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Following a near-collision between Russian and U.S. naval ships in the Philippine Sea, Vladimir Putin cozies up to Chinese leader Xi Jinping, leaving Donald Trump in the cold.
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@user-qw1ot9vc9p 4 года назад

Reporter:Why did you attack Syria? America:I suspect they have weapons of mass destruction. Reporter:Why don't you attack China and Russia? America:Because they really have weapons of mass destruction.

@oirualuciano8068 4 года назад

Hahaha you made my day

@youtubersruleyoutube2348 4 года назад

王琳 😷

@heisenberwolt2674 4 года назад

You find the truth

@gabrielle7835 4 года назад

that's fit for iraq and north korea too. hahahah

@chinailike7235 4 года назад

太真实了吧

@frankschwarz408 5 лет назад

I love how the Russian sailors were sun bathing. Hilarioius!

@4Everlast 5 лет назад

Many news reports said the other way arround, that it was the US ship with sun bathing MF's and the US wanting a colision as they want another war, aparently it's boring in the middle east.

@Saiputera 5 лет назад

Lefties and globlist is fucked. How you gonna contain russia yet alone china?😂😂😂😂

@NoName-rg3np 5 лет назад

@@Saiputera did you really just say "lefties" lol Left handed people rock... Bitch.

@dannyhenderson308 5 лет назад

@@Saiputera yeah cause pussy righties don't fight huh. Draft dodgers

@Saiputera 4 года назад

@@NoName-rg3np if liberal are rocked why country like saudi,hungary,poland,russia,india ect.. elected a right wing party into power. Liberal world order is collaping hard yo. The world is getting more mutipolar. Lefties are fucked😂😂😂

@thatomotsoeneng6070 3 года назад

Every time countries do their own things excluding America "especially " RUSSIA and China the Americans automatically think it's a plan against them , not everything is about u AMERICA

@jeevanraj619 3 года назад

exactly. The Americans think the world revolves around them

@kalebtheherald2947 3 года назад

Preach Comrade!!

@LuckyMthombeni 3 года назад

Tell them my guy

@nivetronj1989 3 года назад

You fucking sed it

@guhad0108 3 года назад

Agreed brother no more wars we want peace america needs to stop looking for war against everyone we want to build our countries not attack you

@jason3314 4 года назад

Trump: no one knows friendship better than me

@warcraftiii1140 4 года назад

Yeah

@ltdhj561 4 года назад

you r a old Trump.

@garychester1443 4 года назад

xswl

@ericwong4213 4 года назад

Trump: You are my best friend and brother. Xi: Is that so? I need you to tone down and stop accusing China. Trump: Yes, the democrats are shit. Xi: I was talking about you keep pointing at China for ripping US economy. Trump: I know right! The democrats are always doing their shit to blame China. This is true story, conversation between Xi and Trump on G20 meeting in previous years. But of course the conversation was exaggerated a bit as I wrote it. But it showed how Trump is so deep in his own fantasy.

@AJBNord 4 года назад

@@ericwong4213 interesting.... Trump2020

@kashansr9956 5 лет назад

"Dimitri take off your shirt" Let's get suntan before we die 😂👏😂

@billmurray7473 5 лет назад

Russians don't believe in Jesus.

@kashansr9956 5 лет назад

@@billmurray7473 well 42% are Orthodox Christens

@davidhollenshead4892 5 лет назад

Nah, it just means that the Russians are quite chill, but then you would have to be or Russian drivers would give you a heart attack...

@samsh1376 5 лет назад

you Indian f*** off. before criticizing anyone look at urself.

@kashansr9956 5 лет назад

@@samsh1376 I am not Indian "Angry brother"

@HeyThisIsBrian 5 лет назад

1:02 I can't believe they missed the joke of: Americans: "Prepare for breach!" Russians: "Prepare for beach."

@daxxonjabiru428 5 лет назад

IKR?

@Adre1987 5 лет назад

Well... there's no beach... That's why they missed it, it's because it's not a good one 😅

@charlleedodson 5 лет назад

Marco They’re getting their beach bods man!

