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If GTA SA is a little bit more realistic 

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@sado4792
@sado4792 2 года назад
1:40 I thought CJ would be all in paint
@front-man7976
@front-man7976 2 года назад
Most underrated comment.
@KyleGD
@KyleGD Год назад
@@Dave_Albright realistic moment
@johny_gr7037
@johny_gr7037 Год назад
I laughed with that😂😂
@99mrpogi
@99mrpogi Год назад
Cj would probably get beaten up by white civilians for apparently wearing whiteface assuming that he was painted in white paint
@madhavgupta_07
@madhavgupta_07 Год назад
I thought same bruhhhh
@MTKBull
@MTKBull 2 года назад
Since 2017, my wake up alarm is CJ screaming while being on fire. I can tell you i haven't missed a single day of work since that year.
@Sumit1ne
@Sumit1ne 2 года назад
Dammn🤣🤣🤣
@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 2 года назад
Ohh shet 💀
@Vasily_dont_be_silly
@Vasily_dont_be_silly 2 года назад
Neither have your neighbors I suppose
@MTKBull
@MTKBull 2 года назад
@@Vasily_dont_be_silly yeah, sometimes i'm asking myself what can they think about this lmao
@masterplane9131
@masterplane9131 2 года назад
Bro💀💀
@augusL
@augusL 2 года назад
2:42 CJ has died, you now will play as Luigi
@kacperciesowski3344
@kacperciesowski3344 2 года назад
or better, Sweet!
@Silver_Swan_MK2
@Silver_Swan_MK2 2 года назад
or Mario
@gangstabeargaming
@gangstabeargaming 2 года назад
All we had to do was play the damn game
@pauloaz496
@pauloaz496 2 года назад
@@kacperciesowski3344 or woozie
@zaid6676
@zaid6676 2 года назад
Or *Ryder*
@augusL
@augusL 2 года назад
1:45 I still found badass how he opens the door
@daiisukee
@daiisukee Год назад
I hate gravity
@rajatdani619
@rajatdani619 Год назад
I Hate Gravin...
@The_One_Over_There
@The_One_Over_There Год назад
I Hate Gravy
@KyleGD
@KyleGD Год назад
I hate Granola Bars 😩
@TheJokerwho1aughs-w1k
@TheJokerwho1aughs-w1k Год назад
@@KyleGD 😩
@naufalam7840
@naufalam7840 2 года назад
2:42 Imagine if there is new game mode hardcore. edit 1: 500 likes for the first time
@razhel7165
@razhel7165 2 года назад
GTA with permanent death. Sounds interesting
@Gunner98
@Gunner98 2 года назад
Imagine if there's a speedrun with such a mod. Resetting the run everytime you die
@thestrong2401
@thestrong2401 2 года назад
They should have made that what happens if you didn't have enough money to pay for the hospital
@contrapposto4636
@contrapposto4636 2 года назад
“You’re no longer be able to finish the game” horrible grammar
@Knnn1966
@Knnn1966 2 года назад
@@contrapposto4636 nowadays who cares about grammar as long as it's understandable
@ezzebjorn4562
@ezzebjorn4562 2 года назад
2:22 When CJ appears out of the jail after getting busted it is already realistic cause he bribes the police.
@TartagliaThe_11th_McDsEmployee
@TartagliaThe_11th_McDsEmployee 2 года назад
Hmm yes kills hundreds of cops and soldiers just to get busted in a tank then released from jail because he bribed the police a hundred dollars
@irvinalexanderflores
@irvinalexanderflores Год назад
Yeah but not many officers will let a murderer out of jail or take bribes also it's weird he could bribe cops when he's poor in the beginning of the game
@FITOXLOL
@FITOXLOL Год назад
cj stole a 800000$ military project and bribed the police with like 500$
@SqueakHaki
@SqueakHaki 10 месяцев назад
​@@FITOXLOLa $100 only
@Greg74948
@Greg74948 8 месяцев назад
Yeah, but did you notice that CJ is ALWAYS released from jail after being busted, even when he has literally not a single dollar on his account? That proves all cops in SA love CJ so much that they are always willing to forgive him anything he's done, even if he blew up hundreds of cars and killed thousands of people. xD Or... their memory and all CJ' criminal records are magically rubbed out at the end.
@mr.happybirthday3691
@mr.happybirthday3691 2 года назад
0:41, CJ's "Uh" sounded like Wario's!
