If Schaffrillas Productions did a Super Smash Bros Ranking (Intro Jingles) 

Which jingle was your favourite? Please let me know.

I would make Wario’s jingle King of Skill yelling “YOU PICK, WAAAAAA(cutoff)”

Missed opportunity for Kazuya to have "HE JUST DID A 10 HIT COMBO. THIS DUDE DOING STRINGS!" or " MASKU"

Technically if this was a real ranking Corrin's would be the "Disappointment in the Game of LIFE" but that works too lol

I think the piranha plant one is the one for me. The mixing of the two wildly different audios is definitely something Schaff would do

0:46 THAT WAS PERFECT 🤣💀

3:11 That is GOLD

It wouldn't be a Schaffrilla ranking though without *"Disappointment in the game of life!"*

I would’ve preferred if Wario’s jingle was *MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM!*

Jigglypuff could also be represented by Hbox screaming his soul out

these are so accurate, it's like I just speedran an actual schaffrillas video

honestly i could see all of these, good work

Yoshi - I dont care who the IRS sends i am not paying taxes Dr Mario - I am Dr Mario and i am saving lives Roy - Roy is our boy, Roy is our boy Pit - I never learn how to read Little Mac - There are those who think little of him Shulk - You could gaze into the future Ridley - I dont know what you feed him but he is too dam big Pirahna Plant - Im a pirahna, plant Joker - For his neutral special, he wields a gun

With Wario, I would have gone with MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM

why is this so unbelievably accurate

For either Dedede or Meta Knight, I would've put the "Outta my way, Meta Knight" scene frm Geibuchan's Dedede YTP

Oh my god, I’m just Ken was perfect 😂

Idk why I imagine Banjo’s now would have the Gwimbly from Smiling Friends Either the If I had my gwimbly gun on me or the fuck you want a chicken nugget

