If Hogwarts Were an Inner-City School - Key & Peele 

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You my nigga for not saying nigga.

That had me cry-yin!! 😂😂😂😂

Funniest part lol

Daniel Prabahkar ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-OUzF8hiwwKk.html

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Bruh i nearly died lol !! A cat with a durag ?!???😂😂😂😂😂

dew rag

Nah it's Keanu!

Why do comments like these get likes, this is so stupid

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I always go they're honestly good kids they just make dumb decisions sometimes and it's my job to help them not make dumb decisions sometimes

bc they are good kids!!!!!!!! a lot of times they just have it rough outside of school

We come out of rough neighborhoods and broken homes tf you expect

@@Ihateganondorf I expect my students to act like human beings and not be destructive, aggressive towards adults and stop breaking into teachers’ cars.

Show's that he's actually a competent wizard if he took barely a look at the rat's face to recognize it's not one of his students^^

@@alexs5814 also a competent teacher.

@@moomoodeadcow exactly^^

​@@alexs5814 You could go head canon route and say that the Principle graduated from Hogwarts and is only in the inner city because he truly wants to help Clortho.

@@earthisadonut7213 i could agree to this.

i would agree if it weren't for the fact that voldemort grew up in an orphanage in 1930s working class london. if he were american, he probably would have been a clortho student.

@@GwendolynnBY Nah, he's white.

@@MrGksarathy nah, there’s inner city white kids

they be like "wassup with u no-nose"

@@esppupsnkits4560 But they'd probably still not go to Clortho's.

Misfits ?

ive made a fool of myself i mixed up d20 shows, thought fantasy high and unsleeping city were the same show

@@poisonmantis4191 Technically, Fantasy High basically has a similar concept to this, except in that, you can get a pirate calling a goblin "The Ball!" Although we all know the best possible D20 show is Escape from the Bloodkeep because it has Leland in it.

@@darklord884 idk, where else are you gonna get chungle down bim

@@poisonmantis4191 Where else are you going to get Matt Mercer's character looking at a devilwoman with fire coming from between her legs and going "Are you fucking serious?"

I like how this implies that there is hellspawn born within wedlock and are covered for

I am sorry, can anyone please explain that part?🙏

​@@finegentleman7820 Daycare for the teenage mom's demon baby is paid for by the school so the mom can still attend. So when the head of security said 1 in 5 girls get pregnant by a demon, he was serious since 1/5 of their budget goes to helping take care of the babies.

​@willbrown6298 He said, "1 in 5 girls in this school is pregnant with a demon baby," which also implies that there are already young mothers who have given birth to their hellspawn demon childs. Now I just got to know who the hell this demon guy is. I have no clue what he offers these girls for probably half the female student body to be, or have been, pregnant with it's demonic child.

"But they are good kids"

Tbh I think Key and Peele are so strong that Harry Potter can't do anything to them in this skit. Like it's abysmal about the power scaling, Voldemort would be their bitch!

@@theprodigalfailure7047 As a teacher in a school similar to this, Voldemort wouldn't even go near the neighborhoods served by this school.

@@DavidGarcia-tj8ne Lets be real though, if a Dark Lord rolled up into an inner city school the faculty wouldn't have to do a damn thing. The students would handle it, then any uncles, older brothers, fathers, etc, in the gangs would go hunting. And they ain't going to be using any stunning spells.

​@@Ecthelion842If the Dark Lord rolled up on Vince Clortho school, the students would have his ride stripped for spell components in under five minutes.

​@@DavidGarcia-tj8neVoldemort was a huge snob . He would consider these places so inferior to himself ( although he himself is a hellspawn , born out of wedlock, with zero money ) that he wouldn't step a foot in there . If he does though, he will either be squashed, or gain himself a few more death eaters.

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I'm such a nerd for getting the reference! :(

@@ruansoaresribeiro no you're a man of culture

@@ruansoaresribeiro well I dont

*Movie Version* : HARRY DIDYA PUT DA SILENCER ON THE WAAAND!!! WHYYYY???