@lonely_7891
@lonely_7891 2 года назад
0:11
@99mrpogi
@99mrpogi Год назад
And Ryder is still calling cj a Busta when Ryder should already be crying in pain
@saharshsindhwani8250
@saharshsindhwani8250 Год назад
Rip Greenwood
@leadatgoogle27
@leadatgoogle27 2 года назад
0:54 "wasted" word's definition changes at this point
@venomark7883
@venomark7883 Год назад
Inhaled too much marijuana🤣
@Renikee
@Renikee 2 года назад
I thought CJ will become full white colored at the paint job
@akeyrtainment8507
@akeyrtainment8507 2 года назад
No N-word for CJ too!
@kedinamite579
@kedinamite579 2 года назад
I thought that, too.
@_zigger_
@_zigger_ 2 года назад
So СJ can become normal?
@kedinamite579
@kedinamite579 2 года назад
@@_zigger_ Whacha mean?
@NaughtiusMaximmus
@NaughtiusMaximmus 2 года назад
@@_zigger_ wow bro, got the whole squad laughing
@DylRicho
@DylRicho Год назад
1:33 had me laughing. 🤣
@lansharrison2291
@lansharrison2291 9 месяцев назад
Gachi CJ
@hashmaxgaming
@hashmaxgaming 8 месяцев назад
😅😅
@POLARTTYRTM
@POLARTTYRTM 2 года назад
The king is back! Honestly the few GTA videos that actually made me laugh.
@ColonelMortimer
@ColonelMortimer 2 года назад
Jews in Germany during 1941 1:28
@ARIF55CJK
@ARIF55CJK 2 года назад
@@ColonelMortimer uhhh💀that so dark
@ChrisAsian3806
@ChrisAsian3806 9 месяцев назад
GTA SA. Always the samw
@rolexgaming3827
@rolexgaming3827 2 года назад
1:51 ayo there is imposter dancing
@Silver_Swan_MK2
@Silver_Swan_MK2 2 года назад
i hate Crab
@farwahbatool6247
@farwahbatool6247 2 года назад
I thought that was the parachute bag
@jamn610
@jamn610 2 года назад
Sus
@luis-kia3601
@luis-kia3601 Год назад
sushi
@ygpro2003
@ygpro2003 2 года назад
1:27 i was also thinking of that
@familybroakajonny
@familybroakajonny 2 года назад
Better than the Xbox 360 and ps3 remasters and definitive editions. Now THATS fosho!🙃
@familybroakajonny
@familybroakajonny 2 года назад
The PC, PS4 and PS2 versions were good too, but not nearly as good as this vid!
@mystery7337
@mystery7337 2 года назад
@@familybroakajonny dont care
@vangezy6456
@vangezy6456 2 года назад
@@mystery7337 wow why do you reply if you don't care lmao🤡
@Tofujesaittous90
@Tofujesaittous90 2 года назад
PS2 version >>>
@cjsports
@cjsports 2 года назад
Ps2 = ps4 version This is emulation
@datdatonabeat3252
@datdatonabeat3252 2 года назад
CJ: *dies in aircraft that explodes about 20 times Also CJ: *respawns at hospital with all his limbs and bones intact with no burns, bruises or scratches.
@JohnMkrv
@JohnMkrv Год назад
It's crazy how good the medical service is in Los Santos
@99mrpogi
@99mrpogi Год назад
CJ has also died several times due to gunfights with cops, swat members, the FBI, the military, gang members, armed NPCs, getting beaten to death by unarmed NPCs, falls from aircraft or rooftops of buildings, getting ran over by vehicles, caught in explosions caused by explosives or exploding vehicles and still respawns outside hospitals without any visible scars caused by his injuries
@diegoferreyra8166
@diegoferreyra8166 2 года назад
2:00 the dude in the background lol
@amdog8775
@amdog8775 2 года назад
Rest in peace random dud in the background :(
@Carlos-so9sk
@Carlos-so9sk 10 месяцев назад
RIP to homie vago "Loco" 😢
@nguyenquyetthang1326
@nguyenquyetthang1326 5 месяцев назад
Accurate SA traffic
@99mrpogi
@99mrpogi Год назад
0:43 funny how Ryder still managed to call cj a Busta while inside an already destroyed greenwood when he should have been crying in pain
@beatsofduke
@beatsofduke 2 года назад
RIP CJ... You'll always be remembered for being a busta 😭
@TechnoHenry
@TechnoHenry 4 месяца назад
Rider if he never betrayed grove sheet
@Braindead-s1x
@Braindead-s1x 2 месяца назад
​@@TechnoHenry Ryder*
@rmlb_340_ph
@rmlb_340_ph 2 года назад
1:49 AMOGUS
@NigelMontezuma
@NigelMontezuma 2 года назад
I Hate Gravity
@taha_2415
@taha_2415 Месяц назад
I actually miss a meme that I found annoying...
