If Deadpool Was Charged For His Crimes 

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Going from 27 bucks and community service to 6 life sentences within about fifteen seconds is Deadpool at his finest

He can literally outlive all of his charges, something NOBODY can do at this big of a scale

Do NOT hire Deadpool as a hitman. So many lives would UNNECESSARILY lost and his actions would easily be traced back to you!

The transition from him not paying for a taxi ride to murdering 6 people was absolutely perfect 😂

Deadpool is the kind of guy to make friendships out of weird situations and they went with it in a wholesome way.

I'd love to see all the charges of Baby in the film Baby Driver. At the end of the film we actually do hear how many charges he is given and the sentence, but it's never made clear what the actual charges are or how accurate they would be. So it could be an interesting topic to try and decode what the court was looking at in the final scene.

Knowing that Deadpool has the continuoty stone, he can just erase all of his crimes just to do them all over again.

I find it both interesting and hilarious how he gave Deadpool like, idk almost 100 life sentences, but didn’t give him a SINGLE Death penalty, because, well Deadpool can’t die 😂

He would probably be a world class felon, or terrorist if he tried hard enough.

just showing an action scene and counting the crimes as they occur is great, should be done more often

I love how amidst all the carnage he gets points off his license for running a red light

I'm surprised you didn't count the kidnapping charge for when Deadpool tied the kid from Princess Bride in his old bedroom.

5:27 FRIENDSHIP 💀😂😂

Deadpool's comic book counterpart makes him look like an angel.

4:56 Respect Deadpool telling the Camereman to look away

0:28 Everytime Deadpool kills someone the Life Sentence's rise's up and I cannot stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

"Now they're just censoring scenes from my movie? You took my job, too!"

He'd probably still find a way to survive that sentence. Edit: so if a life sentence is 25 years with parole, he'd be in prison for over 2200 years.

The way Deadpool earns life sentence after life sentence after life sentence each time he kills someone had me laughing the entire time XD

OBJECTION! 3:33 Wade also kissed Jeremy meaning that can be conceived as either SA or Groping. 3:58 This ain’t exactly a Riot it’s more of a Bar Fight and also, I don’t think Death Pools are illegal and he was attempting to win the Sister Margret’s Death Pool. Meaning it would just be Match Fixing and a Conspiracy to Murder attempt.

5:40 technically he only knocked out Bob, he didn't actually kill him, so life sentence 45 wouldn't really be a life sentence for just knocking him out

Can you imagine if that gave Deadpool the death penalty. After all, I think that at least 1 of these murders had aggravating circumstances. I wonder what the state would do when no form of capital punishment on the books was able to kill him.

5:31 the back-to-back continuous life sentences is hilarious 😭

5:20 the power of FRIENDSHIP

I love it when you have to block off the gore stuff with the money logo

9:14 This is one of those times when the music doesn’t matter.

As someone who has never watched deadpool this is wild 💀

He's just doing his job. 1. Places to go 2. A face to fix 3. Bad guys to kill That is his list.

Despite all the horrendous crimes committed, thank goodness he didn’t get a single death penalty, until Deadpool 3 perhaps

Deadpool could just plea for all his crimes to be the death sentence and just move on with his life after they kill him! Oh wait…

7:24 That might actually be voluntary manslaughter instead of second degree murder. Voluntary manslaughter is an "act of passion," where a typical example is coming home and finding your wife in bed with another man and killing one or both of them in anger. I have a feeling that the other guy killing DP's wife would qualify it as an act of passion, meaninng a likely manslaughter charge rather than 2nd degree murder. Edit: an argument could be made in court for 8:14 to also be voluntary manslaughter

Drinking Game: Take a shot every time Deadpool Commits A Murder in this video.

I don't know why the nonchalant music at 6:00 has me dying

I kinda find it funny that every bullet that comes out of Deadpool's gun is a life sentence sound. It's funny to me.

"Thank me later, Canada" That got me😂😂😂

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This video is more of a kill count.

3:11 end of sponsor Also is that really his laptop, and does he have a better computer he uses for editing?

Everytime Deadpools kills someone the life sentence's rise's up 🤣🤣🤣

I LOVE the editing in this video! Keep it up man, you are improving!

8:46 to be fair, I think the police would be more concerned about the thing on fire, than chasing after a stolen bike

Props for making it so the times on the video in the ad perfectly line up with the time on this video when the ad starts and ends

I feel like jumping into a car on a busy public highway might also count as some form of reckless endangerment

0:38 I’d also charge him for property damage and trespassing for breaking into those cars.

In hypothetical scenarios, “were” is always used as opposed to “was”. So it should be “If Deadpool were charged for his crimes”. :). Luv ur vids

Having "Points off license" at the end just cracks me up.

If the Punisher was charged for his crimes he’s not a villain but he does crazy things.

2:36 cute cat, what is its name?

