If the NFL Was Scripted: Free Agency

Подписаться 705 тыс.

Просмотров 391 тыс.

50% 1

It's been a chaotic week in the NFL as Free Agency mixed up just about every team. From Kirk Cousins, to Justin Fields, to the Cowboys doing nothing, let's see how it was all planned.
March Fundraiser Link: gofund.me/5d76...
Subscribe!
DONATIONS DURING STREAM: streamlabs.com...
Patreon: / tomgrossicomedy
MERCH:
tom-grossi.cre...
Use promo code: TOMGROSSI to save $20 on your next ticket purchase from SeatGeek.
Fan mail:
PO Box 614
Jefferson Valley, NY 10535
Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @tomgrossicomedy

Опубликовано:

24 сен 2024

Ссылка:

Скачать:

Готовим ссылку...

Добавить в:

Мой плейлист

Посмотреть позже

Комментарии : 1,1 тыс.

@matthewstevens9723 6 месяцев назад

"Don't forget the comma." Spoken like a former teacher 😂

@SkunkApe407 6 месяцев назад

I'm willing to bet that Dallas fans are intentionally omitting the comma, and for good reason.😂

@ashleighelizabeth5916 6 месяцев назад

@@SkunkApe407 I was just about to say without the comma works too. No lube even!

@SkunkApe407 6 месяцев назад

@@ashleighelizabeth5916 Jerry wants some glory hole!🤣

@이혜숙-l3f 6 месяцев назад

"Don't forget the comma...or it may end up a colon!

@outsideropinion6561 6 месяцев назад

That's comedy gold

@radpanda25x44 6 месяцев назад

The Strouds better not blow up my house after their free agency 💀

@radpanda25x44 6 месяцев назад

Update: They did not 😅

@ColeridgeProd. 6 месяцев назад

Don’t worry, we will😊

@RedKingdom28 6 месяцев назад

Don’t forget a ,

@Helldiver_M1 6 месяцев назад

Enjoy the upcoming end season collapse strouds. Glitter kitties will go meow

@mysteriousviper8 6 месяцев назад

@@radpanda25x44 Yet...

@ZalymBiscayn 6 месяцев назад

"So say the Strouds." --Needs to be on a T-Shirt

@timothydrummond3097 6 месяцев назад

This is the way

@mattryan7124 6 месяцев назад

So let it be said, so let it be done.

@keithunderwood8803 6 месяцев назад

Yes

@davidlaush180 6 месяцев назад

"So say we all!" ~Strouds, probably

@warlordofbritannia 6 месяцев назад

“Our name is Legion, for we are many.”

@marlisegillett5513 6 месяцев назад

*mumble mumble*Chiefs get a wide receiver*mumble mumble* 🤣

@keithjohnson7893 6 месяцев назад

Here’s for hoping Hollywood remembers the Ratbird sleeper code like Flacco did

@pebble100c 6 месяцев назад

Some unknown talent, LOL! I thought the scriptwriter was a Chiefs fan 😅.

@Deltasquad382943 6 месяцев назад

@@pebble100cMahomes gonna find a way to turn him into a great receiver somehow, I’m betting my life savings on this

@mizzoumade7508 6 месяцев назад

Kc will be fine. 3peat

@voss9842 6 месяцев назад

Got him on a 1-year. I think they’re gonna get the best football Hollywood’s got.

@PropagandaInc.-te7yv 6 месяцев назад

"I'm tired, boss." -Panthers fans watching Tepper trade everything they hold dear away

@pbmpharmacist 6 месяцев назад

Get ready to watch Dionte Johnson run backwards

@ShadowSoccerAddict 6 месяцев назад

“Well that’s just too damn bad!!”

@psyburn21 6 месяцев назад

Yeah, not this Panthers fan. Loving the off-season so far.

@alext5340 6 месяцев назад

@@ShadowSoccerAddict you beat me too it.

