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If Old Romans Had Hardware Stores... 

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@tods_workshop
@tods_workshop 3 года назад
Hi Jorg, Great video and great fun and I do like the way you encourage making things to be accessible to all. Get making everyone- its good for the soul and perhaps, as Jorg showed, not as hard as you would think to make something effective. He (of course he did, he is Jorg Sprave!) improved distance using the tail string and that is interesting and I may just have to video reply to that....Otherwise he challenged me to send some of my plumbatae over and you will be pleased to know, the challenge is accepted - they will be one the way shortly.
@jimmiecargill7201
@jimmiecargill7201 3 года назад
Glad to hear that. I am really looking forward to seeing it
@Slingshotchannel
@Slingshotchannel 3 года назад
Sounds super cool! Can't wait to see what you will come up with...
@Youtubeforcedmetochangemyname
@Youtubeforcedmetochangemyname 3 года назад
You guys should get together and do a collaboration together that would be really cool
@joeyvanhaperen7715
@joeyvanhaperen7715 3 года назад
The string idea, that was litterly the first thing I wanted to ask why no string to sling it away on wouldn't that be better, like five cents of money back then per dart extra for a massive range advantages. Also shot at the twich from a distance it wil break and the dart would fall straight down at not risk of yourself.
@SirMD93
@SirMD93 3 года назад
You just gained a sub, looking forward to your reply video :D
@nunyabidniz2868
@nunyabidniz2868 3 года назад
I'm old enough to remember when they still sold these in the stores as children's toys...
@michaelblacktree
@michaelblacktree 3 года назад
I had a set, when I was a kid.
@mongojoe21
@mongojoe21 3 года назад
Lawn darts!
@xianxu137
@xianxu137 3 года назад
lawn darts rule!!! I remember it was my favorite game with my cousins when visiting my grandparents house.
@louisvictor3473
@louisvictor3473 3 года назад
People thought Spartan upbringings made you rough, but Roman children were deadly!
@Galt4570
@Galt4570 3 года назад
Had a set of Jarts when I was a kid. They came with two hula hoop type targets. Lots of fun!
@RogerRockmore
@RogerRockmore 3 года назад
Joerg is 1 lab accident away from becoming a super villain.
@StergiosMekras
@StergiosMekras 3 года назад
He already has the laugh down...
@ulrichkalber9039
@ulrichkalber9039 3 года назад
if i would write scrips for movies i would give the supervillain a sidekick, who equips the villain with weapons, much like Q does on the good side. that sidekick would be surprisingly similar to a certain german.
@myronalcock4716
@myronalcock4716 3 года назад
Dark Lord of the Minions
@tomhewitt8017
@tomhewitt8017 3 года назад
He is a slightly larger shed away
@Gnarlf
@Gnarlf 3 года назад
or super hero ;)
@Redhunteur2
@Redhunteur2 3 года назад
"My pile of old weapons." That's the most badass thing I've heard in awhile.
@theprancingprussian
@theprancingprussian Месяц назад
Everyone should have one Mine has started growing Made 2 alright slings from paracord and electric tape, have 1 away, had a dysfunctional bow which I got rid of and am waiting on a flatbow to dry Made a sheet of electric tape to replace leather and followed one of tods tutorials to make a sling staff Hammering a random metal pipe into a spearhead of sorts Plumbata would be nice to join the pile
@LordRaa
@LordRaa 3 года назад
Not using lead weights means that this project is ROHS compliant. It's important to be environmentally responsible.
@mycutepetshrimp1532
@mycutepetshrimp1532 3 года назад
Lol
@sienervanrensburg6644
@sienervanrensburg6644 3 года назад
'how do we get it out?' mmmm.. Just use one off your slingshot..
@dreadnought8363
@dreadnought8363 3 года назад
@@mycutepetshrimp1532 *does the unus annus handshake*
@Purp1e_Grapes
@Purp1e_Grapes 3 года назад
@@dreadnought8363 what is the One Year handshake?
@hikerbro3870
@hikerbro3870 3 года назад
Wait....Lawn Darts were originally a weapon? It's almost like tragedy was inevitable.
@Zarvain
@Zarvain 3 года назад
A LOT of toys started as weapons, freaking yoyos were hunting tools for taking down birds and small prey.
@samuelferrell9257
@samuelferrell9257 3 года назад
Those Romans sure knew how to have fun!
