If GTA V Characters Were Charged For Their Crimes 

I love the idea of Lamar being cool with the hundreds of years of prison but tripping over the 1k fine

For Michael, Franklin and Trevor's case, they'll likely be let out of the police station with no ammo for their guns

9:45 I love the fact that Michael Trevor and Franklin are doing the “hear no evil speak no evil and see no evil” after Dave mentions corrupt government business lmao

“Free my boy he aint do nun.” *His boy:*

Wasn’t expecting that long for Dave and that short for Lester honestly

I feel like Lamar would get more upset about the $1000 fine than the time he has to do in prison

I can't wait to see how many first-degree murder charges are against Niko.

On the bright side, Dave will probably finish his sentence by the time GTA 6 comes out

They should add a harassment charge to Lester for spamming our phones!

4:07 I love Michael's perfectly cut scream

But Dave can cop a plea and get 5 years because he knows a lot of stuff.

Well, with CURRENT sentencing in California, Lamar would be able to plea-deal 1/2 of the charges to be dropped, resulting in maybe around 200 years in prison, plus time off for good behavior, so roughly 150 years... provided of course he wasn't released on bond awaiting his trial, at which point he would probably be free to do it all over again in say 24-48 hrs.

Every crime that was "under FIB orders" are on Dave LMFAO

Damn Lamar getting 422.5 years in jail is fine but a $1000 dollar fine is brutal.

9:45 Not sure why I didn't notice the first time I played through the game, but that reference to "See no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil" is pretty clever.

I thought Lester was gonna be murder-free, but then I realised he definitely killed a guy on live tv lol

Lamar starting with 422.5 years already is insane

I'm intrigued by the fact that some of Dave's felony murders aren't something like "solicitation of felony murder" or something similar, to note that he didn't himself commit them but instead coerced or solicited someone else to commit them for him.

lester would have an even longer list if you include online

Damn, Lester looks MUCH younger than he actually is. I figured he was a bad looking mid to late thirties but the dude was born in 1956. Thats crazy.

0:47 the fact lamar climbs that wearing slides is pretty impressive

9:34 “Ah I see someone, he fits the pro-“ *shoots*

In the first mission LD was sent to repossess the car by Simeon, the charges should be on him instead. Second charge is evading, not resisting.

Lester would get a quite bit larger sentence if you consider both that it seems like he has done this for a lot of years before the game starts. Also considering what he is doing in gta online things like giving money to the police so you can get away, the diamond casino heist etc

Dave shooting Brad wasn't illegal, technically. As long as they didn't know why he WAS doing it, then he would just be seen as taking down a violent criminal to protect others.

4:07 the cut off with Michael's reaction was funny af

To be honest, the thing that kinda annoys me is the boosting the cars at the beginning of the game. I wouldn't necessarily classify that as grand theft auto only because it is a dealership reposition. In the real world, thats like your average repo guy repositioning a car and being criminally charged for it. To say the least it is official business with an added climax for the game.

All those felony murder charges for Lamar actually would fall under Manslaughter, as they didn't intend to kill anyone, they just wanted to steal the bike. And you could only chalk every self defense up to self defense if he had a great lawyer. Considering yknow, both of those shootouts were in a drug deal.

Wouldn’t killing all the military guys in that one heist count as domestic terrorism?

If you had done the alternate route for the UD heist, Lester would have possession of a destructive device, unlawful uses of destructive devices, and even more counts of murder

This would be like a worst case scenario sentence if they have enough evidence for all these cases and they can get a lawyer too

Better call Saul📞

7:05 are we gonna see all of Lesters GTA online crimes because he did a lot worse in online

0:35 *Rolls credits*

7:44 "I could get 5 years" Dave with 32 years counted

In truth Lester's list would've been much different had you counted his Online presence as well. Rackman specifically stated there will be no record at the end of the Doomsday Heist, which he starts robbing the Diamond Casino shortly after, making him stack functionally infinite charges of "Accessory to armed robbery"

Apparently in 3000 years the main characters will get out of prison and rockstar will release GTA 6 after the expiration of the prison term