@Adre1987 5 лет назад

@@charlleedodson yeah but the point is: of they collide and die in the middle of the ocean... No one will get to the beach. Just because it makes a rhyme it doesn't mean it's a good joke

@Trvkkd 5 лет назад

Marco no he means preparing for the summer a beach body so prepare for beach not we’re going to a beach

@user-dc3sx7rl8m 4 года назад

Now I know why this guy is so famous even in China, he is so so funny! Really enjoy all those accent parts🤣

@bibekgc4181 4 года назад

USING VPN China? Lol

@user-fz7xs2xl8s 4 года назад

Great Course Hub ?

@masterdementer 4 года назад

Wait I thought RU-vid was banned in China. Why don't you guys ask the govt to remove the ban?

@user-fz7xs2xl8s 4 года назад

Master Dementer LOL you think we can “ask” the government?

@user-fz7xs2xl8s 4 года назад

Great Course Hub Jealous? Nah.

@johnhenry8005 4 года назад

As a chinese, we really enjoy this video and laugh with it, Glad to see a different way to blame China, we are so bored with those tasteless blaming, have you guys noticed that within your media everything is China's fault, China this China that, i feel so sorry that we could not satisfy your every single wish, we are not God.

@lukezhang3371 4 года назад

Yes, you are right

@tianyumin1483 4 года назад

it's illegal for China to be stronger. hhhhhh

@cocochang8506 4 года назад

Bingo~！

@meiyoukaiguawolubenwei4215 4 года назад

yes, finally these people changed their ways to blame China, hhhhhhhh

@rosariofan1197 4 года назад

lol

@dunamisworshipofficial935 4 года назад

When you take politians as jokes And Listen to comedians for advice The world changed

@angolin9352 4 года назад

Not really. Court fools were able to dispense more truth than almost anyone else in court, since they were expected to be taken less seriously.

@michaeljames5936 4 года назад

In at least two countries, actual comedians, became actual leaders. 'The world turned upside down.'

@jordaneggerman4734 4 года назад

I dunno. Orwell was too right, in a lot of ways. I'm just glad he didn't see the rise of late night talk hosts, who are more responsible than the politicians attempting to recreate 1984...

@jordaneggerman4734 4 года назад

And stronger-willed, to boot.

@Saiputera 4 года назад

liberal,marxist are fucked yo AHHAHHAHAAH

@qixuanchen660 4 года назад

Hey, i am Chinese. And I actually love this guy! Nice one, Trevor, nice one.

@Sullaban 4 года назад

Qixuan Chen Trevor is really cooking this is my third time through this ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-96oQH3gFGQE.html&authuser=0 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-jtuZ_y-j5VI.html&authuser=0 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-NvJDLZAsAXw.html&authuser=0

@GRIMRAJ 4 года назад

Yuppp me too

@yijunliu2568 4 года назад

@@reneharusinec2146 what fuck are you？ shit

@jasonb3796 4 года назад

@@reneharusinec2146 if you want to curse, we got plenty of Chinese who can use English to curse with you all the time.LOL.

@reneharusinec2146 4 года назад

Jason B give me some pocket gun, we can meet, i’ll shot them, then run..

@deggeg 4 года назад

Trump is like an ex-girlfriend of Russia, trying to ruin the relationship between Russia and China.

@knighthollow5023 4 года назад

@Ann Nifödova there are few countries that own global-range nuclear ICBMs,even fewer to manufacture them all by their own, and guess what, China is one of them. Update your knowledge.

@IC-rd4zl 4 года назад

china might no have as much nuclear warhead than us or russia BUT......... they have already enough to nuke the world thoroughly, its only upto whether they decides to use it, same goes with us, Russia, uk, france ..... etc,etc

@davidpan3290 4 года назад

@@tytoalba4794 😂😂😂😂

@jxl8594 4 года назад

hahahh'h you are right

@kingrocks3713 4 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-tx_w2W_WxXw.html

@quintus920 3 года назад

Funniest part was when only around 20% of the audience laughed at the Slovakia/Slovenia joke because the other 80% didn't know what Slovenia is.

@user-tw8vw5ps6x 3 года назад

😄

@travelwithythera120 4 года назад

That Russian accent gets me rolling each time

@jjaice33 4 года назад

@Pink Rose Vot are you hafing against the RAshin Akcent in Englich???

@turkokarim580 4 года назад

As a Russian guy i can say that no American gets it right.