@diegobarron1690
@diegobarron1690 3 года назад
@menervah transporting you straight to the floor
@daddymememaster5432
@daddymememaster5432 3 года назад
@@Zarvain Just like Boomerangs, that's funny
@njones420
@njones420 3 года назад
Hungry-Hungry-Hippos was originally a torture device, but banned under the Geneva convention.
@s.p.q.r.5102
@s.p.q.r.5102 3 года назад
Gaul: "I hate when rain drops down my neck" Roman: "BOY HAVE I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU"
@nocturnaljoe9543
@nocturnaljoe9543 3 года назад
Plumbata's are raining on my head. That doesn't mean my eyes are sooon be truning red. Cry is not for me. These... Plumbata's are falling on my head - they keep falling...
@Larry_02
@Larry_02 3 года назад
Is this a destiny reference?
@colinmackay92
@colinmackay92 3 года назад
Imagine being out for a walk in the woods to relax and then all you hear is 9:56 before you take a dart to the eye and as you lay there dying a large German man stands on you and yells "42 steps!" ..... terrifying. Lol love you Jörg.
@Fuerwahrhalunke
@Fuerwahrhalunke Год назад
HIIIYAAAA
@TupperdudeYT
@TupperdudeYT 3 года назад
Such a creative man, all these years and you still have great videos and great ideas! You're an awesome dude!
@domm5715
@domm5715 3 года назад
i had a boomerang stuck in a tree, so I glued string to an arrow and shot it up there to get it out...it worked but the arrow got stuck, when i was pulling the rope the arrow shot back at me like a rocket and stuck into the ground by my ankle about 10 in... I almost got a darwin award that day, it was freaky, i can see why you are being cautious.
@gekolvr0734
@gekolvr0734 3 года назад
Little known fact: Joerg replaces the cladding on his shed every year
@malbogia8003
@malbogia8003 3 года назад
You spelled "week" wrong 😂
@nickmedadd
@nickmedadd 3 года назад
You spelled "day" wrong x3 hehe
@milire2668
@milire2668 3 года назад
@@nickmedadd you spelled "penis" wrong
@donaldmack2307
@donaldmack2307 3 года назад
@@milire2668 Sherrif will never be a woman.
@rhett5058
@rhett5058 3 года назад
As he should
@spawniscariot9756
@spawniscariot9756 3 года назад
I think the last hardware store the old Romans went to was located in Teutoburg Forest Apparently they weren't big fans of the Customer Service offered...
@sinkhole777
@sinkhole777 5 месяцев назад
I heard the service was pretty comprehensive!
@schwengalanga8296
@schwengalanga8296 3 года назад
Imagine you’re commanding an army and all of the sudden you get a dart in the eye and the whole battle is lost
@DatBoiOrly
@DatBoiOrly 3 года назад
A lawn dart no less
@griftymcgrift4333
@griftymcgrift4333 3 года назад
@SamuraiSquirrel the dictionary defines a dart as a small missle with a sharp point at one end and feathers on the other end. The real question is why we throw darts at "dart board" and not a "missle target"
@dellawrence4323
@dellawrence4323 3 года назад
It happened to King Harold at the Battle of Hastings, he got shot in the eye with an arrow causing the English to lose the battle.
@IAMDARTHVADERBITCH
@IAMDARTHVADERBITCH 3 года назад
They're called mortars now.
@Gnarlf
@Gnarlf 3 года назад
I was an adventurer like you....
@JJoker687
@JJoker687 3 года назад
Table vise: sitting easily within reach. Joerg: "I have no use for you!" Gripping steel in giant hand as he cuts them with power tools.
@surturfenrir2864
@surturfenrir2864 3 года назад
probably didn't want to mangle the threads for the nuts to pass through
@musicbruv
@musicbruv 3 года назад
@@surturfenrir2864 Put two nuts on the thread and tighten them and clamp the vice on the nuts.
@TeaBurn
@TeaBurn 3 года назад
The dart getting stuck in the tree has become an accidental Sword of Damocles, for unsuspecting people taking a walk.
@lukerubeck2409
@lukerubeck2409 3 года назад
Imagine you’re a Roman soldier and a massive laughing German many attacks you with you’re own weapons
@evvync
@evvync 3 года назад
That's why the romans never conquered Germany.