11:17 1776 years in prison 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

I’m curious to see one for Tommy. He has done a lot. Like impersonating a police officer twice and even killed for his home. Man is a menace 😂

Who would've known Dave was the actual bad guy in San Andreas

"I know a lot of stuff I cop a plea, get 5 years" The Cinema Cop: "Oh I don't think so"

There's definitely some inaccuracies in this, especially on the count of Davy, considering you counted all the accessory to murder charges alongside conspiracy to commit murder charges as flat out Murders, which he never committed, as they were all of the other characters, dominantly Michael. And of course, there is plenty of missed crimes, but are namely ones that would vary far too much and be considered petty in comparison, like destruction of property, menacing, impeding the freedom of movement, and your mom to name a few.

Dave with the 3024 years in prison is one thing, but a $250,000 fine?! How could you, Davey?

Dave and Lester seem pretty calm acting when discussing murder

I find it funny that Lester is more dangerous than Lamar but got less time

You know Dave wouldn't go to prison, he said it himself

Next: If Carl Johnson (CJ) Was Charged For His Crimes From GTA San Andreas

Lester doesn't really do anything. He's supposedly a hacker, but he doesn't hack anything, you always have to hire another hacker. All he does is get the fence he knows to fence the gold, jewels, etc. Which, honestly, anybody could do. Yet he takes a bigger cut than everyone else for just yelling in their ears the entire heist.

If the crimes of the side characters are this severe imagine the Online character and their acquaintances

i find it hilarious that for the general everyday life of a gang member, dr*g dealer, and petty criminal, Lamar somehow gets more time than Lester, an established cyber-criminal, hacker, and criminal organiser

Curious to see Toni Cipriani he literally destroyed an entire neighborhood and the most amount of murders

Ok I gotta admit that the bit where Dave said "..some of the government is pretty corrupt" and ALL THREE of the main protagonists just held their face is pretty fucking funny.

I have to give you credit for recognizing when it's in self-defense.

Man I'd love if the next entry has like a built in Stat in the menu that shows you just what your sentence would be for all crimes committed so far by (in GTA VI's case) Florida State law hahaha!

Next video will be CJ from GTA SAN

Dave’s sentence be like “Oh, And the quarter (million). Don’t forget the quarter! (million)”

You can tell a lawyer or judge that loves playing gta made this 😂🖤

Ain't no way Lamar got more years than Lester 💀

So im assuming next will be our GTAO characters? If you are and want to do it, I would recommend taking a sample of missions that nobody does and multiplying it

Love that you differentiated between self defense and chargeable crimes.. But Dave is getting off or getting suicided.

Lamar: Yo, I'd just got over 422.5 years behind bars, but only fined for a Grand, dog?!

I love how you think that the government would care that the FIB was ordering the crimes. DA wants those criminal charges.

1:14 you forgot carrying a gun without license

Shouldn’t Lester be getting a bunch of computer crimes? Unauthorized Access of a Secure System or something like that?

This doesn't even count all the stuff they did in GTAO either. Lamar and Lester are gonna have a way bugger sentence after this

(Breaking news) Scary Lester finally goes to jail for his crimes

lets break it through Lamar davis wanted price: 5,000,000 dollars Lester Crest:10 mill dollars dave norton : 50 mill dollars

Technically wasn't Grand Theft Auto, there was a repossession order

If the main characters was sent to court, their weapons would bypass metal detection and appear out of thin air, emptying out the ammo and walk free.

Lester is my favourite character, I hope people like him too

Imagine what our GTA Online characters would be charged with. lol

Lester would have 1000% have cooperated and gotten witness protection

Tax evasion? Buying a property to evaide taxes is legal my guy. The fact that it was bought with dirty money is another thing.

What a nice friend Franklin is for taking away 11x counts of 2nd degree murders

I think if you would also add all the crimes from GTA Online for Lester it would be much worse xD

The Gta online character probably will be in prison for 10 million years cause the amount of mass genocide we do on a daily basis

love how you can skip jail time so long as you're committing crimes for the FBI.