@AveryA-vn8qk 6 месяцев назад

How!? I'm a falcons fan and i feel bad for ya'll. Losing Burns for a pack of peanuts and a late round pick! Getting Dionate Johnson?@@psyburn21

@kangZ_94 6 месяцев назад

“We’re onto reconstruction” banger throwaway line 😂😂😂

@kurtwicklund8901 6 месяцев назад

Yes very cuts two ways.

@christopherconard2831 6 месяцев назад

Reconstruction, like rebuilding. Like the rebuilding year the Bears had in 2001, and 2002, 2003, 2004,........

@Mastrivy 6 месяцев назад

@@christopherconard2831like a reference to US historyn the thing Tom taught. Civil war then reconstruction after it ended

@Artiegus 6 месяцев назад

Goated

@Hiccuple 6 месяцев назад

Best line. I'm still laughing and cracking up at that one.

@ChadHennegoat1015 6 месяцев назад

Bro if the Texans end up winning the SB it's going to be the most hilarious shit ever because of this series

@gohawks3571 6 месяцев назад

The scriptwriter is real!😱😂

@ryanney4762 6 месяцев назад

No, it’s gonna be funny if Stroud would get hurt, or if they would miss a playoffs. Remember what he said back doing individual round script,wrighter

@sancho1496 6 месяцев назад

superbowl review video of a matchup between strouds x packers in wich the strouds end up losing to Jordan Love would be awesome

@dusk112 6 месяцев назад

It would be funny if the Texans regressed since it would mean Scriptwriter punishes the Strouds for pushing him too far

@mizzoumade7508 6 месяцев назад

They'd have to make it past kc. They don't have nearly enough talent on that roster to make up for the coach/qb disparity alone. Let alone the rest of the roster. Too one-sided across the board unless mahomes goes down

@3AHoles 6 месяцев назад

I love that the Eagles got Barkley by just saying it.

@jefftezos 6 месяцев назад

I didnt catch that at first 😂

@mattcohn7882 6 месяцев назад

He's not the same after the ACL is injury..but he is still effective

@animationstation1005 5 месяцев назад

Just sucks it costed losing Reddick...

@3AHoles 5 месяцев назад

@@animationstation1005 Nah we lost Reddick because Reddick wanted a ton more than the Eagles wanted to pay. So they moved on. I would have kept him for this year but maybe it seemed like he was going to be a pain for them.

@minhduong1484 6 месяцев назад

Don't forget a comma. 😜. For those that don't know. Skip Bayless posted on Twitter: "All in, my ass" to which Rich Eisen responded, "I thank the comma for its service."

@MichaelJW72 6 месяцев назад

There’s nothing to be added to that.

@AzureRaven2 6 месяцев назад

Holy shit I didn't know Rich did that, he's the best lol

@grbmajor6645 6 месяцев назад

Thank you. I didn't get that. Whew!!!

@outsideropinion6561 6 месяцев назад

Good work Mr eisen

@taari1 6 месяцев назад

Rich Eisen is just one of us.

@Mr.X2188 6 месяцев назад

"All in, my a**" I wish I was half as strong as that comma.

@ashleighwillis8564 6 месяцев назад

Made me laugh 😅😅

@johnbox271 6 месяцев назад

I kind of wonder if Jerry Jones didn't forget the comma when it come to Cowboy fans.

@gohawks3571 6 месяцев назад

If that comma was a person, he needs to be in the O line🤣

@ashleighwillis8564 6 месяцев назад

Comma for President.

@ChaossX77 6 месяцев назад

Thank you for censoring ass.

@JSZ0729 6 месяцев назад

The strouds being the scriptwriter had me in lols

@CheneNri 6 месяцев назад

*coughs* “Chiefs get a wide receiver” I see the scriptwriter has already placed a bet on the Chiefs’ 3peat

@stillatwork 6 месяцев назад

If the chiefs win again, this will be the first scene of the flashback of how he planned it all from the beginning.

