no-one should have a problem with blackface. No-one who isn't racist, that is.

@@connorapurcell That seems fair to me. However, I think there are a lot of reasonable people who dislike blackface, due to the TON of anti-black propoganda that used to be spread while people would do it. I mean it may be fine now but the history is quite horrible. I see what ur saying tho, I'm fairly neutral on that topic.

@@dr.danburritoman1293 they can dislike it all they want, but calling for people to be fired, 'cancelled', shunned, etc. for blackface is absurd, especially when whiteface is permitted and considered amusing.

@@connorapurcell Well, some people are offended by whiteface too but I guess taht makes sense.

Lasse Bastholm 😂😂😂

Duuuuuuude I was just thinking that!! Lmaoooo, I just watched Inglorious Basterds like a week ago and I just saw that

“The negro hunter” lmfao

@@jaredmorgan6209 haha good one

NOT so much acid as weak mushrooms in orange juice.

dude Burrell is terrifying in serious roles, hard to match. He is totally wasted on comedies.

​@@btf1287 Don't think he's wasted lol I got into modern family only because of him

Or two white dudes with black face

Nah, the cat toy bit is funnier because it subverts expectations. Leave the writing to the professionals.

that exactly what everyone expected to happen

@@SpencerLee97 No that was actually pretty lame

Manilla Ice You are a genius

😂😂😂

What is the bean test

@@haterdesaint rewatch the video and you’ll see lol

Missed opportunity 😄

@Ramadan Steve that's what it means to be gay

This is newly colorized evidence of the identity of Phil's grandfather, Filip Dunphelheimer, a famed nazi magician.

Yeah..., In season 8 Phil quit his real estate and became a White Supremacist.

😀

LFAO

😂😂

Thank you Jim.

@@chasechute1491 Glad someone got the reference lol

@@billcipher147 I don't get it:(

Canazi race

@@billcipher147 you're not Jim! Jim's not white. Wait....

best one

koreaa

김범우 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

lol

Am about to write that too hahahahahha perfect hhahaha

My OCD feels acknowledged.

but.. wasnt this the last house?

So, hes like a shitty santa?

When people live that on your house it means that they site on sandwatch in the dark

qwerty683100 his pockets must be like the inside of the tardis..... how much does he have in his pockets to be leaving that stuff in every house he searches.... 😆

The darkside of racism is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

Have you forgotten that Phil is magician

Your pfp, I see you’re a man of culture as well

@@sadstormtrooper Is it possible to learn this power?

Are you all dumb, that’s an inherent German trait

Because they both escaped a prison together

@@benschwartz7588 if he knew that they would be in prison

Per Borgman you know what they say about some nazis ;)

Its not a whole can you idiot

Per Borgman shouldve threw kfc

Well, the actor, Ty Burell, does have black ancestry!

@@sjccopyeditor885 you didn't watched modern family, don't you?

🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂 one of the most underrated scenes of the show

modern family deep cut

It’s a tough last name to get dates with in 2023 … but in 1942 it was a 6 layers of wool dropper

@@iamskippy ye its really tough with all the vegetarians and vegans these days

Our German neighbours has the same surname by the way

​@@iamskippy I doubt it

🤣🤣🤣🤣

😆

Suddenly phil has a scary feeling to him 😅

"Don't ask me about my business, Claire"

@@Raznorthecompletelyrealhuman 😆

Was looking for this comment XD

As a german i laughed my ass off!!

didn't he say "schnitzelnuts"?

@@svenefouuuuu5352 same here - that got me

@@andreas_kuenster 😂😂👌

"Baron Helmut" like "count" or "Lord" 😁

Lil Homie one is kinda creepy and the Black Pantha one

Cannon nose he’s making sure the other black people are aware of their own weaknesses for protection.

True, because there's no such thing as colonel of the SS!

@@tarapita True, but there was Standartenführer, although this Nazi appears to be Obersturmbannführer, which equates to Lieutenant colonel, and he appears to have been awarded the Ritterkreuz des Eisernen Kreuzes mit Eichenlaub (Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross with Oak Leaves), but for some reason still displays his Kriegsorden des Deutschen Kreuzes (German Cross), I'm not sure that is correct, and the band on his Knight's Cross looks strange, the red stripe is too thin, and it should be worn under the collar. And someone could probably reprimand him for wearing his belt like that as well. But considering how hilarious these guys are, I'll let it slide...;-)

Well, the actor who plays the Commander part is actually of African descent...his great great grandmother was the daughter of a slave and her "owner". It is an incredibly moving story...you can watch it on Finding Your Roots on PBS.