Man I can’t wait for the gta online protagonists, might need to reach out to gta series videos to accurately compose it all without the screwups of random people. Might even need to split up the amount of footage with all the dlc into parts.😅

I was scandalized about Lamar's sentence and then I finished watching the video 😂

1:39 bro ain't gonna care about no 1000+ fine when he in jail nearly 400 years

4:03 Damn, Lester Crest. You Just Killed a Man on Live TV For Everyone (Including Little Kids) To See.

Dave is a naughty boy indeed.

The year is 5047. Legend has it, Dave is still in jail.

Do our online characters next

One thing that should be taken into account is that they live in Los Angelas. They'll be out by the end of the week if they get caught.

Suggestions: If Zulema Zahir (Vis a Vis) were charged for her crimes in US laws. If Sandoval (Vis a Vis) were charged Tokyo (Money Heist) Berlin (Money Heist) Professor (Money Heist) Dexter Ramsay Bolton Mountain (GOT) GTA Online main character (All DLCs) Saul Goodman Tuco Salamanca Tuco's uncle

i love how there were multiple people's crimes in a video about 14 minutes but there was a 12 minute video just for trevor

0:22 Repo and under Simeon's orders. Repo might require a tow truck though and sometimes police. 0:58 This is tough because he pulls his gun out likely due to the numbers and only shoots when the Vago's guy goes for his own gun. The Vago's 'is doing so in his own self defense. At the very least brandishing, but could be second-degree murder. 1:05 These are Franklin's which also in self-defense but also I recommend seeing DarkViperAUs Pacifist% to see how many Lamar can actually kill. 1:27 Was supposed to be a repo but Franklin kept the bike instead. Could be argued that he didn't know at the time. 2:58 It's drywall. 3:17 Also resisting arrest because they evade the police after this. 5:05 Actually, that would be making Franklin the home owner into order to pay the property taxes. Still money laundering though. 6:27 The cop crashed his car and Lester isn't present. 7:58 Battery and kidnapping, maybe not kidnapping because Michael agreed under duress, but Michael was transported while unconscious against his will. 8:02 Michael is self-defense here just to get out alive, but it wouldn't have happened if Dave didn't put him there. 9:23 Unlikely, but might be legal torture. 9:33 Legal assassinations are more of a IAA thing. Could be legal but likely they are skipping some legal processes here. 10:18 The FIB orders were to rob the truck, not kill police after. Maybe the crew isn't getting away otherwise. but murder was not the order. Also I want to add that the robberies were bad writing. They could make up number digitally for what they are trying to do. But this is their chosen method instead for untraceable cash. Except the bills could still be traceable. 11:08 Accessory to bank robbery + coercion. Did not order the deaths of police and military. Lester's plan was to go heavily armed expecting a fight. 13:06 The murders weren't part of the orders. 13:20 The solicitation of Trevor's murder was more on Steve although Dave is more at risk if Trevor finds out that Dave killed Brad.

So, watching this video is what Dave meant with: "starts reading my files..."

How about we charge Devon Weston for his crimes

lamar is genuinely the most hilarious side character i’ve ever seen in my life 😭😭😭

If Niko Bellic was Charged for his crimes, If Carl Johnson was Charged for his crimes or if Ron Jakowski was charged for his crimes OR if Stretch was charged for his crimes OR if the gunmen you hire for heists were charged for their crimes :)

Poor Lamar. that 1k is gonna cause a lot of problems

3000 years in prison?! I think the state would just kill Dave then depending on if San Andreas allows the death penalty or not.

Lester robs 30 million plus dollars. Has to pay a 400 thousand dollar fine 😂🤦🏼

7:26 fun fact Dave was intended to shot trevor because of how unstable he is but brad at the last second moved in front of trevor which saved his life and brad ends up getting shot.

10:57 Dave is just a patriot.

12:57 I thought Davey was only going to get a lot of years in prison, since for all of this that’s what it looked like.

So Lester wasn't involved in all the other heists and now when Michael commits murder that's on Dave lmao

Can't wait for "If Carl CJ Johnson from GTA San Andreas was charged for his crimes."