If we had a German Bakery.. 

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With gobby not knowing the difference between the fish and the music term bass, I can imagine her reading “We turned the bass up so high the building shook” and she is sitting there imagining a giant fish flopping around rapidly making the room shake for a solid 5 minutes and then realizing they meant the music term bass

Yay, my ps5 joke got in a video

I like how within two minutes, Ellis admits that he'd be ok with eating nothing but nutrient paste for the rest of his life, then calls Alex an unfeeling robot.

As an italian person, Jonk's spell at minute 6:40 is so majestic that my ears are bleeding

Not even 30 seconds in and Ellis pulls a Jonk

In Poznań we have a restaurnat/bakery called "Gluten Tag" which is funny bcs in polish translation it would be called "Yes to Gluten" :D They have pretty tasty breakfasts

3:49 yeah ok, if Gabby and Jonk ever get a dog, I'm calling PETA... I think they'd appreciate two seasoned employees.

Good lord I remember entering the stream and Jake was speaking Italian I thought I was having a stroke

1:38 It wouldn’t be a WPE video without Jake blowing everyone up.

I cannot believe Gabby hasn't made a 'Beez Nuts' joke yet. :D

7:02 Gabby saying "Bees :D" was so freaking cute

at 7:00 when gabby said "bees :D" i internally cried from how cute it was

That frying pan sound effect made me chuckle maniacally

0:48 is Jake actually says "Redacted" over there?😂

I’m like “how can you survive on just nutrient paste, it has no taste and texture, it’s bad” and then I think “oh they are from UK they are already used to it” XD

Jonk pronouncing "Germany" as "Jiminy" was pretty fucking great. 😂

Being content to eat nutrient paste forever is somehow the most UK thing I’ve ever heard. RUUULE BRITANNIA. AND ALL HER BOILED FOODS 🇬🇧

I love how even though I’ll come home from school balling my eyes out from having a mental breakdown, I watch a single episode of WPE and I’m smiling and laughing. Love y’all’s content 👍

You had me with the German dad joke in the thumbnail.

Another WPE shenanigans compilation I swear I don't think I've ever NOT laughed at when I watched a video from you guys lol

2:40 from the moment Alex understand the weakness of his flesh, it discusted him

If I owned a french bakery in a hospital cafeteria I'd call it "Eau De Pain"

A bakery in Germany would be gluten tag while a bakery in france would be jonk’s pain offering

For the WPE-staff: If you're sitting on a horse and it's tired. You're riding a bike. Wonderful day to all of you goofballs. ^^

There have been a fair few attempts to produce nutrient powders or pastes. Back in 2016, the best known attempt at this was Soylent, which had been started in 2013 by Rob Rhinehart. Rob Rhinehart was quoted as saying “I hypothesised that the body doesn’t need food itself, merely the chemicals and elements it contains.”

As an experienced migraine man thats basically what it sounds like

Siren island reminded of Gabby learning to sing in Sims😅

As a software developer from the UK, I say "bay-tah" and rhyme it with "day-tah" because it sounds more professional. Despite the UK pronunciation being "bee-tah", the same as the Greek pronunciation.

6:49 🎶 he put a spell on yooooou so now subscribe 🎶

0:33 I can say with confidence this is what a migraine would sound like

damn this was fun to watch on a thursday morning

After that butchering of my ears that was Jonk trying to speak Italian, I'll drink ethanol and light myself on fire Love y'all and your Vids, guys ❤❤❤

I like that with the lack of Cath their likeliness of getting cathed has been reduced by 65%.

8:20 whats this game called?

2:50 what is name of the game please??

Only jake would "accidentally" shoot a robot dog with a 50 cal

Gabby say something Gabby: BEES! :D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVED Alex’s joke about the German bakery 😂😂😂😂

Gluten tag is serious a genious name for a bakery in Germany. Great idea Gabby/Cath.

0:18 and he calls them incompetent lol

"Did you just kill yourself?" "I pressed the wrong button." Ellis just pulled a Jonk.

3:05 he went full registeel

Like my German barber, Herr Cutt

Every gaming channel ever: "Wait this game has a tutorial?"

I love how one does a thing and everyone goes dumb goblin mode immediately

Gluten Tag is such a good joke.

I watch these videos with my girlfriend, and she asked near the end of this one, after already watching fucktons of videos, "...Why is he Jonk?" And this could easily be understood as either an philosophical, maybe even existential question, or a more literal question. Although upon further discussion, she does in fact mean, "Why is he called Jonk?" rather than, "Why do Jonk do what Jonk do?" My best attempt at an answer is, "Because his name is Jake, and he's a little bit jonky." I would greatly appreciate an official answer to both the philosophical and literal end of this question. I'm sure the crowd can answer the literal, but I feel that only Jonk can say why Jonk do what Jonk do.