Genius line

FBI has joined the chat room *

@@leofong8344 I don't think their is much the FBI can do about magic.😐

Then when he follows up with the line, “As we say at Clorthos...uh...There’s never a portal that cannot be opened with ingenuity and respect!” It’s like the epic “This guuuy” moment. The implications of what he was alluding to are so damned wrong but it still had my sides busting wide open. Couldn’t breath for a good few minutes directly after. I’m better now though lol. But he without a doubt is the ultimate villain bar none! It’s so unbelievably funny!

@Underground Frenchy man shut the fuq up. Keep that to the political and news channels. Let people laugh at a video and read.funny comments, you troll/bot.

Exactly!

Hahaha this comment is fantastic!

@hunterperreira5610 Fantastic Comments and Where to Find Them.

"Aint no dark lord living on the back of a teacher's head for a year". Lol

You really took the time to write

Jackson is putting up a front for the cameras, nothing more. When he foregts about the tv, he's all "I'll turn you into a SPIDER!" and the smile is gone.

@@jeronimo196when I was growing up, the teachers that cared the most would still talk to you like that lol. I had a teacher that grew up across the street from me, she was my older sister's best friend. Can't tell you how many times she got in my face and whispered "lil ngga if you don't..." My bad Ms. Boucher damn.

That's just because Parnabus is the one SELLING the pixie dust and want silencers to the students! Ref. The Substitute.

​@@jeronimo196yeah lester is just being real here he wants to help the kids by getting more funding for the school showing how bad it really is. Jackson just wants to act he is running a top tier school

holy shit do you just take everything at face value? no he is the principle trying to make his school seem better than it is so that more parents will enroll.

im screaming!

@@ZdravoCao123 Exactly bruh

1000th like and has nothing to say

Thundercat would love it

Keanu

Aaron Hoyt swiffer seeker flies by

😂🤣💀

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*LESTER*

>_< YES!! Hhahaj OMG!

Basically, another Merope Gaunt ..

Why? And again I ask WHY?

@SicSemperEvelloMortemTyrannis TyrannyEnder Lol what if it was a flash suppressor

I started cracking up at that point

@SicSemperEvelloMortemTyrannis TyrannyEnder you must be fun at parties Or you shoot them up 🤷🏾‍♂️

SicSemperEvelloMortemTyrannis TyrannyEnder don’t be that guy. The first suppressor was marketed and trademark as silencer. That name was used for years and either term is acceptable.

yes please!

Please

We need people signing the petition on change.org to get support behind making this a movie or series!

It’s like What We Do In The Shadows.

lol definitely needs to happen

Who do you think stole his nose?

@@janetracer XDDDD

Dumbledore would not have a Chance in a duel against Parnabus

Hell Dumbledore would jump off the balcony by himself after seeing the conditions of wizard education in 'Murica.

​@janetracer LMAO 🤣 Good one! Voldemort found out early and doesn't f**k around with Clothos, lol!

How much money?

More than the price of a ticket?

Pay with magic?

@@ServingKant42069 well, depending on how much more, you can make your own movie version and BAM you got the movie you wanted. its just a matter of how much money you are willing to spend or better yet how much money you got!!! :-P

Mahesa Anabrang facts

To silently cast spells

Bombada maxima.

Avada kedvara my nigga

It's like quote from a Tarantino movie

GabeTheCat thanks for informing the deaf people of just one line -_-

"Lester!"

Never too late to enjoy great comedy : )

The first time I have ever seen this and I’m crying lol

Worse, imagine them never turning back and finding out that little timmy is missing.

I imagine that’s why the teachers at Howarts always seemed so chill to have students almost dying. They got used to it

To not wake up the demon babies. They have a daycare.

That's how security got hiz lazy eye

@@chadwarden1179 He did actually say "ask" probably by a mistake.

@Mø Nälayé he didn't do it tho.

America that’s why

Why? But I ask again: _Why?!_

Greetings. You have 343 likes.