@spidamitchell8311 6 месяцев назад

They had rice and kelce while not great is better than what some other teams have and Mahomes gets paid as much as he does to be able to play well despite not having elite players (Herbert and Kyler and other can’t justify their contract same with hurts who underperformed with elite players which is why he shouldn’t have been paid)

@DCReal93 6 месяцев назад

I’m dead he said don’t forget a comma 💀😂 @Tom Grossi thank you for making me laugh today

@edwardrhoads7283 6 месяцев назад

I think the cowboys forgot the comma...

@ruthjohnson4380 6 месяцев назад

I desperately needed a laugh today. That was hilarious. 😂

@jenniferwood3643 6 месяцев назад

I laughed extra hard when you snapped your fingers at “He’s a Jet”. ‘When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way…’

@andrewpalmer1873 6 месяцев назад

😂😂😂

@mag1ckyle799 6 месяцев назад

Aaron Rodgers would like a word with you

@jenniferwood3643 6 месяцев назад

@@mag1ckyle799 he just needs to work on his show tunes. How is he at harmonizing?

@mag1ckyle799 6 месяцев назад

@@jenniferwood3643 Him and RFK Jr. make a good duo I hear. RFK is the baritone while Aaron Rodgers hits the high notes.

@jenniferwood3643 6 месяцев назад

@@mag1ckyle799 😆 😆

@thomasboaz9950 6 месяцев назад

"Back to the screaming street " 😂😂

@Jack22024 6 месяцев назад

I will now forever refer to the Titans as Tits

@patrickvolk7031 6 месяцев назад

Myron Cope in Pittsburgh called them the Tennessee Tuxedos. If you remember early 70's Hanna-Barbera. Yes the tits have been out for a while.

@edrew9975 6 месяцев назад

Us Jags fans have been calling them that for years 😂

@TheShinyFeraligatr 6 месяцев назад

I mean, Bud Adams absolutely was one.

@OmegaReconGaming 6 месяцев назад

Just like the bengals are the bungles.

@MaXiMoS54 6 месяцев назад

I usually called them the titties

@cryptic2040 6 месяцев назад

That comma holds the weight of two continents

@D_Trade 6 месяцев назад

"So say the Strouds" 😂😂😂

@michaelplantarich3375 6 месяцев назад

The Strouds hijacking the writer role was the best possible way that could've started 🤣🤣🤣

@Nightenstaff 6 месяцев назад

The Green Bay cry should have continued on for the remainder of the skit =)

@phoenixDARKprince 6 месяцев назад

As a Bears fan, I approve this message.

@jasonj3752 6 месяцев назад

@@phoenixDARKprince This Vikings Fan also approves of this message

@siaroche8016 6 месяцев назад

As a Lions fan I also approve this message

@Dr.Spatula 6 месяцев назад

As someone who lives in the Midwest and refuses to be a fan of the north, I also approve of this message

@nuhuh4564 6 месяцев назад

I... hate... all of you (Packer's fan)

@josh678595 6 месяцев назад

I like how he had to sneak "the Chiefs get a wide receiver" by them so they didn't freak out

@lakeozarkrei3767 6 месяцев назад

😅👍

@three-moons6036 6 месяцев назад

As a Steelers fan “Idk what’s happening but I think I like it” is pretty accurate.

@peteryoung2325 6 месяцев назад

My dad and I both agreed we were neutral on the next season a week ago. Now we're excited to see how things go.

@lagiax9668 6 месяцев назад

It’s a nice change of pace to see things actually happening

@x_Laki_x 6 месяцев назад

Strouds Pastor: “So say the Strouds” Strouds fans: “And may the Stroud be with you”

@brentaughe7539 6 месяцев назад

Live Strouds and Prosper Resisting the Strouds is Futile Danger Strouds Danger Let’s make sure history never forget the name, Strouds

@SonicSlicer 6 месяцев назад

I liken the Strouds to the Borg: We are the Strouds, we will add your offensive and defensive distinctiveness to our own. Your fanbases will adapt to service us, resistance is futile.