Deadpool is just speedrunning those life sentences

3:27 I LOST IT WTF💀💀💀💀 I love Deadpool he's so mentally ill 💀🙏🏻

Exceptional video as always Mousait chef's kiss. I'm amazed that Deadpool basically commits crimes as a hobby and gets a list of charges THIS long😂😂. His live-action self's crimes are petty felonies compared to the ones commited by his comics self.

3:21 Shouldn't he get a sexual harassment charge here? Or threat to R***?

I love how it includes both multiple life sentences and points of licence

Great to be early for another Mousait video. And this is only the movie Deadpool just imagine how crazy the original comic book version is!

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Well, most of the murders were technically self-defense. His wife was killed, his house was raided, he killed a kid-torturing asshole, and he was tortured by a group of people (with intent to sell him into slavery, which is highly illegal) for at least three months (i forgot how long). But being a merc (he was really a hitman) is still illegal.

But, since it's Deadpool, he would certainly break the fourth wall and respond to the final sentencing at the end of the video

The ending credits with the song just is so good

Try doing a series on Troma characters - “If Troma Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes”

7:36 Fair enough.

1:46 isn’t it robbery?

WOW, just watching that Life Sentence counter tick up every single second that passed. PS: At what point do his blood sprees cross into Mass Murder?

8:13 Wasn't at this part that he tried to kill the bald guy with glasses? If yes it was going to be considered attempted murder right? PS: Can you make a If Venom was charged for his crimes pls

5:50 Should've Let him Speak

9:05 TBF, Deadpool can’t see it

I love how quickly the sentences escalate that is peak deadpool honestly

9:14 oh I missed you adding that song 😆

I'm pretty sure this single video is a new record for most 1st Degree Murder charges.

I gotta ask, do you actually use the real heights for the final charges list? Or do you just place them on there?

Me: what Mousait confess of the sentencing to Deadpool? Stays back there. Heather: agreed. Duncan: oh yeah. Gwen: no argument.

Finally you came back

5:10 I will.

Lol, This Taxi Driver Is Too Sweet To Be Scared of Deadpool. XD

You should do a video on what crimes would the Spider-Man villains of the Raimi trilogy be charged with: Green Goblin (Spider-Man), Doctor Octopus (Spider-Man 2), New Goblin, Sandman and Venom (Spider-Man 3). You should also do a video on what crimes would the Amazing Spider-Man villains be charged with: Lizard (The Amazing Spider-Man), Electro, Rhino and Green Goblin (The Amazing Spider-Man 2.

I would like to see charged crimes for the following 8 subjects 1: Pixar villains 3 (Ercole from Luca, Evelyn Deavour from Incredibles 2 Sid Phillips from Toy Story (why did you not cover him in the 1st one?), Thunderclap from The Good Dinosaur, and Sir Axelrod from Cars 2) 2: Every John Wick antagonist 3: Vecna from Stranger Things. 4: Illumination villains (Belle Bottom, Gru (Despicale Me 3 edition), Carlos, Jimmy Crystal, and Bowser (put a disclaimer that this will not include Bowser from the video games) 5: Deadpool (part 2), duh 6: Nick Goode from the Fear Street Trilogy (so that you can have fun making unique videos) 7: Super Mario Bosses (Even though it’s gonna be more of the same aggrivated assault/possible murder charge) 8: My most wanted thing since I started watching your videos: James Bond Villains! If you do all of these, your channel will have lots of unique videos. There are lots of stuff (including the James Bond stuff) that I feel you might be interested in, so dive right in if you want to!

So is a life sentence referring to the inmate's life, or is it a period of 80 years or so? He'd either be there forever or for ≈6,880 years.

9:40 they would probably try and give him the death sentence but you avoided it because it wouldnt work, smarty smarty

Do if Arno & company in Uncut Gems were charged of their crimes but, in general you should do if Connie Nikas from Good Time was charged of his crimes

Now this channel is charging a real hero for the crimes he made

I think you could also get him on reckless endangerment for causing a car crash

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Best ad read out of them all just for the line "Bugger off cat this is my shake"

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The people DP killed at 5:40(and also some others before that), wasn't that technically self defense, as they attacked him first?

A lot of murder!

The fact that Deadpool’s fines are so miniscule compared to how many lives hes taken is unironically hillarious

I love how you just added the chateaux did the charge screen affter. Also one of my friends is obssesed.with dead pool and ima show him this

Why did demonetisation symbols make me laugh 😂

If Jurassic Park/World Villains were charged for their crimes 1, 2 and 3 pls.🙏🙏🙏😇

Series idea: What if HEROES are charged for their crimes.

the sponsor transition was legendary! From in and out.

How does Walter white have more time in jail than DP does

You missed a life sentence in 1:05

"Bugger off Cat it's my Shake." That is the funniest sentence in the channel.

The yellow demonetization popping up is amazing lol.

5:35 looks like you forgot the $! do not report the video

Nah I’m first

Make a part 2 when deadpool 3 comes out

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