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If girls slid in the DM's 

Nikki Howard
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@user-rh4fc2dg8e
@user-rh4fc2dg8e 11 дней назад
Correction: " It's only creepy if you're not attractive"
@micahstevenson118
@micahstevenson118 11 дней назад
Or if you have no social skills, or if you’re broke, or if you show emotions, or if you mention the bodies in your basement or….well…you get the point
@JohnSmith-bq6nf
@JohnSmith-bq6nf 10 дней назад
Women never get called crewpy
@foolfether
@foolfether 10 дней назад
and if she's attractive, it's a bot.
@treystephens6166
@treystephens6166 8 дней назад
Yeah, I’m always the creepy guy no girl wants to talk to because I’m ugly 😢oh well that’s what free internet porn is for. 🖐🏻
@PaballoKobe-xh9ve
@PaballoKobe-xh9ve 6 дней назад
Even an average women is a treat heck below average. You know what breathing is the requirement.
@rogersepeda4378
@rogersepeda4378 11 дней назад
The ending was hilarious 😂 a bunch of girls saying the same thing , guys are lucky to get a DM from a bot lol
@JonSanders
@JonSanders 11 дней назад
I dated a bot for years once. It was crazy when she finally broke it off.
@theking5968
@theking5968 11 дней назад
​@@JonSanders🤣🤣
@alanweis7856
@alanweis7856 11 дней назад
What's DM means?
@JonSanders
@JonSanders 11 дней назад
@@alanweis7856 Here is a comma-separated list of possibilities for the acronym DM: Direct Message, Digital Marketing, Data Management, Decision Making, Dungeon Master, Diabetes Mellitus, District Manager, Device Manager, Document Management, Dynamic Memory, Distribution Management, Delivery Manager, Demand Management, Data Mining, Duty Manager, Domain Model, Diagnostic Manual, Disk Management, Data Modeling.
@JosephSchneider26
@JosephSchneider26 11 дней назад
​@@alanweis7856 Deutsche Mark. It was the German currency before the Euro. "Sliding into ones DMs" means exactly what it sounds like: Taking a head first dive into your coin treasure, just like Scrooge MacDuck.
@jimmyjams962
@jimmyjams962 11 дней назад
If I got a DM like that I'd know she wasn't a bot, that she wasn't being serious, and that she probably has a pretty good sense of humor because "Pork Sword" is UNHINGED. 10/10 would respond.
@onothankyou
@onothankyou 10 дней назад
Hey, hot stuff, how about you come over here and beat me with your... I can't do it, I can't do it, no, not even for the joke.
@bryanw4582
@bryanw4582 10 дней назад
It’s your girlfriend (or ex) with a 4th account solely for this reason.
@PaballoKobe-xh9ve
@PaballoKobe-xh9ve 6 дней назад
Definitely gonna send you the OF link in the next message
@wojciechsawicki4733
@wojciechsawicki4733 11 дней назад
the worst part is men would still fall for it because of how rare it is
@lavatr8322
@lavatr8322 10 дней назад
Fax
@JonSanders
@JonSanders 11 дней назад
This is VERBATIM the DM's I get. Sooooooooo annoying.
@356z
@356z 11 дней назад
Really I kinda appreciate when I get them
@JonSanders
@JonSanders 11 дней назад
@@356z It's just when the girls outnumber the days in the week, man. I'm not complaining bcuz I realize there are men out there who have fewer than even 3 hoes on their rotation, but I'm just saying it's a lot. Ya know, the body & mind can only take so much. 🤷🏾‍♂️
@TheDSasterX
@TheDSasterX 11 дней назад
Ugh I just wish people would stop chasing after my pork sword. There's a real person swinging this haft of hog around, yaknow?
@sylvan429
@sylvan429 7 дней назад
'haft of hog' nearly killed me
11 дней назад
What about "hi handsome", that definitely does NOT sound like a bot! 😂
@mwx5314
@mwx5314 11 дней назад
this was too short.. we need a longer video!!!
@benkenobi4937
@benkenobi4937 10 дней назад
Freaking hilarious! It was the expressions with the words that made it great! "Beat the shit out of me with your pork sword" lol
@abosworth
@abosworth 11 дней назад
Pork sword! 😂
@rashonburnett6473
@rashonburnett6473 10 дней назад
That escalated quickly, and then de-escalated just as quickly.