@nel_dubbio_mena
@nel_dubbio_mena 3 года назад
@@evvync Romans didn't conquer the entire Germany because they had no interest in it. That's the only reason.
@nel_dubbio_mena
@nel_dubbio_mena 3 года назад
@OLD LUKE They destroyed the celtics and Germans were not better as s soldiers. There was no economical interest in conquering a land not populated and covered of woods. It was easier building a wall and to massacre who tried to pass it using just a small amount of men. The armies that created problems to Romans were the eastern ones.
@nel_dubbio_mena
@nel_dubbio_mena 3 года назад
@OLD LUKE A big screaming prick, running half naked against the strongest army of the entire history, do you think is a problem?
@germaniatv1870
@germaniatv1870 3 года назад
@@nel_dubbio_mena No interest ? Haha.
@pauloverzosa7199
@pauloverzosa7199 3 года назад
Imagine if Joerg went back in time with all of his creations and just merc'd everyone
@TheAstrojoe62
@TheAstrojoe62 3 года назад
Joerg in a world filled with humorless scolds your deep full body laugh is a tonic for the soul. Stay fun man!
@sowianskizonierz2693
@sowianskizonierz2693 3 года назад
Since these are German they should be called Unterhandschwerestachelngeworfen
@petergriffin4629
@petergriffin4629 3 года назад
Uhm no. Maybe Unterhandwurfschwerkraftspfeil
@sowianskizonierz2693
@sowianskizonierz2693 3 года назад
@@petergriffin4629 theres a million different things you could call it xD but I like your idea too
@petergriffin4629
@petergriffin4629 3 года назад
Yours is just not grammatically correct
@slopedarmor
@slopedarmor 3 года назад
Do they get delivered in a Unterhandwurfschwerkraftspfeilpanzerkampfwagen?
@sowianskizonierz2693
@sowianskizonierz2693 3 года назад
@@petergriffin4629 I see. Thank you for the correction. I am not a fluent German speaker, but grammatical accuracy was definitely not my focus
@garryfabac217
@garryfabac217 3 года назад
You should make it with a breakaway tip so the enemy couldn't pick them up and use them on you.
@augustajustice9779
@augustajustice9779 3 года назад
Very Roman thinking!
@darklighter8968
@darklighter8968 3 года назад
Yeah makes sense, they did do that shit with their pilums
@shootymcshootfacekoff7972
@shootymcshootfacekoff7972 3 года назад
How about fragmenting-breakaway tips? they would be slightly easier to make as, well , if you were to make breakaways you might as well get them to do a little more damage.
@skylerslack12
@skylerslack12 3 года назад
They had barbed points so you couldn't pull them out of your flesh or the ground easy
@IudiciumInfernalum
@IudiciumInfernalum 3 года назад
@@shootymcshootfacekoff7972 How about you drill a hole in the tip the size of a 9mm blank cartridge and have the tips explode on impact. That'd be neat.
@kmg9763
@kmg9763 3 года назад
Imagine if the old Romans had access to your videos
@TheRockLobsterMafia
@TheRockLobsterMafia 3 года назад
That would change the course of history for sure.
@Gnarlf
@Gnarlf 3 года назад
Well then they would have access to porn as well. The internet could have prevented so much bloodshed :P
@riograndedosulball248
@riograndedosulball248 3 года назад
Rome with full-auto crossbows is my historic fetish
@SW-ii5gg
@SW-ii5gg 3 года назад
I am old and the city I live in is named Rome.
@christophpoll784
@christophpoll784 3 года назад
Imagine a squad of romans equiped with Airzookas! Scary!
@solchapeau6343
@solchapeau6343 3 года назад
Is Jörg just now discovering dubstep?
@Immopimmo
@Immopimmo 3 года назад
You can never have enough wubz.
@FlyingAxblade_D20
@FlyingAxblade_D20 3 года назад
@@Immopimmo next on slingshot, "how to Melbourne Shuffle for Freedom"
@zarifaif7506
@zarifaif7506 3 года назад
@@Immopimmo the wubz wubz make it good
@ARF_average
@ARF_average 3 года назад
He didnt even overuse it
@selulancie
@selulancie 3 года назад
It sounds like some early industrial type dubstep from 2010 or so
@surenkirazian7828
@surenkirazian7828 3 года назад
Helper: "How long do you need the duck tape stripes to be Jörg?" Jörg: "Exactly one Pencil please."
