If John Wick Was Charged For His Crimes 

Judge:" Mr Wick, before i sentence you for what you did, do you have any last words?" Wick:" They killed my dog." Judge:"Understandable, have a good day Mr Wick, you are free to go."

This is only after his retirement too! He had already built a worldwide reputation for himself, which surely came with way more crimes!

John Wick: “Why don’t you take the night off, Your Honor?” Judge: “Thank you, sir.” (leaves courtroom)

Cops: John Wick, do you confess? John Wick: Yes and I need a pencil to write everything down.

i like how from 19 years it went to almost 600 years just in one mission

John wick is the only guy that makes a GTA character look like a Law-abiding citizen.

This is the highest one so far. 83 life imprisonment and 4087 years in prison Lmaooo. Imagine if this guy was in military, literally no one had balls to threat a country who's agent is John Wick.

For anyone wondering, the total count of murders John committed was 282 (atleast the ones counted in this video). Which is quite a lot for just one man.

14 minutes of pure unadulterated badassery to start the day

Judge: “You workin’ again?” John Wick: “No, Your Honor, I’m just cleanin’ some stuff up.” Judge: “Oh.”

The judge: “Mr. Wick i sentence you to 83 life imprisonments + 4087+years in prison…” John wick: “yeah….not really.” The judge: “oh…”

11:26 Akira: you armed? John Wick: possessing a handgun, 2+ years in prison

John Wick logic: „They killed my dog.“ = „But free bird was playing, my Honor“

You’re forgetting about 80 counts of violating the NFA (10 years each), violating sanctions, state prohibitions on NFA items, discharging firearms in public, reckless endangerment, and about a dozen other violations of federal firearm law but he’d probably get released in NYC without having to post bond within a couple hours

I do love how the entire 3rd act’s of John wick 3 and 4 are self defence

The only thing to remember in this video is not to kill John Wick's dog.

If that staircase wasn't counted as self defense it was at least another 100+ murder charges lmao

In all of the John Wick movies, I only recall seeing the police on two occasions. The same officer, Jimmy, who attended John's house after a report of a disturbance and an explosion.

Cool video. A little nitpick for the German penalty: In German Penalty Law, there is no adding of life sentences. He would receive just a life sentence and most likely, the court would declare the "special severity of the guilt", resulting in no possebility for timely release and also, because he is so dangerous, a following ruling of "security detention" which is actually like a life sentence forever (but it is checked regulary).

Yeaaaah... You're not the one to charge John Wick for his crimes. He's Judge, Jury, and Executioner.

Given the fact that literally everybody on the planet is apparently part of the assassin's world (from random cab drivers to homeless people, to everyone in that plaza at the end of JW 1) it wouldn't be unreasonable to assume he could just give the judge a gold coin per charge and be released the same day.

Every time I watch a video about this series I’m reminded of just how brutal these movies are. BRUTAL!

in Finland for these crimes, he would have got like 12 years, reduced to 10 years in the court of appeals because of the "amount of crimes", out of which he would have only had to serve half of it, if he was sentenced as a first time offender, and out of that he would propably have put to probationary liberty under supervision after 3 years.

okay this is one of the best videos i've ever seen. It is very detailed and organized and yet it is so entertaining to watch. Very well edited and very fun. Great video

6:14 I would say this is actually self defense. You can see Cassian reach for his gun just before John does, so you could say this is self-defense.

422 first degree of murder charges is crazy

I think the charge at 2:18 can be excused due to the fact that Perkins attacked John first.

Since it is literally impossible to serve more than one life sentence the real way to look at this is John Wick gets sentenced to 1 life imprisonment and gets away with 82 life sentences + 4087 worth of crimes.

If Aiden Pierce (of Watchdogs) was charged for his crimes.

Judge is really gonna pull the “never in my 30 years of court experience.” Card

I was expecting the sentence counter to be on point with the beat. Just every shot fired is murder 😂

A lot of these are murder in the second degree - for example in the club he did intend to kill them when he shot at them, but he didn't have a premeditated plan to kill any of them specifically. They were more victims of opportunity, unlike the son, who he formulated a plan to kill specifically.

Lol, imagine they send out a police unit to apprehend him only for them to ask him “you working again john?” And that’s the end of it

Excellent video man! Keep it up, youre doing pretty well. And will you do sometime in the future case about CJ or Tommy Vercetti? It would be interesting to see!

Excellent work as always!

Would he get additional charges for firing into a crowd in the 3 or 4 times he has a shootout in the middle of a crowded nightclub? And the last kill at 6:47 wasn't John's. The guy was shot in the back of the head by Ares. I think the whole long shootout in Morocco might also count as self defense. The guy shot Halle's dog first so it could be argued that she and John had a reasonable fear for their lives from that point until they escaped the compound.

All that time in prison. But lemme tell ya what, that is a hell of a series to watch. I enjoyed every second of it.

1306+ years in prison just from the first movie, wtf john.

If he could magically live long enough to serve his sentences, odds are that most of the countries he's in would cease to exist before his time was up.

In total he would be serving around 184 life sentences assuming the average human lifespan is 80 years

keep up the grind bro some day u will be bigger and these will be great binges

YES I WAS WAITING FOR THIS ONE

This deserves WAY more views !!!!

