Keir Starmer Loves England!? I'm Furious! | Colin From Portsmouth 

"Boris Johnson's career didn't die for this"....pure gold. 🤣🤣🤣

Got accused of being a "fake Brit" for not celebrating St George's Day. The person who said this couldn't answer who St George was or where in the world he was from, mind.

Found out yesterday that St George was actually Turkish which makes all the ridiculousness of the flag-shaggers even more hilarious.

Why have we even got a bogus dragon slayer from Turkey as our patron saint? Madness. We need a new patron. A new figurehead. Someone who sums up our English character and values. Gary Lineker?

You can’t help feeling sorry for any real Colins living in Portsmouth 😂😂😂

“I do, actually” 👏👏👏

We need to hear from Colin more often 😂😂😂

Colin seems to be mellowing.

I fully support the promotion of St George as a symbol of our rich heritage of diversity. It truly is our strength. Thanks guys.

Thank you . Colin from Portsmouth has made my day. I donot understand why this doesnot get a million views. It is wonderful satire.

*I DO THINK YOU OWE US* the AI art of Penny and the Lion

Love to the family

Show us Colins AI art of Penny Mordaunt and a Lion you cowards! The public has a right to know! (unless, as i suspect, it's deeply and weirdly NSFW, in which case... please preserve our eyes and keep it safely hidden?)

I nominate Sir Gary Lineker for a replacement Patron Saint. He never played for Turkey.

I left the uk twenty years ago, i saw the writing on the wall.

Alf Garnett is still alive!

Love it ❤

Classic!

Another slam dunk. Colin doesnt do double standards, thats not enough. You need at least Triple!

One of those occasions where Colin is at least half right - about Starmer's flag-shagging anyway. Love to the Patriotic Family!

Politician says he loves his country _ no one believes him. Politician says the country isn't all that great_ gets nailed to the floor. They complain that politicians aren't honest. No pleasing some

Curious about the AI art 😂, love to the family

4:25, 15 May 2024, the *best* football call to TalkSport radio. I swear to God, if Colin from Portsmouth didn't exist, this caller would have been the inspiration to create him.

The amount of AI art I’ve seen depicting lions, spitfires ,white cliffs and chicken tikka masalas is as comical as it is depressing.

That ending lol

Genius. 😂😂😂😂😂

I want to see the ai art too 😮

😂😂😂🤣😭 AI art of Penny Mordaunt & a lion Love to the family

That could be so many people I know 😮

I want to see the art too.......

AI art is going to get a sudden weird surge... Hope your ready for it to be sent to you....

Another classic episode.

I wonder if Penny Mordaunt was holding the Lion’s sword…

"AI art of Penny Mordaunt and a lion" 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂 pretty much every caller to Nick Ferrari, talk (shite) TV and Gbeebies Lol.. brilliant

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Penny Mordaunt!

The linctus shortage is starting to bite! 😬

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😂😂😂

My does my Ingerland flag say MADE IN CHINA???!!!!

Stayed on for the pic and got a really weird ad by a Chinese giant exploiting slave labour in Uyghur concentration camps

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Colin, puting the "N" in National Pride March Par... Hrm! Sorry, National Symbols.

This time last year after the local election results, Colin was complaining about living in a Marxist hell-hole. I don't think this year's local election results will cheer him up at all. Love to the family.

isnt st George Catalonian?

Love to the family.

Script Idea: ANT: Colin from Portsmouth is on the line. COLIN: I am absolutely disgusted with the way the audience on Question Time mocked the tory minister Chris Phelps. ANT: The thing is Colin, he didn’t know Congo and Rwanda are two different countries. He should have known. COLIN: No. He shouldn't. Chris Phelps proved himself to be a true Brit. ANT: How did he do that, Colin? COLIN: By re-imagining the map of Africa to suit his own purpose. We British have been doing that for over a hundred years. The truth is, Britain practically invented Africa. Where would Libya, Egypt and Morocco be if it weren’t for the British? They wouldn’t be in Africa, that’s for certain. Probably somewhere east of Malaysia. Another country invented by us. You’ve got to admit it, Antony, Britain gave the world, the world. They would literally be nowhere without us. ANT: But shouldn’t a minister for the government that plans to send people to Rwanda know where it is - and for that matter where it isn’t? COLIN: If Chris Phelps thinks the Congo is in Rwanda then that’s just an example of the forward thinking of this government. That shows the genius of Chris Phelps and, by extension, the Tory government. It’s immigration control and a peace-keeping mission all rolled into one. Send some of the Congonians to Rwanda. ANT: They’re called Congolese, Colin, people from the Congo. COLIN: Whatever they’re called, we send them to Rwanda, because once they’re there, they are not going to fight with the Congo, are they? Next, we send 50% of the Rwandanese to the Congo. Making Rwanda an ever safer country than it already is. And, effectively putting the Congo inside Rwanda which is what Chris Phelps is talking about. Anyway, Antony, love to the family. ANT: Love to the family, Colin. Love to the family. COLIN: Do you remember those Umbong Orange drinks you used to get as a kid? I could do with one right now for some reason!

I take a 50 pence piece to bed of an evening, and I stare at the converse side..... she's lovely....