@Sullaban 4 года назад

Pink Rose Yes he does a good job with the accent ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-96oQH3gFGQE.html&authuser=0 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-jtuZ_y-j5VI.html&authuser=0 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-NvJDLZAsAXw.html&authuser=0

@yafeiwu8005 4 года назад

ARE YOU A BALL? ROLLING SO MUCH

@jasonwatkins7673 4 года назад

Racism is funny

@NammCat 5 лет назад

No matter how fkd* up the news is... Travor always manages to find humor lol

@couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад

Gotta laugh to keep from crying.

@anonymousperson7889 5 лет назад

He is a South African spy and will be arrested soon for collusion.

@philosophygamers5920 5 лет назад

All humor is derived from fear

@horaceshaw5994 5 лет назад

@@anonymousperson7889 Are you serious?

@m.h2247 5 лет назад

薄名萧 no, he’s just spewing alt right propaganda

@JerryGakaNaifen 4 года назад

Chinese are simple people. When they like you, they give you pandas, the more pandas they give, the more they like you.

@tomlee7572 4 года назад

Lol

@user-rp7cl1dz8r 4 года назад

We Chinese need friends,no like the US always against the world

@heviannfan7762 4 года назад

lol,but pandas really mean a lot to Chinese.

@pentiumou8993 4 года назад

As a regular common people of China, I just want people from all parts of the world unite together happily. As for pandas, maybe government will think they mean a lot, but as for me they're just a cute creature rolling around eating bamboo.

@peikailv4924 4 года назад

@@user-rp7cl1dz8r yes ！

@kakyoin9831 3 года назад

When a plane is about to crash Everyone : Prepare for impact Russians : Ay Dimitri please open the door we need some fresh air and also to see the light first before everyone

@lwandiso7149 5 лет назад

"Dmitry take off your shirt, let's get a suntan before we die" 😂😂😂

@artedejali 5 лет назад

Lwandiso In Trevor’s accent 😹

@cuauhtemocmorisco3493 5 лет назад

Lmao

@grmpEqweer 5 лет назад

That's Russians for you.😂

@pajdovelicanstveni 5 лет назад

Yes,that is what he said in the video.Thank you for your service!

@pingdeedee 5 лет назад

Lwandiso that made my day.

@jasonlin469 4 года назад

I don’t know why but I loved the Jackie Chan part.

@user-or2eo2zc4e 4 года назад

你喜欢成龙？😂😂

@rangoshylock.4391 4 года назад

well,me too

@ltdhj561 4 года назад

well,Jackie Chan is a Typical Chinese,he love his country,and he is really brave

@naufalgama3295 3 года назад

@@ltdhj561 he love peace, i'm Indonesian, i saw him in turkey film, hollywood, and another

@va1lter_ 3 года назад

Same

@kankanfanguolai5880 4 года назад

当美国怀疑一个国家有大规模杀伤性武器时，这个国家最好真的有大规模杀伤性武器 Well,when the US suspects a country has weapons of mass destruction,it better have them😂😅

@jiezhong2241 4 года назад

You are right.

@authority6302 4 года назад

秀

@yiwang1418 4 года назад

没毛病

@meiyoe8604 4 года назад

no doubt😂

@mrartificialintelligence3267 4 года назад

you tell the truth

@ralffe3465 3 года назад

Russian sailor:Hey Demitri, sunbath on deck. Show America how relax we are. American sailor: Ahhhhhh we are under attack!!!!

@bitcoinmaster3634 5 лет назад

"Tariffs on Slovakia". But Donald, I'm from Slovenia.

@AmberAmbwee 5 лет назад

I don’t care! It’s still tariffs. 💀

@Liza37hera 5 лет назад

Likely we don't have much to sell to USA... From Slovakia 😄

@supernicky2009 5 лет назад

Plus: both countries are members of the EU, and so he would have to put tariffs on the EU, but that's something that has been explained to hin most probably hundreds of times by now and he still does not understand :).

@atesgunduz1814 5 лет назад

He is from Germany

@martavdz4972 5 лет назад

"Whoever puts tariffs on Slovakia puts them on us, too!" The Czech Republic (and the EU :-) )

@GeneralLiuofBoston1911 4 года назад

I'll be honest, he actually hit Trump's voice right on the spot

@hongcai4617 4 года назад

we really like u on chinese social media(political contents but in an objective and funny way), keep up the hard work maybe one day u will be rewared with a panda

@chaosXP3RT 4 года назад

I doubt it. Chinese people have to use a VPN to watch him

@elenaxiao788 4 года назад

@@chaosXP3RT Why you are everywhere to judge the VPN thing? Maybe you should use VPN in China to know what China is really like and realizing how idiot you are .