"call me cute, I'll kill you in your sleep. call me cute" well that sums up yanderes in a nutshell

0:15 I did that in Warzone 2. I picked up an RPG, Turned around, shot the RPG, realized the NPC had a shield, fricken got downed, and then rage quitted 😂

"Jonk's casting a spell"... There is a Pratchettian joke there somewhere, possibly.

I laughed so hard when nick found the frying pan and hit the chicken just the here chikka chikka chikka *clang* like it’s the kind of laugh where your an muscles feel like they’ve curled up and laughing is a silent spasm

Why did Skrilix (famous dubstep musician) lose the celebrity fishing tournament? Because he is always dropping the bass.

@WorstPremadeEver what happened to mat cos I can’t remember anything being said about him leaving I’m saying this because I’ve recently been watching old videos and they are so nostalgic

Tasting food is so much fun though 😢

Top-notch German humor.

To be fair most games will tell you the controls when they become relevant

If Jake ever talks italian like that again i'll rescind my citizenship and move

That italian readingv hurt my soul to a core level. Whatever Jonk tried to spell, can be sent to the butcher's shop cause it was completely slaughtered.

Can we bring back the German guy from Hell Let Loose?

English peoples saying that they would eat past instead of their usual food is totally understandable xD

Jonk's italian hurts me on a spiritual level

6:17 don't worry Jake, even italians can't speak Italian correctly 😬😬😬

6:17 as an italian i can confirm that was nowhere near understandable

Some people seek to split the atom, the WorstPremadeEver graduated to splitting chickens.

Yeah you don't catch a chicken with a frying pan you thaw a chicken with a frying pan.

Jonk ,alex, and ellis are the 3 stooges and gabby and cath are abbit and costello

jonk is casting a spell that just made me laugh so hard

2:00 i think jonk has learned what Ellis must feel

The WPE German Bakery. The foods delicious but none of them speak German

"Wait this game has a Tutorial" is the most wpm thing ever 😂

What do you mean IF? Just look at Devler

4:04 DEEZ NUTS. 4:30 Best green energy ever of all time. 5:19 Kris Kross "Jump" playing in the background

i would love to see you all play Stationeers :(

As a german, that bakery joke punched me out of my seat! I literally cackled like a hyena for a good minute 🤣🤣🤣 What a genius idea!

he hit the chicken so hard it had mitosis

Jonk is the master of languages

Oddly enough, I use the UK pronunciation of Beta. Glad to know I am using a lesser used version😂

7:05 now THAT'S how you do content!

1:03 As someone who currently owns chickens and has for the past 10-12 years, some days, that's accurate.

Whats the name of this game? 2:47

3:50 poor mingus..

1:13 NO! I heard enough about cloning in the stream today, please no more!

I don't know if this is on purpose, but Gabby is killing it/owning the Tiny Tina impression :P

4:53 No Ellis. We don't say "Bay-ter" either.

This gonna be good.❤ (I'm German)

Okay, that was a good Southern/Texan/Western/whatever-the-fuck-it's-called accent. *that looks like a rabbit, but okay-* il how the "hmmm"s went to Minecraft Villager Mode Enabled.

Bees! :D

Bees! :D

Don't feel too bad about the 'unfeeling robot' thing Alex. I would love being able to just passively produce energy without eating ie having an energy source internally. I think it'd be nice to still be *able* to eat food, so you could still eat and taste the things you do enjoy, without having to worry about it being unhealthy. Plus, if you're just producing energy without eating, you wouldn't have to use the bathroom! Added bonus. Also I have *never* heard of beta said that way, it's gonna be a dayta/dahta debacle all over again and I'm not gonna remember which one I used to say by default anymore!

"bees :D"

0:45 lol

The sound of nick hitting a chicken with a frying pan is the best sound i have ever heard

Misleading thumbnail, everyone knows Germans do not joke. Especially not about the Gluten content of foods!

Gobby can be brainless wholesome happy murderish or FULL SCOOTISH

XD WHY is the Frying Pan scene so damn funny!? Is it the sound of the pan hitting the chicken or the overall talk about using a frying pan to get chickens?

Bees! :D

Now I want WPE Merch that's just a shirt showing Jonk in Hogwarts robes, waving a wand and muttering bits of Italian

Alex: steals jakes joke Probably Jake: fuck it where’s the chicken killing frying pan

Call me a madman, but accidentally shooting a 50cal. In their dogs face sounds somehow just *so* John...