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If the Emperor had a Podcast Episode 2 The Black Templars, Dorn's Angry Boys 

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@jordinagel1184
@jordinagel1184 2 года назад
“You cannot crusade with a planet!” Necron: *laughs in World Engine*
@datkhornedog899
@datkhornedog899 2 года назад
Orks: *Laughs in weaponized moons.*
@bthsr7113
@bthsr7113 2 года назад
Eldar: contemplates in Craftworld.
@seand.g423
@seand.g423 2 года назад
@@bthsr7113 uhhh... yeah... gonna have to go with the Greenskin option on this one...
@theblueneko677
@theblueneko677 2 года назад
I love that Helbrecht also has a joke understanding deficiency. Truley a son of dorn!
@hmshood9212
@hmshood9212 2 года назад
One step closer to the Sewer Goblin……
@logangrimnar3800
@logangrimnar3800 2 года назад
@TheWeekendWarrior99
@TheWeekendWarrior99 2 года назад
You mean boi’s awakening?
@chadsmith8966
@chadsmith8966 2 года назад
@@TheWeekendWarrior99 still have nightmares about hairy spider tattoos.
@piratehunter1
@piratehunter1 2 года назад
Oh EMPEROR NO! NOT...THAT...BOOK AGAIN! "Grabs bolter and loads cyanide round"
@Failous
@Failous 2 года назад
"My glutes quiver in distress"
@nikot.9920
@nikot.9920 2 года назад
Resident Space wolf here, High Marshal Helbrecht has the utmost respect, but they made him hilarious in this voxcast. The wolves will gladly ride into battle along with the crusading sons of Dorn
@sergio9669
@sergio9669 2 года назад
dorn did have a temper he went off on ferrus once
@domc9801
@domc9801 2 года назад
What happened, I’ve never really seen these two interact.
@sergio9669
@sergio9669 2 года назад
@@domc9801 it is in gorgon of medusa in the book we meet an awesome terrain emporer's children captain (an astartes who's swordsman ship is the best in the legion) he had a his company have been fighting along side ferras and the iron hands he ends up sparring and beating the best iron hands legionaries one after an other (the man is literally the perfect astartes) with ferrus ending up saying you need to spar me for embarrassing my sons he gets his ass kicked. But the ring they spared is the largest in the battleship, so large the emporer's children captain had thought it was meant to be used by dreadnoughts. Rather ferrus built it for when his brothers come visit, he never says which brother he spared in it but in the book he mentions vulkan flat out refused because he was scared he would hurt ferrus by accident (lovable big guy) and we get a flashback on the bridge of the ship with ferrus on the floor shaking seeing stars then looking up to dorn who has a look of ice cold fury who had also just punched him in the face over his commands
@khylerbane4523
@khylerbane4523 2 года назад
“Wouldn’t be the first time you’ve given such an order, sir.” I seen this several time over the past year, and only just now realized that Custodi was talking about the Thunder Warriors.
@sneakyirishman7090
@sneakyirishman7090 2 года назад
Based on what Boy said about the Black Templars setting up a keep or whatever on each planet they conquer with at least one Chaplain and Apothecary per said keep, it sounds like the Black Templars could have thousands/tens of thousands of Chaplains and Apothecaries since they’ve been going around conquering planets for the past 10k years.
@seand.g423
@seand.g423 2 года назад
Yeah... Helbrecht is about as much of a CHAPTERmaster as Gulliman...
@Kuolonen
@Kuolonen 2 года назад
It's great to see you react to the TTS podcasts but every time I see it I am reminded that we have entered the darkest timeline where TTS is ended. Sadmood.
@Nothinglikeagoodnut
@Nothinglikeagoodnut 2 года назад
Have faith in SkellyLord! For the Alfa Legion!
@Cirac1
@Cirac1 2 года назад
They'll be back
@scar445
@scar445 2 года назад
"I AM CRUSADING INWARDLY!!!!" also, when your living conitions are as terrible as they are, procreation is pretty much the last joy left
@billmaster1157
@billmaster1157 2 года назад
Next…Inquisitor Draco by Ian Watson… *who knows Ian? Maybe this is my next movie*
@MrHellsing76
@MrHellsing76 2 года назад
Loyalist marines Hate the MInotaurs, because they exist solely to punish *mostly* if not outright loyal chapters on the orders of the High Lord.....kinda like when they sided with the rebellious former high lords against Guilliaman, the Imperial Fists, Terra, and the Custodes. Nothing but the jackboots of the High Lords, Waah!
@darkdialga777
@darkdialga777 2 года назад
note to self, barbecue the Minotaurs.