@mistasluz1216
@mistasluz1216 3 года назад
Die Stelle wo Du die rauchende Pfeilspitze in die Kamera hältst - das Grinsen dazu - Gänsehaut!
@grokranfan8578
@grokranfan8578 3 года назад
One: plumbata. Two or more: plumbatae
@ulrichkalber9039
@ulrichkalber9039 3 года назад
what JS built: ferrata. plural: ferratae. because they are weighed with iron, not with lead.
@grokranfan8578
@grokranfan8578 3 года назад
@@ulrichkalber9039 this is because it's rather difficult to get lead in Germany today; it ha been banned years ago from most usages because of its poisoness
@wtrmute
@wtrmute 3 года назад
Actually, it's one _plumbātum,_ two or more _plumbāta._ It is declined the same as _scūtum_ "(large) shield" or _pīlum_ "Roman long-necked war javelin."
@Joshkie2
@Joshkie2 3 года назад
The Romans had lawn darts.... A “child’s” game from the 80’s that got banned for safety reasons. 😂😂😂😂
@nothingforyouhere418
@nothingforyouhere418 3 года назад
Banned
@williampabon6432
@williampabon6432 3 года назад
Used to love playing with those darts lol
@samuelsiedschlag4425
@samuelsiedschlag4425 3 года назад
Just what I was thinking! 🤣😂
@N1CKT00N
@N1CKT00N 3 года назад
Joerg should make a lawn dart crossbow
@grinninggoat5369
@grinninggoat5369 3 года назад
Romans used them first on the battlefield so, lawn darts should have been banned under the Geneva Convention before they ever became a game in the 1980's. Imagine telling your grandkids you used to play a game as a kid that was banned under the international rules of civillized warfare!!! Lolol
@ambulocetusnatans
@ambulocetusnatans 3 года назад
Imagine if Tod and Joerg did a collab with Adam Savage.
@Dakota_B_
@Dakota_B_ 3 года назад
Adam would talk too much and make it about himself.
@daddyosink4413
@daddyosink4413 3 года назад
@@Dakota_B_ he would probably also not follow the plans, mess it up, and say that they are a garbage myth.
@ambulocetusnatans
@ambulocetusnatans 3 года назад
@@Dakota_B_ That's a good point. But imagine what they could come up with.
@Dakota_B_
@Dakota_B_ 3 года назад
@@ambulocetusnatans Jamie is the smart mythbuster.
@ambulocetusnatans
@ambulocetusnatans 3 года назад
@@Dakota_B_ Yea, but he never leaves the house anymore.
@Temp0raryName
@Temp0raryName 3 года назад
When Joerg is nervous about firing a weapon, I would rather observe its firing from a bunker. In another country. Unless it is being pointed that way!
@TrashParty
@TrashParty 3 года назад
That laugh is so wholesome. Makes my day every time. Keep up the good work. :D
@magpiejames1440
@magpiejames1440 3 года назад
As long as you can see him. That same laugh coming from a dark alley or shadowy forest would be terrifying!
@wattleboi3967
@wattleboi3967 3 года назад
Look at the pure joy in his laugh when he announced the MOSSAUR HUNTER 2000
@muaddib667
@muaddib667 3 года назад
Am I the only one who's gonna compliment the soundtrack?
@xj9779
@xj9779 3 года назад
Sounds like some Terminator Theme or something like that
@jacksepticeye_fan084
@jacksepticeye_fan084 3 года назад
No u are not
@TheReaver1234
@TheReaver1234 3 года назад
Hell, I want the names for the ost
@NageIfar
@NageIfar 3 года назад
The image of some legionaries walking around in home depot is just too funny.
@Muster_Muckee_II
@Muster_Muckee_II 3 года назад
Suddenly the sounds of an anvil being pounded on in the Home Depot theme song (yes it's real) makes far more sense. Now we just need vague Imperial-Latin chanting to accompany it.
@VINCE-pp3es
@VINCE-pp3es 3 года назад
@@Muster_Muckee_II there is editing software for that
@jimmyrustler8983
@jimmyrustler8983 3 года назад
The Romans also used a lot of different poisons and toxins during battles, so they probably made good use of those when using Plumbata. Also, try using playing cards to stiffen your flights, it might help with stability 👍
@emielpeper9248
@emielpeper9248 3 года назад
Once the 2020 apocalypse hits peak, with Jorg's content you too can defend your ruined hovel from mutated raiders!
