If the 2024 NFL Draft Was Scripted 

Such a polite little pat on the head

That killed me

I lost it with that😂😂😂

The first time the Cowboys have been called champ in about 30 years

There can never be enough shade thrown at the Cowboys.

Please please please

Or the Premier League script writer so we can hear his English accent.

Leafs Grossi would be doing the street scream every April

A video of the script writers conference would be epic

Impossible, as they don't exist.

Bears was bang on. Caleb, Rome, everything else is kinda irrelevant. Also Tory Taylor is a BEAST!

Boy was casually punting 70 yards when they showed the highlights.

That punter is legit terrifying though. He won Iowa dozens of games with his leg.

@@dannichols5010 Ya man. People sleeping on the punter.

they'd have a hangdog expression on their face for sure...too soon?

Scriptwriter Lore is...inevitable.

I personally would like to thank the nba scriptwriter for letting the t wolves be elite

@@Jj2kallday I would like to second that statement

I'd have loved to see the Nba scriptwriter during the Warriors vs. Cavs days

As a Maple Leafs fan I'm not fond of the NHL scriptwriter.

“Son of a b****!!!!!”

Business is about to pick up!!!

"This is gonna be a real Slobber Knocker!"

UNBELIEVABLE

I'm sad no one went through the Spanish announcer table.

Same with us chargers

About time! I might actually draft a steelers rb in fantasy football lol

I am convinced the state of Pennsylvania made a devil pact with the scriptwriter.

You guys had a helluva good draft... Roman Wilson is going to be a thorn in our ass.

It's going to be fun to laugh at the broncos when Russell Wilson looks really good alongside a great defense and running game. It has been known to happen.

As a Bears fan ,thank you for not taking Rome.

The script writer hates us. Why do we give away worthy to the kingdom and draft some goofball who runs as fast as a paraplegic bowling ball

​@PennyDreadfulllXIII you really seem down on Coleman, is it just because of his 40 time?

@@irshkashirkle that and because he's not Xavier worthy snd I know he's gonna be terrible. The next Sidney rice

@PennyDreadfulllXIII you do know that 40 times have next to no correlation on the quality of a receiver, right? Worthy may be fast, but he also weighs 165lbs and could very well be jammed at the line. We also don't necessarily need a speedy receiver considering Samuels ran a 4.31. For all we know, worthy ends up being the next John Ross, and Coleman becomes the next DeAndre Hopkins (4.57 40 time). And even if he ends up being fast, we play in the same division as the dolphins who have some of the fastest players in the league, and we still sweep them.

Nice

Excellent lol

Oh, yeah!

Lol

That’s a brilliant line that absolutely should have made it in.

Maybe the Mega Powers will explode😂

Same with watching the Falcons step in it with their first pick. Like holy crap!

@@CaptainCarboneOG

@caesaraugustus784 The irony is Cousins is still crying about it. The guy gets 100 million for doing NOTHING for the next two years..

wtf did you think he was going to be? The franchise? He’s 36, extremely likely to retire in 2 years, hence bridge.

@@devinwillis768 there was a question whether he’s 4 year contract would go that long. (That pick almost confirmed it being a 2 year now they have their “future” on the roster)

@@caesaraugustus784 I’m just glad there’s a succession plan after experiencing the Matt Ryan debacle. But unfortunately in today’s market, if you want a reliable vet, you need to spend money.

Them picking Penix felt to me like they were admitting they overpaid Cousins.

Also if you create a baseball script writer can you ask him why he hates the White Sox so much? It’s already hard enough for me being a Bears fan. I’m not going to survive being a White Sox fan too.

Baseball script writer has too many games to effectively script each one. He just does month-by-month arcs. Until September, when he checks to see how many teams are still in contention and then goes series by series (honestly how a lot of fans follow the game). And then, if really close, game by game for the final week and playoffs. Hockey and Basketball script writers work kinda the same way, but they pretty much just mail in the regular season (though the NBA writer seems to care for Christmas), and then start scripting in earnest for the playoffs (cuz most people watch these sports sparingly until the playoffs).

@@flannyfizzle9402 Baseball's script writer's great-grandfather lost everything on the Black Sox World Series, and the family has sworn to never forget it. This included the entire city of Chicago for about seventy-five years, until the old man died in 2004 and they had to put in a temp for a year. Baseball's current script writer was hired in 2006, and has been letting the Cubs win things again, but the family grudge is still there.

>AEW fans Do those exist?

@TheManster22 Yes. However they’re like the Jedi after Order 66.

AEW thats a weird way to spell impact wrestling

@@TheManster22I mean, the promotion’s owner is a complete buffoon who keeps shooting himself in the foot

Unfortunately, you can't. Because WWE Tribalism and AEW Tribalism are so hard-coded into the IWC. They can't be okay with the other having even a modicum of success. I say this as the guy who does everything he can to block out the IWC because it's a cesspool on the level of twitter, I watch AEW and WWE. and my life is better for not engaging with the tribalists.