@hunter5822
@hunter5822 2 года назад
1:02:40 it’s cause that custodese has a crush on Magnus and is seeing the hypocrisy in the emperor chastising the black Templar for hating psychers despite the council of Nikia.
@ArcaneMaiden
@ArcaneMaiden Год назад
Fun fact: They're an item IRL ^^
@berilsevvalbekret772
@berilsevvalbekret772 Год назад
​@@ArcaneMaiden what?! Zegram and the custodes VA???!!
@ArcaneMaiden
@ArcaneMaiden Год назад
@@berilsevvalbekret772 Well, so it seems? Some people told me it was a joke slash reversal of roles; Magnus & Kitten/Repulsion, Markus & Kitten/Attraction (TTS v H:TP), but some says legit, so ionno :p But, Custodisi x Magnus, IS, the item, not Kitten x Magnus (just to clarify ^^)
@Test-me4yi
@Test-me4yi 2 года назад
I today got recommended a video of your channel and even though i've watched all of TTS, i just started to watch it "with you" again and i'm having more fun than watching it for the first time. Your videos make me feel like i'm chilling in my livingroom with a friend (like one used to do before holy terra got hit by nurgle's rot). Thank you for that feeling, i really missed it. Keep up your great work. Greetings from Germany
@luckyflynt1646
@luckyflynt1646 2 года назад
May I recommend Baldermort's lore video about Sigismund, the founder of the Black Templars? There has never been a marine more metal than Sigismund
@ablacktemplar1971
@ablacktemplar1971 2 года назад
Good, acknowledge our great founder.
@seand.g423
@seand.g423 2 года назад
Or OMR's 5-minute lore vid
@spaceviking2425
@spaceviking2425 2 года назад
I highly recommended you read up on the Space Guppy´s of Doom (Carcharodon astra) and Space Leonidas and his Bois (Minotaurs). They are not so much so much on the Holesome side like Slamanders or Lamenters, but rather the how fast do you want other Marines dead. Also the Chaptermasters are both on, at least my, list of the top 5 strongest/badass Marines in the Imperium.
@bthsr7113
@bthsr7113 2 года назад
I mean, the Red Wake's size and armor alone are highly notable.
@Nothinglikeagoodnut
@Nothinglikeagoodnut 2 года назад
Finally, Linkin Loyalists! Also Carcharadon Astra (Space Sharks) are definitely a Rip and Tear kind of Chapter. If you weren't a Salamander, you'd be a perfect fit for their Chapter Master. Also please, react to Vostroyan Charge, preferably during Christmas time
@dernordwind8728
@dernordwind8728 2 года назад
Yes! Waited for you to do this! Love your Videos!
@sneakyirishman7090
@sneakyirishman7090 2 года назад
Omg. Finally. I’ve been waiting to see your reaction to this for awhile now. It’s so good!
@theemperorofmankind7706
@theemperorofmankind7706 2 года назад
FINALLY, I'VE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS
@psychomrw
@psychomrw 2 года назад
When everyone realizes what the next voxcast is, you can't help but feel sorry for anyone reacting to it.
@jacthing1
@jacthing1 2 года назад
But at the same time looking forward to thier reaction to said podcast. Or at least I enjoy watching people's reaction
@seand.g423
@seand.g423 2 года назад
@@jacthing1 I think you just managed to unsettle Slaanesh Herself...
@Caercutta30
@Caercutta30 2 года назад
I love it! You're amused And suffer at the same time.
@hypno-trash6067
@hypno-trash6067 2 года назад
cant wait for Drago
@bthsr7113
@bthsr7113 2 года назад
Up next we have.... something very... special Also a new podcast format which I feel may actually be an improvement for people who are watching instead of just listen8ng.
@souless08
@souless08 9 дней назад
Your face is your shield! and my head is heresy and stripper guy going on his k1ll the normals rant were all pure gold... This was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Even the wife was in tears watching this. We have watching this vox cast a good dozen times and still die every time
@ThePellefantman
@ThePellefantman 2 года назад
yes finally! I thought youd stopped watching these from trauma related to the last episode
@xenomemphate
@xenomemphate 2 года назад
Could you imagine what this episode would have been like without Emps breaking the profanity filter in the last one?
@onlyonewhyphy
@onlyonewhyphy 2 года назад
Wtf..... are you going Ginger?! Souless 😂
@jimthee629
@jimthee629 2 года назад
Nice work on your black templar piece
@ablacktemplar1971
@ablacktemplar1971 2 года назад
Just what I need
@gatsby3416
@gatsby3416 2 года назад
Awesome artwork!