Suppressor

Same bro

Well whatever it was you lost I hope you find it

He doesn't even say "a cat" just "cat" which is a million times funnier

Ms.Bubs4fun lol I didn’t see the Durag 🤣😂🤣😂

I'm dead 😂

Ms.Bubs4fun shut up

Yo!! I was dyin lol, that shit had my gut hurtin 😂😂😂

quikskopr bro96 Looks like somebody is on their period

"We got two little niggas on swiffers"* lol

fcnator i ded

I don't get it.

Damn i died when said that😂😂😂😂

I’m your 666 like! 😈😈😈

That is probably my favourite and best delivered line of the sketch 😂

WIZARD PEPPA!

Wizard that want to fly...without a broom

John Wick in training lol

"Lester, you don't have to show them that..."

That shit had me dead 😂😂😂

Because white people love them some ghetto jokes

Boring 5 you wack

@@boring5357 how do you know they are white tho?

@@Abbandoneer Because white people love them some ghetto jokes

Me too lol.

i dunno that Lester Bigglesby’s clearly a force to be reckoned with

That’s LORD Voldemort to you sir. Filthy mud blood.

And the only wizard Paranabus would ever fear is the IRS...

He would turn him into a spider

@@CueLash HA!

*The New York-Chicago-Los Angeles Tri-Wizard Tri-State Orange County Tournament*

I take it you've not tried Harry Potter fanfiction. Methods of rationality is far better than the Harry Potter books themselves

@@Fh8919 HPMOR represent!

@@Fh8919 And their audiobook is a work of art, better than the book itself even!

Harry Potter is a gay and weird

OMG, go frame by frame on that list as it scrolls!

Now we know why Filch was so mad.

I like to think the principal is already planning the "Dammit, Lester, we had a TALK about this. There are things you're not supposed to say when the DOCUMENTARY CREW IS FILMING!!" talk for later.

I get the feeling he *was* one of those kids doing shit when he was younger, that’s why he’s so exasperated with them Case in point, the invisibility cloak kid and the wand with the silencer.

He's like one of the ones that always calls you on your tomfoolery but is understanding at the same time.

@@archerer98 not to mention Filtch can't use magic and he's in the Wizarding world taking care of all those brats. Hahaha. I'd be mad too. 😆🤣😂

Well you know, a classic case of girls falling in love with bad boys

@@duyle-ej6ty Those demons are hawt

Demon boys got big D****s

@@redflame300 now how would you know that... interesting bit of information?

@@redflame300 umhum. So where did you get your research source?? Lmao

But as a purring cat the situation seemed to compel the petting ; ) Imagine if that student got turned back into human form (just by dumb chance it wore off) and also remembered being petted. How about the change back happened while the principal was in mid whiskery cheek stroke while looking away and drinking coffee with his other hand. His words might've went something like this: ''Uhh--Uhh, yeah I'm sorry about petting you like that! But, but we weren't sure given our resources and budget if we could turn you back in a human. And well after several weeks of you constantly rubbing your whiskers against my ankles while I was trying to rustle through my paperwork, I kinda forgot! Yeah that's right, seems crazy, but I almost forgot and thought you were a real damn kitty cat! I was about to get you some kitty treats and nice new collar. Good thing I didn't or your a*s might've gotten choked out when you grew back into human size! Whew, close call on that one!'' Haha, I have no idea what the student would say back. I imagine them open jawed and fairly frozen in awkwardness til the principal finished rambling thru his thoughts. I bet they wouldn't have a lot to say, but they might run out of the room after the principal revealed he nearly considered taking the cat home to watch marathons of his favorite show (which he'd have on dvds for ages further proving his love for it), ''what a black man can't watch Golden Girls!? Damn! So much judgement these days!'' (I feel like the actor is just old enough he could've grown up watching it, whether it was re-runs or not. It'd be even funnier if he was a fan for real. It'd be like the joke coming full circle. No judgement, I just thought it was a humorously goofy fun choice to find out he was a Golden Girls fan. Obviously it was a well loved show in it's time and it still gets re-runs on cable or at least had not that long ago.)