@thchen8374 4 года назад

chaosXpert we have diligent voluntary translators to translate these videos and post them in Chinese social media

@qr_code3774 4 года назад

@@chaosXP3RT We have a video website named bilibili in China. In fact, many Chinese people know Trevor through this website. He is really famous in China.

@chaosXP3RT 4 года назад

@@qr_code3774 Is he famous because he hates the USA?

@harip.ap.a3302 3 года назад

China gives pandas to russia RUSSIAN BEAR: am i a joke to you white kitten

@myrang2863 5 лет назад

Trevor: I can talk about pandas all day Me: PlEaSe

@dalirichmanjnrmzantsi5506 5 лет назад

he earns better than you.

@thekingalabri3901 5 лет назад

Would you like to have my panda? 😎

@kirankhadgi9374 4 года назад

I have never enjoyed international affairs this much 😂

@shyaammohan8975 4 года назад

Ma man your show is awesome. You are giving info as well as whole load of humors . 😂✌ Love and support from Kerala, India 🇮🇳🇿🇦🇺🇸

@angeloeleo12 3 года назад

Abhinandan also needs a support Ma man 😂😂

@yuqinghe8074 4 года назад

Those panda ears are so cute, flying up high 🤣😂

@fiona8117 4 года назад

i love how giving pandas is a great show of friendship for china lmao

@daisyzhao497 4 года назад

fiona not giving it renting lol 😆

@KM-be1rv 4 года назад

Panda diplomacy

@abdouls2386 5 лет назад

Don't forget the missile crisis was because the U.S put missiles in turkey

@JachAnen 4 года назад

True. Kennedy started the whole thing and USSR actually responded with diplomacy and Kennedy decided to act tough and got nervous when they took action. I think he was a good man and somewhat a good president, he just was not suitable for conflicts. The whole thing scared the whole world.

@abdouls2386 4 года назад

@@JachAnen people forget war is never really one sided its caused by decisions from the other sides

@micmccond7 4 года назад

Don't forget...Russia invaded Ukraine and now own some of it...but expressly denied any support for Russian Ukrainian rebel factions.

@anpham605 4 года назад

@@micmccond7 US sent troop and brought war to Iraq is fine but when Crimea joins Russian by Referendum it is an act of invasion?

@Sullaban 4 года назад

Boy that is interesting history. I have NEVER heard that account. And I will probably never hear it extremely interesting. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-96oQH3gFGQE.html&authuser=0 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-jtuZ_y-j5VI.html&authuser=0 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-NvJDLZAsAXw.html&authuser=0

@azmi0000 3 года назад

"Ivan,are we close enough to their ship?" "Do you hear anything scrapped? No? So get closer"

@veddaga1504 3 года назад

5:50. Did you see that person in the back laughing at him. 😂

@seanwong5714 5 лет назад

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend" comes to mind....

@davidaguero451 5 лет назад

Reminds me of mw2

@baconous689 5 лет назад

No Battlefield 4 comes to mind for me

@tfodthogtmfof7644 5 лет назад

Ah but in 70 maxims for maximum effective mercenaries the saying is: “The enemy of my enemy is my enemy’s enemy. Nothing less, nothing more.”

@altGoolam 5 лет назад

My life would not be complete without fifty shades of Rocky. Damn you Jackie Chan!

@tanvir7454 3 года назад

Can't wait to see red flag waving on white house.

@jennyzhu3577 3 года назад

😏

@unknownmasksw2serialirious580 3 года назад

@@jennyzhu3577 lol Chinese 3 inch are coming

@harir6316 3 года назад

@@unknownmasksw2serialirious580 Yeah bend over.

@guangsihan 5 лет назад

Trump: Xi and I are best friends. Putin: Hold my Vodka.

@khalidhassan8599 5 лет назад

W B 😂

@Ecoean 5 лет назад

Trump: Putin and I are best friends. Xi: Hold my BaiJiu.