@JTeam45
@JTeam45 3 года назад
In America, we had something similar as toys in the 1950s. They were called "Jarts" or "Lawn Darts." They're not made anymore though because too many people got hurt.
@nunya_bizniz
@nunya_bizniz 3 года назад
Had them all the way to the 80's or maybe even into the 90s
@peterzingler6221
@peterzingler6221 3 года назад
In a civil war this videos will be nr 1 on trends for ever.
@thememorablenovelist5876
@thememorablenovelist5876 3 года назад
*nervous laughing*
@johnmeyer4789
@johnmeyer4789 3 года назад
@@alifesh every Briton should watch him.
@twistedalicemcgee
@twistedalicemcgee 3 года назад
That's a fair point
@akteno2796
@akteno2796 3 года назад
There are also videos of sword making from him :) just saying...
@brokefangmagepunk3685
@brokefangmagepunk3685 3 года назад
Been watching him for years for that reason exactly.
@jimmiecargill7201
@jimmiecargill7201 3 года назад
Glad to see you still producing videos. It is always an enjoyable moment when I get to see you make something unique and try making improvements to it. I hope he takes you up on your offer. Would love to see it
@edwardpaulsen1074
@edwardpaulsen1074 3 года назад
I can see several advantages to having the string loop.... one can spin them around much faster for greater distance... plus, a single person can swing several (maybe a dozen?) of these from one hand and rain a whole lot of nasty down in an area!
@Ibaneddie76
@Ibaneddie76 3 года назад
Awesome man, I love everything you do. I build custom guitars, sculpt monsters, breed snakes and build custom enclosures and have my own tattoo shop as my full time job but I'm getting very interested in weaponry and alternative projectiles. This channel is great, keep up the amazing work.
@ZombieGunslingr
@ZombieGunslingr 3 года назад
We used to play with these as a kid during the seventies they were called lawn darts
@BillySugger1965
@BillySugger1965 3 года назад
Outstanding collaboration/challenge/exploration. You guys are awesome!
@N3onDr1v3
@N3onDr1v3 3 года назад
When i saw the string i thought "Awwwyiss, he's about to use it like a sling". He didn't. [Sad Roman noises]
@foreststalkerbrothers
@foreststalkerbrothers 3 года назад
Joerg is like the mad max / metro engineers which usually create homemade weapons. This guy... Watching him for 3 years or so now, never stops to amaze me. Greets from Eastern Europe
@knowing1399
@knowing1399 3 года назад
Pile of old weapons? Forget a hardware store, when the zombie apocalypse comes I'm running straight to Joerg's house!
@josephheffle7137
@josephheffle7137 3 года назад
I love how creative Jorge is with making weapons and at or so close to exact weight and dimensions
@silverhorder1969
@silverhorder1969 3 года назад
I had a set of these as a kid! They were called lawn darts, or yard darts? I can’t remember but it was back when there were less attorneys running around!
@conradwoodiwiss7936
@conradwoodiwiss7936 3 года назад
When younger this is the same game we called lawn darts, people stand 50 feet apart and throw darts toward each other to try and get them to land in 2 foot circle for points, just like horse shoes, thanks for the Roman info, always like watching you
@axistec
@axistec 3 года назад
Oh my goodness, I was there watching the premier of the toilet brush launcher. Where did those 7 years go?
@bobskewer1874
@bobskewer1874 3 года назад
If you tie the tail string at the base but leave the ends long and loose, you could still grab and release, but it wouldn't get stuck in branches. Like the leather straps used for falconry, untied ends so the bird's feet don't get tied up on branches.
@nihil-baxter
@nihil-baxter 3 года назад
Jörg, did you ever build an "arm mounted" device / slingshot? that would be awesome to watch
@ferdblu1946
@ferdblu1946 3 года назад
Omg yes, like the one in starwars rebels
@bedroomairsoft5216
@bedroomairsoft5216 3 года назад
Yes he did an assassin's creed one a few years ago
@bike_on8
@bike_on8 3 года назад
It's a good idea but arm stabilizers for slingshot are a Felony in Germany so...