@yukishiro245
@yukishiro245 2 года назад
0:27 this is what happened if cj didn't Follow What Ryder Says when they driving
@mohitdhameja5914
@mohitdhameja5914 2 года назад
2:20 didn't get shot not realistic
@decriper1097
@decriper1097 2 года назад
Carl floyd
@arshkhanlm3086
@arshkhanlm3086 2 года назад
bro I am dead 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 dark humor ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
@pauloaz496
@pauloaz496 2 года назад
He didnt resist, thats why he didnt get shot
@xxjojoxx9914
@xxjojoxx9914 2 года назад
No, he's breathing. If he can't then
@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 2 года назад
@@decriper1097 💀
@ttkftykyfts
@ttkftykyfts 2 года назад
1:49 amogos also welcome back!!!
@rumblemlpatarster7136
@rumblemlpatarster7136 2 года назад
Correction 1:51
@CaveyMoth
@CaveyMoth 2 года назад
Pay N Spray should be like, "Welcome. Please give us 2 weeks to finish the new paint job." Unless they have special robotic equipment that allows them the ability to respray the vehicle quickly. Then that is super deadly, because you don't even get a chance to get out of the vehicle! 2:17 Aw, CJ didn't just shoot the cop? XP
@stanleybochenek1862
@stanleybochenek1862 2 года назад
that’s fucked up
@shturm9391
@shturm9391 2 года назад
its a game
@xDJxGNOMx
@xDJxGNOMx 2 года назад
Have you ever painted a car?
@77Phoenix
@77Phoenix Год назад
They just take a paint gun and spray, the quality or if is factory color don't matter
@CaveyMoth
@CaveyMoth Год назад
@@77Phoenix No wonder it's so cheap.
@mastermax7777
@mastermax7777 2 года назад
2:10 lmao
@Carlos-so9sk
@Carlos-so9sk 10 месяцев назад
0:17 Emmet was so proud of CJ that he left him for a quick walk to buy some milk
@RXNat1on
@RXNat1on 2 года назад
2:20 wtf 😂😂
@alexsam7202
@alexsam7202 9 месяцев назад
0:49 That detail is even more realistic than all of GTA V's lore if it had only been originally added to the game.
@jacobclinton9332
@jacobclinton9332 2 года назад
"uhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh I hate gravity" Loved that 😂
@Greg74948
@Greg74948 8 месяцев назад
2:41 Honestly, I was expecting some funeral scene with Sweet and Kendl mourning CJ.
@ngajakglut9506
@ngajakglut9506 2 года назад
0:20 make me cry laughing lol
@vinesauceobscurities
@vinesauceobscurities 2 года назад
1:39 CJ should also be covered in the same colored paint as the scooter.
@0_zsR
@0_zsR 2 года назад
In 2:17, is nobody gonna talk about that ragdoll that has the same pose as Peter Griffin everytime he died
@kishoreshewale8953
@kishoreshewale8953 Год назад
CJ: I hate gravity Tommy: I love gravity 😂
@Einzelganger111
@Einzelganger111 Год назад
2:26 "Wait. I shouldn't be here"
@Angelic_Disaster_
@Angelic_Disaster_ 2 года назад
All of these are so good. I genuinely would question the logic on most of these whenever I played this game again
@josesamuelsibarani6879
@josesamuelsibarani6879 2 года назад
1:10 i'm laughing at this part...i mean, i'm also afraid on that mission when we need to explode the door with that close distance...in RL, 1 bomb maybe enough to explodes a floor, but when i experienced this mission, i guess it's a different case🤣
@NeedForSpeed.2004
@NeedForSpeed.2004 Год назад
Catalina: OPEN DE FUCKING SAFE!!! CJ: **levels the whole building**
@isaiahwilliams9413
@isaiahwilliams9413 Год назад
2:11 dawg. 🤣🤣
@cobbl3rcat
@cobbl3rcat 2 года назад
1:51 hold up, a crewmate from Among Us is there-
@gabelster3729
@gabelster3729 2 года назад
It’s been ages since I’ve seen a video with this “chill creative comp 2015” style. Definitely earned a sub
@Darkvision_YT147
@Darkvision_YT147 8 месяцев назад
0:40 that was beam ng
@epickgemer
@epickgemer 8 месяцев назад
we know
@robdom91
@robdom91 2 года назад
Coroner: We now know the cause of death, weed inhalation Police Officer: How much did he inhale? Coroner: All of it, I think...