Exactly they even put in the effort to put in real school names from the Potterverse. Only the lower half is made up

Yeah. Honestly, do wizards even need to add silencers on their wands? Nonverbal spells would do the job just fine.

@@red_five3325 its just a hood thing, ive seen guys with hydraulics on their bicycles 😂😂 My personal favorite: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-v-Li9-s2rBk.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-MkOwip3_xX0.html

@@J8den hydraulics on a bike how does that work?

@@TelikiMouse badly I assume.

Red_Five extra silence for hitman wizards (wiz hitters) and to you my friend in the OG comment. Id watch it all day

lmao also someone in another comment pointed out how that school was ranked way higher than Clortho.

How about “jason ruiz’s school for wayward boys” 🤣

at least they're not last

Ranked 161...not...too...bad

TheAzenderszz “Beeble Weeble’s Newt School”

Careful. Do that spell wrong and you’ll have removed the girl’s feet. Most use the catch all abortion spell, rapeus scrapeus.

Archangel Tyrael lmao

E-Man5805 lmao

@@E-Man5805 bro I'm fuckin weak

@@E-Man5805 That is FANTASTIC!🤣🤣🤣

"1 outta five! Ain't no denyin it"

I'm not sure that was the best time to talk about "opening portals."

@@stephenriggs8177 well he didn't, different scene. Hogwarts probably paid good money for the reporters to make Clortho look bad so they can rack up that tuition money.

This aged like whiskey

Read this as “monsters” first, i had to take a minute.

I mean about half of them are repetitions from the previous names

And some of em came from jk Rowling herself.

the #2 school is just ‘magic place’ in japanese lmao

@@boy6821 That's actually an official Wizard school in the Potterverse.

@@Mongler37 would've never expected that

Same. That’s when I died 😂

@@angelique82mon You just never know what they’re going to say and I did not expect that 😂

same

Lester!

Shame that no one ride on roomba :v

Pokémon academy?

@@nikeimizhongtomasch1880 sorry, what?

The Japanese school is actually a school in the Potter verse.

I do aagree bro!

Yes it would

Totally!

According to RU-vid, it is a show.

so much untapped potential with the harry potter IP

I know right? WHo is in the right mind fit a silencer on wand without fit a laser pointer too. Or maybe a Holo sight while at it :D

@@silluete maybe a extended mag to hold more spells, or a quickdraw mag to reload spells faster a 2x scope or 4x for long range attacks

@@Markone99 The hell are both of you talking about!? You ever heard of duel wielding wands?

@@saamjaza1742 What a loser, get outta here with that inaccurate shit. One BIG strong veigny wand is all it takes it get the job done 😏

Gotch at 666 likes

Totally agreeeeeeeeeeee

That cracked me up ! :)

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Best line in the skit..

You called

Got me on the floor

Honestly I think it would be better as a series .

At this point JKR couldn't help herself. They'd be doing her a favor by boosting her again. I'd love to see it though!

Real talk? Would watch it.

it would probably be like watching “Lean on Me” with magic 8 different times lol

Agreed, more along the lines of a series, but agreed. This would actually be friggin' AMAZING!

He’s staying as a pussy fu ever

Black cat

Yet others are able to turn into rats just to play practical jokes.

I guess he messed up his animagus potion. 🧪

@@TheCererean guess they teach how to make animagus potions

The hero we needed, but not the one we deserved..

@@Janus1000 Jumped here from 9gag by any chance?

@@rexrip1080 Nope!

I don't know about you guys, but that last school sounds kinda interesting if you ask me.

​@Redhotquagmire yeah but it's not "Dark Arts" it's "Dark's Arts", like some dude named "Frederick Dark" is running that place.

Well, Moomy Plopfern's High School for Dolts is clearly a bad school and then McZee's Bunker, _Bunker_ ?

Clortho's still scored in the 24% percentile on standardized tests. I fear the other 23%.