Lyrics: **Smash introductory music** Chris Pratt: It’s a me, a-Mario. Donkey Kong Rap: D.K.! Donkey Kong is gay! CDi Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here! Shoop De Woop: Imma firin’ mah lazar! BRAAAAAAHHHHHH! Spongebob: This is… advanced darkness. Dan Mandel (the cartoon character, not his creator): I don’t care who the IRS sends, I’m not paying taxes! Kirby Right Back At Ya!: Kirby, Kirby, Kirby! That’s a name you should know! Some guy: No items! Fox only! Final Destination! EgoRaptor: PIKACHU, USE THUNDER- SMASH! Charlie Day: You just got… a-Luigied! **Sanctuary Guardian battle music** Captain Falcon: **Doing the one of the most epic finishers ever** Falcon… PAWNCH! Jigglypuff: **Does lullaby/sleep inducing song** Shrek: **Interrupting Jigglypuff** Stop singing! Princess Peach: Dear Mario, Skibidi-ba-dim-dada! **Sudden explosion** Daisy: NEXT LEVEL GAMES! One Jackus Blackus: **Singing while sounding like he’s writhing in sorrow** III LOOOOVVE YOUUUUU!! Mr Incredible: Ice of you to drop by! Frozone: Ha! Never heard that one before. The Spy: Good Lord, you fight like a woman! Hektan: Youuu’ve killllled meeeee…! CDi Zelda: Good! Dr. Mario: I am Dr. Mario, and I am saving lives! Some other, other guy: Side by side, it’s Pichu, and Pichuuuu! Some loser idk: Ligma balls! HAHAHA! Slippy, probably: AAAHHHHH! Shrek: Oh, you’re expecting Prince Charming. Laura Bailey, most likely likely: NOW PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN ASS AND START FUCKING HELPING US! **Clock Town Bell Sound** Young Link: **Screams** CDi Ganon: You dare bring light to my lair?! You must die! Etika: MEWTWOOOOO! MEWTWOOO! MY DIC-! Some guys that are the Melée Crowd: Roy’s our boy! Roy’s our boy! Some Chad named Chrom: There are better places to take a nap than on the ground, you know. **Giggling** **Mr. Game And Watch Noises** **Explosion** Some angry guy that’s actually Meta Knight in Nin10DOH: This is bullshit! Pit: I never learned how to re-he-heead! Sonic: I’d much rather be… hilariously edgy. Solid Snake: Mei Ling, Samus took her clothes off. Wario: It’s one of my greatest achievement, Wario Land 4 on the Game Boy Advance! Hahaha! (sic) **Game Over music and Codec ringing** Colonel Roy Campbell: Snake, are you okay?! Snake! SNAAAKE!! Ike: I fight for my friends. Gollum, probably: You don’t have any friends! Smash Announcer AI Voice/Some guy sounding like he’s imitating Hank Hill: **Echoing with the original Pokémon theme** I wanna be the very best! Like no one ever waaaaas! Master Oogway: Mmm, Monkey. Hugh Neutron with a text-to-speech voice: Your mom is dead. **Thao Nguyen Xanh’s Sad Romance begins playing** **Sanic Theme Begins Playing** Kirby Right Back At You!: DeDeDe, has to make sure ya know! Chills: My **Pikmin.** I love **Ohdmo.** James, himself: Pikmin 3 Deluxe, babyyy! Smash Announcer: **With music** Wario! Wario! …Lucario! Spongebob: ROBOT, OH MY GOSH!!! NintendoCapriSun: **Horrific vocal sounds** Death, The Big Bad Wolf: I just LOVE… the smell of fear! VannaMelon’s Villager: I am the mayor! **Cheering** Some dude at the E3 Super Smash Bros. Wii U event: SUPERFIGHTING ROBOT! MEGAMAN!!! **Sonic Spin Dash** Some British weirdo named Caddicarus or something, IDK: Hey, guys, and welcome back to Lit’s Git Fit With CaddikyDick! Space Core from Portal 2: SPAAAAAACE! Donkey from Shrek: There are those who think, little of him! Some Ash Expy, probably? Well, it’s actually Sprig Plantar: Alright, Irv. Get ready to meet… Frog Man! Scott The Woz, with the tiny schnoz: **Brief censor bleep** Hey, guys, look! A mii! **Brief censor bleep** I play Link Smash. Palutena: I’m here for a little… ugh… divine intervention. Bloodhound Gang Guy: Ah, shit. Here comes Pac-Man. Michael Rosen: Magic! That’s So Raven Theme Song: You could GAZE in the future! Future… Hotel Mario: “The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom!” @TonyBakerComedy: What the dog doin’? Ryu Impersonator: Hi, there, everybody. This is Ryu, from Streets. Ryan Gosling: I’m just Ken! Sephiroth: Good to see you, **Changes voice to a character from Chowder** Chowderrrrr. Filthy Frank: **Throws computer in trash** Know your fucking place, TRASH! (Context: Schaffrilas hates Corrin.) Bayonetta: Don’t fuck with a witch! **Magic happens** **Loud Squid Nigra** Tucker from the Rush Hour movies: I don’t know what the Hell you feeding him, but he’s too damn big! CircleToonsHD Simon Belmont: I vanquish the darkness! **Epic cross and axe throwing noises** Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don’t belong in this world! **Ultimate Gangplank Galleon theme** **Animal Crossing Music sung by Isabelle** The Funny Invisible Alien Man: I WANT YOU… IN WRESTLEMANIA!!!!! Darla Sherman: I’m a piranha **Text-to-speech Ralph/Auto’s voice** plant. Some Smash Trailer Guy: For his Neutral Special, he wields a gun. **Arthur Fleck Joker shoots Murray Franklin in the head with a revolver** **Extended Censor bleep and screaming** The Spongebob Musical Performers: So come oooooonnnn! Hero is our middle name! Banjo: Guh-uh! Michael Jackson: **Slowed down** Annie, are you okay? So, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie? Some educational guy: It’s great to learn! Some kid: Because knowledge is **Some guy going Super Saiyan in an Emperor Lemon YTP** POWERRRRR!!!!!!!!!! Dipper Pines: I can’t fight! I’ve never been in a fight, before! Look at these noodle arms!! ManManBoyBoyMan: **Slurring** You’ve got a Steve in me! Chills: Sep-hir-riuth, who’s motive is planetary destruction. Pyra: Hey, Mythra! Mythra: Yeah? What? Pyra: Want to watch me do a flip? Tekken Announcer: Kazuya Mishima, wins! Sora: Hi, I’m Sora, from Kingdom Hearts! **Danny from Game Grumps screaming “Noooooo!”** **Crash** **Smash Results music**

Good picks, but we all know 1000% that Schaff would go with the classic “That’s… nuts!” soundbite from KH3D for Sora over anything else.