@99mrpogi
@99mrpogi Год назад
CJ's body then Disappears and respawns outside a hospital 🏥
@Mudrock_dz
@Mudrock_dz 2 года назад
That grandfather is alive stranger 1:10
@graduator14
@graduator14 2 года назад
XD The game would actually end on the first mission! You'd automatically fail because big Smoke is too fat to bike!
@lucasklein1103
@lucasklein1103 2 года назад
We all know the glitch's are what makes it fun that's a fact for sure
@RandomGuy0390
@RandomGuy0390 4 месяца назад
"Ah shit,here we go again"
@WOLF-zn7kw
@WOLF-zn7kw 2 года назад
2:29 wtf
@Watermeloncatismyopp
@Watermeloncatismyopp 2 месяца назад
Ahhhh shit ahhhh😩
@89tmoverdriveyt62
@89tmoverdriveyt62 2 года назад
1:51 DONT SAY IT DONT SAY IT DONT SAY IT nuclear birb
@controlmx6769
@controlmx6769 2 года назад
OMG AXORB BACK ON MY BIRTHDAY THIS IS AWESOME 🤩
@rimax001
@rimax001 2 года назад
Happy birthday
@controlmx6769
@controlmx6769 2 года назад
@@rimax001 tysm 🫶
@MadnessCrewTom
@MadnessCrewTom 2 года назад
Happy late birthday
@controlmx6769
@controlmx6769 2 года назад
@@MadnessCrewTom Ty man 😌
@premnath2333
@premnath2333 2 года назад
Happy birthday very late
@user-ly3or3ou8e5
@user-ly3or3ou8e5 2 года назад
فعلا مشاهد واقيعية . احسنت Really realistic scenes. Well done
@Redneck_Hero
@Redneck_Hero Год назад
It would have been funnier if CJ came out covered in the same color paint as the scooter
@edududiss6630
@edududiss6630 2 года назад
1:30 Germany 1940
@Anigaming-dz5gh
@Anigaming-dz5gh 9 месяцев назад
Dude how cool would it be if GTA had BeamNG like damage models? (The Greenwood damage was BeamNG)
@ALKHAtheHedgehog
@ALKHAtheHedgehog Месяц назад
1:35 that's more realistic
@Unknown__guy07_
@Unknown__guy07_ 2 года назад
This would be chaos
@astarkmnd
@astarkmnd 2 года назад
01:49 wow that kinda 🤔
@NoodleBread
@NoodleBread 2 года назад
The music at 1:25 is nostalgic AF.
@mikeshinoda6108
@mikeshinoda6108 Год назад
Minecraft 1.7 :-) griefing, you are BANNED
@cryostatcells5642
@cryostatcells5642 2 года назад
CJ has died. Uninstalling the game in 3 ... 2 ... 1
@vibin_ellie
@vibin_ellie 2 года назад
why is this the funniest thing I have ever seen 😭😭😭
@mrdoh450
@mrdoh450 2 года назад
1:50 RED ASTRONAUT!!!
@er.esakkim8781
@er.esakkim8781 Год назад
That last line is the most realistic of them all dude.
@nitrosodium
@nitrosodium 2 года назад
0:22 with an AK ofcourse, but in game you have a 9mm pistol, i used to ask myself if a bullet of it can really compenetrate the tank cap .. maybe 90s wrecks, no wonder since GTA 4 modern cars don't blow up like this
@AlejandroGarcia-es1ud
@AlejandroGarcia-es1ud 6 месяцев назад
With any gun
@_Leo_-
@_Leo_- 2 года назад
*To burn a weed field, cover it in flames*
@AS10YT
@AS10YT 2 года назад
seems like a rockstar's version of beamng drive
@お嬢様ですわ
@お嬢様ですわ 2 года назад
0:36 BeamNG This is clearly not a gta.
@bingus9813
@bingus9813 2 года назад
Thank you, Mr Obvious
@Salome-ozyousama-support
@Salome-ozyousama-support 2 года назад
Needless to say, it's obvious.
@BBC-WORLD-NEWS.
@BBC-WORLD-NEWS. 2 года назад
@Erick Phoenix What do you mean?
