If you were Taylor Swift’s Judge 👨‍⚖️ (TTPD Edition)  

Who drove you away from the scene? “cHarLiE PuTh” 😂

Haha this was the perfect one to use guilty as sin

“How can I be guilty as sin?” 😂

TTPD: Taylor the Problematic Delinquent

No it wasn't Dylan Thomas, it wasn't Patti Smith, it wasn't Lucy, it wasn't Jack, it wasn't Peter, it wasn't Cassandra, it wasn't Robin, it wasn't even Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus, it was Charlie Puth.

After you said “You’re guilty” you should have included her line “How can I be guilty as sin?”

“charlie puth” took me out 💀

“Down bad, crying at the gym” - Down Bad “I felt like I might die” - I Hate It Here “I wanna kill him” - Fortnight “I cry a lot but I am so productive” - I Can Do It With a Broken Heart “The Chelsea Hotel” - The Tortured Poets Department “I was tame, I was gentle” - Who’s Afraid Of Little Old Me? “The bullet had just grazed” - Who’s Afraid Of Little Old Me? “OH WHAT A WAY TO DIEEE” - Guilty As Sin? “CUZ FUCK IT I WAS IN LOVE” - Down Bad “I stopped CPR, after all it’s no use” - So Long, London “Charlie Puth” - The Tortured Poets Department “I did my time” - Fresh Out The Slammer “OH MY GOD” - But Daddy I Love Him “I might just die, it would make no difference” - Down Bad

This was perfect for “you wouldn’t last an hour I. The asylum where they raised me”

Charlie Puth was her accomplice 😂

Taylor Swift has song for every single circumstances

Fun fact: The title track has 110 beats per minute, the right tempo for Hands-Only CPR, per the American Heart Association! I just thought it was interesting because she mentions CPR.

Charlie Puth killed me I almost spit my matcha out across my kitchen

LOST OPPORTUNITY TO USE "how could i be guilty (as sin)?"

Missed the opportunity to put "deranged weirdo"

The Charlie Puth part was so unexpected LOL

LOLLLLL I LOVE THIS THEY MAKE ME FALL ON THE FLOOR

Taylor needs to see this BAHAHAAAH

"down bad crying at the gym" - down bad "i felt like i might die"- i hate it here "i wanna kill him"- fortnight "i cry a lot but i am so proudictive" - icdiwabh "the chelsea hotel" - ttpd "i was tame i was gentle" - waolom "the bullet had just grazed" - waolom "oh what a way to die" - guilty as sin "cuz fuck it i was in love" - down bad I will do pt2 soon

the fuck it I was in love was amazing

The last line fits this All too well!😅

“Who drove you away from the scene?” I was expecting “a getaway car” but instead I got “Charlie Puth” and died laughing. 😂😂😂

These are so unserious, I love them

Clearly she didn’t learn her lesson from “no body, no crime” 😂

Should've used Guilty as Sin!!! But still amazing ❤😂🎉

what a menace 😂

The “i cry a lot but I was so productive “ gets me every time lol

"I was tame, I was gentle" "YOU SHOT HIM"

I love Taylor so much 🫶

She’s guilty as sin 😂

this was the perfect video to slide in a lil “how can i be guilty as sin” 🗿

Now she’s fresh out the slammer

Charlie Puth ✨

This is so good 😭

It makes it great because it’s all from ttpd

These are hilarious

The “Charlie Puth” one got me cracking up 🤣 There’s no way this man made Taylor Swift a criminal AGAIN and made Charlie Puth her accomplice 😂

Missed opportunity to use guilty as sin and fresh out the slammer

NOOOOOOO OBJECTION!!!!🥺🥺🥺

Rofl, nice taytay!! 🤣🤣🤣

Hahaha 😂 Good one! Love the way it's fully only from TTPD 🤍 I died at Charlie puth answer 😂

WHAT?? WHY AM I SO EARLY? Also, its awesome how youre able to use these lyrics to make a funny story

Part two must include Fresh Out the Slammer

Wow that’s awesome!🙏💜👍😍🥳

Great one again!

that smile though

Charlie Puth looool

she did charlie puth wrong

Im upset the line "No body, no crime" wasn't used here.

This is amazinggg 😅😅😅😅😅

“OH WHAT A WAY TO DIE”😂😂😂

I was waiting for it to say “YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT YOU WONT GET TIME”

CHARLIE PUTH LMAO

*Taylor walks in* Me: “GUILTY”

Nailed it 😂

„Oh what a way to dieeeeee“ 😂😂😂

Charlie Puth ooo you got snitch on

Love this

Songs… “Down bad crying at the gym” - Down Bad “I felt like I might die” - I Hate It Here “I wanna kill him” - Fortnight “I cry a lot but I am so productive” - I Can Do It With A Broken Heart “The Chelsea Hotel” - TTPD “I was tame, I was gentle” - Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? “The bullet had just grazed” - Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? “Oh what a way to dieee” - Guilty As Sin? “Cuz fu** it I was in love” - Down Bad “I stopped CPR after all it’s no use” - So Long London “Charlie Puth” - TTPD “I did my time” - Fresh Out The Slammer “OH MY GOD” - But Daddy I Love Him “I might just die it would make no difference” - Down Bad

U should do sza next cuz like kill bill is good for one of these

#taylorswift

"Look I won't survive in jail"

This made me subscribed lol

You past the test, you definitely ain't a swifty. 😅❤

Why is this so funny 😂

I absolutely lovvvvvve this 🤣 She’s amazzzzing !!!

guilty as sin

Haha he’s great at this!

Cheguei no canal semana passada e to adorando!! É bom pra desestressar pós trabalho

no body no crime!

Can’t wait till Tay is Fresh Outta the Slammer

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Everything was amazing but not more than "Charlie puth drove me away " 😂 This is kinda masterpiece, it taken off my all day long tiredness 😁

This is so good

Charlie Puth got me 😂

Perfect editing

hahahaha i love this

I love 💕 your videos are great

Missed opportunity for "fresh out the slammer"

the "oh my god" at the end.... lol

so many down bad references😂

Missed opportunity to say “how could I be guilty as sin” 😭😔

This made me want to listen to down bad. 😂

Love it!

nooooo, she got a boating license when she was fifteen and she cleaned enough houses to know how to cover up a scene

OH MY GOD

J: You shot him in the chest and killed him TayyyyyyyySlayyy: OH WHAT A WAY TO DIE💅

ChArLiE pUtH😚

YESSSSSSS

Wow

Did you know that Taylor Swift biggest fear is too go to jail?

The jail detail would’ve been perfect for Fresh out the Slammer

The way she used to work at Home Depot and she killed somebody

Nice Branchie😊

Who agrees fortnight is the best ttpd song

#FREEMYGIRLTAYTAY

It’s a crime you didn’t add the “Guilty” from Guilty as Sin

Let her escape in the getaway car.

Free od charge😂😂😂e❤

Lmaooooooo