For R.O.B's I would've went with Mr. Krabs saying the one that goes "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-beep." Or Rob from the Amazing world of Gumball say MY NAME IS ROB GOSH DARN IT. Or a bass boosted microwave but what you did works too. Also missed opportunity for Hero's to be Fairy Godmother's cover of "I need a hero" from Shrek 2.

Petition for schrafrillas productions to rank every single Character in Super Smash Bros Ultimate

Technically piranha plants one would be "dududududududuuuuuu" but that works too

I feel like he would figure out a way to include that slowed down “yooshiiii” he includes whenever he talked about a Yoshi track in his Mario kart series

I feel like Wario’s jingle would be WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO TIME!

Using the Yoshi one for my next vid

0:24 Yoshi gets sick and tired of paying taxes 1 like - 1 *KOOPAS*

Missed opportunity for "Disappointment in the Game of *SUPER SMAAAAAASH BROTHEEEEERS!!!!!"*

From what I know about him, I think Corrin would be at the bottom and Pyra/Mythra would be number 1

The one for Yoshi seriously cracked me up.

The Pac-Man one is a certified classic

I think Corrin would be dead last

I was thinking that Daisy could be a clip of that one Mickey Mouse cartoon with Daisy Duck, where she parked in a no parking zone and ignored a police officer.

I think Lucario’s should have been “hey it’s me Goku”. Cool video tho

I really hope Schaffrillas sees this it made me Cry laughing

2 months later makes a video of everyone eating pizza-

The clip for Hero made me happy. The SpongeBob Musical is so damn good!

holy shit these are perfect

I'm surprised you didn't use MINING AWAY for Steve.

The Meta Knight one is soooo niche it's so perfect, my favorite one. That animation is such an old underrated gem.

This is genuinely great

0:12 donkey kong is gay

If Schaff Ever made a mario party board ranking I’d imagine some of them like this Wigglers garden: I’ll have you know I stubbed my toe after watering my spice garden and I only cried for 20 minutes Goombas greedy gala: How did all these squares make a circle? No no it doesn’t bother me it doesn’t bother me, it bothers me! It bothers me a lot! Mystery Land: Welcome to a world of mystery! Stan pines? The tax collector ya found me! Peachs birthday cake: The slimkirby hates peach song Neon Heights: Bandit Keith Line in America! >:D Spiny Desert: It’s time to Dddddduel!!!! Faire Square: (Pegasus) Remember kids, gambling is good for you DK’s treetop temple: DK64 Okeh! King boo’s Haunted Hideaway: (Click) Do u know da wae? Pagoda Peak: Master roshi (Come to me flying nimbus!) Toadettes music room: Maybe we play loud people will think were good, everybody ready? And a one and a too and a one too, three four (REEEEERGRGGGHHH!!!!) Bowsers Gnarly Party: Wooo! Skips is gonna be so surprised when he comes in and sees us totally naked, it’s not that kinda party muscle man >__> Oh…….don’t turn on the lights Luigis Engine Room: Nooooo mario everythings fine, ok…but why ya been flying around in a trash can lately?

3:28 😂

0:24 I like it, but make it Spamton

"I WANT YOU AT WRESTLEMANIA!" I love Incineroar’s.

Solid snake should have been the dummy thicc line

It's a me... A Mario

What did you use for Lucina?

All of these are really good except for Meta Knight’s. What you should’ve done was get the voice clip of Luis from RE4 where he says “You got a smoke?”

Btw what is the name of the font you used

Megaman should have been the Megaman Drops Jan 7th tune

1:40

3:34 That’s what my mom always says to me.

A lot of these capture the essence of Schaffrillas that you'd think he really made these.

This is epic!

Personally with Lucas, I would have frank Reynolds say “your mother is dead!” 😂

Accurrate as hell

Honestly wish that the Inklings were a Meggy quote I cannot look at an inkling (especially not an orange one) without associating them with her

Little Mac’s was so good 😂

3:25 omg she killed inkling O_O

Ken’s got me good 🤣

you should do the same but with all the mii costumes

Nice workl here

3:23 Is that a Death Battle reference? Cool!

Enough of the Corrin Slander

I would have Byleth be “Disappointed in the game of life”