@existenzq4928 5 лет назад

@@Ecoean Hold my 庆丰包子

@lyfxyz12 5 лет назад

@@existenzq4928 就你皮

@khalidhassan8599 5 лет назад

Enoch Clark Zhao 你的意思是啤酒

@maddawgs1394 4 года назад

This dude might be the funniest person in America 😂

@manitshetty 4 года назад

I know right 😂

@obi-wankenobi1233 4 года назад

@@manitshetty MIGHT?!

@manitshetty 4 года назад

@@obi-wankenobi1233 I suppose, is*

@BL66127 4 года назад

right

@themordeo1098 4 года назад

Not even close

@zhanyjeme413 4 года назад

just love Trevor doing the all the accents. ALL

@babalolababatunde6974 4 года назад

Passing information with a smiling face make Trevor the best among the rest. Thumbs up

@bluecanine3374 5 лет назад

At the "spice things up" comment all I could think of was calling it "50 Shades of Orange"

@lihle4220 5 лет назад

Hey you random person going through the comments section, have a wonderful day...

@Emsworth377 5 лет назад

Haha. Thanks, you too

@77esto 5 лет назад

Thanks😊 You to👍

@hirameberhardt8643 5 лет назад

You too

@archieVGC_Unite 5 лет назад

Boss comment.

@tdembry 5 лет назад

Don't tell me how to live my life! 🤪

@nizarpradhan9019 4 года назад

Great Trevor I really love to see your extra ordinary way of expression and articulation. God bless you more

@jimlim652 3 года назад

Trevor, you are a true entertainer host 👍 every time when watch your videos will be the great time of the day😊

@Jeff121456 5 лет назад

Tariffs. Trump discovered a hammer now everything looks like a nail.

@probablynotabigtoe9407 5 лет назад

It is just as Effective as closing down the government

@karlblume9419 5 лет назад

He's discovered Maxwell's silver hammer, and is using it on US.

@headcold7250 5 лет назад

His tariffs are destroying my retirement account. I'd say how much I lost it infuriates me. I interpret these govt actions as a too-close warning shot aimed at economic stability. Considering that Mexico agreed to address illegal immigration IN MARCH, the tariff fest looks like a demonstration of how dangerous insubordination will be in2020

@karlblume9419 5 лет назад

@@headcold7250 his bff Putin urged tariffs as a weapon. Eejit Trump, having cheated his way through Wharton, believes him. Not all the economists in the world can now teach him otherwise, nor even the actual disastrous repercussions, which he will decry as 'fake news', even from Fox.

@karlblume9419 5 лет назад

@Masked Singer oh, honey, their covert ops have been double-teaming us since the 80's.

@tyl1005 4 года назад

“ayeee wtf is this bamboo” 😂😂 🐼🐼

@afikakhalifandlovu7115 4 года назад

🤣

@amsasic 4 года назад

I don't get why he does an italian accent when talking about new jersey tho😂

@yuanginsberg3857 4 года назад

@@amsasic bc they probably have most of the Italian-Amarican communities in the US

@cicici3658 4 года назад

@@yuanginsberg3857 还有这种事？

@birdperson6745 4 года назад

太上头了😂😂😂😂

@jemz1zn631 4 года назад

The rocky analogy was hilarious 😂 😂 😂 😂

@essuelee5761 4 года назад

This one is sooooo funny LOL. I laugh so loud that my parents know I wake up and ask me to have breakfast.

@TheHomelessDreamer 5 лет назад

I would have called this episode "Panda-monium"

@godlychild7925 5 лет назад

You're so clever 😁

@syguzman5739 5 лет назад

⭐ WINNING COMMENT! ⭐

@sarabeth9877 5 лет назад

Very punny 😂 🤣

@gjohnson6884 5 лет назад

Trump is mad because he didnʻt get a Panda!!!!

@racoonsister 5 лет назад

@@gjohnson6884 but he got a beautiful love letter from KinJungUn,LOL

@bbzz1824 4 года назад

I can't even hate on Russians when I try.

@antanariva 3 года назад

Don't try, we a good guys))

@gabenewell3955 3 года назад

@@antanariva I love Russians

@nikhilprem7998 3 года назад

Ukraine

@V-oe9cu 3 года назад

Yeah if you do you will be sent to gulags

@jacqueline5621 3 года назад

I love Russians, i love Putin best in the world.

