"If it was up to me, I'd just kill you" (Jack Reacher 1 + 2 Best PUNCHLINES) 

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Also, he times that line right when the other guy is about to come in, giving him a nice preview of the most likely first attack

That hurt me.

I’ve “needed a pen” since my 20s… 😆 🤦‍♂️ Thankfully my wit and long term memory are far superior to my immediate short term memory…

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Clownish response. 😅

it's a script little boy... he never needed the address to begin with

I think these acting roles are when Tommy lets his dark side out.

Richson was better in season 1 but cruise and Richson are about tied in season 2. Season 2 saw Reacher's IQ drop about 50 points from the 150s down to the 100s. I hope they fix Reacher in season 3. They turned him into a stupid action star in season 2. And they did so by changing the book to remove scenes where he showed intelligence and replaced them with scenes where he was a stupid action figure who thought with his little head.

Nothing about tom in this movie made sense. Sometimes you have to admit he was the wrongest person for the job.

​@@crankfastle8138no. I think Gilbert gottfried would be considerable worse. So would Jay Leno or Jerry seinfeld

it's that scientology conditioning

You are exactly right. This movie was incredibly enjoyable. Cruise is a great actor. He should have taken the same story and changed the name. You should really read the books, though. You will find that the characters size plays a pivotal role in every interaction and scenario in the story. Even the fact that he can not ride comfortably in most cars, and can threaten even the toughest guys without saying a word. Cruise is not believable as the guy that hardened military and mercenary spec ops guys would be cautious of just from looks alone.

@@deanfowlkesyou got me interested in the books. I’ll buy the audiobook. Which 3 do you recommend first?

@@rahulshah1408 Reacher Season 1 was based on Killing Floor, Season 2 is based on Bad Luck And Trouble.

@@rahulshah1408 - I would recommend the prequel novellas and books first. Most of them are pretty short. They really set up the character. And, they will separate the book character from the movie character you have grown to know. Second Son High Heat Deep Down Small Wars The Enemy James Penney’s New Identity The Secret Night School The Affair Then, you can get to the actual first books that were written and the basis of the Amazon Prime series. Killing Floor Die Trying Tripwire

@@deanfowlkes thank you very much.

I know what you mean and I like the films, but you should admit that a huge guy (who is also highly skilled) is somewhat more intimidating.

Reacher is a big, imposing guy in the books. Some of the lines in the movie don’t even make sense because of Cruise’s stature.

I liked him too, but it doesn’t fit the books character. JR is not that thin, no matter how good Tom Cruise is. The dude that acts the Amazon series fits way more the JR fantasy aspect.

agree with you, bro. this reacher (tom cruise) is better than the serial.

Especially since the "Big muscular guy" has revealed himself to be a looney-tune Hollywood liberal. I'm done with Richson......

Can you please the part of Jack Reacher so well the Republicans hate him and Trump's followers are crying for his blood the guy is an actor in Trump and his followers are fuckwits 😅😅😅😅😅

After watching the tv show, how can you really say this? Tom Cruise may have the name, but Alan Ritchson is a 1000x better Reacher then Tom Cruise and thats a fact.

Um no

​@@OneFingerLady-gd1spI bet you're a vegan too huh?

@@tasteslikepennies2549 you know the taste of something else besides pennies don't you Junior? Like Daddy sperm the 1st of every month.

A tough guy in real life ... even crazy sometimes

😂😂 My thoughts exactly.

Joke of the day😆

You do realize Alan that plays him now is short as shit also😂 He has the muscles but he’s a munchkin to y’all just love to cry and bitch about everything🤣

Strange as it may seem, Tom is very believable in the role. There was an outcry when Michael Keaton was chosen as Batman due to his stature, but he is arguably the best Batman. Now for a real story, I met an ordinary looking,, small to medium size guy who just happened to be an elite soldier who took down guys much taller and supposedly more physically stronger than him. It’s down to strength of character, ability and professionalism that will always surpass looks.

That was funny, but true. Power of cinema.

She's got a sexy psycho look about her and I love it. She proves that in gone girl big time

according to ben affleck she is a sweet heart... they worked together on gone girl.

I don't know any males that would disagree with that observation.

She Rocked it in "Surrogates", with Bruce Willis. ^v^

No shit.

Well, we shouldn't think little of him for that. 🤣

@@rylanmalis1162 Got it so quickly.