@ElizabethRMarquardt 6 месяцев назад

@@SonicSlicer😂

@paulstroud9686 6 месяцев назад

Glory To Stroudonia!

@midnightrose124 6 месяцев назад

"He's a Jet" *snap snap* LMAO... 😂

@JNB0723 6 месяцев назад

Miami gotta switch to sharks over dolphins so the Jets vs Sharks rivalry can begin.

@brendonbuffaloe8830 6 месяцев назад

What are the snaps referencing? I didn’t catch that part

@phile5437 6 месяцев назад

🎵Tonight, the Jets are gonna have their way.🎵

@phile5437 6 месяцев назад

West side story@@brendonbuffaloe8830

@JNB0723 6 месяцев назад

@@brendonbuffaloe8830 West Side Story

@berlyn3014 6 месяцев назад

"Don't forget a comma." hahahaha that got me good. I've got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

@spidamitchell8311 6 месяцев назад

That was funny and it took a second lol

@auglesher4115 6 месяцев назад

Panning back to the hopeful Cowboys fan every now and then just to tell them at the end that Jerry did nothing was so entertaining 😂

@lyndon4010 6 месяцев назад

It always amazes me how good these are.... like i've been a fan for years and all, but the "if the NFL was scripted" series is freakin frackin genius

@avnn.1851 6 месяцев назад

So you don’t like the “if the nfl was scripted” series? I think you need a comma after “all” lolol

@lyndon4010 6 месяцев назад

@@avnn.1851 thank you grammar police. Forgive my infraction.

@Wico90YT 6 месяцев назад

Worlds most powerful comma All in, my ass

@areader8303 6 месяцев назад

Jerry Jones forgot the comma and just went with the semicolon

@mkadoza 6 месяцев назад

That Bears Civil War to Reconstruction joke..... *Chefs Kiss* Your social studies teacher is showing =)

@theironcross2933 6 месяцев назад

"Don't forget a comma" 💀

@Shawnvapor-un8dk 6 месяцев назад

This is about to be a good one

@negate3 6 месяцев назад

The script meetings are easily some of the best NFL content on here.

@tkurz3071 6 месяцев назад

Everyone working to improve their offense this offseason, except the Cowboys...and the Lions are building their wall of defense. Its going to be a fun year.

@JBG1968 6 месяцев назад

Steelers doin both

@josephpayton7522 6 месяцев назад

Walls crumble

@tauken83 6 месяцев назад

I thought the seahawks had a bad free agency... then i look at the cowboys.

@independentaquaman7424 6 месяцев назад

*Detroit Lions* : MUAHAHAHAHA!!! 😈

@josephpayton7522 6 месяцев назад

@@independentaquaman7424 Packers cut their best running back and have 6 high tier wrs. The Bears go get Keenan Allen, and the Vikings have Justin Jefferson. Meanwhile the Detroit Lions are selling out to stop the run. Lol. Maybe try having a competent safety back there. Might help you make up for all the wasted resources on the run WALL. 🤣🤣🤣

@psychomachia 2 дня назад

I didn't think this could get any better - and then I watched the Vikings take on the Texans. Now it's just sublime.

@debbaedke3170 6 месяцев назад

Love the Strouds-Scriptwriter creating chaos as only they can! 😂

@ejd53 6 месяцев назад

"Back to the screaming street": As a Titans fan, I still love it. Can't wait for the draft, and I really don't care about the draft. 🤣🤣🤣

@frankielasvegas5756 6 месяцев назад

Except the Packers were there first.

@Foley02 6 месяцев назад

I like a lot of your jokes... but "Don't forget a comma!" Is your best. 🤣

@db212006 6 месяцев назад

It's not his. It's from Skip Bayless.

@Foley02 6 месяцев назад

@@db212006 No, it's not. I refuse to like anything Skip Bayless says. And yes, I did look it up... but I can't enjoy something Skip Bayless says. That's rule number 1. So, he didn't say it! 😆

@16bitSteven 6 месяцев назад

@@db212006actually the pointing out of the comma was Rich Eisen commenting on a Skip Bayless post. Rich Eisen made that joke, not Skip.

