"IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD KIDS, DON'T HAVE THEM," Colin Tells Telegraph Readers 

He's like a stopped clock all right! One big hand and small hand!

@@EllieDYorks 😳that would explain it. Thank you.

"If you can't afford kids, don't have them! If you can afford kids, don't have them! Also keep all migrants out! Keep everyone out! Nobody to fill vacancies! Empty the lands! The isles of the mighty must be brought low! Leave Britain a howling wasteland under the pitiless gaze of the wizened god Crom Cruach!"

Brilliant! 😂

Are there no chimneys they can clean?

You should have exchanged them for Bitcoin

Instead of Penny Mordaunt?

I did! And am glad I did!

And they're all in the wrong place

Free the Pompey Mandela. Love to the family.

He's now the Islington Mandela.

Yeah... It was a bit like when Piers Morgan briefly appeared less of a malignant shit-stirring slug than usual during the pandemic. Didn't last, though.

Na, he is coming up for parole. Free the Pompey Mandela, Love to the Family.

The reference being that the right-wing newspapers spend a big chunk of their output on blaming poor families for 'breeding' beyond their means (having too many children they can't afford to raise), and then publish articles by wealthy parents complaining that if Labour implements a tax on private schools, they'll no longer be able to afford to send their kids to private school. As always, one rule for us the little people, another for the rich.

@@hg82met thanks!

It is all an act, he is coming up for parole. Free the Pompey Mandela!

What did he expect if he walked where buses belong? Love to the family he can't afford to educate privately.

You can be pro free market and a socialist. It is the tax revenues from the private sector that pay for state schools and our NHS.

@@jim-es8qk the only people who pay income tax in this shithole country are the ones who have it automatically deducted from their payslips.

​@jim-es8qk the point of marxs' critique of the free market was that despite its obvious benefits, its flaws would ultimately usher in revolution through the inequalities it produces, which he knew would overwhelm the entire system sooner or later.. in that respect he also advocated it, but with a warning.. 'capitalism creates its own grave diggers'. The solution being a properly regulated market.

Comedy

4 and a bit, with the last line lol.