@CyanPickle
@CyanPickle 3 года назад
@@bike_on8 oof
@point-five-oh6249
@point-five-oh6249 3 года назад
@@bike_on8 Well yes, but you may be able to make a rubber powered crossbow that attaches to the arm. That would be neat.
@billmartovich9009
@billmartovich9009 3 года назад
How this was ever NOT seen as an awful thing to give to children is beyond me: that they can still be purchased anywhere is also amazing
@jamy_baxtr
@jamy_baxtr 3 года назад
he's so charismatic, and make so badass things, the perfect combination :)
@Aaron.Reichert
@Aaron.Reichert 3 года назад
I don't know why that is such a satisfying build montage. I found myself watching everything you were doing with rapt attention.
@RobSummers993
@RobSummers993 3 года назад
You should try removing the fletchings. It looks like the rope you added might provide enough drag to keep it flying straight. I wonder how much further it would go? Thanks for another great video. Love your channel!
@keithallardice6139
@keithallardice6139 3 года назад
Can I just say ... you have the BEST job in the world!!! The fun and enjoyment you have is fabulous to see - I ALWAYS learn something and every one of your videos I watch puts a huge smile on my face! Thanks (for sharing) and ... bye bye! You are a star
@JT-py9lv
@JT-py9lv 3 года назад
Back in the 1970's they use to sell these in the USA at just about any store. The were called Lawn Darts.
@damircroatmastoo1985
@damircroatmastoo1985 2 года назад
I started following the channel because Moko from Croatia praised you and he is a legend of a man. I have no regrets and you are great sir. 👌🖖👍💫
@jasonludwig215
@jasonludwig215 3 года назад
Watching someone making homemade lawn darts has never had a cooler soundtrack
@MikeStJohn-yq7fl
@MikeStJohn-yq7fl 3 года назад
You crazy man...I love your channel, the things you come up with. Don't ever change.
@prankmonkeyxs650
@prankmonkeyxs650 3 года назад
I see you added a lanyard thats ready for military trials now!
@robertcarrillo4034
@robertcarrillo4034 3 года назад
Work on a construction crew and once made an awesome mace with large curved square washers offset from each other and tightened at the end of and all thread.
@chancesportfolio5503
@chancesportfolio5503 3 года назад
Your modern creations inspired by ancient weapons are a lot of fun. I imagine some waste lander making stuff like like this in the apocalypse.
@omgopet
@omgopet 3 года назад
I cliped the audio of you saying "nuts" and now it's my new ringtone. It's amazing!
@clovericy5480
@clovericy5480 3 года назад
After waking up to learn my great aunt passed away this morning, seeing this provided a much needed boost to my day. Thanks for all the quality content, Joerg.
@Flash1857
@Flash1857 3 года назад
Am sorry
@leonmccarty9430
@leonmccarty9430 2 года назад
Jorg as I tried to mention to Tod about what is known as a whip dart, is a flexible sapling with a string tied to the small end of the stick. The string is around 18 to 24 inches long. On the end of the string, a note is tied. Then after carving a dart out of an 18-inch stick make sure a flat wide fin is on one end, and a point on the other. Take the dart balancing point and slice a little Knoch towards the pointed end. Place the end not into the slot pull back and let it rip. of cores I just saw the video he made two years ago. I kept modifying this until it was made with a flexible fishing pole end, fishing line, and a normal arrow. Ended up with a throw of 453 feet.
@25242824
@25242824 3 года назад
remember, everyone has a plumbus in their home.
@huzzah7597
@huzzah7597 3 года назад
good point
@sethbettwieser
@sethbettwieser 3 года назад
What?
@DanielBrown-nb9zz
@DanielBrown-nb9zz 3 года назад
Love the build montage! btw that huge sword there on the left looked badass!
@stefekpizza5231
@stefekpizza5231 3 года назад
9:56 best scream I've ever heard
@oivinf
@oivinf 3 года назад
iiiyeeauoghh
@jasonsimms4238
@jasonsimms4238 3 года назад
@@oivinf i read that outloud
@kuechenchief
@kuechenchief 3 года назад
Thats a roman battle scream ;)
@Ducatiflame702
@Ducatiflame702 3 года назад
gotta love how happy the man always is, your smile sir is quite infectious love seeing your videos keep it up
@reggiep75
@reggiep75 3 года назад
Jörg: has a vice Jörg: DOESN'T NEED TO USE THAT VICE!! Jörg: Doesn't want a Darwin Award Darwin: Nooo.. Can't be giving a legend a Darwin Award!!