@sentientmlem727
@sentientmlem727 4 дня назад
"Pork sword" is now my new go-to term for it. haha
@NickCorvello
@NickCorvello 11 дней назад
Nikki and the girl in the black dress were like a dream teamup 2 years ago and I'm glad that finally they're in a skit together 😁
@DUES_EX
@DUES_EX 7 дней назад
I love the satire. Men have to deal with starting the conversation with women. Seeing the roles reversed, showed how inconvenient it is to be the instigator.
@alwayspooh1588
@alwayspooh1588 11 дней назад
Too funny, as always! Nikki, you rock!
@crushbrain2416
@crushbrain2416 11 дней назад
🤣🤣🤣 nikki you are a genius
@Cello10131
@Cello10131 10 дней назад
Most dudes would just think its a scammer
@chriskirsten8221
@chriskirsten8221 8 дней назад
thats because 99.99999999% of the time it is lol
@pplesandoranges
@pplesandoranges 11 дней назад
This is definitely How I Met Your Mother, kids.
@4stringz.
@4stringz. 10 дней назад
That’s actually kinda hot
@BooksForever
@BooksForever 11 дней назад
I get DMs from bots all the time, but to save time I only hook up with the hot ones.
@treystephens6166
@treystephens6166 8 дней назад
No girl want to hook up with me.
@thevishyfishy
@thevishyfishy 11 дней назад
this is like that one I Think You Should Leave skit
@MarkFuriniArt
@MarkFuriniArt 11 дней назад
It is EXACTLY like that skit.
@hakunamatata3214
@hakunamatata3214 9 дней назад
"Hey cutie" "hey hot stuff" "hey sweet cheeks" literally all the things bots say.
@llama0057
@llama0057 11 дней назад
“Pork sword” 🤣🤣
@MykCola
@MykCola 11 дней назад
Pork Sword!!! Wild...Going on the list.
@Krooksbane
@Krooksbane 4 дня назад
Good use of “Pork Sword”
@suez5468
@suez5468 11 дней назад
Guys honestly would LOVE that!
@MR-MR-ud5oo
@MR-MR-ud5oo 10 дней назад
Unless they are flaming hot cheetos or swimming in the V pool every day.
@LeBeautiful
@LeBeautiful 11 дней назад
“hey big boy” gets the guys every single time. source: girl trust me
@DavidDavisDH
@DavidDavisDH 11 дней назад
I get dms from bots all the time, thats how I know its a bot 😂
@DreamersOfDreams
@DreamersOfDreams 11 дней назад
Your husband is a blessed man.
@DalMo1
@DalMo1 7 дней назад
this is very similar to "I Think You Should Leave" Sketch
@eduardomartin8510
@eduardomartin8510 11 дней назад
I thought it was the actress from modern family for a second there. 😲
@hailcaesar6185
@hailcaesar6185 10 дней назад
I haven't got a message request ever since I made an account on instagram, around 2014... the streak continues 😂
@user-gx7ee2nu8v
@user-gx7ee2nu8v 5 дней назад
Fuck, in a perfect world lol
@her_biggest_fan
@her_biggest_fan 7 дней назад
Merrr 😍😍😍😍
@Audiomajik
@Audiomajik 11 дней назад
I prefer my sword to be referred to as beef sword, thank you very much.
@MR-MR-ud5oo
@MR-MR-ud5oo 10 дней назад
Same. I don't eat the unclean.
@Edward-zw9ld
@Edward-zw9ld 10 дней назад
Brief but hot and hilarious
@user-ef2ix7nt3e
@user-ef2ix7nt3e 11 дней назад
This was funny
@archimedes_espinosa
@archimedes_espinosa 10 дней назад
This one cut off too early. The video is incomplete.
@lavin214
@lavin214 10 дней назад
Can I get one dm where a girl doesn't say that? Its like listen ladies my eyes up here, we're more than a piece of meat with a wallet you know.
@guilhermefirmz
@guilhermefirmz 10 дней назад
🔥
@sukhmindervirk
@sukhmindervirk 11 дней назад
Hey.