@M_JW 12 часов назад

Little did we know that this was an unintentional case of foreshadowing

@scottcarter8864 6 месяцев назад

Welcome back, Scriptwriter. We missed you.

@Shawnvapor-un8dk 6 месяцев назад

I miss him too

@CinciHawks 6 месяцев назад

Sand

@theoneandonlymasterjosh2912 6 месяцев назад

Actually it’s the strouds They took over being the script writer

@rokumaygo7134 6 месяцев назад

Lamar Jackson and Dereck Henry on the same team….I feel a disturbance in the force…we all should be afraid, very afraid.

@TheBandit025Nova 6 месяцев назад

More like Return of the Jedi because Roger Goodell needs to stop making Chiefs win we know Goodell was kissing Lamar Hunt’s butt back in the day

@cstains5543 6 месяцев назад

Until one or both go down to injury. It's the Ravens way!

@wawalan1 6 месяцев назад

Except for the Chiefs.

@CoreyPoulin-u4n 6 месяцев назад

Gonna need to finish off the full roster before considering 2 elite RBs a winning strategy

@AspirantVeeVee 6 месяцев назад

don't get your hopes up, Lamar is getting traded to the steelers for a 3rd🤣

@LeftSinkHandle 6 месяцев назад

If Hollywood had the scriptwriters the NFL had, Star Wars would have a 3rd trilogy

@fredcasdensworld 6 месяцев назад

Wait.... Star Wars had a 3rd trilogy....

@Orphim 6 месяцев назад

@@fredcasdensworld Nah, it had 2 and a really bad fanfic trilogy.

@kaios26k90 6 месяцев назад

I am always here for Disney Star Wars catching strays

@JT-ii9qn 6 месяцев назад

Go Chiefs!!! Poor Cowboys. Nice Skip call out.

@zekethebassman 6 месяцев назад

I like that the "Screaming Street" is a new recurring bit. I do miss the Toaster Bath bit though...

@mikedelvalle931 6 месяцев назад

I love the snapping after Jet. Nice reference.

@ljec1991 6 месяцев назад

“Cowboys, you lose Vander Esch to medical retirement.” In all serious, that really sucks. Best of luck to him.

@TheCRKShow 6 месяцев назад

Josh Jacob and Aaron Jones we have the best backfield in the league, we are going to the Super… Aaron Jones is going to the Vikings. NOOOOOO!!! 🤣😂

@ocularzombie6679 6 месяцев назад

A soul for a soul... or in this case, a King for a Queen.

@VikingHawk125 6 месяцев назад

Your Vikings reactions were exactly what my mom's side of the family were going through. Your Packers reactions were what my dad's side felt. Every day for the last week is just an entire family bullying each other while my weirdo Lions fan of a brother fueling the fire for both sides.

@OmegaReconGaming 6 месяцев назад

I love this series. It perfectly describes the NFL. Chaos. Just pure chaos.

@terryschiller2625 6 месяцев назад

All in my AZZ! Don't forget the comma! World class!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jasonbrad3194 6 месяцев назад

This is amazing! Strouds is your greatest bit ever! Love it so much!!

@goldenageofdinosaurs7192 6 месяцев назад

See you for the draft, everybody!

@landmaster117 6 месяцев назад

I think the Script Writer addition to your content was ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC AND INCREDIBLE

@williamwinner4234 6 месяцев назад

"Didn't forget a comma"!!!? 😂😂😂😂

@Kangaroo-Bob 6 месяцев назад

I hope there's a part 2 to this. Free agency for the dolphins was wild

@mariojimenez227 6 месяцев назад

Sneaking in the chiefs gettinga wr was funny, like it isn't a big deal lol

@vikingmonkey6391 6 месяцев назад

Loving the screaming street

@LeiasStandIn 6 месяцев назад

Glossed over that Chiefs signing I see 🤣

@Dr.Spatula 6 месяцев назад

It's only Hollywood brown. Honestly, not with making a big deal over

@SycoticForeverNeverAF 6 месяцев назад

@@Dr.SpatulaYou poor sweet summer child. When will you learn to stop doubting the chiefs lmao. They just won the sb with a bottom 5 wr corpes and no deep threat. Brown is the best wr mahomes has had since tyreek left lmao