@Der.Kugelbeschleuniger
@Der.Kugelbeschleuniger 3 года назад
I think Jörg has Children, so it's too late for him to "earn" a Darwin Award anyway
@utrak
@utrak 3 года назад
vice was too weak, hands stronger
@actuallySHRIKE
@actuallySHRIKE 3 года назад
@@zincoleo1 He uses the hammer only out of respect for the tool. The vice though, he's showing it how its done.
@grassroot011
@grassroot011 3 года назад
Especially as he's not going to insist on pulling that one down stuck in the tree. Let Mother nature, take care of it.
@n16161
@n16161 3 года назад
This kind of thing is 100% what RU-vid should be about. I love the collaboration
@vaipuluj
@vaipuluj 3 года назад
Cashier: so what are you making Me: just buying some all thread for my family
@JamesSmith-ui1iu
@JamesSmith-ui1iu 3 года назад
It's a miracle to me your workshop hasn't burned down yet.
@JarOfDirt.
@JarOfDirt. 3 года назад
Your laughter always makes my day :)
@Evans_Yellow
@Evans_Yellow 3 года назад
I like the new montages, they really get me in the mood to make stuff!
@legral
@legral 3 года назад
should have used the see-through anti terror shield along with the rake! It's +5 vs Darwin Awards
@123edwardzpad
@123edwardzpad 3 года назад
I hope the shoulder is all better now. Thank you for all the great videos.
@lu-uf8zj
@lu-uf8zj 3 года назад
Maybe you need to use one of your riot shields over your head when pulling the rake?
@barrymcockner2714
@barrymcockner2714 3 года назад
There ya go!
@trebormuhaha
@trebormuhaha 3 года назад
Oh dear lord I haven't laughed so hard for as long as I can remember. Crossbow with a return to sender function. You nearly killed me.
@darkblood626
@darkblood626 3 года назад
Joe's next video. I designed a catapult that flings chainsaws. Let's get that dart out of the tree! 'Super villian laugh'
@cdiers26
@cdiers26 3 года назад
When I was a kid I got grounded in my room and I tore the slats off my bunk bed and put razor blades in the wooden dowel that held my window closed and used them as aboriginal throw sticks which essentially give you a second elbow to throw with for leverage. I bet these darts would work well with an aboriginal throw stick
@turtledruid464
@turtledruid464 3 года назад
Great video! Hope your arm gets better soon, workout injuries can be a bitch
@PJSproductions97
@PJSproductions97 3 года назад
You are the only guy I know who'd hold project piece in one hand and angle grinder in the other instead of using the vice that's RIGHT THERE! That's why we love you though! XD
@zildiun2327
@zildiun2327 3 года назад
On Today’s episode of The Slingshot Channel: Lawn darts 2.0
@hubrisnaut
@hubrisnaut 3 года назад
I remember that game. They didn't put a lot of thought into what might happen when kids actually played the game.
@TheAstrojoe62
@TheAstrojoe62 3 года назад
Oh we had Jarts as a game and yes if you didn’t respect them you could get hurt.
@oneproudbrowncoat
@oneproudbrowncoat 3 года назад
@@hubrisnaut we had a set when I was a kid. It was a fun game. Not especially hazardous if you knew what gravity was.
@chrisoneill5599
@chrisoneill5599 3 года назад
Good to hear you're back to the gym- it's done you so much good over the last few years
@hakrj12
@hakrj12 3 года назад
So ... lawn darts? This was a game when I was a kid, not a weapon.
@grassroot011
@grassroot011 3 года назад
Jarts they were tagged.
@wattleboi3967
@wattleboi3967 3 года назад
Bachi ball
@josephmarando594
@josephmarando594 3 года назад
well BEFORE you were a kid, they were a weapon
@SW-ii5gg
@SW-ii5gg 3 года назад
They made lawn darts because an abortion was difficult to get at the time.