Imagine that, now that was insane lol

They may score lower, but at least there is less violence around

I need to know what daggermist is all about

I would join that..

Then after graduating, you can be in active participation in the society from Vegas, where you collect used props from the floor while working for a washed up magician too coked up to put on his own ties. - Abracadabra!

LOOOOOL IM DEAD

Lmfaooo that'd be some sheeit

I think that's for squibs

Are the daddies deadbeat demon daddies?

Ma'am they just summon a demon and its currently destroying half the grand magic court Nope my baby didn't do that they good kids

They need sex ed, like how to put a condom on a demon dick!

Adiguna Bahari this principal spewing facts

Ain't no denying it!

It’s actually pretty surprising how there ISN’T a parody movie of Harry Potter.

This is so true

That Will Smith´s movie is kinda this but in a more serious way.

this and the SNL Grouch skit

This whole skit is pure gold. I really miss K&P?

That’s that famous inspiration 😂!

Even though it was Key that was wearing it the whole time lol

Interesting video.

It looks like CGI for some reason.

It's literally an eye-piece from harry potter tho lmao

they could still do a "revisited" episode later with some of the graduates or drop outs

Omg so true couldn’t agree more!

I'd recommend "The Magicians" series on SyFy, it comes pretty close to the video.

Karmonger is it any good?

@@jasonarmstrong5750 It's one of the best shows for me personally. Basically a mature version of Harry Potter. Well worth the watch.

Hear hear! Make it happen key and Peele

Bruh dead ass

Exactly what i was going to comment.

I would 100% be down for that

YES, I AGREE!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Its cool....alot of pu- ssies wear durags

Is it Keanu?

Dude I almost spit my dinner out when I read that😅👍

And two places called "Goblin Conservatory" and "Magician's Learning Plaza." But they did beat "Dark Arts Technical Institute."

😂😂

🤣🤣😂

:D

IKR it’s like there’s no character they can’t portray perfectly

Stop copying others comment this comment legit on every other vid of theres

Watch the adoption scene. I was shocked at how good the acting was

Blame Lucas - who the fuck cares

why? it makes me happy

Voldemort went to Vincent Clortho Public School though lol

I daresay Hogwarts is actually much worse in terms of security

Hogwarts is fairly ghetto

​@@shadowseer07 In a way there is even police brutality in Hogwarts (Dementors being allowed to run around trying to suck students souls because the ministry thinks there is a criminal hiding somewhere).

loool. Imagine we think hogwarts with the shit, only to find out hogwarts and the schools that associate with it are actually trash, which is why so much bullshit goes on in the school. Look at the fucking list of teachers, crazy, shit, impostors, or just fraudulent. Slytherins acting hard because they're the craps at the top of the pile.

Boy Aditya absolutely

Parks and Rec or Trial and Error seem a better fit tho.

Nah man that's a Ratatouille yo!

@Paolo B ikr 🤣

Show some respect, that's the rat that saved Antman!

that face omg LOL

I'm Tyrone slaps swifter out hands

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Why does only 10 to 13 percentage of the population commit about 50 percent of the cri- *_gets labeled a wacist wizard supreemacist_*

@@thehavoccompany-a3 hey thats wacist

@@thehavoccompany-a3 Because the system is rigged against them

Hogwarts probably has more wizard on wizard violence. They had a literal war in that school.

Same

DJ BULLET Heeellll Yeaaaah!

I was just watching the unofficial upload of this on someone else's channel the past friday haha. Glad to finally have in HD.

Petition to make this a real thing. www.change.org/p/jordan-peele-clortho-inner-city-wizarding-school-the-movie-series

Yeah, but I think that about 30% of Key & Peele shorts.

And they can find their students in a day instead of a few years

👀

At Hogwarts they be killing they head master

LOL, at least Clortho's will never involve their students and teachers into an all-out-war with dark lord

@@jasonjonathansalim8274 shiiiiiiiiit.... id ride me a swiffer any day, be flying by people yelling "You just got dusted bitch!"