@mythplatypuspwned 4 года назад

"or if they're enslaving you" LOL

@guojunhao8062 3 года назад

I think Trevor noah says that regarding the triangular trade of african slaves.

@ashadp.s160 4 года назад

You make me laugh in these harsh days of corona, thank you alote ma friend

@citywok9579 5 лет назад

“Where did russia get the balls to play chicken” Answer? Russia is the ball factory

@raghavgupta7715 4 года назад

This comment deserves 1k likes duh

@Sullaban 4 года назад

City Wok Nice comment. Russia got two. Not one but two pandas. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-96oQH3gFGQE.html&authuser=0 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-jtuZ_y-j5VI.html&authuser=0 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-NvJDLZAsAXw.html&authuser=0

@prajullas 4 года назад

Exactly my point too

@realfore9318 4 года назад

cuka blyat warning!

@machigiceb7788 4 года назад

they really are

@zimba5912 5 лет назад

"Is like Running into someone at Ted Cruz birthday party cuz there's no there" savage

@kimatyakido2491 5 лет назад

Zim Ba Nope, the US ship tried to ram on to the Russian ship. Trevor must be Trump’s bastard.

@TroIIingThemSoftly 5 лет назад

^^ Defective Russian bot detected.

@randomhuman8802 2 года назад

Trevor nails every time..... 🔥

@alishanmao 4 года назад

he is my current favorite comedian hahahah :) after Jimmy Fallen :D

@Berry01000 4 года назад

Ever watched Conan?

@JackyMan22 4 года назад

Jimmy Fallon not funny anymore. He's a dud. ._.)

@Lollol-ci7mc 3 года назад

My favourite is jimmy kimmil

@abdulbasith01 3 года назад

go for conan and kimmel

@vaishalibansode34 3 года назад

I liked first part of ur comment. Then u said u like fallen.😂🤣he is nt funny anymore

@noorkhoury4978 5 лет назад

They hurt my feelings = TARIFFS!!! Trump is like the jealous ex

@thatgirlthatgirl6560 5 лет назад

just b/c you slap around tarrifs doesn't mean anyone's paying them.

@artmy3045 5 лет назад

Nahhh he not even start man, he just having crash on Putin

@Saiputera 5 лет назад

Lefties and globlist is fucked. How you gonna contain russia yet alone china?😂😂😂😂

@aquarian1820 5 лет назад

Hey Trevor. Right on time. I am so ready for the good humour you deliver. 😭🆗😂🔥❤

@avigutierrez8948 5 лет назад

Speaking of humor xfinty ad that is on right now😏.

@minzhang6558 4 года назад

I died at how he pronounces xi Jinping as "Ji Ginping"

@yonasgebremichael323 3 года назад

The toney soprano act was halarious😂

@anzelmasmatutis2500 5 лет назад

I bet Russian captain was sunbathing and nobody dared to correct course of ship :D

@Reym_ai 5 лет назад

According to the rules of maritime, only the left ship is obliged to change course.

@nova_vista 5 лет назад

@@Reym_ai Americans: You're left of me Russians: No u

@crookim 5 лет назад

World rules don't apply to America..... That's why they always cry foul....

@farzana6676 5 лет назад

@@crookim We make the World's rules

@vadimbondarenko6381 5 лет назад

@@farzana6676 no, The United Nations make the World's rules, and China, Russia and U.S have most of the power at that organization.

@kahvellyx720retamehoy8 5 лет назад

Trevor, always great Job bringing laughter into heavy hearts these days.. saludos.

@crackaby7075 3 года назад

Imran Khan watching Xi take a boat ride with Putin: *Depressed Pakistani Noises*

@josephvencent580 4 года назад

Lollllllll this is the funniest daily Show I've ever watched.

@MrDan11422 5 лет назад

Think about it. If the Russians where trying to ram the ship why would they be sunbathing. Seems like they wouldn't have anyone out

@freshlysaltedfishing8500 5 лет назад

Damn you are the epitome of dumb. Perfectly dense to the fact of a show of power. Please dont not comment or procreate anymore. Thanks for missing the complete meaning of this whole segment.