@BBC-WORLD-NEWS.
@BBC-WORLD-NEWS. 2 года назад
@Erick Phoenix "Sherlock" means you're making fun of me, right? That's what it said when I looked it up.
@Sumit1ne
@Sumit1ne 2 года назад
That was really hilarious 😂 🤣
@dimitri91
@dimitri91 2 года назад
Axorb glad you back
@amir.h84gamer78
@amir.h84gamer78 2 года назад
The last part got me😂
@arko2010
@arko2010 2 года назад
Your effects are a little bit different, what mods do you use?
@jhjerryfishh4916
@jhjerryfishh4916 2 года назад
0:35 Good BeamNG mod :D
@BHARAT-gh4ku
@BHARAT-gh4ku 3 дня назад
1:51 imposter in background 😂😂😂
@pcpedia
@pcpedia Год назад
0:08 😂
@adcodeur4086
@adcodeur4086 2 года назад
R.I.P CJ...😵 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@strikesonne.
@strikesonne. 2 года назад
It's almost like people never actually wanted a perfect game.
@Faisal343
@Faisal343 2 года назад
1:25 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👍🏻 1:49 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@truckertae9725
@truckertae9725 9 месяцев назад
The pay n spray was super funny
@sandy_9867
@sandy_9867 7 месяцев назад
Bro snuck in Beam NG Drive and thought we wouldn't notice.
@Cobra_427
@Cobra_427 2 года назад
where did you find a BeamNG port of the San Andreas map and the car to go with it?
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585 2 года назад
It’s called a mod
@alexmedialoquendo
@alexmedialoquendo 2 года назад
0:37 Where I can find those physics car?
@katzeluns3782
@katzeluns3782 2 года назад
Beamng Drive
@alexmedialoquendo
@alexmedialoquendo 2 года назад
@@katzeluns3782 Thanks
@Valrax
@Valrax Год назад
Lmao when the explosion just blows back the entire room of people, I remember doing that mission as a kid and thinking “shouldn’t we go outside??”
@BlakeB7002
@BlakeB7002 Год назад
CJ must have been very high after smoking so much weed. 😂
@Kronvagna
@Kronvagna 2 года назад
'i hate gravity' make me dying
@_William_Appleton
@_William_Appleton 9 месяцев назад
If GTA SA had realistic physics my car would be a toothpick by now
@RPKGameVids
@RPKGameVids Месяц назад
Imagine that you die in SA and then whenever you try to start a new game it just shows you CJ's gravestone and you can never play the game again.
@Wasmachineman
@Wasmachineman 2 года назад
Permadeath GTA SA, now that would be something.
@BrPerera
@BrPerera 2 года назад
You gotta be freaking kidding me lmao Where have you been this whole time. Love your content bro
@comrade137
@comrade137 9 месяцев назад
0:36 that “little bit” of realism.
@saini_plays4357
@saini_plays4357 2 года назад
I didn't get the thumbnail when I saw at first and now I get it🤣🤣
@danio6704
@danio6704 2 года назад
The editing is BUSSIN
@sickfuck
@sickfuck 2 года назад
i need those ragdolls
@samlowrider
@samlowrider Год назад
I died in the end. God knows how many times I think about some of these when playing GTA XD
@DJNeoncat
@DJNeoncat Месяц назад
2:35 If GTA San Andreas had a difficulty system, and "Hard" or "Real" was a difficulty, this would be an accurate way to abruptly end gameplay.
@ahmeddikhel853
@ahmeddikhel853 2 года назад
WOW 🤩
@ItsSajib_83
@ItsSajib_83 Год назад
0:42 same old cj busta straight busta 😂😂
@Kiyoutansan_MAD
@Kiyoutansan_MAD 2 года назад
I really like Carl dying LOL
@Hottestlady123
@Hottestlady123 2 года назад
Thanks for making me realistic
@FlymanMS
@FlymanMS 8 месяцев назад
That car turned into a shape of glitched CJ meme
@psychedeliccarrie5921
@psychedeliccarrie5921 Месяц назад
1:44 this is the moment CJ became Trevor Jacob
@s.satgurushanmugam8084
@s.satgurushanmugam8084 2 года назад
*ÂÂÂÆUGHHH* YOU ARE MAKING ME SO PROUD OF YOUH.. (continues making pig noises)
@Maddiedoggie
@Maddiedoggie 7 месяцев назад
I think CJ would've ended up like Molly when he jumped onto the jet like that. Just sucked right into the engine and turned into mince meat.
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