Come up with something clever next time, asshole.

That's how you drive the racists and the single minded people away.

@@emrahalien2972 by being racist? When you bitch about blackface you shouldn't do whiteface as the real racist will call you racist and will keep doing racist stuff.

@Ghost_ Slaayer no id be fine with someone doing blackface for a joke of mocking the individuals that do it seriously you know a reason to do it. also, I have no clue how you read there comment either you read it and thought it was something you thought about, or either somehow you knew what they meant. my whole point was making jokes of everything and making fun of racists inside of it gives the ability to drive them away while making a joke and making fun of there opinions ideals and ideas, some idiot who didn't realize I never said one side is fine and one is not and just replied cause he didn't read what i wrote is not exactly a good candidate for you to agree to even if it was the same opinion kinda just makes that opinion look less real, the only reason I think this is better then someone doing blackface is because they made fun of racists inside it too witch completely makes people realize its a joke. and also has a reason. but if some idiot does blackface and does not have a reason for it and the joke is purely that he's wearing blackface and no real punchline or why he would be, then it just kinda seems like a excuse to be a racist asshole.

@@emrahalien2972 acutaly all the jokes with blackface in are getting taken down

@@Sornago cool...dude i didn't say it wasn't real. the real thing you should question is if it had a reason to have blackface other then racist stereotypes.

What are you trying to say? They are very obviously white dudes.

@@najmussaqib7055 yeah you know, your right. I stand corrected

Works in the coal mines

You mean clear as night

Arms? The sides of their heads 😁😁

*Hans landa ???* 👀👀👀

Yo! For real. I was gonna comment this myself, but I was curious if anyone else noticed. I wanna try this one day, if I get the opportunity.

@@Hellheart get a position where others wellbeing is in your hand, and when they messed up on their job, visit their house, thats how you get into situation like this

A power move❓ …. 🤔 Oh, like when you see Vanna White at the gym lifting weights 💪🏻 and your black friend says: 🙎🏽‍♂️🗯️ I’m so tempted to shout “Now that’s some W ____ P _____ even I could get behind.“ But you have to remind him that’s not Vanna White and you’re both high and sitting inside of a Taco Bell.

Phil? Uh, his first name is “Agent”. -Tony Stark

😀😂😂😂

Was that a actual test? Lol

The sexual innuendos

I don't understand the joke, someone elaborate for thee

@@gummieboy16 grenades looks like beans, but bigger.

unicorn sprinkles *Baron Helmut SchnitzelNazi

@@FGCounter1 as a german I had to laugh very hard :)

Zhuang Tao I was about to comment this haha

Ich ges erstmal ein snitchel essen

I thought he was going to say Zemo

People get fatter when they get older

This is a superior joke

there's no punchline it's a reference to how people just go oh right who looks like they did back then anyway

I guess people are in their primes in college? Idk either.

focus on the second part of the joke. he’s basically saying nobody looks the same way now compared to how they looked in college

"It's very scientific. Like when we throw the beans up against the homosexuals to see if the beans explode" 😂

@@lamosos are you actually fucking mad

@@lamosos damn 😹😹

“Zis is very scientific, like ven ve srow ze beans at ze homosexuals to see if ze homosexuals explode.”

Ray Rex I don’t understand how that would test a homosexual. Can someone explain?

Phil Dunphy

If you see the whole time "Phil Dunphy" in him, you cant be scared. :D

Ty Burrell can be scary...would be great as Ted Bundy

Bro he was just 100% copying Hans Landa from Inglorious Basterds

I found myself clinching my posterior at times.

Most certainly not. This was brilliant, never been a huge fan of K&P but as a WW2 buff this was absolutely awesome, I enjoy when people make light of the darkest period of our history with Dark Jokes. Coming from an Italian-German Descendant lol.

John Kylander Obviously since he’s while, he can’t drop the beet, so whenever he lets go of the beet it just kinda floats in his general vicinity.

He has Minecraft inventory

NOBODY expects the -Spanish Inquisition- Schutzstaffel beets!

Beets by tray = beats by Dre. It's a pun. Also, black people love the beats in their rap song

Well, Phil's a magician.

@El LoL What a clown 🤡

@@rednad839 What a clown

@@rednad839 didn’t understand the joke?

I totally missed that.