@andrasbiro3007 5 лет назад

They didn't try to ram the ship, just everyone was out sunbathing, so they couldn't turn.

@andrasbiro3007 5 лет назад

@@freshlysaltedfishing8500 I'm not sure who is right, but one thing is abundantly clear, you are a huge asshole.

@MrDan11422 5 лет назад

I don't know about that. Im thinking logical. If my intent was to scare someone else. Even in a car. I would have had passengers put on a seatbelt. I honestly think if they had a motive to scare nobody would be on the deck

@MrDan11422 5 лет назад

@@freshlysaltedfishing8500 your own logical thoughts are why you are stuck in stupid

@Philemaphobia 5 лет назад

Germany got two Pandas as well XD XD XD we even built them a love tunnel

@NotUnymous 5 лет назад

@아이유 사랑해요. dear, the tunnel that was constructed for Yan Yan and Bao Bao is in their zoo, no Special quality in engineering/construction needed for that ;-)

@michalhavlicek6521 5 лет назад

Expect tariffs soon :D

@haydentse6526 5 лет назад

@아이유 사랑해요. Could you Korean idiots zip of your mouth on any topic linked to China.? We Chinese all admitted one fact that Korea is the No.1 of this universe, so case closed and collect your ass to go fucking back to enjoy your own lives?

@prettyloco3788 5 лет назад

It's time for me to move back home lol

@user-gf2vn4ro1q 5 лет назад

I am Chinese, I had only seen a panda one time.

@seanwang6143 4 года назад

Lmao that whole bit about pandas being In New Jersey for too long and then forgetting their Chinese roots perfectly describes my Asian-American experience!

@Ryan-yx8bs 4 года назад

that russian ascent sounded like niko bellic

@syguzman5739 5 лет назад

2:55 Did anyone else notice their matching ties? 🤣 BFF's - LOL!

@vydraf 4 года назад

Greedings from Slovakia. Thx for mentioning our little country :S

@gfrr9354 3 года назад

💩

@bcp6086 3 года назад

I for one would love to hear Trevor talk about Pandas all day

@bahemisadan3684 4 года назад

Oh my God.. I laugh so hard on that " sun bathing"

@Rafayel06 5 лет назад

That Russian accent! 😂🤣

@HarmonicaGuitar 5 лет назад

It's parodia on Russian accent

@keyheroassist144 5 лет назад

You mean that "incredibly cheesy affected Russian accent"? sounds totally unconvincing

@tmacdigital 5 лет назад

Lol...."Dress up as something you know China is into" Hahahahahahahahaha...!

@cl759 5 лет назад

Yeah, that dress up thing is always working... not... Idiots

@vikkifaith3240 3 года назад

I LOVE how he does the accents loool

@heumabaglari1091 3 года назад

Rocky Balboa vs Ivan Drago And in between comes Jackie Chan 🤣🤣🤣 That one was epic

@alex79475 5 лет назад

Next president will have to do a lot to untangle this mess.

@dunbar9finger 5 лет назад

And if they are true to form, every Republican will blame the incoming Democrat for each problem inherited from the previous administration that doesn't magically disappear on day 1 of taking office.

@qmechkeys 5 лет назад

Trump has a decent chance of winning

@memoaustin7151 5 лет назад

there wont be no next president trump is about to start wold war 3 after these news, one can easily see how the orange orangutan can see this as team-up against him, and being the overgrowth child that he is, hes most likely going to lash out.

@hiphophrc 5 лет назад

Nahh the whole world knows what's he up to. They'd be like "come here man/woman, lemme give you a hug"

@BIGFOOT-ENT. 5 лет назад

Not only are Russia and China developing better relationships but Trump has pushed away many of our strong Allies like Japan and Germany. What an ass.

@dantecrailman8861 5 лет назад

Xi Jinping and Putin tries to make Trump jealous, 😂

@probablynotabigtoe9407 5 лет назад

For real though this is some (Facebooking to make my Ex jealous) level shit

@headcold7250 5 лет назад

I like to think they're trying to "set a proper example" because Trump is like that guy who embarrasses his friends without knowing. They should be more blunt and just sign him up for some kind of therapy or classes for people who have never interacted with society

@Ecoean 5 лет назад

they don't need to try. trump was always jealous they're both better looking than him

@musikmadmusik 5 лет назад

😅😂😜

@headcold7250 5 лет назад

@bink bee the US 1% would prop it up

@mahsooly99 4 года назад

I've never enjoyed politics and international news this much😂😂 This guy is amazing!