@Dr.Spatula 6 месяцев назад

@@SycoticForeverNeverAF You throating them so hard the air must not be getting to your brain. I said fuck all about how well they will perform and Brown is no better than Juju. That's why it's not worth making a big deal out of. Kelce will still be WR1

@nickrowe4584 6 месяцев назад

@@Dr.Spatula Rice will be WR1

@justinsundstrom8976 6 месяцев назад

Thank you, script writer, for making me lose hope in the Chargers season before it even began.

@jasondyrkacz8270 4 месяца назад

As a Bears fan, thanks for Keenan Allen.

@johns9652 6 месяцев назад

Cowboys; All in my arse! Scriptwriter, Don't forget the comma! LMAO!

@JoseLopez-oz5tn 6 месяцев назад

Probably my favorite script so far

@DK-dm6ko 6 месяцев назад

Lore implication: the robe holds the power not the individual

@whitetailhuntress979 6 месяцев назад

Slightly disappointed there wasn’t a bills fan sobbing in the corner about the cap.

@tarbender1979 6 месяцев назад

I love this too much!

@owenloveridge279 6 месяцев назад

Must of hurt with that Aaron Jones bit 😂

@jasondyrkacz8270 4 месяца назад

Tom wasn't acting there.

@griffins750 6 месяцев назад

Fantastic! Loved the reconstruction joke! 😂

@amkelly81 6 месяцев назад

Aaron Jones 😭 Still feeling that scream in my heart 😭

@jml5100 6 месяцев назад

"Don't forget a comma" !!!😂😂 Had to stifle my laughing to keep from waking up the kids

@tysonmaddox1090 6 месяцев назад

Thank you strouds for creating enough chaos for us to get saquan🙏🏾

@MontanaXgaming 6 месяцев назад

Hey Tom another banger video sorry haven’t been able to watch you and your streams in a while will make sure to get caught up lol

@hiddentrack1701 6 месяцев назад

"Don't forget a comma" is the funniest thing I've heard in ages.

@knixonplayz 4 месяца назад

My reaction when i realized Aaron Jones is on the vikings 4:05

@JPS47 6 месяцев назад

Just in time for this. The Strouds are getting a new look

@ironyusedincorrectly 6 месяцев назад

I like to think after the meeting Washington shows up and the writer just hands off a pile of papers: "Here, you sign everybody. Have fun."

@rowdyharger2799 6 месяцев назад

Damn dude you've come along way. I think your script skits one of your best. SKOL

@defender2222 6 месяцев назад

The Lions would like to thank the Strouds for making sure we had a pretty good free agency. It is very much appreciated

@tlrush2 6 месяцев назад

One of the best yet!! My robe!?!

@ThrupleQuashimodo 6 месяцев назад

The comma is very important.

@johnfun3394 6 месяцев назад

I’m laughing all the way back to a 3 Peet! It feels good to be me. Chiefs!

@jacksonschieber7708 6 месяцев назад

“And think that they are getting Sneed from the Chiefs” I want to die

@Dozav7 6 месяцев назад

My favorite part 😂

@johnharlan2310 6 месяцев назад

I got to say this is one of my favorite short skits😂😂😂 thank you, and I can't wait to see draft one or any other for that matter😂😂😂

@Rangers_On_Top 6 месяцев назад

cowboys: hit me who do we get? let me see here oh you signed eric hendricks!

@DarkcIoud1111. 6 месяцев назад

I thought the Script Writer was going to say he lost the page with all the things the Cowboys were going to do; then at the very end find it, but decide it's too late now.