@@rayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa what a clown

I am indeed related to the Dusseldorf Schnitelnazi...

lol rightttttt

@@pedrongalaxi7774 yea cousin how's your mom Frieda

*Wunderbaum

Was für eine VERUNGLIMPFUNG DES DEUTSCHEN VATERLANDES

That's one of the more interesting things about the negro

Hmm, everything seems in order

I don't wear hats but I just got that lol

That's true with my cousins though

I don't get it

And Peele's " .....Yeah..uh.. " at 1:57 always gets me

Meanwhile in our country (Malaysia) , someone act like kim kardashian said "Samsung? “Eww”… What are you talking about? iPhone of course." aka Ariana Grande Twins :V

Mush Zuu I’m so confused about your comment

Vauth did they not teach you these scientific experiments at science school?

DREAM SOFT that joke was offensive wtf

*Oh-*

Jiggle-de-Diggle-di

Can I interest you in...... Ze BEETS?!

Gutenberg lol

he Heil-Fives him

His first name is Agent. -Tony Stark

Yea I didn't either. Whose that white dudes? They look funny

Those actors are Key and Peel. SMH Idiots! 10,000 comments later: r/woooosh

@@RF.243 r/woosh

@@RF.243 ^ ha! It's the 1st of the 10,000 comments! checkmate

UnknownFlickZ OMG He SaId ThE fUnNy ReDdIt

😂😂

@@komal146 who wouldn't be able to resist chicken

That's some racist shit right there. Delicious though.

Guilty

Or Watermelon?

😆😆😆

The one that didn't make it to the final cut

When they skip art class

Can you tell your pfp

@@hamper6511 I've seen it on Twitter lol

If you find this funny, may I suggest that you search the Tube for the name Schnitzelnazi? They kinda stole the joke here and didn't pay homage to the original.

@@fabiansuckfull9446 who?

Its beautiful, the name always have me in tears too

@@fabiansuckfull9446 That RPG story is from 2 years ago, this was uploaded on RU-vid 8 years ago, and in the story it says, about his name and need to white-face, "if you get the reference I respect you". So character in the rpg story is named after this sketch, not the other way around

@@fabiansuckfull9446 L

“die negros” number 1 on trending.

@@trvrt1cl3 I'm a horrible person for laughing at this...damn you

😂😂😂😂

Die in German is actually de

I came down to the comments to point out "Das Negros" is wrong but NOW I see... thanks haha

Maybe Phil Dunphy's grandad? 😂

I met him in Person once, funny dude.

Ikr!😂

not really. he plays a pretty good nazi lol

Absolutely nailed the accent!

Looks like his real estate and magic wasn't going so well lol.

Soham Bhalerao hahaha word!

@@sohambhalerao3554 this was before his real estate job he had get it because this job did not do well

Obviously, his magic is spot on. How else would have been able to produce a plate of beets?

We saw it coming

Gutenberg* it's the name of the guy who invented the printing press

TheMAXIFOD yes

Yes, Steve Guttenberg. Officer Carey Mahoney. He was a legend. Guttenberg!

Edge Of Light up

they throws the beans against the homozexuals

raianf that's so hilarious

Lmaoooo

Schnitzel is German/Swiss food. It’s basically chicken. I can’t remember exactly too much about it but it’s very good

Grandpa schnitzel is austrian and mainly refers to veal or pork beat til its Bout 0,5-1-cm thick, then breaded and fried.

Turkey is also commonly used, where his misinterpretation might come from. But yeah, the real Schnitzel comes from Austria and is made out of veal.

Which part of it? I didn't see key and Peele throughout this skit? It was just 3 white guys

Are u the n word?

ein Deutscher kann den Akzent gar nicht erkennen, Schleimer.

na klar 😂

@@Robby_Rob are you the s word?

Same here🤭 very great acting

are you related to the Dusseldorf Schnitzelnazis?

best part by far

Rada rada

Ashkenazi

@@youcansave15ormoreoncarins75 Rada rada rada rada rada rada....... Rada

I was waiting on someone to quote this lol

Operator Xavier lol

Jiggledie diggledie*

He said “nothing”

im not questioning where that was....

KRAUT SPACE MAGIC!

German engineering is truly the best in the world

😂😂😂😂

Doesn't every German walk around with a plate of beets just in case?

Thomas Labat it's Ty Burrell from 'Modern Family', he's also in 'the incredible hulk'

Also, Colin Hanks stole the show in their "playing a thug" sketch. I recommend you check it out, it's one of my absolute favorites.

He's brilliant, isn't he?! 😂😂😍

He's Phil Dunphy in the show modern family on FOX

He does it twice