@cojaysea 3 года назад

I’m from NJ and that cracked me up !

@contras. 5 лет назад

Legend has it Trump tried to throw tariffs at Vietnam when he was up for draft

@boughtbot2639 5 лет назад

Hahahahaha!!!! You're fucking awesome brother.....hahahahaha

@youngbossunique 5 лет назад

dam u crack me up all the way from Jamaica...dam best show ever.

@paigebuchanan1445 5 лет назад

🇯🇲 looks like Trevor has a base here

@RohanWallace 5 лет назад

🇯🇲

@seansimps2122 5 лет назад

Old harbour 🇯🇲

@numerouno8593 2 года назад

One year have passed from the date release of this sequel. More to become reality... Nice story telling Trevor. Well done thank you.

@AdnanKhan-lu9yh 2 года назад

🤣👏👏👏'Rockie and the 50 shades of Grey.' Ollll

@aquarian1820 5 лет назад

Hey- if you don't come over to my house and play video games- then tarrifs, and I get to be player one. Trevor you are too damn funny. "I just ate a slice of pepperoni pizza man and I feel it moving with each increment of laughter. 😅😂😭🆗❤

@NickC_222 5 лет назад

"If you don't hang out with me at the summit, I'm gonna make my country's people have to spend more money on goods. Don't test me."

@ProustXu 4 года назад

😂😂😂

@jjaice33 4 года назад

@Nick C .... TrumAss is having a tantrum ... lol

@DarkS103 4 года назад

Trump sounds like a jealous girlfriend

@cicici3658 4 года назад

@@DarkS103 LMAO

@jimincheon 3 года назад

Trevor's russian accent is soooo funny 😂 😂

@mtv565 4 года назад

"Xi" is NOT pronounced as "Gee". "Xi" is pronounced as "sea".

@ruoyunxiao3841 4 года назад

Actually “shee”

@yiangqin7962 4 года назад

How about shi

@user-nl7hk9nk3o 4 года назад

@@yiangqin7962 its u name?good name

@sysphominahugo1766 4 года назад

In fact，it's not gee or sea... There's not a word in English can pronounce it, just like you can not use English to pronounce r in French. So, it's ok as long as it can be understood

@zaychikbronya685 4 года назад

@@user-nl7hk9nk3o good job！

@copyfx9070 4 года назад

Putin: We are alley Xi :No, we are friends

@ericwong4213 4 года назад

Xi and Putin are so close, it made Obama like sad outcast on G20 photo. That time Obama persuaded Western Europe to stop importing gas from Russia, (like there's any other choice). Xi signed $1 trillion gas order from Russia the following month, saved Russian economy and currency. The western allies couldn't last for long and scrapped Obama's idea. Just give them the whole Ukraine and we have gas to cook, said one of politician.

@hereticpariah6_66 5 лет назад

_"Rocky and the Philosophers' Stone!"_ That's funny right there!!😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏

@leafpool2014_gaming 4 года назад

the sunbathing thing made this one of my faverate trevor noah videos

@manyuanduan3632 4 года назад

有朋自远方来不亦乐乎。多个朋友多条出路，5000年的历史智慧，总是让我们更快的明白一些道理

@user-mb9ng3uw4x 4 года назад

有朋自远方来，虽远必诛（狗头保命）

@user-lx4pk4ty2i 4 года назад

@@user-mb9ng3uw4x 老b站了

@instaainfoo7077 4 года назад

Dude I have no words to appreciate your presentation skills.

@Nerdnp22 5 лет назад

The Russian accent though😂😂😂

@Kimmie33166 5 лет назад

Ikr

@cameronrangan764 4 года назад

Trevor is the CEO of “that’s right...”

@daisyliem9640 4 года назад

Oh, you are really good. Very entertaining!

@maribellira566 5 лет назад

Trevor's Russian accent

@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 5 лет назад

1:38, that graphic almost made me feel sorry for Ted Cruz 🤣 Almost.

@lionartist727 4 года назад

Trevor... you are the most funniest person I ever watched him in my entire life ....and by the way ...imitating russians was the best .....man that was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