@bobsblues9944
@bobsblues9944 3 года назад
Joerg, I often put birdfeeders and birdhouses in trees hanging from limbs that are much higher then what ladders can reach. In order to do this I bought a set of poles that were made for cleaning gutters . It is a set of 6 aluminum poles that are male threads on one end and female on the other and screw together . I took a metal coathanger , cut it and bent it so that one end went about 6 inches into the end of one pole and then bent the rest of into a J shape. You insert it into the pole and then use duct tape to hold the one leg of the J shape to the pole , which then leaves you with a sort of v shaped piece of coathanger at the end of the one pipe . After screwing the rest of the pipes together , you then have this V shape of hanger on the end which gives you the ability to lift things up into trees or remove things from way up in trees. I your case , you could then easily push the one leg of the V through the string loop and safely lift it out of the tree
@RBA9751
@RBA9751 3 года назад
Friend: So why do you watch his videos. Me: His laugh!!!! It's brilliant. :)
@michaelwoods7770
@michaelwoods7770 3 года назад
Those are some extreme looking lawn darts.
@JamesLPlummer
@JamesLPlummer 3 года назад
Please invest in better eye protection! I once got metal splinters in my eye while just wearing eyeglasses and using an angle grinder. They can bounce off of your cheek into your eyes even with eyeglasses on. A full face shield or goggles that can go over your glasses are preferred!
@mylennyuym
@mylennyuym 3 года назад
In the U.S. before they were outlawed we used to play with them on picnics, they were called lawn darts, fun for the family !!! keep up the great vids Joerg!
@tommysedin
@tommysedin 3 года назад
12:40 Since drilling through round steel can be tricky, I think an alternative could be replacing one of the nuts with a wingnut?
@SW-ii5gg
@SW-ii5gg 3 года назад
Excellent idea.
@d.smoke27
@d.smoke27 3 года назад
I’ve been subscribed for years now and your videos still never disappoint. Your the best and one of my favorite people on RU-vid, if not one of my favorite people ever. Godless and keep up the great stuff! Sending love from florida USA
@nightshade4873
@nightshade4873 3 года назад
Am i the only one wondering what would occur if Joerg and Furze would collab, maybe an Automatic Plumbata thrower on a Hovercraft.
@christophedlauer1443
@christophedlauer1443 3 года назад
Slingshot launched, rocket engine powered anti-tank plumbata.
@scatattack9774
@scatattack9774 3 года назад
Joerg, I have a challenge for you! I want to see you make a hand crank(or drillpowered), gatling style steel ball launcher that self cocks and feeds from a hopper. If you really want a challenge you can give the cocking mechanism a pulley reduction so that it's easier to run really heavy tubes. If anyone can do it it's you. Keep up the good work, I love your channel
@robinraphael
@robinraphael 3 года назад
made me laugh with the grass hair remark lol. hey try painting them with high visibility paint so we can see them better please and thanks
@augustajustice9779
@augustajustice9779 3 года назад
God, I love your chuckle! I think you are the coolest man on RU-vid!!
@mwmnmwm
@mwmnmwm 3 года назад
The Handyman's Secret weapon,,,=Duct tape FTW!!
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 3 года назад
Leaving that plumbata in the tree is the ultimate widow-maker deadfall trap. - Toilet brush dart is quite similar to a plumbata. Plumb from lead gives us plumbing, which led to indoor flush toilets which brought us to toilet brushes, which you took full circle!
@outandabout259
@outandabout259 3 года назад
Please do a collaboration with some pro disc golfer and revisit the "weaponized frisbee" idea, disc golf distance drivers would be really cool as weapons! Especially out of the hand of a pro disc golfer. But some protective gloves would be needed.
@scottcrawford3745
@scottcrawford3745 3 года назад
So.. Shuriken, with aerodynamic lift properties ?
@outandabout259
@outandabout259 3 года назад
@@scottcrawford3745 yes... Something that can be thrown well over 100 meters and leaves craters in trees if a high-power throw doesn't go where it is supposed to. And that's without any blades or sharp edges. I am pretty sure that a driver could be lethal at short range if it hits head or neck in a bad way.
@scottcrawford3745
@scottcrawford3745 3 года назад
@@outandabout259 Well.. Those would likely be banned in most countries almost immediately... Especially here in Canada, where for some reason Bali-song/ butterfly knives and nunchaku are prohibited weapons ( despite requiring more than a modicum of skill to operate) yet I can carry a 5 foot staff or a heavy cane/ shillelagh openly without question.
@BubbaBean27
@BubbaBean27 3 года назад
I love that your workspace is as cluttered as mine.
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