I understand from the tattoo on his back, he has a past as a Soldier so that gives him permission to carry and possess weapons, so several of those crimes wouldn't count. Especially if we go by the logic that at first they broke into his house and he responded in self-defense. He annihilated everyone who broke into his house. At the Continental it was all self-defense, and basically all the Assassins who went after John Wick had him killing them in self-defense because no one with a brain would have lied between him and the person who killed his dog. The crimes in the second movie must have greater value because after going for his car and again, acting in self-defense while retrieving it, he's sent for an Oath afterwards and doesn't act in self-defense, until the end. From there, the Third and Fourth movies are totally self-defense even if he had been sent to kill Winston, but the price on his head still stands and it's all self-defense. Many things should be omitted, and not taking into account that from the dialogue with Jimmy, it seems that the Assassins members of the Continental act above the law and the High Table pulls several strings between the governments, which is why we never see more Police apart from him and making us to understand that they literally have a permit to carry all those weapons and above all, to kill.

The charges popping up in freeze frames has me crying. World-class criminal.

I forgot what the main villain in the last movie was called, but wouldn't it be self defense for John shooting him? because that guy was about to do the same.

As a police officer, I would turn a blind eye since John is kind of doing my job and know what he’ll do to me if I disturbed his missions

Judge sees John Wick: "You working again, John?"

One could argue that the possession of the firearms and suppressor were obtained legally by him if he was never charged with a crime that made him ineligible.

Now he needs to call Saul and all charges will be dropped

Judge: "Next!" Bailiff: "John Wic- " Judge: "Aquitted! Next!"

John wick escaping from prison would actually make for a very entertaining movie

He'll literally just break out of prison without skipping a beat.

Ends up in Court, but finds that Winston is the judge. All charges dismissed :D

Judge: hey John, you working again? (Pours him a drink 🥃). John: Neh, just sorting some stuff out. Judge: Oh okay, well I’ll let ya be then. Have a good day; you’re free to go.

Great Video !

I would decrease the the murder count by excluding the 55 that were killed in the catacomb as they were there to kill John so it would kind of count as self defense.

This channel is extremely underrated

He was retired and past his prime and still did all this so he obviously earned his reputation

If anton chigurh was charged for his crimes.

6:18 If you look closely, Cassian drew first. Self-Defense.

If Rush Hour villains were charged for their crimes

Putting John Wick in Jail is a death sentence to all his inmates.

John wicks lawyer: "Theres nothing we can do" John wick: "You killed my dog" Judge: **shoots himself*

I think with all those final charges on an international scale they'd just give him the death penalty.

I thought it would be an ongoing count of first degree murders.

If Postal Dude was charged for his crimes?

Cops go to arrest John Wick for all his crimes. Cop: Evening John… Wick: Evening Jimmy. Noise complaint? Cop: Actually we have a… A warrant for your… Yes, noise complaint. Wick: Ah. I’m just sorting some stuff out. Cop: Right…..I’ll leave you be then….Goodnight John. Wick: Goodnight Jimmy.

He'd never see a cell because the judge wouldn't have the balls to sentence Wick

The boom sound effect after every crime💀

6:11 I’d say that’s more of an assisted suicide then a murder since he was just stoping her pain to end her life faster

If Anton Chigurh was charged for his crimes

If the trial includes a jury, I think doing all that to avenge his dog will result in a non-guilty verdict.

5:04 - 5:06 This legit has me dying of laughter 5:09 🤣🤣🤣 12:22 The way he fell tho... lol

6:42 - 7:25 that wouldn't be self defense? I mean, they are not the bodyguards, they were sent by santino to kill john...

if dominic toretto was charged for his crimes

thanks, due to the beginning of the video I've realized that first John Wick came out in 2014, so it,s been pretty much 10 years since and I'm really feeling old as fuck now

If Tommy Angelo was charged for his crimes

In the John Wick universe, the Criminal Underworld is actually totally legal as long as they don't entervene with normal citizens, hence why there is no business allowed on continental grounds

Judge: Mr. Wick you are hereby sentenced to death!!! Wick: Yeah...

The funniest thing is that Jimmy the police officer has to know John Wick is an assassin as he asks him in chapters 1&2, "You working again?" and he refuses to take him into custody. So, if actual law enforcement refuses to apprehend John Wick despite his offensives, then of course John is going to do as he pleases. I wonder if the High Table-Continental provides some form of legal protection to all its clientele wherever they go on business.

the two years in prison sentence from Japan is just too funny with everything else being as much as it is

"83 life imprisonments + 4087 years in prison", as if the 4087 years in prison isn't life imprisonment enough😂

john you better call saul goodman ngl

great vid

Cool👍 Pls next video about Aiden Pearce

Best video so far

John: *in my defense I lost my best friend* Me as a judge: *Say less fam, you’re free to go*

If CJ was charged for his crimes

Ones u missed: burning of legal currency: 2 years 2 missed illegal firearm posetion: 4-32 years 4 reckless driving: 12 years

Bro gonna need Saul Goodman

The fact that he has 83+ life imprisonments has me laughing so hard

this video had me howling with laughter its epic !!!!

Was waiting for that murder count 😂

Honestly, John Wick in prison would’ve made for a fun movie.

Nice one! Now do if Kane and Lynch were charged for their crimes. 😈

Jhon wick has huge kill count

he MIGHT be able to pay off a bail with all the gold coins he has and the money from assassination contracts

Nice vids

Having a face that's 21 inches tall is probably some kind of crime.