@guitarhole
@guitarhole 11 дней назад
You're such a tease Nikki.
@shonuff7612
@shonuff7612 11 дней назад
😂😂what do you mean "If" girls hit guys up on social media? Like it never happens or something. They call it sliding into your DMs my X saw me on FB and messaged me.
@DevSharma_bayern
@DevSharma_bayern 11 дней назад
Hey, works for me
@cameronmoore136
@cameronmoore136 11 дней назад
Pork WHAT
@NN-re7cy
@NN-re7cy 11 дней назад
😂😂🤣
@kadelu1137
@kadelu1137 9 дней назад
😂😂😂😂
@TheEviIOyo
@TheEviIOyo 10 дней назад
her legs are perfect
@Koettnylle
@Koettnylle 8 дней назад
This is not her DM tho
@epayne6
@epayne6 11 дней назад
The word you are searching for is, ratchet! 😊
@slyfox2022
@slyfox2022 7 дней назад
Was....was there more?
@leedanielson7452
@leedanielson7452 11 дней назад
😂😂😂
@cete66
@cete66 11 дней назад
I girls were like that there wouldn't be any wars in the world
@Bakarost
@Bakarost 11 дней назад
uh no the girls would be dm the top % of guys looks wise, money wise, status wise, the 10s 9s and 8s. wars would continue because thats whats happening today, just not in dms
@ivanherrera4235
@ivanherrera4235 11 дней назад
😅🤣🤣🤣
@tonyliang8099
@tonyliang8099 4 дня назад
Don’t ruin it for everyone 😂 dam
@saintpatrick6681
@saintpatrick6681 11 дней назад
oddly that's the pitch you get with a 2k price tag attached to it. anything over 400 is just robbery.
@jgordon165
@jgordon165 11 дней назад
What's sad about this is I'm pretty sure the only difference between men and women in this context is the fact that men are expected to initiate the DM conversation. Otherwise we will both be trying to figure out what to say
@barfo281
@barfo281 11 дней назад
What's up with another repost?
@jonathanfarley2023
@jonathanfarley2023 5 дней назад
The most beautiful girl I met at the university where I worked in Austria had lunch with me and also asked to waltz with me. I would spend hours crafting messages in German about Schopenhauer and other weighty topics. Eventually, for reasons I could not figure out, she wrote, "ich finde deine Nachrichten, Briefe, ... respektlos und werde sie in Zukunft nicht mehr lesen." So, ladies who wrote and/or performed this sketch, that's why men send the crude DMs. They take less time and they get the same result. And, while you won't admit it, you probably notice them more.
@dutube99
@dutube99 3 дня назад
So what, you disrespected Schopenhauer somehow and she took offense? that's rough dude
@jonathanfarley2023
@jonathanfarley2023 2 дня назад
@@dutube99 I actually never understood why she wrote that response. Her loss: as far as I know, she's still single, but no longer beautiful.
@spinmaster0
@spinmaster0 7 дней назад
Now if a man said something similar...
@wherami
@wherami 11 дней назад
Marriage material
@magicsinglez
@magicsinglez 11 дней назад
I would think it’s rude and gross and juvenile. . .but I’d probably go for the meet-up. Wait, if a girl is acting interested in you, it’s definitely some sort of robbery attempt.
@fryncyaryorvjink2140
@fryncyaryorvjink2140 10 дней назад
I would be ok with this dm
@georgitodorov4048
@georgitodorov4048 11 дней назад
Thats old video but boy funny one
@MR-MR-ud5oo
@MR-MR-ud5oo 10 дней назад
mmmm, I knew it was too good to be true. good comment.
@axelhens7831
@axelhens7831 9 дней назад
As a person who often gets dm's from girls he doesnt know (both bot & real) i never had one send that to me. It remains akward though. Had one make a buissines proposition, another one just send her measurements. Girls suck in general at picking up guys 😂
@blastorange2460
@blastorange2460 11 дней назад
Guys don’t get dms
@unionash1
@unionash1 11 дней назад
This can’t be real - people enjoy this content?
@callmemrbroadstreet5602
@callmemrbroadstreet5602 11 дней назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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