NHL scriptwriter used to be a goalie, took one too many pucks to the head and before every scriptwriting session, taps both sides of his desk with the pen (mimicking the goalie tapping both sides of the net before play starts) and talks to the desk a'la Patrick Roy talking to the goal posts ("the goal posts are my friends. When that loud clang of a puck ringing the post echos through the arena, acknowledge my friends saved me").

@@CSXIVso he’s a combo of Roy and Eddie Belfour?

Not to mention, the NHL scriptwriter really loves lockouts

So the NFL Script Writer is good friends with Wildflower? 🤔

They made Vegas the obvious Heel.

Atlanta will finish last, deservedly. Panthers, Saints and Bucs finishing higher 😂😂

False​@@kevinuchiha6830

You say that that the falcons didn't get better​@@kevinuchiha6830

​@@kevinuchiha6830I mean even without a first round pick they are probably winning the division this year. It's last year's team put with an actual qb

​@@brubie7584 trust me, saints nation are going to win the division no matter what

Bleeding Eyes Are Recurring Seasonally

@@CardinalSinOfCake Pay All The Refs In Order To Succeed

Taking Every eXtra Available Next Season

Just End The Season

Every Amazing Goated Legend Establishes himself during the Season

To be fair Cousins is 36, he's gone after 2 years. Lol

​@@galianchaos21 I doubt that. I can see him going another 4 at most. Still makes zero sense to pay 180 million (100 million guaranteed) and then draft a QB instead of a receiver

@@jayharv285 Seems to have worked for the Packers ..... (Twice)

@@jayharv285 Well after the Falcons sat through 2 straight years of Mariota, Ridder, and Heinicke I'd double dip too. Lol Plus there was no guarantee that a QB they liked was available at #8. So going after the best QB available in FA while (potentially) securing your future isn't a flashy move, but if Penix works out for them it won't look as stupid as it does today.

Honestly drafting a QB wouldn't have been too crazy if they drafted a 20 year old. 24 is kinda old to sit backup for 4 years

This is him sane?

@@iamskyfallI mean, compared to the time we saw him drunk…

As a chiefs fan and AEW fan I approve

​@@RedKingdom28 Howd you feel about Mahomes bein on Raw

​@@RedKingdom28nice. I'm a Chiefs and AEW fan too. Gunns Up!!!

I popped when I saw him have his neck wrapped up.

Who's House!? That was awesome!

@The-Jokes-on-You nfl on nbc channel covered it.

Naw they done gone and messed with the Stroud's I feel very bad for whoever did that in the draft this year😂

The Strouds sound like a Telltale game character

Don’t forget college football

@@tcodes27how’d I forget college smh🤦‍♂️

He better be named Mark

YESSSSSSSS

HE HEARTED ME

Has got to be a mainstay, fantastic

His name needs to be Mark

Maybe he can bring balance to fans of the top two promotions...

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Right now it’s the Falcons category.

@@jerodgraham6623 The Falcons are just here for a temporary stay. Still impressive that they managed to do something almost as funny as if they had drafted Brock Bowers

Amen to that, stupid cowboys lol That whole organization is being held captive by Jerry and they will be in limbo until the old man releases his grip, which won't happen while he's still alive so... This Philly fan LOVES it hahaha Go Birds 🦅🏈🦅

Incorporating too much of the wrestling stuff is a good way to end the channel's success. You have hundreds of thousands of people who subscribed for NFL content. Now you're going to risk alienating them? If you're so desperate to show your wrestling fandom then make another channel. But some people that are here for NFL content don't want to have to sift through other crap. It's even worse that he's mixing the two now. If this continues I know I can't stay subscribed to Tom, and I'm sure others agree with me.

Or you know… the team that has done it twice already😂😂😂

Forgetting about the Packers. 12-5 Super Bowl win and 10VE MVP

@@deemity7557that wasn’t the Anna Frey revenge run🔥

@@mrvroom188 no but it was the George Kittle revenge run😂😂

@@deemity7557 we don’t talk about that💀

Loved it!

I mean, there are NO fans, so I guess it has to be somebody’s house….

Also, kudos to having the ring announcer named Howard. RIP Howard Finkel.

Falcons picking Penix was smart. Not sure if it will work out the same, but they are attempting to follow the Packers draft and develop strategy.

Worse than losing a 28-3 lead in the Superbowl? 🤔 Asking as a Saints fan 😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡

The strouds will figure out a way to fail this season too, but they still will look better than Dallas. 🤣

please chill im a niners fan.... lmao

Saints winning the division. WHO DAT BABY

The sad part is that penix isn’t a bad pick. Just not a great situation

@@kevinuchiha6830saints suck

Yes. I’m sure the ped0 Snowman has already nose candied up because of it…

You won’t make the playoffs this year

Just think of John Ross and you'll be fine

​@@snapcrackleandpop1714ouch lol