It does make this version of the character hard to look up to though.

It was a bit of a reach.

He is👍👍👍💋

Cruise may not have been 6’4” and 250 pounds, but he was Jack Reacher. He played that role to a T.

Naw that would be reaching

The show is WAY better.

I don't. AR should get the movies.

REACHER is way better than this crap

Boot blood is a highly underrated but acquired taste

Vikings once drank the blood of their enemies ... from the enemies own skull. Hence the toast, "Skal" ! Doesn't get much more "vicious" than that ... ^v^

Magic(k)al Ceremony if they do, most likely.

Sure havw9

tom cruise is a bad reacher

​@@samuelwhite8895he's better than Reacher in season 2 but worse than Reacher in season 1. Preacher's primary attribute is not the 6'5 but that he is a mid genius level iq with strong observation and investigation skills.

😂ha ha! I, definitely remember that line! And!, the "hang ups!" ☺️

single? 😉

Good for you Mary.

I am 5' 7" and 140 lbs. But I'm tall for my height.

@@Philc2 some of my best friends are 5'7"

@@Philc2 😄

You’ve got to be 💩ing me guy. This guy has starred in more blockbuster films than any three Hollywood actors combined. Say what you want about him but he is an impressive mofo. You’re going to be really busy

Played Tobin on The Walking Dead, also.

Hahaha 🤣

And earned every penny! He's been doing most of his stunts for decades and has insane versatility

No..... Tom Cruise is short. He is only 5'5".

@@davidgriffin14 Weed is cranium numbing

But that’s because you know the character. Tom Cruise in MISSION IMPOSSIBLE is easily as much a bad ass as REACHER… and you believe it because that’s the character. I’ve read all the books…and I enjoyed these films. The TV SERIES gets it right…but CRUISE was the one who showed this was a viable property. CHILD couldn’t get it made until Cruise stepped in.

Personally I don't find this version intimidating..which is the whole point. Look at how the others react to him. He's not meant to seem scary, but he is. The tv(ish) series portrays him as a huge, smart and cunning character made great by Alan R. I'm not sure how his character is portrayed in the books, but I feel both are poignant amd great on their own. I like both

@@mythos000000025 Oh Cruise did dona good job no doubt, and I'm not suggesting there isn't something compelling about a guy who's normal size and harmless looking but he kicks ass. That said, book Reacher is actually meant to be even bigger than Alan Ritchson, so that's why I think his version is a bit more accurate.

No he's not.

@@scarygary-qq1pjoh yes he is 😂

Yeah the writing in the second season felt really cliched, Jack telling everyone including people who should have arrested him that he was just going to kill everyone over and over again got dumb real fast. And the group dynamics felt off for some reason even though the actors did a great job. We had the love interest the comedian and the stoic sidekick, just didn't work as well as those style of character from season one.

He does resemble the character.

The alternate universe applies for this is the way I see it.

TC is a bit cray-cray,A great actor, but cray -cray, all the same.

@@roderickroberts9917 wow what an original comment

@@slayerhuh404 hey,come on ,anyone who is willing to get themselves nearly killed doing their own stunt work is, and you gotta admit it,isn't right in head.He can just get guys who are paid for cray-cray stunts like the stuff that he did for the mission impossible movies and others, doesn't prove that he was willing to give his fans realistic content that they simply could not done with CGI,THIS is the act of a man who is willing to at best, risk a stint a full body cast, or worse, a close casket funeral. If that doesn't qualify for cray-cray, then I don't know what does.

Jack used the salt shaker like a hammer to help him smash the door glass!

He is the vampire Lestat. Nothing can kill him.

You've not spent much time in the world have you son

Bruce Lee was 5'8 and 140 pounds. Size really has nothing to do with it....

@michaelbell75 If that's true then why does the UFC have weight classes? Size matters alot when both opponents know how to fight. Bruce Lee? He was an actor and an acrobat. He has no legitimate REAL fights.

Alan Ritchson all the way!

Dumb people : bonjour...😂😂😂

Just shup up and stick to your book

@@creepypasta5271 there are places you can go to learn to read.... Perhaps online...

Disrespectful oaf.

I'm ah-half to agree with this... good character... but not quite the character they calked him...

Ethan Hunt ish.

wrong

​@@scarygary-qq1pjSomebody never told you how opinions work, did they?