@jtfbreedlove
@jtfbreedlove 2 года назад
Greasy salmon on bread was Helbrecht's gene seed contaminated with Dalek DNA or something, his poor va must not have been able to talk for days after this. Also condolences in advance for having to listen to the insult to literary works that's up next.
@DM-Oz
@DM-Oz 3 месяца назад
This episode made me love Karstodes, as much of a dick he is, he was the one custodes to keep his head in place.
@tylermanning2781
@tylermanning2781 Год назад
When will we get reactions to the remaining voxcasts?
@bitemyshinymetalass7393
@bitemyshinymetalass7393 2 года назад
oh the next one is the ...cursed one.
@maeschder
@maeschder 2 года назад
Gussy...
@iamafuckingfailure
@iamafuckingfailure 2 года назад
@@maeschder *NOOOOOOO*
@logangrimnar3800
@logangrimnar3800 2 года назад
The audio of the videos your playing is always a little low. Maybe it's just me, but I had to download a an amplifier app and still have to max my headphones to hear what your watching, but then turn i have them down when you start talking. Its like listening to CBS in the 🇺🇸. Still love your videos.
@ArcaneMaiden
@ArcaneMaiden Год назад
...been comparing you & Old Man Reacts on your TTS journey, but something's been bothering me: _Wen Draco TTS?_
@SirMarshalHaig
@SirMarshalHaig 2 года назад
Watching Helsreach after this is hillarious.
@Luvias0415
@Luvias0415 2 года назад
I love Dadornable!
@LordAlania
@LordAlania 2 года назад
Nice reaction, only one final podcast to go! Inquisitor Draco if you are interested
@b3rz3rk3r9
@b3rz3rk3r9 10 месяцев назад
11:23 Given how bad Terran living conditions are (Ironic given how it's their holy planet, almost similar to how the Abrahamic faiths have tragically left our Holy Land of Jerusalem run to tatters), I would be tempted to agree. However, studies show that more modernized and industrial nations have lower birth rates than areas with less development or in constant strife. For example, Birth rates in Northern Africa* and the Arabic Peninsula as a whole are much higher than birth rates in both Mainland Asia and North America. Probably a thing to do with culture as well, since birth rates in Industrial America in the 1880's were drastically better than they are now, where the US is currently seeing a near drastic drop in birth rates in recent years. Same with Japan, where rates in the Meiji Era were comparatively healthy to Japan's near extinction level replacement rates right now. Could be a number of factors that can affect replacement rate fluctuations, such as cultural ties access to information about safe sex, difficulty in survival numbers, and probably general living conditions overall. KLnowing this, I'm honestly not surprised that Terran humans' diet consists of their fellow man. Tragic, but believable *Correction: I meant Western Africa in reference to the amount of military strife present in the region. I apologize for the incorrect information.
@revantobias8567
@revantobias8567 2 года назад
I don't think sigismund did anything wrong or worthy to deserve dorns scorn. why does dorn dislike Sigismund so?
@TheWeekendWarrior99
@TheWeekendWarrior99 2 года назад
Spoilers: . Sigismund had disobeyed a direct order from Dorn during HH because Euphrati Keeler shared with him a premonition of his death if he were to obey Rogal. Even though Euphrati saved Sigismund’s life, Dorn still hated the fact that his 1st Capt obeyed the orders of a ‘manifestation of superstition’ over his own primarch. In Warhawk, Sigismund was still Dorn’s favourite. He was ‘disowned’ so that he can be free to do as he pleased in terms of service to the Throne and Humanity.
@revantobias8567
@revantobias8567 2 года назад
@@TheWeekendWarrior99 okay, thanks.
@mysteriousfletcher9838
@mysteriousfletcher9838 2 года назад
One reason Sigismund believed in religious prophecies and dorn born and raised on a planet of extreme atheists were ashamed (probably another reason he hates the black templars because their one of the most religious legions)
@TheMaypo2
@TheMaypo2 Год назад
Dude, you need to get your volumes adjusted properly. you voice blasts ,then the video you are showing is barely able to be heard.
@mattroxursoul
@mattroxursoul 2 года назад
The whole 1,000 chapters have always seemed really dumb to me. When you start looking at the size of battles and stuff even though GW sucks at that too. Those numbers would be way to small and take forever to fix. Look at the dead of bigger wars on earth and they are gigantic number. Hive worlds that supposedly host like 100 billion or something should have death tolls closer to multi billions than low ball millions. One of the major cause of death during wars is supply line failures. If a huge hive world incapable of growing food was invaded the supply line would be attacked and you could easily have half the population flat out starve, and then riot.
@AJZulu
@AJZulu 2 года назад
Waaaaagh!
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